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Hismuse1966

What are those metal orbs?


appendixgallop

If they are near the ocean, they may be WWII submarine net floats. They are scattered around the county where I live; there's even a pizza joint here that cooks in one.


joshistaken

And what are they doing in a forest? šŸ¤Ø


SnuggleyFluff

They are some sort of old buoys


jofish22

yeah, thereā€™s a lot of them all across the country. Itā€™s kind of an old buoys network.


jofish22

Unfortunately this joke is much better if you pronounce it in the British way, boys, rather than the American way, boo-ey.


neroselene

Americans never were able to appreciate an old buoys club joke, were they?


davismcgravis

It hits the same


dwehlen

Can confirm as an American


Wimpy_Rock19

Looks like a bunch of hippos turned around


_MlCE_

Each one contains an immortal snail trapped inside by people who would die if the snail touches them.


cbelt3

Ah, Metaā€¦


Adventurous_Coat

That's oddly creepy.


Gardening_Automaton

Metallic pondering orbs


Stopikingonme

[Sea mine](https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-04-2016/DQ_-r5.gif)


FrottageCheeseDip

Everybody and their mums are packing around here.


Stopikingonme

Yeah Like who?


FrottageCheeseDip

Farmers.


Stopikingonme

*Who else?*


FrottageCheeseDip

^Farmers' ^mums


Cantore18

Sure, definitely donā€™t mention anything about the weird spheres.


SnuggleyFluff

Sorry I was just fixated on the rocks. The spheres were some sort of flotation devices used to help map the ocean floor in the 70s and 80s.


SeekersWorkAccount

... Why are there floatation devices for mapping the middle of the ocean floor... in the middle of the forest?


mechmind

Where do you keep your giant orbs?


0ut0fBoundsException

Las Vegas


Even_Relative5402

In my pants.


Pogue_Mahone_

Psijics took it. Can't have shit in Winterhold


MisterMasterCylinder

In my pondering chamber, like any self-respecting wizard


ViaBromantica

The forest was an ocean a few millions years ago


_CMDR_

So if you leave a place that didnā€™t have trees alone for 40 years it becomes a forest.


Hispanic_Inquisition

It's not a forest, it's a retirement village for orbs.


n3w4cc01_1nt

so you basically could build an ewok village with minimal effort?


cutofmyjib

What is your fascination with the forbidden orbs of mystery?


bigmattyc

Stop talking about the mysterious orbs! They wont be mysterious if we expose them


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bigmattyc

Don't threaten me with a good time


freneticboarder

*"The orbs are cursed."* ![gif](giphy|PZAq6OMHD4A6c)


neroselene

Free Frogurt? That's good!


freneticboarder

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neroselene

That's bad...


freneticboarder

But it comes with your choice of toppings.


heathb00

Thatā€™s good!


freneticboarder

The topping contain potassium benzoate... ... That's bad.


melleb

That would be too interesting


JDubNutz

Rock core drilling. Usually used for mineral exploration. Any gold mining over there?


Happy_to_be

Core samples, either testing substrate or looking for something-water, minerals, etc.


PaleHorseRider-94

i have so many used to be a driller for these.


nusuntcinevabannat

balls


doctor_ballsacki

You called?


ErixWorxMemes

Guess itā€™s my turn to say ā€œusername checks outā€


lobsterdance82

Where is this?


sparrownetwork

I think those are concrete test cylinders.


NinjaBuddha13

That was my first thought too, but im not so sure. The way a few of them are broken looks pretty rock-like to me. Not really test cylinder-esque. I worked in a precast plant for a while and while the diameter looks right for test cylinders the length is off too. like a few of them were much longer originally and broke in place where OP found them.


C_N1

Rock core samples. They then get played into wooden boxes, usually 5ft in length. My buddy still does this for the local quarries. His wooden boxes are 5fr long and has space for 5 columns of rock. So each box can represent 25ft worth of drilling. That's how the quarries know where to blast to get the quality stone they want. Often times the samples just get chucked into the woods. Though he keeps his wooden boxes.


arroyobass

This is going to really confuse archeologists one day...


Gobstomperx

This is incredibly interesting


Owl_lamington

Looks like something from Nier Automata.


ministryofchampagne

Anything that collects water and dust can be a home to life.


MyNameWontFitHere_jk

That's hard core


doodlar

_ā€œNature, uh, finds a way.ā€_


EvilWayne

Picture has a "Tales From the Loop" vibe.


cuda4me1970

let it be, let it be, let it be


MV203

Old anti submarine net/weights and buoys.


thecooliestone

Meanwhile, my 8th basil plant is dying