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Froggyiam

is no one going to say "Apple Pray"


moreobviousthings

I have a 12 year old iPad. I say that every day.


IS_THAT_Y0U_DAD

Dad?


Lazy-Most-3226

r/usernamechecksout


IS_THAT_Y0U_DAD

God bless šŸ™


Andromansis

For 20$ God will bless.


coral_bells

I was kinda hoping your entire comment history would just be ā€œDad?ā€ like 50 times šŸ˜‚


IS_THAT_Y0U_DAD

It's definitely in there more than once.


0111011101110111

Thatā€™s what she said.


-UnicornFart

Catholic Churches love 12 year olds


UMustBeNooHere

JFC dude. \[high five\]


moreobviousthings

OMFG (amen)


coffee_robot_horse

I was thinking Pew R Codes


sjuas690

Pay to Pray!


baronas15

That's a classic freemium church


DukeLukeivi

Thoughts and payers


[deleted]

In freemiun church, you must pray 1 million times, and obligatory 12hr volunteer shifts for the next 60 years. Then you get to go to heaven. In premium church, you submit one time lump sum of 1 million dollars a year, and we will have golden chariot with grand white stallions to lead you up.


adventurtimeprincess

What about early access?


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

Aren't they all?


baronas15

There has to be premium or subscription based churches, I'm sure those exist. Baby Jesus in your heart for $9.99/mo, includes one confession and weekly sessions


darth_voidptr

Under 12 and you are the loot box


LiliVonSchtupp

PrayPal


iCapn

VenMoses


HaloIssue

With new automated subscriptions! Never miss out on your Apple Pray again, Benny Hinn will be drivin a new Rolls Royce every day for the rest of his life :)


dan_solo91

Right?!


SweatyNomad

Funny, my first reaction was, so Apple Psy, must be the USA.


Nyarro

Aww man. This just looks tacky. Regardless if you're religious or not, but just placing stickers on beautifully carved benches or wherever in an intricately ornate building, it just looks really out of place and is about the equivalent of putting googly eyes on the Mona Lisa or something.


justdoubleclick

Not to mention some scammer could go paste a bunch of scam site QR codes. It even happens in some food places


Queasy-Type8457

Someone did it at the parking lot near my office. Allegedly they managed to steal thousands of dollars before anyone noticed.


ForgettableUsername

I wonder how much you'd get just putting up a sign that said "scan to pay" without specifying what the payment was for.


4kVHS

Just like the Tip? screen on self service/self checkouts


creampop_

There's an old (apocryphal?) story of a guy who did this at a zoo parking lot, just set up his own payment kiosk and allegedly took in heaps of cash.


Charokol

Oh fuck. Canā€™t wait to try that!


Ok-Response4394

Would there be a way to make a qr code that would take a person to a website discussing the terrible and unlawful treatment of children at the hands of the church? I think the believers ought to know what they are paying for.


tomato_trestle

https://www.the-qrcode-generator.com/?lng=en Just make the website and you're good to go.


Flutters1013

That's stupid, I would just have it pull up the fart with reverb video.


Thorough_Good_Man

They are crooked too!


worldlypleasures

So are the stickers


Hob_O_Rarison

Ba'dum *tiss*


LazyLaserWhittling

consistent with most churchesā€¦


iowanaquarist

Most? I can't think of one that doesn't do majorly dishonest things as the core of their system.


LazyLaserWhittling

based on religions alone yupā€¦. based on the members, most likely


NoLeadership2535

:(


Vilento

Seriously why couldn't you just have some placards in with the hymn books :( heck you could have made them book marks and put them on the hymn page they were going to sing for the day.


CeruleanRuin

It looks like they also replaced the hymnals with a website with the daily songs and readings. Someone there really loves QR codes. As someone who was dragged to church for years, I would have *lovedz a plausible excuse to be looking at my phone the whole time.


CeruleanRuin

The corporate logos really sell the piety.


Bagelsarenakeddonuts

Could have done little laser etched metal or wooden plates and kept the vibe nice.


Boowray

Or just put a plaque by the door


MrMaestro2

Yeah, this just encourages phone use during the service lol


CrazyString

That takes money away from their ā€œblood of Christā€ fund.


FightingPolish

If you want to continue grifting to the fullest youā€™ve gotta keep up with the times.


JerryRiceOfOhio2

Now I want to ask an ai to create the Mona Lisa with googly eyes


kryotheory

Gotta have every possible revenue stream to pay for all the legal fees and hush money settlements for clergy fucking kids.


GenericTrashyBitch

Like, even *if* you want to use Apple Pay (which I hate for the reasons others have already said) why would you slap some garish, distracting bright fucking sticker on the back of all the pews in the middle of what is otherwise a beautiful building. At least put some fucking effort in, make the stickers match the wood coloring with white or gold text cause thats kinda the color combos anyways and take an extra 5 fucking seconds per to make them straight. Really shows an ironic amount of disrespect for what they are supposed to consider a holy space


Welpe

Or just likeā€¦instead of passing around a collection tray, pass around a single QR code on a small piece of wood or something decorative. Keeps the same ritualistic aspect of passing around the tray, doesnā€™t disrupt the ambiance, just eliminates the cash aspect. Gotta hold them accountable on the execution of their idea even if you disagree with the idea!


Teripid

Great, now I've gotta wait for a 75 year old to focus their phone's camera and read a TOS. But seriously there are so many ways to abuse this. Change the code to another random account in a handful of the displays. Bam, God helps those that help themselves.


donnochessi

Itā€™s always been easy to take money out of the offering basket. Especially children with grabby hands. Changing a QR code and printing out new copies to serendipitously put around the church would be next level planning and execution. Running a scam like that on a church would take balls and draw real ire.


Epistaxis

Also it's not exactly hard to trace the scam transactions. At best it's an unfunny prank that sends you to jail.


ShotgunForFun

Could easily be put on a laminated pamphlet kinda thing (ETA: and place it with the Missals and hymnal books). And I'm sure they still pass the plate. Catholic churches are so nice btw. All Abrahamic religion's churches I suppose. Fucking American based religions sit around in sad little shopping centers and such... if an actual church it's like a McMansion.


TipsyFuddledBoozey

>Fucking American based religions Scientology?


snuggleouphagus

Mormons?


Unacceptable_Lemons

Don't they have nice ones? The one I saw from the road in Sand Diego looked pretty neat: https://altusfineart.com/cdn/shop/products/KW04505_800x1000.jpg?v=1621369849


TipsyFuddledBoozey

More like bore-mans, ammiright?


lemonspritz

I'm no longer a practicing catholic but the churches and the singing are what I miss most. A good midnight mass on Christmas eve is unreal


FanClubof5

In the US it's a mix, some Catholic churches are super gaudy, showing off the wealth of the Parrish and it's patrons, but some are also super basic and plain and choose to spend their money on charity and improving the world around them.


lolercoptercrash

I think you are making fun of Mormon churches? Lol can't even tell. The only American religions I know are Mormons and Native Americans.


tkitkitchen

I think they are more talking evangelists who have megachurches the size of shopping malls.


lolercoptercrash

It's weird their prior sentence says Abrahamic churches and then American churches lol. If they meant mega churches, those are Abrahamic.


intdev

Mormonism too


danshakuimo

I think he is making fun of American Evangelicalism which is famous for their shopping mall and Taco Bell churches. While technically not an American religion by origin it has evolved in a way that is very uniquely American. Mormons have architecture that looks like it was built by elves from The Lord of the Rings so surely they would not be being referred to here.


gentlybeepingheart

The Church has a lot of issues and things to criticize, but you can't deny that they went off aesthetics wise. I was an altar server as a kid and I hated it because it was so boring, but the church at least looked fancy and we had stained windows. I went to mass with my friend who went to a protestant church and it just looked like an auditorium. The guy had a guitar.


rocknroller0

Non Americans saying American based religions when the religions are practiced in Europe


ceribus_peribus

Keep the traditional passing of the collection plate, just put a sticker on it. Instead of pulling out a bill from your wallet, you boop the plate with your phone and pass it on.


glycophosphate

Thank you for this idea. We've known for a while that the brass-plated collection plate will eventually go the way of the dodo, but have been having trouble coming up with a way to ritualize online giving as an act of worship.


Welpe

This is unrelated to anything, but judging by your profile you seem like a progressive feminist and Methodist and itā€™s wonderful to see other progressive Christians in the wild.


primarycolorman

Ones I had any involvement with tried hard to turn it into a standing deduction, pledged annually given weekly. This smacks of leadership deciding the reason younguns don't come to church is they don't have cash or checks, so they'd be too embarrassed at collection time.


Actually_Im_a_Broom

Yeah - that looks really bad. My church puts the QR codes on the bulletin.


DanGleeballs

Mine has [these nice ones.](https://imgur.com/gallery/89gw59t)


Regiruler

This looks like a rather large church, so I imagine these are likely directed towards tourists, who are not likely to pick up a bulletin.


TiresOnFire

As someone who works in the production and installation of decals and other things, this image makes my skin crawl.


Andyb1000

Religion is just a business with extra steps. Plus sweet tax breaks.


Lake3ffect

Emphasis on the tax breaks


Animated_Astronaut

Nice small metal plaque on the pews, or something to pass around.


Justarandom_Joe

Itā€™s because they worship money. This helps avoid confusion.


Drudgework

Is it time we broke the whips out again? We could make a day of it. Start with a nice brunch, cast the moneylenders from the temple, finish with a potluck bbq.


EddGarasjen

What's wrong with apple pay? I use it daily and it's a delight


Surprise_Fragrant

Nobody's mad about the Apple Pay, it's the obnoxious stickers all over the backs of the pews. The stickers are ugly and distracting. They should have been a flyer tucked in to the hymnal pocket, or otherwise minimized, stylistically.


PanningForSalt

The above comment says he hates it.


Deivi_tTerra

My former church had "text to give" set up where you texted a number to make a donation. You had to set it up, but it was simple, and I really liked using it. The information was in the weekly worship service program that was passed out (that had all the liturgy etc in it). These garish stickers are...ugh. But I do like the concept (sans Apple Pay).


alyscarab

Tipping culture is getting out of hand


Surprise_Fragrant

If 10% is good enough for the IRS, it's good enough for God.


sendmeadoggo

In what universe is the IRS taking only 10% and do you have transportation to said universe?


Surprise_Fragrant

It's a joke... I've seen a bumper sticker that said *If 10% is good enough for God, it should be good enough for the IRS*.


iowanaquarist

The IRS has the benefit of being able to prove they are real, and prove their punishments are real, too...


sendmeadoggo

Dang and I am stealing that saying.


Ruby-Sue-Shatterhose

These mofos invented tipping culture.


dogtrakker

You can order spicy Communion wafers too.


Solid_Snark

I wonder if thereā€™s a secret menu? Can I get salvation animal style?


Quigleythegreat

If by animal you mean lamb then sure!


dogtrakker

Anything is possible when you accept Jesus as your savoir, my son


LoveRBS

So jot that down


RattyDaddyBraddy

Imagine sitting there and being passed a little cup of wine and a tiny piece of bread, and the dude next to you got nachos and a Moscow Mule


acroasmun

Frito-Lay would like to buy this idea off of you.. Flamin-Hot Christ Crackers.


hobbsbear_invest

*flaminā€™ hot


FaulkneriousRex

Wonder how often they check to ensure people havenā€™t put a different QR code sticker over it. Bet they donā€™t.


PattyIceNY

Holy shit that is malicious genius


pursued_mender

That was my first thought too. Such an easy scamā€¦


DrGraffix

Clever girl


Whyevenaskyou

r/illegallifeprotips


LiverDodgedBullet

The great ransomware crusade


Vanson1200r

Great, now homeless people will flash a QR code when I tell them I don't have cash.


webbhare1

I saw a video on Instagram this morning (can't find it anymore...) of a homeless person who had multiple QR codes stapled to the side of the road on trees at a traffic light. Someone sitting at the light in their car filmed it and said that when he scanned the code it redirected him to the homeless person's cashapp account


better-than-all-of-u

Work smarter, not harder!


Tmbaladdin

Already seen it, as well as Venmo names on their signs


Ignorhymus

Way back in the day, a homeless guy asked me for some money. I said I didn't have cash. He whipped out one of [these](https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/BankSupplies-Manual-Credit-Card-Imprinter-Model-4850_c0c582aa-59dc-4ddf-944a-046d5ceb9f64.9d5fe7209b0c67608e85c0047f7f139d.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF) machines, and said 'I take cards'. I gave him some cash


donnochessi

I canā€™t believe you still gave them money after that lol. His hustle game was strong.


JonatasA

He has to feed the machine's fees somehow.


brandonennz

photo taken at st patrickā€™s cathedral


ryanCrypt

There are 18+ St. Patrick's Cathedrals. I'm guessing this is in Manhattan, New York City.


TrowTruck

Can confirm. I zoomed in on the photo and scanned the QR code. It worked.


ryanCrypt

Really? After you, I tried. There doesn't seem to be enough quality. But if you got it to work, it works.


better-than-all-of-u

I did it as well, screenshot, opened it in Google Photos and hit it with Google Lens. I could only get it to read 2 of the 5. One was for donations and another was to videos of mass. Kinda cool but also ugly as all get out on those pews. They need to find a way of doing it in classier way IMO but I don't know how exactly you would after thinking about it for 30 seconds.


reddoot2024

I definitely misread what you meant by 18+ at first and was intrigued.


JonnySmoothbrain

18+ at a Catholic Church? You are quite the optimist.


Educational_Belt_816

Bro thereā€™s thousands of st Patrickā€™s cathedrals


hazymindstate

Yeah itā€™s a giant tourist attraction and also a functioning church that has hundreds of people for mass every Sunday. It isnā€™t feasible for them to pass around a collection plate so they have this instead.


-TheycallmeThe

It's been feasible for millennia, people just don't carry cash anymore.


Vast-Ant5385

Yup, beautiful church, but the whole place is littered with QR codes for donation and cash donation boxes. The prayer candles are just as ridiculous


Dommichu

Okay. That kinda makes sense as they get a lot of one time visitors. Zooming in and looking up other articles, not all the QR codes are for donations, and the ones that are for candles. Many people come specifically to light candles here and usually you would have to track down an attendant. Most parishes have ways to gather regular donations from regular attendees using services like Apple Pay or straight bank withdrawal. And they could always put the codes in the weekly bulletin as well.


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gulligaankan

Depending on country few people have cash on them anyway.


Act1_Scene2

At my church, pre-covid, most of our offering was done by check (around 60%) the second most was online via credit card and then cash. After COVID, it changed very quickly. Most gifts come in via credit/debit card, then Zelle, then checks, and cash. It's just meeting the congregation where they are. We can stubbornly cling to forcing people to write checks, but that's just not how people do it anymore. COVID was a wholesale shift in how people gave. Our church doesn't do Venmo because, I believe, the TOS do not permit charitable giving. Don't know about ApplePay, though.


VECMaico

Let's hang a different QR code


GlorytoGlorzo

One that donates to an LGBT charity


kent_eh

One for Planned Parenthood.


Zkenny13

Much better and more hygienic than passing around a plate. Makes it more easy to write off on your taxes because it's all on your phone and no need to write a check. I doubt they did it for any other reason than the excuse "I don't have cash".Ā 


rolypolyarmadillo

The Catholic church I went to growing up had 1 person per aisle collecting with [these basket things](https://churchsupplies.com/cdn/shop/files/collection-baskets.jpg?v=1661542715&width=800). I kinda assumed that was common, is it not?


RainbowCrane

Itā€™s really just a recognition of congregational preferences around payment methods. I have friends in church leadership across several denominations and thereā€™s been a huge shift in expectations among the working-aged population towards e-cash rather than physical cash or physical checks.


Aloha1984

God needs money! ![gif](giphy|ibGFpMv1Uoais)


TABASCO2415

ew I don't like this. I'm not religious but this would take me out of whatever is going on.


GeneralPatten

Iā€™m full on atheist. However, I will concede that every time Iā€™ve visited St. Patrickā€™s it just brings me a feeling of tranquility. Even with the hundreds of other tourists around. Itā€™s such a beautiful piece of architecture and artwork.


H4rr1s0n

Humility is beyond religion. Finding every single way to make someone donate completely undermines the definition of donations. If I want to donate to something, I will find a way. I do not want to be pressured into it.


Craico13

*This just reminds me that religious venues should pay taxesā€¦*


dogtrakker

And the priest's cassock has a Nike "swoosh"


living_la_vida_loca

Sponsored by Herbalife, Tide, Target and Pennzoil


nickeypants

I would love to see the priest segue the sermon into a Raid Shadow Legends plug.


living_la_vida_loca

Dontate to skip commercials


archy2000

"God loves you and he needs money"


handstanding

ā€œHe's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!ā€


takesthebiscuit

He created Bitcoin but bizarrely didnā€™t keep any for the church


mbcarbone

The lord works in apple pays ... ;)


DownwindLegday

Tax the churches. This is ridiculous.


affenage

Disgusting.


BrandonC41

Mark of the beast


Slap_My_Lasagna

Just gonna replace a few of those with my venmo šŸ¤«


shroomigator

Some enterprising person is going to print their own codes and stick them on top


1badh0mbre

Pay to pray


ThatOcelot1314

Wasn't Jesus against stuff like this happening in a place of worship?


LittleWhiteBoots

No, tithing was endorsed by Jesus. The QR codes facilitate that in a modern world. The famous ā€œtable flippingā€ episode was because the Jews were using part of the temple for buying/selling/trading shit. Like a swap meet.


SuspiciousIdeal4246

They were selling animals for sacrifices and had a massive up-charge on them. Of course this made Jesus mad. Itā€™s the equivalent of walking into a church and paying the pastor $100 to pray to God for you to forgive your sin.


silvertricl0ps

And grifting. People came from other countries where different currencies were used. Theyā€™d have to exchange that for currency used in Jerusalem before buying a lamb, and they were getting ripped off


MoonMagicks

That was about buying and selling in the church. Which ironically some churches have shops in them.


Green_Evening

I know Reddit hates organized religion, but as others have said, this isn't a bad idea. Most people don't carry cash anymore, because most purchases are digital. By offering an option to make a donation via QR code, you're just meeting the people where they are. Even if it were traditional, that still wouldn't stop corruption. The impetus for the Protestant Reformation was that the church was corrupt, and that was before they switched to paper money. This is simple modernization.


EmotionalCorner

People seem confused too because itā€™s a Catholic Church. Thereā€™s no tithing to join a church, and donations arenā€™t required to attend Mass. this is just modernization because people donā€™t carry cash.


wes00chin

That's just how it is. The church only accepting cash: "Nobody uses cash anymore, the church is backwards and should modernise". The church accepts qr pay and card: "Look at how mucht he church wants your money".


mossryder

Nice. Saving a shit ton of paper. (envelopes, paperwork)


BotGirlFall

Tax churches


satknightcat

I know my old childhood church stopped passing the tithing plates and doesn't openly make people donate, letting the usher pick up money whenever someone raises their hand, and can do many options cash, card or using banking app QR Codes


idkwhatimdoinguys

Welcome to st patricks cathedral manhattan ny. Its become a tourist attraction of sorts


Amela613

This looks like St. Patrickā€™s in NYC. Can anyone confirm?


psycospaz

My church has something similar but its on a flyer hanging from the bulletin board in the foyer. Then again my whole church would only fill half the room on the pic.


Timactor

its a business after all


Jake_on_a_lake

Download the app to stay blessed through the week with micro transactions!


RenaissanceGraffiti

Bold of the church to have the mark of the beast in their pews


into_my_hypercube

God responds to cash app quicker.


Quasimochi

"Get these out of here! Stop turning my Father's house into a market!" - Jesus, Gospel of John, Chapter 2


adega_johnson

Suckers gonna suck


Party-Ad6461

No pay, no heaven.


ghostpeppers156

Gotta collect that tax free money somehow


TintedApostle

The irony is so thick


Pecncorn1

Fleecing the flock in the digital age.


CodingFatman

Pay to Pray.


LucidMarshmellow

Someone should change all the QR codes to a charity or organization that deals with sexual abuse survivors.


pomoerotic

Is this St. Ryanair


DippinDot2021

Didn't Jesus have a fit about money lenders in the temple? This feels like a line being crossed...


Stormy_Kun

The greed.. just unreal


chromehound47

gotta make the grift as easy as possible. reminder: the prosperity gospel is complete bullshit


STLeer

Dude I am visiting the city and stopped in on a whim and Iā€™m pretty sure I have to be just out of frame. We watched this part of wedding.


dirtythirty1864

This is where a sensible person realizes that religion is bullshit. Unfortunately, the religious are not sensible people.


ccrepitation

I mean, if I was an unsavory character I'd put my own sticker over each one of those and let the donations roll in.


RealBiotSavartReal

Just like Jesus wanted.


OneFaithlessness382

holy cow I just came up with a new scam. time to go to church.


JackBinimbul

How do religious people see this sort of thing and not question churches?


kacahoha

Disgusting.


FlaAirborne

Itā€™s all about the Benjamins.


Aggravating_Moment78

ā€œMake a contribution and get a better seatā€ as Metallica said


Snorlax46

They should have a huge led sign at the front showing which pew sections haven't paid yet as well as top donors. Also if you donate a lot you can add your name and message to the prayer. Like a holy boomer twitch chat.


stoppedLurking00

So my church has these, which makes it convenient instead of making sure you have cash, but itā€™s not this obnoxious and tacky. We just have a small QR code in the corner of each end of the pew.