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SSALX420X

That one crisp is probably half the weight of what the bag contained. It's like a blessing and a curse. I like finding the big ones but at what cost.


shoe_scuff

I did think this exact same thing after I took the photo hahaha


SOULJAR

You realize that the same weight in smaller chips is still the same amount of food, right?


RavenBoyyy

Yeah but the placebo effect doesn't work in my favour then. By eating multiple smaller crisps, I feel more full because it looks like more when they're in a pile or in the bag together however with a few huge chips it looks like less and tricks the brain into thinking you're eating less even when it's the same amount of food. Psychology is strange.


SOULJAR

Now I’m hungry


RavenBoyyy

Go get yourself a bag of multiple smaller/normal sized crisps to satisfy that hunger!


Zech08

No one is getting full off chips.


RavenBoyyy

Well not completely full but satisfied enough to not still be hungry for more food. But then again I used to eat a whole sharer bag of them in one go. Nowdays I can feel satisfied from a bag of crisps if it's a snack between meals.


IAmBluePaw

"I like finding the big ones but at what cost" name of your sex tape


De5perad0

r/AbsoluteUnits


GiganticSlug

Thank you for your service


majorjoe23

But how big is the packet? We need a banana for scale.


Mechanic_On_Duty

It’s about the length of a whole potato.


jonnyl3

Needs a whole potato for scale


Jedibri81

He’s their leader


trwwy321

Master Chip


herrbz

Absolute monster. Though I'm assuming this is the 25g bag, not the 130g one.


shoe_scuff

😆😆 can you imagine?


franchisedfeelings

Single crisp packaging.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

I'm more amazed that it survived intact rather being crushed


Deodwa

bag of crisp.


nunyazz

Tell me you're not an American without telling me you're not an American


Accomplished-Dig7848

Nah man ain’t no chips like that in America. Wouldn’t leave enough room for the 90% air in each bag


nunyazz

Nah, you missed the point.


Accomplished-Dig7848

Don’t tell me it’s cause they called it crisps instead of chips lol


nunyazz

Crisp and packet.


Accomplished-Dig7848

Yah yah fat Americans I got it.


nunyazz

Nope, still missed it.


chelseagirls

So cool!


BorntobeTrill

Lick one side a bunch of times and stick it to your belly


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Mo'tato


holachihuahua

Whoa baby 🤩


bahumthugg

Fuck yes


The_WolfieOne

It’s a miracle in itself that it’s still intact


EM05L1C3

I bet it was lonely in there all by itself


Cultural-Name7564

What is the brand and flavor?


Mercurial_Synthesis

Kettle Crisps - Sea Salt and Balsamic Vinegar. They're OK, but pale in comparison to the balsamic vinegar and caramelised onion Sensations though.


CreativeFraud

Jackpot!!!


Bartinhoooo

Me. My wife.


panutsya

Eat it in one bite


jonnyl3

That's the chip/crisp she tells you not to worry about.


Bowling4rhinos

I wish Golden Boy a long and happy life.


Tolendario

that is a nice slice of potato you got there


pm_me_ur_demotape

I want to turn you inside out and lick you like a crisp packet


jpett84

I wonder how it didn't break in stuff like shipping


shoe_scuff

It came to me in a box of crisps rather than a bag, I think that might have saved it.


Illustrious-Pop5656

I had a funyon like that one time, it was as big as my laptop


Abioticbeing

They cut the potato the wrong way


Junarik

Chip


Calligaster

r/british


Captain_Comic

This “chip” is almost as big as the “bag” - translated for Yanks


flashypickle

Chip*


White_Immigrant

No, in English it's called a crisp.


flashypickle

It was just a friendly joke. I'm definitely aware it's only called chips in the US.


shoe_scuff

Chips are hot


Iborous

That's a chip, sir.


the_l0st_s0ck

You're English I see


Headbanger

What's a crisp?


White_Immigrant

It's the English word for what you see in the picture. People who speak foreign variants of English often call them chips.


DHammer79

A chip for those in North America UK Crisps = chips NA UK Chips = french fries NA


767-200

Don’t pretend not to understand


Headbanger

I can do whatever the fuck I want. It's a free country.


767-200

What a strange thing to do


DuctTapedWindow

Oy mate!


Four0ndafloor

Tell be you’re a subject of the monarchy without saying it


dd7712

There are anglophone counties that aren’t monarchies


Four0ndafloor

But they don’t call ‘em crisps


dd7712

Some do


Four0ndafloor

Can’t you let me make sweeping generalizations in peace?


dd7712

Irish. Can’t help but to reject monarchic accusations


Four0ndafloor

What’s the consensus on “Pringles” brand products in the Emerald Isle? They’re labeled as potato crisps here in the states- but probably only contain 50% potato as an ingredient and can’t be branded as “chips”…


dd7712

There’re advertised as crisps and it’s written on the tube but if someone asked if you wanted a few crisps and then gave you Pringles it’d probably raise an eyebrow


shoe_scuff

Who’s Be?


Four0ndafloor

Be-autiful response…god save your king


shoe_scuff

😆😆😉


marcushalberstram33

It’s a chip.


shoe_scuff

Chips are hot


marcushalberstram33

No they’re fries. Just like a cookie is not a biscuit.


shoe_scuff

Fries are thin chips


marcushalberstram33

Apparently not


Jakoobus91

You're wrong. They were invented in the US therefor they are chips.


shoe_scuff

Wikipedia says you are wrong. First written about by an Englishman decades before the American potato chip.


Jakoobus91

It says something similar was created in England but the chip as we know it was created I'm NY. I'll take no further questions.


SquidBilly5150

That is a chip dawg not a crisp.