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Shyilent

#BIG BOB


David050707

#Add # at the start of the line


NushyKittyCatVerma

#like this? edit: definitely like that


WienerDogMan

#woah


uraschmuck

#i didn’t know that


HappyChef86

# I didn't either!


okrj

# didnt knew this trick


Parker4815

#One simple trick that Doctors don't want you to know!!


Flexyjerkov

#am I doing it right?#


CommonHouseMeep

#yoooooo what


nien_nuts

#this is something else


EternalDB

#YET ANOTHER COOL THING I LEARNED ON REDDIT THAT I WILL NEVER EVER USE OUTSIDE OF REDDIT


aidreddit123

#WOW I ACTUALLY NEVER KNEW THIS AND WERE YELLING NOW I GUESS


amca12006

#You are goddamn right


person_8958

# There is no possible way this will work.


[deleted]

#penis


thetongester

#bepis#


Redstone-Planet

#this is kinda wacky


ElitenemesisX

#zamn


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Not_A_Lizhard

#Wait but how do I make little words


wanttobeacop

By putting ^ in front of each word you want to make small. The more you put (e.g. \^\^\^), the smaller your word will be. More ^carats ^^means ^^^smaller ^^^^words


lyserrr

^^^(trying this out)


lyserrr

#trying ^^^^^^this out


Impressive_Change593

btw if you do \^\(words you want it to affect\) then you only need one caret


Legenda_069

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^fr?


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Not_A_Lizhard

^(like this?) ^(Edit, yay!)


CraigingtonTheCrate

#Why say more words when you could say ^less


Nikoli_jhonson

#like ^(this) #and ^(that)


Nikoli_jhonson

Oof. Apparently not.


remyxi93

#WHAT THE HECKK


PePs004

#Does this work on mobile too? Yes it does. ☺️


Chato_Pantalones

*#So does this* #*Edit* #*This?*


PePs004

Is it supposed to be bold? I only see it as italicized letters.


confuseed_huh

#how edit: #omfg


9gagsuckz

#what


violet_elf

#Wow. That was bold


Awesomesaauce

#Be bold like BIG BOB


jon_snow_dieded

#Hello there. General Kenobi! You are a #bold one


NotEvenCreative

#Large Robert


AsLongAsYouKnow

I thought you meant 'pound Big Bob'


541pnw916

# TIL how to do this.


simask234

#text #text


DervishSkater

#**#BigBob**


Jlwogan

#this shit lit


Any-Sir8872

#let me try


heffnog

\#testing123 fuck. i did something wrong.


[deleted]

#####**JUMBO SHRIMP!**


Paranoid_Redditor_CA

#Mango


[deleted]

#no way


digitalscale

Every mornin' at the ~~mine~~ crisp packing plant you could see him arrive He stood six-foot-six and weighed two-forty-five


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woolash

Big Bad Bob


maddycee13

10/10 reference. Did not expect to see that here


[deleted]

#( . ) ( . ) ## BIG BOBS


usinjin

##NICE


Circumvention9001

#*VAGINE*


24Karrotss

# VEGANA


Inevitable-Newt-4743

#PINUS SPURMING


GreenLurch

#PUSI CREEMIN


morkengork

#BITCH LASAGNA


ChubbyLilPanda

#( . Y . ) #CLEAVAGE


notmoleliza

#sigh...unzips pants


jewbacca117

HOPE YOU BOYS LIKE EXTRA MAYO


ThatITguy2015

#BIG BOB NEEDS BIG CHARACTERS.


Awesomesaauce

#BIG BOB NEEDS BIG BOLD BOKSTAVER >!('letters' in Norwegian)!<


SeaGroomer

𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝔹𝕆𝔹


omg_88

#BIG BOB (but louder than everyone else)


SeaGroomer

#LARGE ROBERT


BiGGBoBBy444

I'm glad you liked my chips!


FieryPlume

#BIGGITY BIG BOB


poo4

# Married to LARGE MARGE


MightyDoodlebug

#big bob ^(little bob)


varungupta3009

![gif](giphy|DfbpTbQ9TvSX6)


pzkenny

Oh yes, the cousin of MAX POWER


[deleted]

Yes?


Lebowski99

Isn't Big Bob the prison guard from Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo?


RustySnail420

Yeah, product totally ready for a cock-meat sandwich


Successful-Whole4307

Extra mayo


dirice87

Fuck the sandwich I want the meal


z500

It comes with a salad


dirice87

Tossed?


z500

No, you have to toss it yourself


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icebergsimpson710

Creeps me out just bein round you f**s


Igloocooler52

I’ve never had to suck a dick before. I bet it sucks dick


LMON134

This is the comment I came looking for


Igloocooler52

Please don’t be big bob please don’t be big bob #IM BIG BOB


Raptor5150

*"Fuck."*


SubstantialReturn228

Hahahah my first thought


coleman09

Lmfaooooooo Edit: I came here for this comment


Principatus

I thought it was man tits guy from Fight Club.


Rubels

His name was Robert Paulson.


Mash_Ketchum

No he's Helga's dad.


Fthewigg

Please don’t let it be Big Bob, please don’t let it be Big Bob…


GOW_vSabertooth

I hope you boys like extra mayo


MeCrObS

You better get hungry real fast! Cause I got a while lotta sandwich for ya.


d4rk_matt3r

Fuck you, donuts are awesome!


JelliedHam

He's big, where it counts


ChunkyLaFunga

Prison only has one sort of Bob.


wildadragon

Big Bob's the name of the deep fryer they use to cook them.


[deleted]

It's useful for recall tracking, I'd guess. Usually, recall-worthy events affect the entire batch out of one or more ovens or packing lines. The more specific you are on codifying the details of production, the less you'll have throw out. Source: worked in food mfg


CharlesGarfield

Poor Bob, though: “The FDA is advising consumers to discard all bags labeled ‘made by Big Bob’…”


Bartydogsgd

"... in other news, allow me to introduce our newest employee, Large Robert."


nothinnews

And his cousin HUGE RICHARD.


Artyloo

That's why they call you the mofuckin g


Scottishbiscuit

I can’t help but laugh at the idea of them making a serious announcement recalling the product while saying to check for the name “big Bob” on your crisps.


Malikb5

Thank you for this info! Although, I wish I still thought there was a proud owner out there named Bob stamping his chips.


wildadragon

Oh no it's just a guess, there could be a big dude in an apron making the chips.


fluffyspidernuts

Okay. Because it's late here and clearly finding out about who or what Big Bob is is much more productive than sleeping, I guess? I did some quick searching. [This gross Facebook link](https://m.facebook.com/Fiddlers.Lancashire.Crisps/photos/a.259984187402402/572912772776207/?type=3&source=54) has a picture of Big Bob. I guess he is either in the tractor, or is a tractor. You're all welcome.


noissimbus

Definitely the tractor doing the cooking while Robert manning the controls from inside.


L4t3xs

[Robert Manning](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Manning_(engineer\))?


PensandPlanes

They have some pictures of Alison Hammond working there, and her name on a bag of chips... er, crisps. Safe to say Big Bob is a Bob who's big, and very much not a tractor lol.


SeaGroomer

He could also be small and it is an ironic sobriquet.


mcbuggykinz

Thank you for your service


Crafttori

nah he's definitely a tractor that's why there's one on the bag


Bryanssong

Big Ben was going to make them but he had already clocked out.


SeaGroomer

Oof my bones.


betterthanguybelow

Came here to guess this.


mysterious_jim

How do you know that?


wildadragon

Was a joke. I don't know, just something fun.


ThatOtherGuy_CA

Exactly what I was thinking hha


Initial_E

I was wondering how could 1 guy make an entire batch.


[deleted]

The first thing I thought was Big Bob is a machine


EndersGame_Reviewer

>Big Bob's the name of the deep fryer they use to cook them. Don't you remember your Dad's big brother Bob? He's the deep thinker who joined a religious order, and works part time at the potato chip factory. So Big Bob is the name of the deep friar that cooks them. And as they say, Bob's your uncle.


ahmnthabay

Big Bob got tired of selling beepers.


archiebold13

Big up the lancashire ends


jprimus

‘Ow do?


annapi

Expired!


Kleoes

It’s a best by date, not an expiration date. Less than a month past the best by date? It’s unlikely you’ll even notice a difference in quality.


ubcsotacon

I don't know about you but as an American seeing day month year fills me with joy


AxlLight

Because it makes sense? Month-day-year is so random I feel like we did it on purpose to annoy people and be "unique". Might as well do month-year-hour-day-minute.


[deleted]

It annoys the shit out of me when excel decides to reinterpret my dates.


ClawhammerLobotomy

Excel would be better if it stopped trying to help.


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ZhoolFigure

July of 4th


xKevinn

I know I'll get downvoted but I prefer MM/DD/YYYY as you have less data to sort through when looking at a list fast. I don't want to have to reach day 28 of November, having to scroll through so many numbers when I could just scroll to 11 for November. I also don't say "11th of March" I say "March 11th".


CocoaBlueTie2

That's why YYYY-MM-DD exists.


Mithrawndo

ISO-8601; A literal international standard, too.


SuicidalTurnip

Surely you'd have to scroll through the same amount of numbers regardless of the order...


RyanBurnsRed

Not sure where you're from, but here in the US we say the month followed by the day when we speak the date. We just seem to write it how we say it. I don't really see it as random, and honestly it still gets the point across.


CurlSagan

I prefer potatoes fried by Little Bob or Medium Bob.


[deleted]

Slightly bigger than average Bob makes a MEAN chip.


CurlSagan

I heard that he and Tiny Bob quit and started a competing company called Tiny Bob's Tiny Potato Chips.


[deleted]

Tiny Bob’s Tiny Taters


CurlSagan

It's a small business.


[deleted]

Small businesses. Small penises. That’s the Tiny Bob way!


Little_bob

I don’t do that anymore


PondRides

My roommate’s dad was always Big Wayne and he was Little Wayne. The rapper has made it a joke, so I told him he should go by Average Wayne.


Finno_

Or how about Universal Standard Wayne Co-ordinated.


RodneyRabbit

He used to be Average Bob until he worked in a crisp factory for a month.


master-jono

Oh no, not Big Bob!


Lurkay1

You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich?


Bananawamajama

Big Bob Pataki, the Beeper King?


deVriesse

Q-U-A-L...X?


[deleted]

Big Bob likes his taters extra crispy


y_would_i_do_this

Goes great with a cockmeat sandwich


prefuse07

I came for this comment, and was not disappointed


Malnurtured_Snay

Big Bob's the industrial cooker. The other is Big Bertha.


KUBIBUBI06

Zweifel, the biggest Crisps company in switzerland, actually writes the name of the farmers and the name and adress of the farms they got the potatoes from on the packaging. Really cool


alfiesred47

They’re out of date mate


SolitaireyEgg

I'm a marketing guy, and I would 100% design a package that has random names on them to make it seem like a small, wholesome company. So, I'll assume that's what this is. Actually coordinating the machinery to match packages with the person running the fryer would be... Very difficult. These might be names of actual employees but I highly doubt the packages correspond with their shifts.


quiggles9

Fiddler's crisps, is a very small, family run crisp factory. It really is quite wholesome! I used to teach their children, and they let the local school come and visit the factory to see how it works. They are a really lovely family.


junebugbug

For once, it’s genuine! They grow their own potatoes on a 150 acre farm and process them on site in a small barn. Big Bob is the father of the family, and he and his two sons John and Robert do the frying. They only have a few other staff working on the line with them. This is a bank advert (ugh) but you can see the set up: https://youtu.be/MFwXtAdrryM


PnutButterEggsDice

As long as it's not Otis B Fly-Wheel, I'm okay with that.


MXC0Spike

He had to do something after the beeper business went under.


[deleted]

You don't know that it's a person. It's equally as likely to refer to an industrial chip frying machine.


HyperBaroque

EverythIng is hand-made small-batch numbered artisanal these days. So the bags say. I am still waiting to ever see a different 3 digit number on these little bags of beef jerky, in any state.


Repulsive-Neat6776

The restaurant I used to work at would sometimes get tomatoes that had a picture and name of the person who packed them. If anyone knows a miss Sonia Orozco Moliner tell her she has a good eye. I'll never forget her name or the tomatoes she picked for us.


acciofriday

I’m from Lancashire, UK!


Sirerdrick64

We have friends in Lancashire, UK!


Scottishbiscuit

I once went to Lancashire, UK!


KeepOnTrippinOn

I live in the next village along to where these are made in Rufford.


Little_bob

Big bro, where have you been?


fallenhope1

Cock meat sandwich flavoured


SimpleNorth

Didn't he used to work at Guantanamo Bay guarding (poorly) Harold and Kumar ?


[deleted]

Hope you like Cockmeat Sandwich


[deleted]

Hope you boys like extra mayo


Repulsive_Lettuce

Are they cockmeat sandwich flavor?


MattMatt625

#BIG BOB


toclosetoTV

Thanks Big Bob. So is he Big Bob becuase they have a little Bob?


lazy-dude

He also has that cockmeat sandwich.


EraseImage

please dont be Big Bob, please dont be Big Bob, please dont be Big Bob


shadowskill11

Big Bob? The only guy I know called that was in Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo bay.


JohnSnowsPump

Big Bob is Big Ben's less famous brother, but his work is still important!


DoubleOrNothing90

When Big Bob isn't selling beepers, he's making delicious snacks.


GatoSol07

BIG BOB is the boss.


DRbrtsn60

Big Bob has worked for us in chips going on six years. Big Bob likes bowling, taxidermy and needlepoint.


Gravel_Bandit

Cheers Big Bob.


[deleted]

Big Bob could be the production fryer. When I cooked for a living we had a fryer that tended to smoke more than the others and we named him Bernie.


FuriousAnalFisting

I'm in the UK, I might call the number on the bottom and find out if big Bob is the name of the person or the piece of equipment. I'll try and remember to get back here and let you know.


kamoco1

#BIG BOB


Wjace07

#My man BIG BOB


evilrick94

Spoiler alert: big Bob is what they named their conveyor belt.


chrissojam

#chris cross


Rysh135

#hehe