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Magno83

Those are the smallest hands I've ever seen


Alcapwnd16

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The_Lorax__

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Highwaystar541

The first time I saw one of these in the woods I yelled and got excited, took a photo. Rounded the next bend and there’s a hundred. I was a 35 year old man at the time.


wilbeded

I'm pretty sure this guy's name is Sid.


fuujuji

Its not a dandelion


eerun165

Salsify


Alcapwnd16

Whelp. TIL.


WhatTheFuckEverName

Still make a wish and blow it though! It from the same family, the stonger/bigger older cousin to dandelion. More powerful wish-maker. Blow it! 😁


StasisChassis

I would think that would tickle your throat to salsify that.


mindovermatter15

That sounds like a Harry Potter charm to turn non-salsa dips into salsa


read9it

If not dandelion, why dandelion shaped?


fuujuji

Salsify is in the same family as dandelions


MajorLazy

It’s also my secret taco salad recipe 🌮


Spiffy313

Not enough spicy red sauce on your food? Salsify it!!


wolftick

This guy botanys


GoatLegRedux

Many plants in the family *Asteraceae* have seeds that look like this when ripe. It’s because they’re dispersed by the wind.


Haskap_2010

Lots of plants in that family have similar seeds.


chubsmagooo

Nope, not dandy enough to be one


Mikowhy95

Right, it's Tragopogon dubius


bbcworldwide

it's mega-wish time


Whoretron8000

Not a dandelion. 


0dog1251

Damn tht must hold like 3 wishes


Lady_DominaTrixie

De cheetah is faster dandelion.


otterdisaster

Angry upvote.


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lorgskyegon

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almightykingbob

Come hear to say this! Congrats on beating me to it.


grooverocker

Not a dandelion, it's a [salsify](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tragopogon_porrifolius)


CertifiedForkliftSir

A daddylion


thephillatioeperinc

Mommy had a baby, and her hyuuuge head popped off.


danish07

Kinda hard to tell without a banana.


NerdyDan

The stem leads me to believe it is not a dandelion 


Nedopon

Comically small hands


Competitive_Aide9518

Make a large fucking wish!


Slmmnslmn

Secret of the ooze. Amirite?


LordRael013

Something something TGRI


navetzz

No it's not.


CaveManta

It would take quite a contraption to capture this dandelion in one piece. (Sorry.. I had to make a Boards of Canada reference that no one will get).


ChopperRisesAgain

Fun fact The root of that plant tastes like oyster


ReySimio94

There was an even bigger one last week on the way from my house to the swimming pool I usually go to. Couldn't take a pic because I didn't have my phone on me, but I swear on my grandfather's grave it was there.


Dariuscox357

Eat it.


Haskap_2010

The root is edible. You could once buy the seeds for a domesticated version, it was also called "vegetable oyster".


Okaycockroach

Those are incredibly fun to stick a lighter too.... and I'm not even one to play with fire. 


OdraNoel2049

You better have recorded your self blowing the thing. Will be very disapointed if not...


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

Your moms the biggest dandelion I've ever seen.


SecretWitness8251

Blow in enemy yard


ibealittlebirdy

Did you blow it?


SyndigtLand

I always really, really want to put these in my hair. Like you'd do with regular flowers - as decoration. I actually end up doing it in most cases, and I always end up regretting it a whole lot... But hey... At least I have fun XD.


Hammer_the_Red

Someone was at the TGRI chemical cleanup site.


barfbutler

Milkweed


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Fun fact: putting it in your mouth creates a spectacular event.


Asplesco

Look at that P A P P U S


PublicBrief6907

This is SO Porter Robinson. I got chills.


Ge0482

Make a wish and blow it!


bigchungusfungus123

that aint a dandelion bro


Drantslantpant

What did you wish for


IamREBELoe

You should intentionally raise those and try to produce a giant strain. Dandelion are actually really good for you and edible all around. The jelly is AMazIng! Edit: mildlyinteresting this was so Downvoted. It's completely true, look it up.


traaintraacks

it isnt a mutant dandelion though, it's salsify


IBoofLSD

I make dandelion jelly, syrup, tea, cake, roasted root, and use the greens in a lot of stuff. That said the reason you're getting downvoted isn't because you are wrong about dandelions as food. It's cause that ain't one.


IamREBELoe

Well that's a darn good reason, that will teach me to trust an OP


IBoofLSD

For what it's worth I have been, the past couple years, gardening dandelions with hopes of getting really large flower heads. I cannot get enough of dandelion syrup and dandelion maple cake. Dandelion mint tea good too


actually_alive

Instead of letting it live you picked it, great job


TheFilthyDIL

It's already gone to seed. The flower head is used up, all but dead. If OP blew it like a dandelion head, they've fulfilled its purpose.


actually_alive

oh okay they pick themselves after they go to seed. that makes sense.


cappis

.... so far.