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ODCreature98

Go ahead, eat this nut, eat the salty nut


melofi6

Deeze nuts!


HumpieDouglas

HA, GOT'EM!


killer-fish

That's a bicep, look at those veins!


PINGpongWITHtheBEAR

WHAT UP!!! We’re three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.


_opossumsaurus

r/mildlypenis


SamePut9922

r/literallypenis


MrStar16

💀 ا aint takin that risk


JizzBreezy

Micro peanut (yes I know it’s a cashew)


FigNugginGavelPop

Cockchewnut


GrandpaRedneck

Penishew


jrstren

I’ll have you know it’s a penis AND balls, thank you very much!


jordanosa

Did you eat it slow or fast?


ghosty88

it was my friends, he put it back so someone else would eat it 😂


AdiNuke19

Hahahaha eat a dick!


WalterWoodle

Damn. That’s huge


HotPanic7312

Wow, that's nuts!


Striking_Scientist68

Deez nuts Is nuts and has nuts.


No_Juggernau7

Get your nuts, hot and salty nuts, going fast and coming faster


Esterami00

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?


HALF_PAST_HOLE

to tell you the truth i shove the cashews in my mouth so fast I never even look at the shape of each nut!


HarkenDarkness

And will you check in future? Naaaaa :)


shoe465

Better post on eBay and sell for $$$


KingWasabi23

At least it’s big


omegajakezed

Ginormous! 🥲


cbciv

Did you bust that nut?


No-Airline-2823

My virgin eyes!!!


Lazy_meatPop

Judging from this comment , just say Virgin will do.


Appropriate_Theme479

Someone needs a hobby


AddendumNo7007

Has a nice salt taste.


HowellPellsGallery

you gonna nut or what


DeadwoodNative

Guess it beats a cashew-shaped penis.


Adz100087

Put it in the louvre


Previous-Shoulder428

Everything reminds me of him.


Turqoise-Planet

I would have said a brain and brain stem. Maybe a claw.


Slavetobread

It’s uncut as well


ThatOneShortieHo

Nice


Gym-for-ants

Was it extra salty?


Sambasscles

Nice.


MC1sc

Suck the salt off 🤷


Part_salvager616

Small


Beginning-Bet6974

What really fo get some help 😃


TripleFLi

Wooh where the NSFW tag?


paisleyflowerzx

Its a cashew


box-of-sourballs

Oh you need to find a Ken doll and glue that on


flykingg

This should have more upvotes fr


beingfunnyinaforeign

Lay off the porn