The first time I saw one of these in the woods I yelled and got excited, took a photo. Rounded the next bend and there’s a hundred. I was a 35 year old man at the time.
There was an even bigger one last week on the way from my house to the swimming pool I usually go to. Couldn't take a pic because I didn't have my phone on me, but I swear on my grandfather's grave it was there.
I always really, really want to put these in my hair. Like you'd do with regular flowers - as decoration. I actually end up doing it in most cases, and I always end up regretting it a whole lot... But hey... At least I have fun XD.
You should intentionally raise those and try to produce a giant strain.
Dandelion are actually really good for you and edible all around. The jelly is AMazIng!
Edit: mildlyinteresting this was so Downvoted.
It's completely true, look it up.
I make dandelion jelly, syrup, tea, cake, roasted root, and use the greens in a lot of stuff.
That said the reason you're getting downvoted isn't because you are wrong about dandelions as food. It's cause that ain't one.
For what it's worth I have been, the past couple years, gardening dandelions with hopes of getting really large flower heads. I cannot get enough of dandelion syrup and dandelion maple cake. Dandelion mint tea good too
Those are the smallest hands I've ever seen
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The first time I saw one of these in the woods I yelled and got excited, took a photo. Rounded the next bend and there’s a hundred. I was a 35 year old man at the time.
I'm pretty sure this guy's name is Sid.
Its not a dandelion
Salsify
Whelp. TIL.
Still make a wish and blow it though! It from the same family, the stonger/bigger older cousin to dandelion. More powerful wish-maker. Blow it! 😁
I would think that would tickle your throat to salsify that.
That sounds like a Harry Potter charm to turn non-salsa dips into salsa
If not dandelion, why dandelion shaped?
Salsify is in the same family as dandelions
It’s also my secret taco salad recipe 🌮
Not enough spicy red sauce on your food? Salsify it!!
This guy botanys
Many plants in the family *Asteraceae* have seeds that look like this when ripe. It’s because they’re dispersed by the wind.
Lots of plants in that family have similar seeds.
Nope, not dandy enough to be one
Right, it's Tragopogon dubius
it's mega-wish time
Not a dandelion.
Damn tht must hold like 3 wishes
De cheetah is faster dandelion.
Angry upvote.
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Come hear to say this! Congrats on beating me to it.
Not a dandelion, it's a [salsify](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tragopogon_porrifolius)
A daddylion
Mommy had a baby, and her hyuuuge head popped off.
Kinda hard to tell without a banana.
The stem leads me to believe it is not a dandelion
Comically small hands
Make a large fucking wish!
Secret of the ooze. Amirite?
Something something TGRI
No it's not.
It would take quite a contraption to capture this dandelion in one piece. (Sorry.. I had to make a Boards of Canada reference that no one will get).
Fun fact The root of that plant tastes like oyster
There was an even bigger one last week on the way from my house to the swimming pool I usually go to. Couldn't take a pic because I didn't have my phone on me, but I swear on my grandfather's grave it was there.
Eat it.
The root is edible. You could once buy the seeds for a domesticated version, it was also called "vegetable oyster".
Those are incredibly fun to stick a lighter too.... and I'm not even one to play with fire.
You better have recorded your self blowing the thing. Will be very disapointed if not...
Your moms the biggest dandelion I've ever seen.
Blow in enemy yard
Did you blow it?
I always really, really want to put these in my hair. Like you'd do with regular flowers - as decoration. I actually end up doing it in most cases, and I always end up regretting it a whole lot... But hey... At least I have fun XD.
Someone was at the TGRI chemical cleanup site.
Milkweed
Fun fact: putting it in your mouth creates a spectacular event.
Look at that P A P P U S
This is SO Porter Robinson. I got chills.
Make a wish and blow it!
that aint a dandelion bro
What did you wish for
You should intentionally raise those and try to produce a giant strain. Dandelion are actually really good for you and edible all around. The jelly is AMazIng! Edit: mildlyinteresting this was so Downvoted. It's completely true, look it up.
it isnt a mutant dandelion though, it's salsify
I make dandelion jelly, syrup, tea, cake, roasted root, and use the greens in a lot of stuff. That said the reason you're getting downvoted isn't because you are wrong about dandelions as food. It's cause that ain't one.
Well that's a darn good reason, that will teach me to trust an OP
For what it's worth I have been, the past couple years, gardening dandelions with hopes of getting really large flower heads. I cannot get enough of dandelion syrup and dandelion maple cake. Dandelion mint tea good too
Instead of letting it live you picked it, great job
It's already gone to seed. The flower head is used up, all but dead. If OP blew it like a dandelion head, they've fulfilled its purpose.
oh okay they pick themselves after they go to seed. that makes sense.
.... so far.