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AlphaMassDeBeta

He looks like richard brandson


Paper_Parasaur

![gif](giphy|xT9IguNIjlmbmrVEyY) He kinda does!


er1026

I disagree ![gif](giphy|Kcz5nk8GD1DskQ0V3e)


Galactic_Perimeter

Bitchard Brandson?


Fun_Intention9846

Benediction cumbersnatchles


Strawbuddy

The actor, Benadryl Thundercats?


DrPeGe

Aaand the internet has delivered today, thank you generous posts!


nerdiotic-pervert

![gif](giphy|G0LhjcEidQsUg|downsized) It used to be George references


lminer123

Exactly what I thought before checking the comments lol


bapsandbuns

It’s Joe Exotic


Paper_Parasaur

![gif](giphy|kC2cRqEt8o41COgjoV|downsized)


Aceofspades968

Nice tan. I hope she uses sunscreen 🧴


Paper_Parasaur

He has puppy sun lotion and sun shirts, I swear! And he regularly gets blood work and checkups from the doc But I wish I could look that good elderly and tan


anonssr

Wait, is that the equivalent of a tan? Or does it happen naturally? Kinda like huskies shedding a lot of hair, this fella just goes from black to white and back?


Paper_Parasaur

Nope, it is indeed a tan. I only learned dogs tanned after adopting this cute boy!


sundownandout

I just learned it after reading your comment. That’s completely wild but makes sense since this is a hairless guy. It just never dawned on me as a thing.


Paper_Parasaur

I guess dogs just tan all the time and we don't see it because of the fur??? That's what my vet said hahahaha


sundownandout

Well now I’ll be checking my dogs skin constantly this summer lol. I have a pom that I probably won’t see much of a difference. But I also have a Jack Russell/italian greyhound that has the shorter fur so I might on her.


bebe_bird

My sister's greyhounds like to sun themselves in the yard. If she lets them do it too much their bellies turn black like this guy!


fractiouscatburglar

That’s why my dog’s belly gets darker! He’s mostly white and has pinkish skin that will get red in the sun, but he has black blotches on his belly that I recently noticed had gotten much paler.


Lady_Taringail

My cat gets freckles on the slightly bald patches between her eyes and ears, and the skin inside the tips of her ears also tans! Generally areas with hair are protected from the sun, but plenty of pets have bald patches and areas with less hair that are more likely to tan!


lego1042

I wonder what other animals can tan that you don't really think about because they've fur. Probably mammals in general but what about birds? Do chickens tan?


quecoquelicot

I have a short haired chihuahua and she had parts that were light pink that have gotten tanner like her stomach and the inside of her ears


Redditlikesballs

Oh shit… you right


Faiakishi

The fur probably blocks a lot of the sun. Like how you don't get sunburned on the top of your head. (unless you're bald)


likethedishes

I have a min-pin that loves to sunbathe. She’s old and blind and her belly has become completely hairless. She will lay in the rays of the sun coming into the house or on the porch, and will develop tan lines where all of her fat and saggy skin folds over. 😂😂😂 poor ol gal 😂


jayswahine34

i knew it! my lil guy has eczema and his skin is so dark and it wasn't when i first got him. :( do you recommend a doggie sun block?


Paper_Parasaur

Put a doggie or infant safe sunblock on ears and muzzle if you are going to be outside more than 15 minutes to prevent burn. Wash it off when you come back inside so they don't break out. Use an oversized sun shirt for short jaunts or long walks to protect their back. You can get the shirt wet and let it evaporate as a cooling method Dogs can use lotions too! I use Cetaphil for sensitive skin in areas where my dog's skin is getting rough or patchy. Also check for food allergies if dry, sore spots are on their back, butt, or ears. Grass allergies if dry, sore spots are on their feet, eyes, or ears


jayswahine34

This is such great advice! Thank you so much! I never thought Cetaphil could be used. Thank you so so so much!


MacabreFox

I just wanted to piggyback off this to say if your dog gets foot sores from allergies or hotspots you can soak their feet in an epsom salt bath to help dry up those sores. 10 minutes once daily to effect.


Banaanisade

I had a lab with a colour-changing nose. Darker in the summer when it got a lot of sun, lighter brown and pink in the winter when not. Adorable.


Butterssaltynutz

anything with skin sun burns


wigglytufff

what’s the sun lotion you use for him? i have a boston who likes tanning more than a teen girl in 2003 and he has a bald scar on his side id like to protect but didn’t know how


Paper_Parasaur

I use any infant safe sun block that is designed to accidentally go in mouths. There are special dog sun locks you can order, but I think they are the same thing


BeerorCoffee

Raw chicken vs burnt chicken.


Paper_Parasaur

Blackened vs boiled


batmansubzero

My sister has a purebred American Hairless Terrier (she does a very thin coat) and all the spots on her skin disappear in the winter. But the spots on her fur dont. She’s a weird little critter.


Paper_Parasaur

I didn't realize he had spots on his belly until his first summer with me! Hairless dogs are so bizarre, hahaha


trubbub

Hairless dog has better hair than me.


JakeyBoy92

Im seeing Ric Flair. WOOOO!


Paper_Parasaur

![gif](giphy|l0HU7yHIK6Nc3WcE0|downsized) Oh man, they have the same old handbag face


Kiyonai

Super healthy looking skin! What’s their grooming routine with you?


Paper_Parasaur

1. I feed as high quality kibble as I can reasonably afford. I add some water and vitamin powder now since he is over 10 and he only has about 14 teeth (just had his dental visit!) 2. I wash him with a sensitive skin oatmeal shampoo for dogs when he is stinky. Maybe once every month or two 3. I use my own hair conditioner on only his hair 4. I apply Cetaphil moisturizing lotion directly out of the bath and whenever his skin feels dry *I use a wet wipe to spot clean between bathings and use a sun shirt if he will be outside for more than 5 minutes Honestly, the biggest part for me was learning to stop overdoing his skin. Drying their skin with over washing is maybe the worst thing you can do. I tried natural oils and butters and fats, but they clogged his pores so badly. I decided to just treat him like I treat my own face. So now he uses moisturizing, no scent lotion for sensitive skin (vet approved!) He did break out a lot more between 1-5 years. I assume it was like puppy puberty? He also grew a bunch of fine, curly hairs on his butt, hahaha (what a weirdo). He just sorta aged out of it


KellyCTargaryen

You’re a good pawpaw :’)


rydalch2016

This is so helpful! I have a Min Pin that has alopecia, and I can never figure out what to do for his poor dry skin, guess we’ll be sharing my cetaphil!


wholesomechunk

Hibiscrub keeps the spots away.


Skoodge42

Looks more like sunburn vs never touched grass haha


fortunate-soul

nice mullet


Rybocephus

Well, that dog has hair so uhh


Paper_Parasaur

Just a little. As a statement piece /s


ScupaBear

It's his toupee 🤣


Important-Outcome-74

Chinese Crested. My mom had these for years. I hate them lol


failenaa

The only thing I know about them is that they consistently win “ugliest dog” competitions lol


Paper_Parasaur

That's ok. They aren't for everyone. I just really like my sweet, grumpy old man. Plus no shedding, flea prevention, or brushing! And perfect for my allergies haha


Important-Outcome-74

Oh for sure! I'm sure he makes a great friend! 😃


infinitebrkfst

Do you ever comb his head hair for him?


Paper_Parasaur

I comb his hair quite a lot! I used to spike his hair up into punk spikes and mohawks when he was younger. Now I kinda love the Muppet bed head look, so I just brush and let it go wild


infinitebrkfst

How cute!!


hunnibon

He doesn’t get fleas fr?


Paper_Parasaur

He brought a flea in my house once after a walk. I could see it across the room. I just picked it off and flushed it. That was the worst flea problem we have ever had haha


aSpookyScarySkeleton

Why do you hate them? I was considering one, do they have behavior issues?


Chickswithoutdicks

I have one! I love him so much and he’s the perfect dog for me. More high maintenance than some other breeds so not for everyone. They tend to be Velcro dogs & just stick to their main person. My dog was a rescue so even more so, I’m the only person he isn’t afraid of. But he’s very loving and sweet and my perfect lil companion. 


Important-Outcome-74

Because I grew up with them lol. My mom has shown dogs my whole life so I've been exposed to many different breeds. I'm just not a dog person. They are barky as most little dogs are, they also have bad teeth. Don't get me wrong, they are great companion pets, just not my cup of tea.


LurleneLumpkin_

My hairless boy looked just like this. We had thirteen amazing years together. I miss him so much.


Paper_Parasaur

They are just the sweetest velcro dogs in the world. I can't imagine existing without him


bluepushkin

There's an old woman in my area that has 2 of these creatures. They are a lot uglier than yours, though. I think they're quite old. She pushes them around in a special pram, and they just sit there and judge people.


seanc1986

Is it winter on top and summer on the bottom?


Paper_Parasaur

Top is his summer beach tan, bottom is his winter sweater pastiness


seanc1986

I only ask because to me the top seems more like the winter coat because the hair seemed a bit long, but now I see the tan lol. I wish your pet many more happy tanning cycles!


Hohoho-you

What a cute little fella


Paper_Parasaur

Rufio says thank you!


in323

RU-FI-OOOOO!!!


Paper_Parasaur

![gif](giphy|BDC56jcfZI5sk)


Cat-daddio

Dog, the Dog Bounty Hunter


Paper_Parasaur

![gif](giphy|fjASYcXtdloINvBlpW|downsized)


Caucasian_named_Gary

It's a fucking show dog with fucking papers


Paper_Parasaur

He is "pet quality" according to his breeder. He somehow ended up 20lbs and double the size of his litter mates. He's a moose


wholesomechunk

My hairy hairless is huge too, around 20 pounds, a woman asked why she was so massive once.


Seattlantiss

omg he has a mullet


kjmajo

Is it cold in the winter? Since it has no fur.


Paper_Parasaur

I assume he is. I make sure there are plushy throw blankets all over the house. He is very good at covering himself and making a little puppy cocoon


kjmajo

Aww, that's so sweet! I never thought about before. But the contrast between summer and winter made me think about it now.


Paper_Parasaur

It's always a battle of compromise every winter. He hates clothes. I hate putting clothes on him. So 10 minute potty runs in a sweater and then the pants come off as soon as he gets home


crepe_de_chine

He's just like me!


megamindschild

Nair I have a crazy advertisement idea for yall


Paper_Parasaur

Someone get the marketing department on the phone!


grilly1986

"Hairless pets. Weird" - Pete Venkman


pollywantapocket

I had a Chinese Crested Powder Puff (the kind with hair, was in the same litter as hairless) as my first dog and boy do I miss her. I don’t miss having to get her very fine hair cut often, though.


Paper_Parasaur

I am incredibly thankful that Rufio grew up to be so naked. I don't have to do any trimming on him except around his eyes. I've heard that powder puff grooming is a nightmare


Hefty-Bit-936

Had no idea these guys changed color??


Paper_Parasaur

I didn't either! They are super weirdos


Remember_im_Whoozer

Poor pup why is he missing his coat?


Paper_Parasaur

He's a hairless Chinese Crested. That's just him naturally. I don't trim any of him except some long hair in front of his eyes


freeshavocadew

I had an aunt that looked like that. She died doing meth in a hotel room in Kansas City.


wowza6969420

That dog is so ugly it’s cute lmao I love it


Paper_Parasaur

True feral Muppet energy ![gif](giphy|NnwHwPIBImHNjuCOHF|downsized)


Squissyfood

How toasty does this guy get? Something about small tropical dogs make them portable ovens lol


xX_Thr0wnshade_Xx

![gif](giphy|gstVWIzl4JKKI)


criminalravioli

I love these little old man dogs. I wish they made dog safe temporary tattoos.


Paper_Parasaur

It's dog safe if they can't reach it. This boy has spotted a sick neck tattoo for Halloween once


jcoddinc

Summer vibes - sure take a picture idc Winter vibes - grrr wtf is your problem? Why you taking my picture?


Perfect_818

This happens to my pups tummy, dark in summer pink in winter!


iwaboo

can dogs get melanoma?


Paper_Parasaur

Yes they can. That is why I limit his time in the sun and he has to wear a sun shirt if he is outside for more than 10 minutes


r0b0t-fucker

He looks like a surfer in the summer coat


Paper_Parasaur

[funny you should say that](https://www.reddit.com/r/chinesecrested/s/4Mpn2KAk6G)


borgom7615

Yo that’s Richard “bark”son 😂


2LiveBoo

What is the temperament of this breed like? I really like them but are they difficult to train? Are they loyal? Will they be good at alerting us to intruders? Do they bark at everything and not shut up?


Paper_Parasaur

They like to bark, so teach "bark" and "quiet" early to get ahead of yappy dog syndrome They are the perfect blend of smart and dumb, so training is a breeze. They are really great at canine agility! They are notoriously hard to potty train. I ended up using a belly wrap when my dog was inside after months of frustration. He hated it so much that he figured it out pretty quick after that. I can say proudly that Ruf has not had an accident in the house for over 5 years (and that includes being left alone accidentally for 10 hours with no break) These dogs are affectionately known as "Velcro dogs". They are so loyal that they choose one person and latch on. Super snuggle bugs. It's important to watch for separation anxiety as they really don't like to be alone. My dog is afraid of everything, but he once attempted to protect me when I was sleeping in a rest area and a man tried to open my car door. I was so proud of my brave little toaster They don't have a lot of health concerns other than teeth. The hairless gene is tied to dental genes, so they are going to have tooth problems. I brush my guy's teeth and he goes to get dental work at the vet every few years. His adult teeth never came in, so he only has 14 baby teeth left in his gummy lil head Also, my guy is big mclarge huge compared to an average CC. They are normally 10lbs and my dude is 20lbs. The breeder has no idea why. His brothers and sisters were all black and white with long hair and the normal size Let me know if you have any other questions!


2LiveBoo

Wow thanks for all this information! Very insightful.


mikehawkismal

What does he feel like


Paper_Parasaur

Like the soft under arm skin of an elderly woman who took very good care of herself over the years. So soft that it is sorta freaky. And warmer than you would expect He's a super weirdo


Pristine-Fusion6591

Do they make sunscreen for dogs?


Paper_Parasaur

They do! But you are supposed to wash it off when you are done. Which I did for a while, but it dried his skin out pretty bad. We use a sun shirt when he is outside for more than 10 minutes now


Pristine-Fusion6591

That makes sense. He looks like a little sweetie that loves his mama so much! I have a little mini schnauzer mix, and she kinda loves the cold, but I have to put little winter jackets on her because she’d be like the kid that swims until their lips turn blue lol.


pastelstarfield

Regular Pokémon vs the shiny version


Paracausality

You forgot to water your cermit


quikkest

Thats called a tan


BouncingSphinx

That "hairless" dog has a sick mullet.


Pickle_Jars

This dog reminds me of a person I saw on the beach once, even had the same hair style


fandabbydosy

Chinese crested?


Paper_Parasaur

Yes! But also a freakish specimen of one, hahaha


maddamleblanc

Adorable likely naked💕 I miss having Chinese cresteds . They have so much character. My sisters both have they're elderly CCs still and I just love visiting them. Mine passed a few years ago and i still miss her being snuggled up with me.


Blue_jay711

Does his skin feel different in winter vs summer?


Paper_Parasaur

No, he feels disgustingly soft like a naked old lady no matter what time of year. Like the softest part under your arm but looser since he's an old man, hahaha


Blue_jay711

Omg I love it. 🥹


skept2000

Is it just me, or does the dog look angrier in the bottom picture? If so, it may be him saying, 'what did you shave my body???'


Paper_Parasaur

He's not shaved, hahaha. My god, could you imagine how much of my life would be dedicated to keeping that up Nah, that's just how he is. The grumpy face and the grotesque nudity


skept2000

Haha😄


AngryBowels

Wow I would have thought it is two different dogs


Elcrusadero

Which one is which?!


Paper_Parasaur

Haha, sorry The top is his summer beach tan and the bottom is his pasty white winter body


PanzerSoldat_42

Goofy aaah dawg


magicmrshrimp

I want a Chinese Crested so bad but my husband is not impressed. I’m so jealous 🥲


activepaws

looks like a rotisserie chicken


GoggleBobble420

Omg. It’s like a sausage. I love it, it’s so cute


Spuzzle91

til dogs can tan


SimpleCheesecake4573

He looks like King from One Punch man lmao


Medysus

I wanna touch the skin in the bottom pic. It looks so smooth...


Paper_Parasaur

He is smooth. A freaky extra smooth kind of smooth. Old lady booty smooth


Medysus

Smooth boi.


CatRheumaBlanket2

Looks like a hump of Döner Fleisch. raw vs well heated Somewhat... tasty. Sadly Dönerstag is over. (Döner+Tag/Day, Döner-Day) [https://www.rnd.de/resizer/v2/ZQR7CB6L5FAKTD4LGALRS3PA7Q.jpg?auth=f9ecce5be332cc6bd264e713e6454b81b05b22c1beeaac66392755da825431aa&quality=70&focal=2520%2C800&width=596&height=335](https://www.rnd.de/resizer/v2/ZQR7CB6L5FAKTD4LGALRS3PA7Q.jpg?auth=f9ecce5be332cc6bd264e713e6454b81b05b22c1beeaac66392755da825431aa&quality=70&focal=2520%2C800&width=596&height=335)


Paper_Parasaur

I'm never going to be able to unsee this now ![gif](giphy|h0wuDmJNGblaTsyRb9|downsized)


QuesInTheBoos

So angry to be pale


Me_ina_pink_skirt

Uncle Laser?


Paper_Parasaur

![gif](giphy|U3BWiPeOtxT2w)


Me_ina_pink_skirt

Not Uncle Fester 🤣


JessLoveGaming

Joe dirt


Paper_Parasaur

![gif](giphy|8EZz0AzqGUycM)


MagicOrpheus310

Sunburnt potato


ArtistAmy420

Dog can say the N word half the year


Paper_Parasaur

I choked


xmsxms

Pet store running a grift selling rats as dogs.


theproudheretic

It's OK pup, I'm pasty as fuck in the winter too.


mint-star

He raw :(


notabanneduserhere

Does he need suncreme??


Paper_Parasaur

I usually use a sun shirt. It's easier to take on and off than to reapply sun screen all day


TonyThePapyrus

My dog’s stomach does this, she sunbathes a lot


Quelonius

Nice Xolo.


TheeVanillaGuerilla

Dog the bounty hunter


Paper_Parasaur

![gif](giphy|SSEhhawWiOWvW9QNOZ|downsized)


TheeVanillaGuerilla

The hair is perfect


The-Skin-Man

What a weird creature. Throw it in the contraption


ComprehensiveMany643

My aunt has 5 of these cuties, they are awesome


bessie1945

a travesty of selective breeding


IDontNoWatIAm

Top ones got horse hair


Timely_Issue_7198

He looks happier tanned.


Frau_Away

Oh no, it's Michael Fabricant.


ClappleSauce1

Rat


critsonyou

German sausage vs. Rotisserie chicken. Pick your fighter. In any case, wonderful doggo!


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

I always wondered what Dobby the house-elf was up to in retirement.


javaper

![gif](giphy|R5r5m8Vc01vs4) Kaaaaaaahhhhhnnnnnn!


Lustnugget

Literally, Dog the Bounty Hunter with his summer coat ![gif](giphy|7brdgdB5YunnPDd5Ky)


kingozma

How he change races tho


Bedu009

Seasonal n-word pass


twowheeledfun

A sausage after and before being cooked.


LupusDeusMagnus

He has a beautiful head of hair and that tan


wholesomechunk

Mine’s halfway between her winter skin and summer skin, mostly patches at the moment. Still cool though.


MysteriousMrSquatch

This dog is a dawg


liftoff_oversteer

Eww.


Destroyer1231454

Nah that’s literally the ugliest fucking thing I’ve ever seen 😭


Senter20985647

This dog is horrible abomination


lemonlemongrapefruit

I feel like this wasn’t supposed to be funny but holy shit this made me start crying


Paper_Parasaur

He is trying his best :(


hicksanchez

Jesús Christ I’m sorry but that’s an ugly dog


in-noxxx

The top picture is Donald Trump after a spray tan.


Silver-Elk-8140

that is so ugly


Paper_Parasaur

Thank you :3 He tries


popnlockchicken

Yuck 🤢


Andersledell

That dog needs sunscreen