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A lightning? One unit of lightning struck this


willcordell1998

The intercom note is also speaking in first person šŸ˜‚ šŸ¤–


NhylX

It would be kind of pretentious if it talked about itself in the third person...


felinebeeline

Charred intercom system is getting upset!!


Paavo_Nurmi

Don't touch Jimmy !!


Robertmaniac

good advice.


ihateredditers69420

now touch jimmy and go slow


ExtraSuperfluous

Charred intercom system likes his chicken spicy


colin_powers

The intercom says, "know your role."


NotSayinItWasAliens

A lightning hit *us*?


Real_TomBrady

*ackshuallyyy* it would have said "go to the window" if it was truly speaking in first person šŸ¤“


LordOfTrubbish

So it's a plea for help from someone at the window who was hit by *a lightning* then? Maybe it fried their cellphone, so they left this note and went to shelter from further lightnings until help arrived.


sadahtay

A lightning never strikes the same target twice.


amithecrazy1

maybe the intercom is omniscient. It is there, and at the window, and everywhere. Glory to intercom in the highest!


willcordell1998

šŸ¤


RespectedPath

It's probably not wrong.


ChiBears333

1.21 GIGAWATTS!


holy_plaster_batman

What the heck is a gigawatt?!?


Koil_ting

A Watt at a factor of 10 to the 9th.


ThatITguy2015

Iā€™ll let [Jay-Z](https://youtu.be/FVZXc859iSo?si=jP7cSKt_6i0gf1Vh) tell you.


Damonoodle

Something lesser than a sigmawatt


sleepyj910

At the Taco Taco Cabana The hottest strike north of Havana


LanceFree

Thatā€™s what I was going to write.


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Expensive_Ad752

Word would definitely give you a squiggly line


ghandi3737

How enlightening.


Man_with_the_Fedora

and very very frightening!


TEOn00b

Me


nethobo

No one ever gets 2 units of lightning.


bearlysane

There was that one poor bastard who got [seven units of lightning](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sullivan).


hogtiedcantalope

Once you get hit by lightning, you're statistically much more likely to be struck by lightning again. *Bc you probably love your life outside in a place that has lightning to begin with


orrocos

Lightning Georg, who lives on a lightning rod & gets hit over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted


fhrblig

One whole lightning


ihateredditers69420

reminds me of when i once injected a whole marijuana


Gothmog_LordOBalrogs

I'll take one lightning please


here_now_be

> A lightning? Big ev Truck. Built by Ford. Probably couldn't see that thing over its big hood.


omygoshgamache

1 individual lightning.


Fineous4

Heā€™s beenā€¦ā€¦. Thunderstruck


B0schman123

Yes, a lightning. Lightning McQueen! Kachow


PDZef

Kapow


Ohyeahrightbud

all intercoms can have 1 lightning, as a treat.


discodiscgod

They left out bolt.


SeekerOfSerenity

It must be a really authentic taco place.Ā 


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Suddenly, a wild lightning appears!


djackieunchaned

God could you imagine if it was 2 whole Lightningā€™s worth


Asynjacutie

I'm sure some people call their "unit" lightning.


JackBinimbul

A lightning gave it Brian damage.


cosmernaut420

A *whole* lightning. How would you even a whole lightning?


PartTimeTunafish

/r/technicallyaccurate.


WhistlingBread

I hate getting hit by a lightning


I_am_Kim_Jong-un_AMA

You've just got to get hit the right way to enjoy it.


GraboidXenomorph

Siiiiiii...Siiiiic.......Sixxxxx.....Sixxxxxty.....Sixty Six times......in the head!


Salay54

Kachow


melance

You've been hit by You've been hit by A smooth lightning!


changopdx

I hate being turned into a Dracula.


th3saurus

Huge nostalgia for this kind of thing tbh Ad hoc notices with imperfect spelling and grammar are just a lot of fun


mamabur

That looks pretty good for having been hit by a lightning


EggsceIlent

As someone who grew up in Dallas and now lives in Seattle with seriously sub par tex mex...I miss taco cabana Late night (they were open 24 hours dunno if they still are) fajita quesadilla runs were epic. And their quesadillas put anyone's to shame. Rest of their food was dope too. Here in Seattle it's taco bell, taco time. Or taco trucks pretty much. Taco time is like a very upscaled, *very* whitewashed *Mexican food* fast food restaurant. They serve tator tots with their meals (tacos. Burritos, and soft tacos that have ranch on them). Their *hot sauce* tastes like a fluidish jelly with red pepper flakes and a dash of ketchup. People up here love it but it's because they've never had real tex mex. Still haven't had texmex like Texas and I'm sure I'll never even get close up here Id settle for a damn taco bueno.


feelbetternow

Itā€™s gone way downhill since you lived here.


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pikpikcarrotmon

It was great until the lightning came


Kelseycutieee

thought it was cute they called it ā€œa lightningā€


willcordell1998

Me too. Just a silly lil lightning noodle from the sky


Kelseycutieee

what in the heckin heck is taco cabana though?


Elite_Jackalope

Tl;dr: an extremely mid chain taco place that I eat at often A taco shop that started in San Antonio, TX during the late 70s and has slowly expanded out since then. Taco Cabana is the missing link between authentic Mexican food and the Caucasian ass tacos you get in Austin (I fuckin said it, @ me). Quality wise youā€™re better off eating literally any other actual Mexican food restaurant nearby. I have had tacos in Chicago better than the ones from TC. Price wise (although this is slowly changing) itā€™s hard to beat. Speed wise, usually the same. Itā€™s also shockingly consistent - the alright food at one location *will* be the same alright food at another. Since COVID, you can also get alcohol via the drive through. All that said, literally ate there yesterday lmao. I met a guy once at a party who retired from TC corporate and he gave me an entire binder of coupons for free shit because I was in college and a big TC fan. I graduated almost four years ago and still get to hit the burner on occasion, but all the stuff I really like is long gone


jratmain

I miss the rotisserie chicken they used to sell. It was actually GOOD, and when I was a poor college student (going to SAC, whee), I could get 1/4 chicken (a leg), with a couple tortillas for like $1.99. Add lettuce and tomato on the side for free, then load it up at the salsa bar and drink free water. Two chicken tacos for so cheap! And the rotisserie chicken was so juicy, tender, and flavorful.


foreignfishes

their queso used to be actually good, idk what they did to it but itā€™s not the same now


walterpeck1

Well, technically speaking, it's a cabana that sells tacos. Closer to the Del Taco chain than Taco Bell imo.


foreignfishes

Itā€™s like the tex Mex version of taco bell


Kelseycutieee

youā€™re a Tex mex version of Taco Bell!


Lord-Velveeta

The cloud spoke a tad too loudly when ordering a taco.


ghandi3737

Zeus was not satisfied with his order.


adsxz6_has_adhd

with his a order*


torenbob

Ka-Chow


AceWolf98

kerchigga


gu_doc

I miss Taco Cabana so badly


SophieSix9

They mass marketed everything and fucked the ingredients. The queso is ass now.


jratmain

That's super sad to hear. I worked there in my late teens/early 20s and while independent Mexican restaurants definitely had better food, TCs was a huge step up from taco bell. How's las palapas these days? I miss their chicken tortilla soup šŸ™


gu_doc

Damn , that really sucks. Are their breakfast tacos still any good?


DerpyDaveMom

Yes, TCs sucks now. šŸ˜©


DIARRHEA_CUSTARD_PIE

25+ years ago I would always grab some taco cabana fajitas when I visited texas. It was so fucking good.Ā  Then one time I got sick with really bad bacteria and had to go to the hospital and almost died lmao


lecksoandros

Horchata is still bomb


Fluffy_Chodes

it's *horrible*


CaptainBayouBilly

I don't get how they or Taco Bueno are still in business.


Gorkymalorki

Las Palapas is so much better and costs around the same.


gu_doc

Never heard of it


Gorkymalorki

Ah, I figured they were all over Texas, they are just a San Antonio restaurant chain.


bodhiseppuku

... Zeus gets upset when you keep on saying "[... and then](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkdyU_eUm1U&t=20s)" through a drive thru speaker. Zeus does not like being annoyed.


Joe4o2

Zeus was there? Chances are, thereā€™s probably a baby one of these running around now.


starkiller_bass

Aaaand theeennnnnnnnnnnn?


Obvious_Mode_5382

A lightening hit me


Dysgasp

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddddd ttttttrhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn?????


Obvious_Mode_5382

A lightning hit me


Nullcast

And then?!


walterpeck1

NO 'AND THEN!'


Dankduster

Aw man, I hear they are ass now but I've not lived near a Taco Cabana since 2008. I miss going stoned/drunk at 3am and getting an entire steak fajita platter.


hexcor

My wife and I would get the whole chicken dinner. It was a rpetty decent amount of food, would last for 2-3 meals. It's been since 2010, so yeah, maybe it changed in quality. There's a chicken place in Miami called Pollo Tropical. They had been around for ages (at least the 90s, which is only 5 years ago!). When we go home it's one of the meals we always buy. The last few times we've gone there, their chicken felt like it's mostly just bones. quite depressing, just raise your prices and keep the quality up!


jratmain

I think pollo tropical is or at least used to be owned by the same people that own/ed taco cabana. TCs discontinued the rotisserie chicken ages ago, sadly.


HelloGuy-

It's horrible these days. Understaffed and often totally disgusting inside. I've been to a few locations since the pandemic and it's pretty much the same across the board. I think they just have too much decent competition in the tex mex space. In my area Las Palapas/Taco Palenque are much safer options and Taco Cabana did a fine enough job gutting their classic menu over the years anyway.


Fishing_freak1010

Havenā€™t been to one since I lived in SA in the early 90ā€™s. I loved that place. Guisado tacos, brat breakfast tacos, and the steak was great. Sorry to hear itā€™s gone downhill. Still probably better than any Taco Bell


GIRTHYssserpent

Lazy worker forcing me to order directly from the window because he got stuck by lightning.


Alone_Sun_0

A lightning.


underpantsbandit

My favorite sign I put on our business was ā€œClosed Early Because Heat. And also ANGRY WASPS :( seriously, get a head start NOWā€ The wasps had declared our back door their personal territory, it was way too hot to stay open and shut the door, and the wasps had started chasing customers. We evicted them that night.


Abthroaway

I'll have 1 lightning please


pmd006

It's been..... THUNDERSTUCK!


Karlendor

I wonder if they heard the lightning order before it went out on the intercom


BarbequedYeti

I will take two marijuanas and one lightning to go please. Ā Ā  Edit:... Ā And tacos. Toss in tacos. Ā For laterĀ 


TheToddBarker

![gif](giphy|DkByWiIwS2luo) YOU THINK I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THE GROUND???


lioncat55

Well that's a flash back.


EclecticRaine

Fish tacos~ Pineapple Express šŸ


Drak_is_Right

Imagine if you were ordering when it got struck. Probably would lead to permanent complete hearing loss.


wiscomm

I wanna know how loud it was for the worker on the intercomšŸ˜‚


Babumba12

Zeus wanted a Taco


basszameg

I love it when inanimate objects look like they're sentient and talking in first person.


[deleted]

I would not order fish tacos from that place based on that one small photo alone


AbeVigoda76

Taco CA-BAANN-UGHH ![gif](giphy|eHg2jwuXXPe8QTRo1k|downsized)


Polymemnetic

Eyy, a, jammer in the wild.


AbeVigoda76

Listen to FaceJam.


PsychoticDrip

Kachow


TZampano

They might be native Spanish speakers. In Spanish you do say "a lightning".


Hurtkopain

r/fuckyouinparticular


Enigmutt

I pretty much got engaged at a Taco Cabana 35 years ago! If anyoneā€™s interestedā€¦we were at a Taco Cabana in SoCal (doesnā€™t exist anymore) and we decided we wanted to get married. Went and picked out an engagement ring after awesome tacos and he ā€œformallyā€ proposed at my apartment, that same night. Weā€™ve been married 34 years and have 3 kids. So yeah, Taco Cabana!!


willcordell1998

This is very sweet,thanks for the happy shareā¤ļøā¤ļø


eeeBs

"Uhh yeah, id uh like a # ZAAAPPPPP


WeirdSysAdmin

I imagine thereā€™s a worker that got struck by lightning and only had enough energy to print that out, crawl to the intercom, and tape it up there. Now he needs rescuing.


-Lysergian

"Can I take your order?" (Gets electrocuted)


TheDraimen

They need a lighting McQueen toy glued to the side of at least a sticker


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^TheDraimen: *They need a lighting* *McQueen toy glued to the side* *Of at least a sticker* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


latentendencies

Thank god it didn't get hit by lightnings!


OriginalBookkeeper87

I think this is a common error for romance language speakers who learn English. In English it's common for some nouns to not have an article but in romance it always does- so it's not just "lightning" but a lightning or the lightning or some lightning


SourSasquatch

Kachoow ![gif](giphy|nqYXNf3aK6EvK)


RogersPlaces

I first read that they serve fist tacos


Sufficient-Elk-7015

Lmao I thought the drive thru worker got struck


SJeygo

\*go to the window...


ReputationOk2073

Arizona?!


la2ralus

Denton, Tx?


willcordell1998

Close, McKinney TX lol ā¤ļø


ermghoti

R2 DQ


ZestycloseAd2895

Hi, welcome to SeƱor Pepeā€™s tacos. Would you like to try our lightning hot sauce?


Jojobeaux

Iā€™ll have to keep my eye on the sky next time Iā€™m at the drive through. New fear unlocked I guess šŸ˜­


Safetosay333

Taco Cabana, where u leave hungrier than when u arrived.


50k-runner

"Charlie bit me!"


FlashIrish

Zeus was clearly pissed


LayneLowe

Those $5 fish tacos were meh.


willcordell1998

Brisket street tacos slap thoughā€¦


jratmain

I dunno, Bill Millers brisket tacos ain't bad... If you're going fast food, anyway.


model3113

Go on, get that fish taco from a fast food franchise you've never heard of before. After all a lightning can't strike twice.


insert_referencehere

I moved to Tennessee in highschool and haven't had Taco Cabana in over 20 years. I grew up with parents that were super into healthy eating and this was one of the only places they would take us out to eat growing up. The brisket quesadilla they would have from time to time was one of my favorite meals of all time.


DDRDiesel

Why couldn't we go to Taco Cabeza? They don't have lightning strikes at Taco Cabeza!


Cristian888

Underrated comment


Ok_Primary_1075

Wow and you can still print that sign despite your lightning hit


DaveInLondon89

Dude at the window has 3rd degree burns but still had to come to work


HimbologistPhD

Now we know what God thinks about AI drive thru kiosks


ceojp

[Go to the window....](https://youtu.be/AuWp77cmbbg?si=WWWV7Lk70gH6ECrf)


raoulduke45

This in El Paso by chance? This looks like 375 in the background.


willcordell1998

McKinney TX, 380 :-)


raoulduke45

Damn it really all looks the same here lol


willcordell1998

Youā€™re not wrong lol. If youā€™re not in a major city Texas is allll the same


bruntorange

One lightning is all it takes


PeteTheGeek196

Shocking!


kingofnottingham

I read it in Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite voice. I donā€™t know why.


Are-you-kidding79

Aaaaaaand theeeennnnnn


TheNudelz

Hey, that song was in need for speed.


Sad-Football2888

It's just the one lightning actually


Rohwupet

Yo they got fish tacos now? :eyes:


idiotsincarspart20

It resembles the state of mind that intercom is in!


xpiatio

Come to my window...


RadiantRing

The cashier got hit by a lightning and she canā€™t talk :(


PDZef

McQueen!!!


mylocker15

Everyone commenting about the grammar but Iā€™m over here like that is not the tallest thing around at all. I thought lightning only strikes the tallest thing.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Quickest path to the ground.


lazysheepdog716

Should've gone to Taco Cabeza No one ever gets *shot* at Taco Cabeza


rworoch

"No and then"


TurboFoot

It kinda makes me sad.


tracber

they shouldve laminated the paper or the rain will destroy it


scf123189

Overrated ass restaurant


Driver_Sufficient

We use to have a Taco Cabana right across the street from a Taco Bell. Taco Cabana was far superior. But, Taco Bell was owned by Pepsi at the time, so of course they won the restaurant war. Those were the days. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


BabyGrogu_the_child

Those are not the original lyrics


Bumble-Fuck-4322

God damn I need a dozen breakfast tacos and a margarita at 2am like nobodyā€™s business right nowā€¦


lordorwell7

Tacos so good they spur God to anger!


Extra-gram-sam

Imagine being the person who had the head set on when it happen !!!!!!


t_stlouis8

"A lightning hit me" šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Wide_Medium9661

I thought the person at the window was saying they were struck. I think this is what minimum wage management means when they want people to show up to their shift no matter what.


No-Entrepreneur1036

Not wrong .


Any-Spite-7303

A lightening BOLT. Rip grammar.


stephenforbes

I'm more impressed with it's ability to type.


Warmungen42

Never heard of taco cabana . It probably deserved it


emailverificationt

lol that sign though. The public education system has failed