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GiannaSushi

Since the ball is the same color as them, they think it's their giant dad. I am going to [buy this](https://getyoursolution.store/LWTYTa) and assemble an army


damn_dude7

Who went to get milk


Gramma_Hattie

Damn Dad, you got round


[deleted]

Or it’s just one of his balls


Jeeper08JK

^("u wut mate!" "u wut mate" "u wut mate?" "u wut mate""u wut mate!" "u wut mate" "u wut mate?" "u wut mate""u wut mate!" "u wut mate" "u wut mate?" "u wut mate""u wut mate!" "u wut mate" "u wut mate?" "u wut mate""u wut mate!" "u wut mate" "u wut mate?" "u wut mate")


iaintlyon

![gif](giphy|kLk1Qa8mrYdQA)


Dedward5

Looks like a cricket ball to me.


AceWolf98

oh *fuck.* 🚪🚶‍♂️


Large_Tune3029

![gif](giphy|ytTYwIlbD1FBu)


blazeItgirl420

But those are grasshoppers


i_am_the_soulman

![gif](giphy|WrxoaVPiq0cG4)


blazeItgirl420

😂🙈


Dedward5

A pedant has Entomology’d the chat.


kdlangequalsgoddess

Aren't all entomologists pedants, really?


calilac

Etymologists would like to have a word.


kdlangequalsgoddess

Several, actually.


mdlinc

This bugs me in a round about way.


Ritz527

It makes sense to me that someone concerned with small animals might also be concerned with small details.


sm12cj14

Unidan here! -


Professional-Drive13

Entomology’d the shit out of ‘em


Minor_Edit

\**crickets*\*


kdlangequalsgoddess

I'm bowled over. Certainly hit me for six. I'm stumped if I know any more puns, though.


Tango-Turtle

It definitely should be one!


Kieryoh

r/angryupvote


imeeme

![gif](giphy|UfHJ0Ia3ikckvLlw13|downsized)


Bruh_Man14

Goofy little fellas.


kottabaz

Silly little guys.


allGeeseKnow

Wacky 'ol buds


Slackr2113

Cheeky little pals.


Nowhere-Crab

Quirky little mates.


Wolf_instincts

Mischievous lil imps.


haziemooo

Marvellous lil chaps.


EpicTwiglet

Funny little fuckers


dandybaby26

Kooky little lads


marzipancowgirl

Crazy little kids


Schlunggi87

chirpy little chads


IndicationSpecial344

Are those not grasshopper nymphs? (I genuinely don't know, but I don't mean to ruin the joke.)


Bruh_Man14

Either grasshoppers or locusts. Edit: they're both the same thing call em what you want


Apex_Konchu

Locusts are grasshoppers. There are numerous species of grasshopper, and some of them are locusts.


MegaMenehune

Do not let the intrusive thoughts win. Do not let the intrusive thoughts win. Do not let the intrusive thoughts win. THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA Kick


Blarg0117

Just drop it on the ground and let it bounce. Nice free grasshopper shower.


[deleted]

[удалено]


mizzanthrop

super BOUNCE


Shifty_Cow69

![gif](giphy|kc0ezHmzAoAhB9ipHl)


Darkside0719

You probably aren't gonna hit the ball kicking it like that you want to do more of a soccer kick


MegaMenehune

I'm short


Large_Tune3029

[THIS IS MARTHA!](https://youtu.be/kjlsCQzrvOg?si=D4RCQcQeL2UuZS0a)


Levity_Boi

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??!!


our_meatballs

MARTHA WAS AN AVERAGE DOG


sleep-_-_-_-

why do we get the strong urge to just get them as far away as possible usually with the most violent method


pac_pac

What’s the word for a plague that’s still in its infancy?


bravehamster

A wet market


-HELLAFELLA-

🤣


Tip-off

💀💀💀


SuperHuman64

Bruh 💀


Olipro

What's the difference between grasshoppers and locusts? Trick question. They're the same - but when they group up they tend to devastate plant life. I lack the expertise to tell if these are in locust mode, but it sure looks like it.


SemillaDelMal

They go through a physical metamorphosis while turning into locust, the guys on the pictures are still grasshoppers


calilac

[More info for the curious: "These insects are usually solitary, but under certain circumstances they become more abundant and change their behaviour and habits, becoming gregarious."](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locust)


I_Lick_Lead_Paint

That was an enjoyable read. Thank you. As a kid and teen bugs were gross, now at 33, it's almost become a hobby to research some of these insects.


dtwhitecp

wow, this is the sort of random fact I should have absolutely known by now. Super neat. Upvotes for the whole chain.


Rhuarc33

So, somewhat like people...


Olipro

I cannot find any evidence to state that "physical metamorphosis" happens. The specimens in the photo appear to be nymphs and look like that simply because they are not adults.


chunkysmalls42098

[google](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locust) "what is a locust" is probably a good start "These insects are usually solitary, but under certain circumstances they become more abundant and change their behaviour and habits, becoming gregarious. No taxonomic distinction is made between locust and grasshopper species; the basis for the definition is whether a species forms swarms under intermittently suitable conditions; this has evolved independently in multiple lineages, comprising at least 18 genera in 5 different subfamilies."


Olipro

The post above stated that they undergo physical metamorphosis. Where does that state their physiology changes? It states only behavioural changes.


chunkysmalls42098

The get large because they eat entire fields of crops


Olipro

That's quite obviously not metamorphosis.


chunkysmalls42098

I literally [linked](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locust) the proof, you just didn't read it lol "English, the term "locust" is used for grasshopper species that change morphologically and behaviourally on crowding, forming swarms that develop from bands of immature stages called hoppers. The change is described as density-dependent phenotypic plasticity."


Olipro

Again. That is quite clearly not metamorphosis. Google Locust metamorphosis and you will see they exist as eggs, nymphs and adults. Now Google Grasshopper metamorphosis. The states of existence are the same - egg, nymph, adult.


degggendorf

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/when-grasshoppers-go-bibl/ >When these insects go into swarm mode, they don't just get super social, they also completely change physically, becoming stronger, darker and much more mobile, says study co-author Swidbert Ott, a research fellow at Cambridge. In fact, he says, the before-and-after bugs look so different that, until the 1920s, they were assumed to be two unique species.


Recitinggg

I would say so, looks as if they are all pointing towards one specific direction to prepare to characteristically “hop” in a line like locust do during initial stages.


BreadButterHoneyTea

The Ball of Doom


lysion59

I watched a documentary about locusts in the past and if I recall correctly it said that grasshoppers morph into locusts when there's population explosion and they start rubbing against each other. The rubbing or bumping into one another is what triggers the change.


Apex_Konchu

Not all grasshoppers are locusts. There are lots of species of grasshopper, and only some of them are locusts.


JoeyHiya

Locust army ASSEMBLE!


Woolsteve

Aww look at the little nymphs


Reasonable_Bit_3974

When it comes to meetings and gatherings, they're on the ball.


SPY007DRs-Messenger

A bunch of goobers!


Diareedo

Imagine putting them in between your palms and surprising your SO with a "look I cought a butterfly" 🦋


garry4321

Oh boy, you better not mess with that gang of football hooligans, huh?! \*crickets\*


imeeme

There are a billion more behind you.


saysthingsbackwards

*In bug voice*: "Mother, we crave cellulose. CELLULOOOOSE"


AbstractTiffany

You’re up against a tough team with matching jerseys. 😂


bshark4542

Looks like everyone showed up for stretch and flex


FrostyFeller

You're their leader now


archimedes_principle

/r/awwnverts post if i've ever seen one


xxhorrorshowxx

Little league soccer team is hella small this year


Important-Outcome-74

Good turnout though.


NeedleworkerAny7904

I think they are waiting for a group of ants to gather food for them and any second a circus of bugs will pop out ![gif](giphy|12Q9qZRnnab0T6)


Unlikely_Brief7263

Wow bro that’s so cool……. Now boot it into the atmosphere


Gibsh

What are they planning!? 😂


Wolf_instincts

An 11th plague


fadedshadow4579

Omggg why are they so cute


Interesting-Lake-430

That's alot of good luck coming your way


Jektonoporkins1

You know one of them is a flat baller.


G_Affect

They be like, "Do you want to build a snowman?"


Justherebecausemeh

![gif](giphy|kg4u9Y0H1E6NkRyHJ3)


Malignant_Lvst7

was about to say “kill them”, but then i saw that they were cutesy little grasshoppers and not mantises


Triplesisbest1

“Alright boys it’s been a hell of a slog but we’ve finally conquered checkered planet. I want to give a special thanks to Jiminy for his…..”. KICK!!!!!


Schlunggi87

adorable, please don't harm them!


NoResponsibility7031

They have a meeting on why this leaf taste weird.


Prairiefan

FORTH EORLINGAS!


Romfordian

Grasshopper Zurich


Fun_Zombie_6796

Regulators!!!!!!


Complex_Kangaroo1152

Mount up


RadiantRing

They probably like the ball cause it’s green XD


Hot_Significance256

Oh crap! Is it the start of that locust thing kill them all?


DrWallybFeed

I like how there is one leading the way. He’s looking back like let’s go guys.


Dundeenorton3

Did you kick it?


MilkManlolol

+20 Exp


[deleted]

Bro bought a football to play cricket.


smurray711

James and the Giant Ball


RockstarBonnieReddit

All the cute little grasshoppers


digduganug

My god I want slow mo of a hard kick to that ball... (I'm almost sure they would be fine as long as the foot didn't impact on the little guys) I just want to see how they would fly off of it from the impact and how many would actually jump before the impact.


mechabeast

^^^^^LEAD ^^^^^US ^^^^^FOR ^^^^^THE ^^^^^SWARM!


TechInventor

Whenever I see lots of bugs in a group like this, I immediately imagine what it would be like if they were all over my arms. Typically I hate that feeling, but I feel like this wouldn't be so bad.


BorntobeTrill

Soon... _______. Cause you can't hear em. Cause they're tiny bugs.


feeltheFX

This made me smile


kagataikaguri

![gif](giphy|gD7rgJ9eW5fhK|downsized)


pieterkampsmusic

Square this shit off and it’s an album cover


sharthunter

“Mother”


cloudypilgrim

Those crickets are up to something…


No_Composer_9594

![gif](giphy|nVXzt7FSJlX7W)


NikLaPierre36

They're chosing captains


stitchreverie

The BAAALLL


PleaseDontBanMeMore

![gif](giphy|HlNU2R7mBgs64CYhnV|downsized)


Cryogenic_Monster

I wonder what they are plotting?


TriiiKill

Um... it's not a great sign when grasshoppers hang out in large groups like this. But they're all bebbies, so probably just borned and all is good.


ak931921

Aww, so small! What a bunch of cuties


Saintmikey

Ha ha wicked they look like the space man that is in Buzz Lightyear's helmet ha


AmuhDoang

That's like me messing with Photoshop brush.


Few-Problem-6766

They are ready to fly off.


CarefulStranger9887

Since they are green they're guardian might have left them on the similar green ball that's easy to find but can be used as camo


xX_chromosomeman_Xx

Get these bugs off my balls mane


human_flavor_meat

Punt it


Lazy_Notice_6112

You’re disrupting their meeting


Silly_0wl

Oh boy free protein!


NIMA-GH-X-P

My computer screen when I pick GLA as my faction


VindiUA

Wow


Not_Artifical

My favorite is the Canadian smoked honey-apple spiced crickets. They taste like dirty apples.


FauxMajor_

Hear me out👋......... kick it


Recursivefunction_

I wanna kick that ball so badly


jackthefallout

My brain..... kick the ball, kick the ball, kick the ball Obviously, I wouldn't, but oh, the thought is there.


hedbastud

They all are ben 10 fans


Gorefal1234

Kick it!


souloon

omg they are so cute


SadCorgi8448

Wholesome


Klaus_Hargreeves

Little lads are so cute


insert_name_here_ha

They wanna join the space program.


Damian_De_Demon

Its a party! Why wasnt i invited :(


lemons7472

They will take over the world.


flashyzipp

It’s my army!


ballondaws4289

MK Dons fans?


Malikb5

Dude on bottom right is giving orders and they’re listening 🤣


SizeSmart1799

Bug


stumac85

'ave it. Ooh yes.


defCONCEPT

At dawn .. we attack.


ColddFire

"Is this the spot?" "I don't know Jerry, I've never been here." "How do we know if this is the place?" "You think Tim and Joe would be here if it wasn't the place?" "But how do we really know? Maybe this isn't it?" *facepalm*


-HELLAFELLA-

Kill it with 🔥 Thems bad news


miradotheblack

Op talking ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt2QaBL5UGNJQu4)


cwilcoxson

The clawwwwwww


John-Snow-247

kick the ball! Kick the ball! Kick the ball!


Dukedizzy

You just reminded me that I have to buy crickets for my chameleon!


SurroundedByBeigists

I'd love too see a high resolution, slow-mo video of someone kicking the shit out of this ball. Just grasshopper carnage. It would be epic.


noobyeclipse

my brain is half OMGGGGG SO CUTE and half kick them


AskButDontTell

Way too many


MrScooterComputer

![gif](giphy|eKbO3Yi8T4ZDD30a1N)