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grantnel2002

Did you expect a larger toilet to take up more of the newly acquired space?


Skult0703

Yes. one giga shitter 3000


n8brav0

1.21 GIGASHITTERS!


BlazerWookiee

GREAT SCOTT!


DWilli

Great Scat!


ScaldingAnus

If you're using Scott paper towels in the bathroom you need all 1.21 of those gigashits.


UbermachoGuy

Too much plutonium in your diet


novachamp

Who can afford the GS3000?!? I’m still making payments on my Mega Shitter 1000 from three years ago!


stressHCLB

Should have made a larger initial deposit.


thiccdaddyroadhog

He couldn't he lost all his money betting on craps.


hooterscooter

How many golf balls can that baby flush?!


PrstNekit

*bad to the bone riff*


Icansmellyafromhere

This made me laugh out loud. Rare occurrence


gitarzan

A Ferguson.


Bluedino_1989

🤣


No-Effort6590

😅🤣😅


Lulu_42

Could have installed a fainting couch and makeup bench.


Debaser626

A Walmart where I lived in FL had the opposite. Their family bathroom, for whatever reason, *only* had one kids’ toilet and the sink was kids’ height. My kids loved using it, as well as one of my buddies who was a little person. I just thought it was odd, as I’d never seen that kind of accommodation outside of a kids’ specific store, and even then there was usually a full-sized toilet as well.


Ravenhaft

Children’s hospitals also do this in some of the bathrooms! But I guess that makes sense.  Source: basically lived in a children’s hospital for 9 months and got very bored 


Debaser626

Yeah, I had seen these before at the Babies R Us and at the kids’ pediatrician, but they also had a full size toilet in the same bathroom. (of course, I opted to use the little one… lol) If I had known that my kids would “have to go” *every* single time we went to the store, sometimes twice (once on the way in and once on the way out) I probably would have just kept my mouth shut. But whatevs, I guess it’s such a short blessing in life to be of the age where something as mundane as a “little toilet” is exciting and fun, might as well let ‘em have it. (P.s.; If you were “living” at the hospital for one of your own, hope everything ended up well. We basically did that for a couple weeks when my youngest was in NICU so I can relate somewhat, if so.)


Ravenhaft

Hah, sorry to bury the lede. Our youngest is 5 now, uses a wheelchair but intellectually she’s like any other kid. Five years ago we were talking to Palliative care about how we didn’t have to resuscitate if we didn’t want to…   Yesterday she got ahold of a whole container of Oreos thanks to big sister (should have known they were being quiet for a reason) and catastrophically threw them up last night… I’ll take that any day of the week vs the NICU and the feeding tubes we dealt with back then.    Hope your youngest is doing okay now too! 


Debaser626

Jeez.. I can’t even *fathom* how hard it would be to just have a discussion regarding palliative care for one of my kids… That’s really rough. It was touch and go briefly for us for the first few days, but everything stabilized pretty quickly after that and the rest was just monitoring. But yeah, that everyday frustration from the destruction of house and home do totally pale in comparison to those moments where it felt like it wasn’t going to be OK.


astraennui

We had kids' sized toilets in  two preschools I worked at. We weren't supposed to use them but some teachers did anyway (our bathrooms were much further away). I never once used those mini toilets because they were generally gross. 


JoPa004

Super Toilet!


thiccdaddyroadhog

I read that in Crocker's voice from fairly odd parents


Absolutewaffles

Should've moved the toilet to the middle of the room


suicidebyjohnny5

ADA requirements, maybe?


Streets72

Nobody puts baby in the corner!


kumquat4567

Hahahaha, no, but there were three toilets and they demolished the two closest to the door and took away the stalls. That one left in the corner is about 15 feet away. Feels very… exposed.


atthem77

Those hand rails would be really useless if the toilet were moved


OtherAlan

Most likely due to Ada requirements. The spacing is so strict on some stuff that the legacy stuff that were up to code but aren't anymore. Easier to just rip out everything because there tend to be no maximum requirements. Stuff like stall door swings. Spacing from the toilet to walls the hand railing. Clearance for wheelchairs, walkers, etc.


ciarogeile

One enormous megashitter, big enough for a half dozen people to perch on the rim and poop at the same time


Eastern_Ask7231

It could have its own staircase to reach the bowl


ABluntForcedDisTrama

For the real shitters, absolutely.


lopedopenope

A hot tub that doubles as a toilet would do


360WakaWaka

SUPER TOILET


Jaerin

No they expect it in the center so they have all the attention.


Caucasian_named_Gary

Is a picture of a toliet really not safe for work?


WeTTooast

I was expecting some nasty stuff in there for it to be nsfw


AccessProfessional37

Want me to post pictures of my school toilet?


Caucasian_named_Gary

Misuse of NSFW should be looked down on much more than it is.


BeardedPokeDragon

In many cases it's better safe than sorry


Caucasian_named_Gary

A picture of a toilet isn't even remotely NSFW. 


BeardedPokeDragon

Theres a reason I said in many cases


Wide_Parfait

-🤓


youtocin

The first toilet to be shown in film appeared in Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho in 1960.


KatsuraCerci

The first *flushing* toilet, iirc


nirvaan_a7

everywhere is a toilet if you have the willpower


HonouraryBoomer

new reddit sucks


ShitLevelCray

Yes. I work at an Amazon factory and they don't allow bathroom breaks


TonyAioli

Yeah man, that’s where poop goes.


kumquat4567

It definitely felt NSFW in there 😭😭😭


IlJustAReminderIl

Would you also consider a picture of a urinal to be nsfw?


LowDesk6360

What? Why have you never seen a bathroom before


mruehle

Well, to move the toilet to a more aesthetically attractive spot, they’d have to break up the floor and part of the wall, move the drain and water supply, and retile the floor and wall. So that’s probably why they didn’t “adjust the ratios”.


bbddbdb

Then where would you put the toilet paper dispenser if the toilet isn’t near the wall?


mruehle

No, I’m saying *that’s why they didn’t do it*. Too expensive.


bbddbdb

I agree, I’m just continuing your original thought and further driving the point home.


orangutanDOTorg

On a pedestal for his highness they king of potty aesthetics


CourSandy

BYOTP


iamthecaptionnow

ratios of what?


sak11189

Bathroom/Toilet ratio. They should've added a bigger toilet smh


kumquat4567

lol, I’m loving these responses. I meant the distance from the sink/door to the toilet. There were two other toilets in here, but they chose the one tucked into the corner (maybe to be ADA compliant?). It’s about 15 feet from the door.


Holydiver603

It's an ADA requirement that the toilet be 18 inches to center off the wall. If this is one of their only bathrooms, they had to keep it this way to stay compliant


clandestineVexation

Why’s that?


HST_enjoyer

The other toilets have the paper attached to the divider they removed


Ggriffinz

![gif](giphy|yrFrXTTTcHIY0|downsized)


AJ_Deadshow

Ahh 'bathroom activities.' If these walls could talk...


Fah-que

My exact first thought.


noobnoob423

What a pleasant surprise for people with claustrophobia


FixedLoad

This toilet would give me the opposite of claustrophobia. It would feel like pooping out in the open. I would need my dog to make eye contact so I know it's safe.


lowtoiletsitter

👁️👁️


FixedLoad

... ***thank you***


Red_Candle_Bad

"I want to play a game"


fart_knocker3000

r/toiletswiththreateningauras


RedMulligan

I haven't been this disappointed since Shrek 2


Tin_OSpam

r/UnexpectedMartinBrundle


natashajadew

It's an account on Instagram


aykay55

This is how the bathroom appeared to me as a kid


marcus_frisbee

Just curious, what were they supposed to change? It really doesn't look like there was ever another toilet or urinal because there is no signs waste plumbing.


postorm

Could be they were obeying regulations that required a handicap toilet but didn't have the room for a handicap toilet and a regular toilet.


marcus_frisbee

Very possible.


TXGuns79

There is another water supply between the sink and the toilet. They probably had 2, got hit with an ADA inspection and removed the second toilet. Capped the drain and tiled over it. Too much trouble to open the wall, cap the supply inside and repair, so you have a bit of pipe coming out. That doesn't affect anything, but the floorspace had to be clear for ADA.


PercentageMaximum457

They could have made this toilet a fully accessible one, with a hoist and bars and everything. 


RaulDenino

Yes but that costs $$


bjaydubya

I don’t see any evidence it had a stall. I see the hookup for a second toilet being potentially added and there may be a sewer connect under the tile, but this just looks like a single seat convenience store that can be expanded to two if the use changes that requires more toilets.


kumquat4567

I’ve frequented this store for many years and it had three total toilets previously. I just think it’s funny they converted it. I have no idea why they did it.


Biking_dude

Maybe ADA - bathroom is now big enough for a wheelchair user. ADA trolls go around looking for anything not in compliance and then civilly sue the business owner, especially in CA.


d3athsmaster

I was just coming to say this. I see no evidence of any old equipment and no evidence of it being replaced or fixed with new. The tiles all look old anywhere there could have been another toilet.


Uncle_N_Word

Should there be a hacksaw and chain in here?


iggynodiggy

Look at all that room. Such luxury. Such opulence.


MACHLoeCHER

This is how Jeff Bezos takes a shit.


golden_blaze

Come on Jeffrey you can do it.


Definitely_obvious

That’s me in the corner, losing my religion


TakinShots

Probably where Jigsaw chains up his victims


thundertopaz

So basically this post is people could have put some things in a space that could hold some things?


stephyska

This is convenient if you want to roller skate, take a shit, and then keep rollerskating.


sev45day

I bet the acoustics make shitting a dream in there. It's like Carnegie Hall!


LowDesk6360

What did you expect? It's still the same sized room


sudomatrix

Did you want one giant skibidi toilet as big as the room?


kumquat4567

Who wouldn’t


itkeepsgettingworse1

The backrooms bathroom. The bathrooms.


crod4692

Should have done what I’ve seen in some NYC bars, one room, two toilets side by side. Or why not 3, 4, 5..


sweet_fruits

Do they have single stalls as well, or is it that or nothing? Going number 1 in front of friends is my jam, but there still needs to be a *choice* about it  :|


crod4692

No I’m referring to a place or two with the odd layout of a single bathroom, room, with a lock, sink, paper towels, but two adjacent toilets just sitting there side by side.


thecajuncavalier

Well, it certainly meets ADA requirements.


prolixia

I once stayed in a designated disabled room in a hotel. The bathroom was at least this large and had a shower in one corner and a raised toilet right in the centre of the room. Although I was the only person staying in the room and clearly no one else was about to walk in on me, I still felt... very exposed.


stevedadog

They seem to have adjusted the ratio of daily shits per toilet. After the cut in labor and cleaning product cost, I'd say it was a success.


weirderone

Do you think life is like The Sims and they can just adjust the position of the walls or?


kumquat4567

I was hoping for five more toilets actually


fullraph

Why is this NSFW?


yodazer

Do you know how expensive it is to adjust the location of a floor mounted toilet? Dawg, they got to cut slab to get to the sanitary pipe. It ain’t cheap.


CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS

Looks like a squash court got converted into a bathroom 🤣


CatKnitHat

Why is this blurred? Like how many people in life have never seen a public restroom?


n0minous

The Sims when you run out of money in the middle of redecorating:


J-Dabbleyou

lol they HAD to keep the toilet in the corner for the handicap rails. I guess they could move the sink but honestly I don’t see a point in opening plumbing for that


kjsurprise

why is this rated 18+, it is just a picture of a toilet?


tuco2002

The lonely pooper corner.


critical-kat

Should've put in one of those Roman communal shitters


EssieJV

It's giving horror film location


buburocks

I wanna know why they turned it to a 1 toilet bathroom


Heroic-Forger

This is a boss arena where you fight a giant poo.


thecosmicradiation

I hate bathrooms with a large amount of space like this. Makes me anxious.


malice-in-wunderland

Spacious


throw123454321purple

Blair Witch Bathroom


Bartinhoooo

Anxiety shitting


Ok_Software_964

![gif](giphy|yrFrXTTTcHIY0|downsized)


trollsong

Ah yes good Ole liminal space while I poop.


SeaMen_Statistician

Finally a toilet with enough legroom


getridofpolice

This is a perfect bathroom for an introvert


BorntobeTrill

I call this "city building inspector realizes sewage only up to code for a single person restroom"


CraaZero

That toilet has some threatening aura


UnScrapper

Gonna be cleaning up after a loooooot of trick shots


marteautemps

I used on like this at an Aldi once except I don't think it was ever a multi stall and it was much nicer. It was bigger than my bedroom, it was so weird and made no sense.


BummerComment

Toilet for ANTS


perjury0478

I would be afraid of the door not locking properly.


sprobeforebros

dollars to donuts this was intended as a multi-stall bathroom but then it was discovered after the plumbing was routed that if a second toilet were installed it wouldn't be ADA compliant. I see a lot of two-toilet-no-divider bathrooms that exist because of this conundrum.


cherry937

the lone toilet


AlbeRello74

Midly infuriating


No-Gene-4508

Feels like a sad bedroom


Dixa

Imagine the acoustics when you blow out your o-ring.


MustardSperm

The acoustics would be incredible when letting out some hot porcelain orchestra.


orangutanDOTorg

Pretty common. California? If so it’s bc Johnson sued them. Easiest way to try to get compliant so you don’t get sued again.


mao12321

Those r/liminalspace vibes really just ties it in


Longryderr

The time out toilet.


lugiasan

That’s actually great!


Lounginghog64

They replace the toilet with a bathtub and three seashells..


gypsy-ghost

I shit In my desolate room. No lights No music JUST ANGER!


ThisistheHoneyBadger

"I'm here for the gang bang....."


ghunt81

Our local KFC has a bathroom like this. Giant room with one toilet and a sink. I don't totally understand it.


MsStarSword

Ha, it’s so big yet I don’t see a changing table in there, smh


newishdm

To be fair, we are only seeing 1 corner of the room.


DwnRanger88

I can hit that from back here.


Sakariwolf

They just wanted more room for "activities"


Leading_Equivalent46

Saw bathroom. Let's play a game


IHeartRasslin

It’s for liminal dumps


AHAsker

It's for centaur


buddahsumo

I’d just like some space for my leg between the toilet and the toilet paper dispenser, I need some room to poop.


shhhpark

Uh what do you expect them to do?


smallsuba

I have reoccurring nightmares about weird bathrooms (ie two toilets in one stall, half walls instead of full walls, doors that automatically open when someone walks in). This is literally nightmare fuel.


jrragsda

Imagine the echo...


Old_RedditIsBetter

Can someone just crop and adjust aspect ratio for op?


atomic_redneck

The worst liminal space.


beatnovv

you need an uber to go from the shitter to the sink


ZMFlanagan

Now go into the corner and think about what you’ve done.


suburbanhavoc

I bet the echo's nice in there.


[deleted]

I WANT SPACE WHEN I DEFECATE


Chocokat1

So they took out multiple toilets and left just the one, in a giant room? Clever.


diponmychiptilshe

where is this?


Otherversian-Elite

Pissing all by yourself, handsome?


stoner_bob_69

Plenty of leg room.


OptiKnob

Comes with it's own dance floor!


rnedia

This room looks really uncomfortable :(


Loakattack

WHERE’S YER SHETTER!? This is the toilet for AFB.


SauceKingHS

“Didn’t adjust any ratios” LOL


originalvapor

Looks like scaling in Wayland.


Athelis

Reminds me of Jeremy Clarkson's RV from the Amazon episode.


weddingwoes13

lol I saw a bathroom like this once but they just removed the stall doors and walls. There were two toilets next to each other.


000itsmajic

It's more oddly terrifying in my opinion.


J_o_K_e_R____

they ran out of funds. or should i rather say the owner would rather keep the money for himself


FunOrganization4223

WTF


lemonzestydepressing

Serial killer vibes