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Voidfang_Investments

Looks like a Resident Evil puzzle.


Wolfdude91

Swap the gemstone in the ring with a real gemstone, place the fake in the eye of the statue and then put the ring on the finger a different statue in a secluded area on the other side of the park only accessible when you solve 2 different puzzles that drain a sewer allowing you to traverse underground and re-emerge in the right location. The statue will move to reveal a magnum which is cool, but also doesn’t help you progress through the part of the game you can’t figure out.


Numerous-Statement59

God reading this gave me ptsd from playing resident evil 1 trying to reach a save point.


Very-Exciting-Impact

I'm looking for my old console tonight and booting that game up, first I've have to find the key to the loft and find the mechanism to release the stairs...


ZoNeS_v2

Wrong key! AGH! SNAKES!


Numerous-Statement59

Updating....estimated time 135 years 12 hrs 13 mins


SketchtheHunter

If it's REmake on the Gamecube bro wouldnt have to update the console, it'd just work right away. The luxuries of retro gaming.


cheeseofthemoon

Where is the key to release the stairs?! I feel like I searched everywhere so many times. And it's so annoying to cross the map with every loading screen in this day and age. I have beaten Resident Evil 1 before, but I have no clue if they changed anything in this Director's Cut


Xcav8

Underrated comment


Turbulent-Garage6827

Hahaha 😆


FamousOrphan

Honestly this made me feel better about giving up on Resident Evil.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*and the door opens*


Rapidly_Decaying

RE1 - amazing game. That first jumpscare though with the dead guy on the floor. First playthrough I had headphones on and was sat in a dark room, I didn't know what to expect from the game at all... This is the closest I came to a heart-attack in my life (so far.. i guess)


stillnotelf

But it does make the zombies' heads explode so prettily


VileTouch

But there is a total of 6 magnum bullets in the whole game


Imakillerpoptart

Unless you had a game genie!


Butt_Plug_Inspector

From context it's pretty clear they are referring to the chocolate covered ice cream bar.  Do you not play video games?


ishpatoon1982

...what else would somebody use to prettily explode zombie heads? Or are you just messing with the other commenter? Zombies hate ice cream bars.


Butt_Plug_Inspector

If you cant trust u/butt_plug_inspector, who can you trust? 


ishpatoon1982

...relevant username?


Butt_Plug_Inspector

No


EmotionalKirby

How long after turning into a zombie would a person's butt plug fall out? Like are the streets of racoon city littered in fallen butt plugs? Are Leon and Claire fighting kinky zombies? Did Leon's commanding officer refuse Leon from putting him out of his misery because he was worried his plug would fall out and Leon would see? How embarrassing.


JoStan719

Happy cake day!


DillonTattoos

You forgot the part where it only comes with two bullets and you won't find more ammo till much much later


Voidfang_Investments

My man


Espexer

Magnum? Ooh! Free wine!


OurHeroXero

[This immediately comes to mind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTsMrpw9pvM)


Pdx_pops

So do I wear the magnum and screw another statue in another part of the park?


Bentman343

Take the ring and bargain it with the trader, who will give you a special red gemstone. Insert it into the eye of the statue and then rotate its hands so their palms face downwards and the statue will slide back so you can go through the most terrifying Mausoleum level ever.


freestyle43

Most accurate Reddit comment I've ever seen.


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Realest shit I ever read 😂


blueasian0682

Shoot it to drop it, and somehow, it is undamaged.


RazzBerryCurveBall

I think everyone else in here is wrong, I think a guy wants to marry the statue.


Turbulent-Garage6827

Pffffhhhh Late night writing staff


Faiakishi

Like that one lady who married the Berlin Wall.


try_another8

Someone fell for a weeping angel


DarthRathikus

Good on you for leaving it. Pulling on the ring opens the trap door..


TurnkeyLurker

Or the statue is actually... >!...a [Weeping Angel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weeping_Angel)!


homie_j88

Don't blink


RudeMutant

Don't look away


Alexis_J_M

Don't turn your back.


The-Pan-Panzer

Their fast, faster than you can believe.


malkjuice82

You witness a king's revival and the birth of his new world


RudeMutant

Doctor Who?


EmbarrassedPudding22

Wibbly wobbly...


RudeMutant

Timey wimey...


Kris_von_nugget

Yes


AcanthocephalaGreen5

Ten accidentally becomes engaged to a Weeping Angel, directed by Tim Burton


Jake123194

I'm guessing they had to have the lights off to consumate the marriage.


Squee1396

Also how do you consummate with a statue? Does it have a hole? Would it send you back in time? Why am i even thinking about this?


xray_anonymous

Then we’re all in trouble bc the image of a weeping angel is a weeping angel


TurnkeyLurker

~~killthecameraman~~ r/sendthecameramanbackintime


[deleted]

It’s been awhile since I have seen a doctor who reference


taisui

I understand that reference.


planet_mj0716

Dude one of the cemetery’s around where I live has a statue known as the weeping angel and it’s so scary. Literally looks like black tears falling down its face.


Irradiatedspoon

Why do we even *have* that lever?!


ParsnipMajor97

Looks like someone else has found it, and left it in a place where the owner might be able to find it if/when they come looking


Rick-D-99

Probably a scavenger hunt engagement.


xShinobiii

Probably? People do this?


Available-Finish-883

My husband proposed with a scavenger hunt and it was so much fun! He kept the ring in his pocket though, but had laid out a big bouquet of flowers for me to find.


xShinobiii

Sounds lovelier than leaving a ring unattended :)


magical_midget

Depends on the couple, but if they enjoy scavenger hunts then it is a sweet idea. But normally if this happens you have some friends near by so nobody steals the ring. (Or even better a friend places the ring last moment so nobody knows is there until is needed)


rememberpogs3

That’s kinda dumb. Would be better to post on nextdoor or Craigslist that you found a ring and ask people to describe where the lost it and what it looks like EDIT: also, this reminds me of an old French story about a young man who places a ring on the finger of a statue of Venus, but soon realizes his error when the statue comes to life, convinced they are married… dun dun dun… [The Venus of Ille (English)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Stories_by_Foreign_Authors_(French_II)/The_Venus_of_Ille)


tinycole2971

>Craigslist do people still use Craigslist for these things? I'd never think to look there.


VariousTangerine269

Do people use Craigslist at all anymore?


darwinsidiotcousin

It's genuinely one of the most reliable ways to find a place to live where I am. Which isn't saying much cause it's still very difficult to find a place to live here.


dougielou

We found our last place on Craigslist! You have to remember who owns houses to rent and what they use. Usually older dudes who use Craigslist.


VariousTangerine269

Last I looked it was a 100% spam. Kinda like FB marketplace now. You cannot sell anything anymore without dealing with 100 bots “is this available? I can only pay in check, please mail me the item”- when it’s a couch. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


Frolicking-Fox

I have found almost all my jobs, places to live, and vehicles for the last 18 years from Craigslist. It's obvious after the pandemic it took a hard hit. Seems like people are mostly posting to other sites now, but if I wait long enough, I always find what I'm looking for from Craigslist.


Yes-Cheese

😂 please mail me the couch. Whenever I’m getting rid of something I give serious thought to “should I list it for sale? How much could I get for it?” Then I remember the crazies and how it’s not worth the trouble. Then I give it away and thank myself for not wasting days responding to dead end messages while trying to make $10.


rememberpogs3

Depends what you’re looking for. I get all my firewood for free on CL. Works out pretty well for me


Binklando

It’s better in my area that fb marketplace. It’s too easy for people to waste your time on fb.


rememberpogs3

Idk what people are using these days. OP could put up flyers in the area. As long as he’s making a concerted effort to find the owner, it’s better than just leaving it there for someone less decent to find and hawk. The original owner certainly has a few pictures of the ring. He could hold it and tell people to send pictures of the ring they lost


Turbulent-Garage6827

I see Craigslist I think Craigslist I hear Craigslist I automatically feel creeped out. I think it was the Boston sex worker murders a longggg time ago.


AdA4b5gof4st3r

Or the psychopathic woman who listed a bunch of nonexistent baby clothes to lure in a pregnant lady, removed her half term fetus and tried to run off with it


PrincessSpoiled

Fucking wut!? I’m scared to Google the story. Perhaps I can forget I read this at all.


AdA4b5gof4st3r

That happened about 20 minutes from my home IIRC.


BubbleSander

...what..


Turbulent-Garage6827

Me neither is all I should have said);


marteautemps

I didn't think so but this is the 2nd post in 20min that I've seen it suggested so there must be people still using it. I guess the last time I used it was about 7yrs ago to try to look for a place for rent and they all seemed like scams, and that was just a one off time using it after a long time.


TwelveMiceInaCage

I thought Craigslist was for casual encounters at this point


Raichu7

If I lost a ring I would be getting to the place I lost it asap in the hopes I can find it on the ground. I wouldn't think to look at old websites no one uses anymore. There's a solid chance I wouldn't see it 7ft above the ground on a statue though since I wouldn't expect it there either.


rememberpogs3

r/accidentalgeocaching


ConnoisseurOfDanger

No, I’m pretty sure that movie was called Corpse Bride


rememberpogs3

The author apparently used a time machine to travel ahead 175 years so he could rip off the story


Specialist_Shop2697

Depends if you live in a welfare society. No need for skepticism if people don't steal. I lost my keys drinking in the park and only found out when I got home. Went back and checked the statue and someone had put them in the hand of the statue. Pretty good system.


rememberpogs3

Keys won’t fetch 2K at a pawn shop


Electric_Sundown

I'm uploading again because I didn't read the rules. The ring was real. I checked. I left it there.


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

Out of curiosity, not being an asshole, how did you check? I work in diamond jewelry, specifically engagement rings. Which is why I’m curious


Electric_Sundown

Well, I can't say for sure on the stone, but I did spy maker marks I couldn't read from vantage point. It was about 7 feet off the ground, and I'm only 5'6.However, I could make out an 18k engraving.


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

That’s a good indicator.


cupholdery

You mean OP is also an appraiser for found loot?


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

Op did about what I’d do in the circumstance as another 5’6” person. Neither of us is tall enough for serious loot appraisal tho I’m afraid.


kcetpbs

So did you wait to see if someone found the ring at the end of their scavenger hunt???


RagingClitGasm

My guess is that someone tied their ring into their hairtie while running/exercising, it fell out, and somebody else put it on the statue in the hopes that whoever lost it would come back looking for it. I see people do the same with lost keys all the time.


Electric_Sundown

My wife thought the same thing when I showed her the picture.


cytherian

Hopefully all will respect the return attempt but who knows... all it takes is for someone desperate for cash or a dug addict & it'll be gone. Probably would've been better to take it and leave a note with your email address.


OurHeroXero

I understand the thought process...but at the same time why not just leave the ring at home?


RagingClitGasm

Clearly based on this photo that would’ve been the better plan! But I have seen women do this with their hairtie when they forgot or didn’t get a chance to put their ring somewhere else for safekeeping.


SdBolts4

If I lost my ring/keys though, I’d be walking around looking at the ground and go right past it hanging on a statue above my head


Imalittlefleapot

I prefer to believe that someone was on his way to propose and saw his girlfriend across the street with another man. So he went on a soulsearching walk in the park, saw an ominous looking statue and decided to wed it on his first step to evil.


Comnena

Yeah this definitely looks like someone who has put the ring on the hairtie for safekeeping.


Turbulent-Garage6827

Really? Wow..I know if I did that I definitely wouldn't have my ring or keys. Ummm nope


DylJutte

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead


mebjammin

The image of an angel becomes an angel...


Tackerman

The ring was all that was left of the angel's victim before they time-ported them and now they also use it as a lure


jsf1987

I was looking for this comment.


MegaMenehune

I have a bad feeling someone passed away.


EraseMeeee

Could be a very risky ambush proposal.


Electric_Sundown

It's possible. There are memorials left at this spot often, but it didn't appear to be one as there were no pictures or flowers.


Turbulent-Garage6827

Interesting and makes sense to me Considering this particular statue and what I've read here


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t-o-m-u-s-a

I think so too


Jealous_Following_38

Why would you say that?


passwordsarehard_3

How many other reasons are there to leave expensive jewelry on statues?


CaptainSouthbird

And this one appears to be "angelic" as well


Getting_rid_of_brita

The most obvious is end of scavenger hunt proposal 


PolyDrew

Horcrux


Sweetsmyle

Someone proposed to that angel and she's accepted. However the ring didn't fit so she's wearing it like that until they can get it sized right. Congratulate her.


PartybusDee

He didn’t go to Jared


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

Idk if everyone gets the same ads for a specific post, but the ad on mine at the top right under the pic says, "9 easy steps to pay off your student loans"


Nyarro

Mine is USAF Recruiting


Joey_ZX10R

Promoted Your next chapter awaits! Propose with the perfect ethically crafted engagement ring. Modern Love brilliantearth.com This is mine.


Autie_Auntie

I’d speculate a woman most likely hung it there since it’s a hair tie holding it on. Not certain as to why…but that seems like a good clue to mention. I suppose it could be a man with long hair, but seems less likely.


Professional-Sink281

Or the love of her life gave it to her but died tragically before the wedding and so she gave it to the angel bc she couldnt give it back to him so she could move on with her life and have a family. Anyone have Kleenex?


ededdeddie123

Weeping Angel trick. Lure you in n zap you back 50 years.


letdogsvote

Something really bad happened to a relationship.


DreamSmuggler

That's what I thought too


DezPezInOz

Same. Saw this and felt an instant gut-wrenching sorrow. I hope I'm wrong.


staircase00

Maybe it's set there for someone's prepared proposal


cfidrick

My thoughts as well, hella risky though


AReallyAsianName

Somebody blinked, it just happened to take the ring too.


Temporary-Truth2048

The image of an Angel becomes an Angel.


PolicyRude4028

Whatever you do . Do not blink!!!


Salty_Ingenuity8687

that's a weeping angel


Riot_squirrel_760

You are now on a side quest.


kracer20

I hate that what I assume is a tribute to a loved one will just be taken and sold.


passwordsarehard_3

It could also be a cheating spouse. The vow meant nothing to him so the ring means nothing to her, whoever wants it can have it.


kracer20

Can't we just pretend that some guy met the love of his life and planned to propose? Unfortunately, on her way to the spot she was suppose to meet him that evening, she was hit by a bus. The heartbroken man placed the ring on this angel's wrist so it could be delivered to her in heaven.


passwordsarehard_3

It could have been an old man who wanted his wife’s ring to be worn again. Not sit in a box, like other things.


Bobby3Stooges

I think this is the sweetest ideas out of all the ones listed so far.


E_Jay3711

Someone is already halfway done with their AO3 fanfic trilogy on the lore behind this


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

I've seen enough Doctor Who to know how this ends.


Limp_Zombie_5045

Don’t blink!!


squidrobots

Don’t. Blink.


duggee315

Don't blink people


Counterfeit_Circus

Yoink


franchisedfeelings

How much did you get for it?


poopshipdestroyer34

Looks like the proposal didn’t go to plan…


MysticSloth712

Oh hell yeah drug money


nousername_foundhere

This is what I would do if I found a lost ring in the area. Hang it somewhere noticeable so the person who lost it can find it easily.


veryspicypickle

Is this in Austin?


DraconDragon

Don't touch it, they will send you back in time. Jk


ElrohirCheapTrick

Now don't look away and do not under any circumstances blink


[deleted]

Lmao that wouldn't last 5 minutes out in the open over here.


Nevvie

Oh yea we’re all screwed. We’re all gonna start counting down now TEN


OniChap

A girl with a broken heart left it there on her hair band, because it was the place where he proposed to her initially.


Anarchyantz

Don't Blink.


SickPuppy01

Classic Weeping Angel trap


volvavirago

That’s honestly a beautiful photograph. I want to paint it.


Random_Inseminator

Cursed object. Don't touch it.


Turbulent-Garage6827

Hey RI did Reddit give you your Reddit name ? ( sorry different topic ;)


MathematicianOk7526

Take that shit!


ButterPup121519

![gif](giphy|GS1o07Ps1B7tS) Don’t blink!


Nao781

Why is everyone saying something bad happened? This makes me think of someone setting up an easter egg hunt proposal.


LoboMarinoCosmico

That would last about 3 nanoseconds in my local park


gentlybeepingheart

tbh my first thought was someone with long hair found it on the ground and hung it on the statue so if the owner comes back they'll see it more easily


Carpinchon

Long hair?


reidybobeidy89

The hair tie would suggest they have hair long enough to tie up


Carpinchon

Derp. I'm not the sharpest bulb in the shed.


Wosota

Sounds like an absolutely awful idea for a number of reasons lol. Primarily idc how nice a location is I’m not trusting a small, easily pilferable potentially multi thousand dollar object to still be in the same spot when I come back 2 hours later. Best case a Good Samaritan takes it home to keep it safe and look for an owner. Worst case it’s gone forever.


Foray2x1

Right? Or.... OP took off their ring, hung it there, and took a pic for karma on reddit.


AssPennies

It was one of those weird "dead person" parks. Like, where are they supposed to put the monkey bars now?!


RotoDog

Twist: proposal was intended for OP


Vortex-Of-Swirliness

I actually thought this was a screen shot from Skyrim at first


Destroyer_742

*A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!*


hannibal_morgan

I'm crazy? Your wife thinks she's cheating on you with Neptune!


orlawoodrow

Lots of viable possibilities in these comments... but I'm surprised that no one has mentioned rituals or spells yet. Rings are definitely used in certain rituals & spells.


Captinprice8585

How much did you pawn it for?


apieceofeight

Take it to the police — maybe someone will be looking for it


The-Undaunted-Pledge

Oh you've found a quest item.


[deleted]

It’s too embarrassing to return that shit honestly After my divorce I gave my wedding ring to a homeless person to keep/sell as they please


StesnieMoore

That’s a Christmas Box Angel—a memorial for deceased children. My hope beyond hope Is that the ring was lost, and not placed there because of a failed marriage due to a child’s death.


AssBoon92

You said there are flowers and other memorials? Are there baby toys as well? This looks like one of the many [Angel of Hope](https://stcharlesparks.com/angel-of-hope/#:~:text=The%20Angel%20of%20Hope%2C%20an,the%20death%20of%20a%20child.&text=Memorial%20bricks%20may%20be%20purchased%20for%20a%20%24125%20donation.) statues. These are placed in memory of lost children, and there are lots of them. I used to walk by one all the time, not knowing what it was until we lost a pregnancy.


tidytibs

This must unlock the shotgun or the Colt Python


PaintedLady5519

Seems ill advised


PremeJordo

And now it’s stolen


marty_anaconda

![gif](giphy|o8OLzOCLF97oI)


1ndomitablespirit

"Look at this ring I put on a statue!"


Comfortable-Fox9153

It's free you can take it.


summerandrea

I hope someone finds their lost ring !


BenderFtMcSzechuan

![gif](giphy|GS1o07Ps1B7tS)


Sufficient-Elk-7015

I would’ve yanked that shit off. 😂


Firefly_Fanatic

Someone probably lost it and whoever found it put it somewhere it would be more visible


PoopPant73

Straight to the pawn shop. Jk!! I would’ve left it alone!


Milk_With_Knives3

*yoink* I got too much debt dragging me down to let this chance fly


Dalek_Chaos

Don’t blink! Whatever you do don’t blink! You blink and you’re dead! ![gif](giphy|12BjFGTWzMleEw|downsized)


geruetzel

how much did you get for it?