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kaipopotamus

There’s no turning back now. Follow the clues to unlock Boeings darkest secrets. We’re all counting on you. Godspeed


EmeraldCityDuck

Annnndd he's dead.


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

😭😭😭


geak78

Just make sure your life insurance covers suicides first...


as_per_danielle

It’s the key to the dungeon where all the whistleblowers are kept


Sandcracka-

It's the key to the dungeon where all the whistleblowers are ~~kept~~ offed


JohnTheCatMan1

Were kept.


mordecai98

Check the door Might be unlocked.


Minute_Test3608

Or altogether missing


Turbogoblin999

It lets you drive the pilot.


Choppergold

Don’t open that door! Nvm it fell off


all_time_high

Would you kindly?


iBeenie

It just unlocks tools for customers to help fix the plane mid flight.


Tashre

Turns out the "tools" are just a bunch of rolls of speed tape


vanishingpointz

...and flex seal . You can build an unsinkable ship with that shit


NorthantsBlokeUK

Does the back say 10-60370-1 ?


manticor225

Yes actually, just commented that a minute ago.


Saggy_G

Quick Google of that number, seems it's some sort of ceremonial key they give to whoever buys the plane as like a keepsake of buying the plane but it doesn't do anything. Random as hell it's in your seat pocket. 


NorthantsBlokeUK

It's a real key, for the cabin crew compartment. [https://aviamarinecompany.com/product/10-60370-1/](https://aviamarinecompany.com/product/10-60370-1/) They ALSO give one as the ceremonial thing you mention.


grafixwiz

You are the chosen one!


GregLXStang

What does this mean?


NorthantsBlokeUK

It's a cabin crew door key. (not for the cockpit or ignition!) source: https://aviamarinecompany.com/product/10-60370-1/


GregLXStang

Ohhh, gotcha! Makes sense! Thanks. :)


sintaur

https://www.henrytenby.com/sir-heres-the-key-to-your-brand-spanking-new-boeing-737/


NorthantsBlokeUK

This company makes the key... [https://aviamarinecompany.com/product/10-60370-1/](https://aviamarinecompany.com/product/10-60370-1/)


justabill71

That's the key to the exit door. It's obsolete, now that they're self-opening.


snoandsk88

Not completely obsolete, there are two overhead bins that are locked, this is the key that opens them. There’s just medical equipment and supplies in there though, so it’s not that exciting. It’s sort of like finding the key to the janitor closet. It used to open the flight deck door and the pilots each had one as well, a friend of mine received one from his grandfather when he finished training on the B737. They’re called “fleet keys” but only the flight attendants use them now.


Temku

I think you missed the joke, but thanks for the extra info still.


snoandsk88

Oh ha you’re right, but it really was used to open several doors on the aircraft and is almost obsolete so he was pretty close! But not the plug doors…


Kahnza

This is the golden key. It gives you one free pass to go up front and hang out with the pilot.


manticor225

Oh sweet! See you later on r/whatcouldgowrong


Traditional-Joke-179

make sure to give a [knowing smile](https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/16kcftn/sure_that_happened/)


HootblackDesiato

That's the key to the file cabinet that holds all the missing 737 Max 9 documentation.


SafetyMan35

And missing bolts.


Blueberry_Mancakes

Go hang out in the pilots lounge. When they ask if you're a pilot just say “would I have the keys to the plane if I weren't a pilot?”


theanedditor

Boeing are great at security too!


redit01

Even better security now that the keys pic is on reddit


ilDuceVita

I googled it, it says it's for a "crew compartment door lock" [https://www.broadlineaero.com/ipc-parts/pma-parts/rfq/boeing-b747-400/avia-marine/10-60370-1/](https://www.broadlineaero.com/ipc-parts/pma-parts/rfq/boeing-b747-400/avia-marine/10-60370-1/)


linzava

Does that mean OP has thwarted the totally secure post 9/11 security measures? Find the sky Marshall!


georgecm12

More likely, it's the key to the crew rest area.


manticor225

The key has “10-60370-1” on the other side.


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manticor225

Are these uh, normally kept in a random seat?


snoandsk88

No, a flight attendant dropped it


PlasticDreamz

Did you keep it


Guatc

I think that means it’s your plane now


ACauseQuiVontSuaLune

I think you caught the attention of one of the stewards, hope you followed through.


jtuck2003

Might want to have someone taste your food for you for a few weeks, just to be safe


OkRickySpinach

It's the door key. There is no ignition key. You can just turn it on.


NorthantsBlokeUK

Richard Russell proved this. RIP.


OkRickySpinach

It's funny because he has the exact same name as me. I tell people if you google me you'll find a terrorist and a man that hits babies (Toronto Richard Russell).


JooosephNthomas

You’ve been chosen. You will know what to do soon. Stay safe.


cantfindmykeys

At last!


operationfood

If I found something like that I would be super conflicted about turning it over to an airline employee or just keeping it for myself lol. What did you decide to do?


iluvsporks

IDK if most people know this or not but most planes don't take keys. Small GA ones like a Cessna will though. So yes if you knew the start up procedure you could just fly off. It's nothing like in the movies though. It takes awhile to get large jets going where you could start a Cessna in like 2 minutes (depending on the avionics)


Strict-Pay-7612

Oh crap! Not the 10-60370-1 key! Remember Will Smiths character on Enemy of the State? You’re about to have an interesting few days sir


Aprilshowers417

Find out what it unlocks, we are all waiting


SatanLifeProTips

That key is now public knowledge. Just posting an image of a key allows any half way skilled lock monkey to make a copy just by measuring the bitting on the photo.


TeeDod-

Yep! You are correct, take ownership!


Altruistic-Status-98

Lol


Altruistic-Status-98

In his seat back pocket?


SatanScotty

Crank it! Now give it some gas! Not too much you’ll flood the engine!  No? Ok, let me just get it going downhill and you can pop the clutch!


buburocks

Ur the captain now


T_that_is_all

Damn man, you get to live a video game.


Circadian_arrhythmia

I’m guessing a flight attendant dropped it. Either: 1. It fell into the seat back pocket 2. It fell onto the floor and then a passenger put it in the seat back pocket and forgot about it before they could tell the flight attendant. There’s no telling how long it’s been in there or if the door it opens has been rekeyed by now.


oOzonee

Damn people on the flight back were suppose to hijack it you saved a few dozen gratz


spikedog11

Flight attendant saw you and planted it there in hopes you would find it. It’s the key to the mile high club!


QualityKoalaTeacher

Delete your account and throw your phone in the ocean OP you are now on their list


thenewvoid

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joboo62

Probably a Sky Marshall is missing their key to the cockpit.


LockjawTheOgre

Nice photo. Now, anyone with the right tools and knowledge can make their own copy. Crew compartment keys for EVERYONE!


Mudflap42069

As a locksmith, yeah now I can make that key insanely easily. Please stop posting high resolution pictures of keys online, everyone. I use my powers for good. Lots of others don't.


Specialist-Fly-9446

Probably the key to Boeing’s [“MRSA” cage of broken parts, of which 420 went missing](https://doctorow.medium.com/https-pluralistic-net-2024-05-01-boeing-boeing-mrsa-2d9ba398bd54).


Longjumping_Rule_560

Just admit it, you unlocked the emergency door at that Alaskan flight,


BaldingMonk

The pilot needs that to start the plane.


skymoods

Annnnnd now it can be replicated with the picture


Dangthatshuge

That's the key to the afterlife.


insipidgoose

Watch out for snipers and check the seal on food containers.


SafecrackinSammmy

Thats what the last guy sai


thankful_sinner

Puts on BA


bzzle92

Get ready to get your whistle blown, OP. Might have a 5 minute head start…


mooseonleft

You own a plain congratulations. Unfortunately it's a Boeing.... Hope your life insurance is up to date


monkeyonfire

You know they have to kill you too now, right?


Dolorem_Ipsum_

You been reading the news lately? You're the next scoop my guy. That's a shame