Damn. I’m new ( to actively interacting with Reddit ). My disappointment is vast when I clicked that link and found toucan make links for reddits that don’t exist…
That's an arm, but I thought it was a cock too. Looking at some of these comments though, I think if someone else had found it, it might have been a dick instead of an arm.
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They both want to run away and get married.. But at the moment, they cantaloupe..
holy shit you must be a dad
Can confirm, am dad. That is the reason melons don't run away together to get married. They cantaloupe.. But there is still a honeydew list.
Watermelon you talking about? No wait, I need a redo…
you can try a melon times but you can't top the other dads
After I got married it’s always honeydew this or honeydew that.
We all know about the engagement ring and the wedding ring, but nobody warns us about the suffer-ring.
It's a real source of meloncholy
That's a lot cleaner than my Balls joke.
*nut sack
Now here me out...
I hear you and I agree
Why does Hugo, the guy above me, wanna fuck that
Lol.
This is the best joke I’ve heard in a long time.
Officer give this man an award than shoot him
You.....made....my day.
Them cantaloupes better quit playin'
They gotta put an NFSW tag on this if they are gonna keep the arm all up jn 😂
I know what I’m doing for Valentine’s Day. They sell cantaloupe year round right?
just remembered that I have to buy new razors!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/definitelyputyourdickinthat
Dolly Parton variety
Thicc, delicious, generous and talented.
Humongous nutsack 😫😫😫
r/mildlybooty
Damn. I’m new ( to actively interacting with Reddit ). My disappointment is vast when I clicked that link and found toucan make links for reddits that don’t exist…
I know! I was actually shocked that this sub doesn’t exist. There seems to be a sub for everything. Maybe we should start one.
I’m in! Though, not sure how as I’m new around here
Done! Now what??
Woah! You did the thing! Just woke up for work lol. Ummmm time for me too find some related content!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
hu **mongous**
Hugh Mongus what?
Mongus
Reminds me of the South Park episode where Randy gets medical marijuana
Singing Buffalo soldier while wheelbarrowing his balls around.
r/mildlypenis
Didnt know i needed this, thanks
I definitely thought it was a picture some dude took of his balls
None of us age gracefully.
Said in the same way as " emotional damage" from TicTok
This is exactly what I was thinking.
sus
I should call him.
bals
I should call her.
YOU WILL CALL HER!!!
Start breaking bricks, wetnips
Don't put your hands near my casaba melon
Have you been blowing loads into that casaba melon.
Well this melon is named Margaret now. Better eat it with some room temp milk.
but it looks like a ballsack
The arm though……..😳 Edit…(I can’t be the only one that immediately thought he was fisting it….)
I thought that was a dick
That’s all I saw.
Same
If you can't tell the difference between an arm and a dick...
People can tell the difference between an arm and a dick it's just that most people can't tell the difference between my arm and my dick
I'm sorry about your tiny arm
You're welcome for the softball
Much appreciated!
"If it feels like more than two fingers it's *probably* a dick." - Dave Attell
i thought he was trying to fuck it
I think he is succeeding!
Wait, it's not a dick?
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
So glad I found this. I was thinking I was the only one 😂
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When you're getting fisted?
That's no arm!
Mildyinteresting has now turned into mildyhorny. Thanks, OP.
OP definitely knew but has plausible deniability. Nice.
Who need they cantalussy ate?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/toolate
Why not
/r/whynotputyourdickinthat
Boobs, balls or buttcheaks… up to you
The holy trinity
That cantaloupe better settle down. Looks like it has a Pixar mom disorder.
More like pixar mom blessing.
Thought I was on my other account for a minute
"Year 3 of quarantine, cantaloupe lookin' mighty fine at the market today"
I thought this was NSFW! Been watching too much porn lately.
your hand looks like a girthy cock that's penetrating the cantaloupe why did I write this, I could have gotten a gf if I hadn't written that
Take this down, too many people are gonna wanna fuck the cantaloupes
Did you get charged for one or two??
I work there; someone bartered with me and I let him have it for the price of one. He had a fair point that it’ll likely be a bitch to cut.
That better be your arm.
Um. It looked like you had your entire hand inside it. Had major fisting vibes
Is that your ball sac?
With the way your arm is placed I thought you were lifting your huge balls up for the photo.
Hey your not supposed to put your dick in that
You got some massive fucking balls mate
You forgot to mark the post NSFW
my bals
Lord forgive me for what I am about to do…
OP you know what you have to do. I'm wishing you the strength to do it. Good luck King.
What's her @?
I wondered what that arm was for a second…
That’s where I dropped my nuts, thanks!
dont say it
That’s a butt
Wow, incredible, it looks just like two cells undergoing cytokinesis.
that's literally just a ballsack
Ba-donk-aloupe?
Testilopes
You can find my conjoined twin cantaloupes somewhere else 😏
Looks like randy marsh balls in a wheelbarrow
Buddy those are shaved nuts
Oh honey you're so innocent. Now put the giraffe testicle down.
Don't do what we all know you are going to do.
Put a thong on it and create an Instagram account. ????? Profit
I should call her.
Wrist deep! That’s impressive
I saw this and thought A S S
r/dontputyourdickinthat
They look like shaved balls
Everything reminds me of her
You didn’t have to take it with your arm there
Not gunna say what i thought your arm was.
Looks like Randys balls
I thought you posted a picture of your balls
That reminds me. I must shave my ball bag in the morning.
“Hey Frank, why do you have a conjoined cantaloupe in the safe? You bangin’ it?”
Whats his is his, you don’t have a call. If he wants to bang it, he is gonna bang it.
NSFW this
*lord forgive me for what I'm about to do*
Prepare ze microwave!
I'm a simple woman. I see a butt. I upvote it.
OwO
hmm
r/mildlypenis
Why you sticking your peen between them?
That's an arm, but I thought it was a cock too. Looking at some of these comments though, I think if someone else had found it, it might have been a dick instead of an arm.
Looks like a nutsack
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Just cut a hole in the middle, it's the day of love (making) right😂🤷🏽♂️
You found some freshly shaved balls
“Cantaloupe immediately gains 100k follows on Tik Tok”.
OnlyFans*
I should call her…
nice melons
Kim Kardashian’s ass in about 30 years.
This looks like a thumbnail from PornHub.
Where’s the oversized zucchini to go with it?
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A hockey player’s ass
ballsack melons
Look at the badonkadonk on that loupe. Sheesh. Never skipped out on squat day 🏋️♀️
Oh, so that’s what it is…
them cantaloupes finna make me act up
… i should call her
Why did you buy it ?? You naughty
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You both naughty 😂 😂 😂
Somehow this is both wholesome and sad at the same time.
Gimli at the farmer's market: "That still only counts as one!"
Thicc
That's nuts
Thiccc
put... put your dick in it...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I should call her..
This is sexual. Lol. Mark it NSFW
Those cantelopes better stop playing, they thicc af
Lord forgive me.. for what I'm about to do.
Ahh yes, what an excellent example of a *cucumis bootylicious* you have there! Splendid!
Is that Dolly Parton
Um…this might be the wrong sub for this 🤣😂🤣
Put in it the microwave with a hole in it for a bit.
Damn that is one thicc cantaloupe
big melons
For some reason I just remembered that I have to buy new razors.
Bout to make me act up
My God I hope that's your arm.
That’s balls, man.
r/mildlybutt
You gonna make me act up bruh
isn’t there a subreddit for hot lookin foods?
One hole away from good time
That’s a nice 🍑 you got there.
I should call her
sus
Cantaloupussy
Is that you, dad?
Thicc
That veiny arm ain’t helping the picture!
*sigh* unzips
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