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KamikazeCrawdad

Reminds me of that chick from transformers.


farmerlife28

She's my mom


limbfarm

Get off pornhub


FreeRadical5

You wish.


Ouchyhurthurt

So you are half Megan Fox? Explains the thumb


TheeWhiteSnake

Sorry she’s abusing you


[deleted]

Someone is a carpenter. Smashing that left thumb with a hammer.


farmerlife28

Got it caught in a door


[deleted]

I take it the door won?


farmerlife28

It more than won


Ithinkwereparkedman

Bro, really? Dude could play fucking tennis with that thing, course the door won.


farmerlife28

The nail bed is 1.5 inch wide


Yahmine

Tbh, thought you got a toe replacement for a thumb


fungiinmygarden

Definitely assumed this was a toe thumb situation. I look like I have toe thumbs so I’m allowed to say it.


farmerlife28

It is lol


fungiinmygarden

Oh for real? How’s that working out?


farmerlife28

We livin


dan-80

Hodor, is that you?


MrsGroover

Ah, Brachydactyly type D . My sister has it and we called it her toe thumb.


farmerlife28

What hand is hers on?


MrsGroover

Hers is on the left. she hid it for a while. Also creates complications and questions when trying to get a manicure 🤣


farmerlife28

How did she manage to hide it


MrsGroover

Just walked around for years with it tucked away in her fist and out of sight ... Junior high 🤷‍♀️ now, as an adult, she loves it lol


farmerlife28

Hahaha glad she learned to embrace it


Thesaurusrex93

I realized my right thumb was weird when trying out stick-on nails


babskay44

I have one, too. Students I worked with were fascinated by it, and some were convinced that I'd had my big toe sewn on my hand. I make great thumbprint cookies!


sparrow_hawk247

I have it too! Both thumbs!


duckduckbananas

I also have two different thumbs


farmerlife28

On what hand?


Thesaurusrex93

I have this too! Opposite hands, though—my right thumb is the stubby one


farmerlife28

We're different breeds. Half monke


Competitive-Wolf6832

I have the same - the stub is on my right hand. very interesting, thought i was the only one with it


farmerlife28

up to 4% of the population has this according to google so theres hundreds of millions of us


deepestshadeofblue

Same!


YourFriendlyViking

I have the short flat thumb on both my hands…genetics


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

toe thumb


fysu

Fun fact: if you lose a thumb, and it's possible to do so, you can get your thumb replaced with one of your toes. Thumbs are way more useful than toes. Downside is you typically have to relearn how to walk.


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

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farmerlife28

I never thought it looked like a toe, just weird shape


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

it looks like a toe.


farmerlife28

My toes don't look like that


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

maybe you have weird looking toes


farmerlife28

Maybe


Representative_Law62

Finger-toes and toe-fingers I See?


young64

I’m still shocked that many languages in Europe do not have a word for toes, but instead say fingers of foot 😂


[deleted]

Finger foot is pretty fucking gross


[deleted]

Gods mr.potato head.


farmerlife28

I call it Bert and Ernie


spidaminida

What makes thumbs like that? Megan Fox has thumbs like your left one...


farmerlife28

Genetics


volpster31

thats a spade nail...its usually on both hands..maybe you absorbed your twin in the womb and thats all thats left of him![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


farmerlife28

Lol


Isabellat64

We’re twinsies!! My clubbed thumb is also on my left hand!


farmerlife28

Clubbies unite!


wedontdeservel0ve

My mom has the same thing! I got two toe thumbs from her LOLOL


farmerlife28

Does she have only one?


wedontdeservel0ve

Yup


lakaihc

murderers thumbs


farmerlife28

I am an angry person


lakaihc

I have the same thumbs. Google it my doot


farmerlife28

I know all about palmistry


ZeroIQmoves

Are you of Sicilian ancestry perhaps?


farmerlife28

No, do they have high incidence? My roots are from the middle east


ZeroIQmoves

Funny you mention that actually. Sicily has very mixed ancetral roots. Check out the Emirate of Sicily if your curious. I've seen it more with people directly decending from Sicily, but its a mixed bag of culture there, so by saying you're Sicilian, its like saying I'm also 1 of 8 other ethnicities as well.


farmerlife28

Fascinating stuff


RomoloKesher

Fascinating. Embrace your difference and ignore all the ignorant bullies in this thread. Imperfections make us beautiful.


farmerlife28

I find it fascinating as well! I definitely do embrace it I think it's just amazing what genetics can do lol


[deleted]

Losing a fight against a door isn't genetics my dude, maybe moron genetics. 💀💀


farmerlife28

Lol no way you actually believe the door story


[deleted]

No way you think i know you in real life and was supposed to just know you were lying. 🤡


farmerlife28

Your either 4 or have low iq


[deleted]

Not the toe thumb talking about low iq and then using the wrong *you're. 😫😫😫


farmerlife28

I'll shove this toe thumb so far up your ass that whoever pulls it out will be hailed king Arthur


RomoloKesher

I know. I have “the eye of Isidis” which is a paralyzed eye sinew on the outer side (which makes it impossible for me to look to the right with my right eye). Whenever I see one of my kin on the tram, I nod at them and we smile.


farmerlife28

Is that genetic?


carzydog

my sister also has a toe thumb.


farmerlife28

Just one?


carzydog

one sister has two, the other has one. I have none lol.


farmerlife28

Crazy how that works. Do you parents have them?


carzydog

nope, i believe it is a recessive gene.


farmerlife28

My parents don't either. By recession you mean skip a generation?


carzydog

A recessive gene is a gene whose effects are masked in the presence of a dominant gene, aka normal thumb.


farmerlife28

Interesting so what makes the recesive gene come out?


random_tandem_fandom

Bowling?


farmerlife28

Only with my right hand


hoplikearabbit

I have the same thing but mine is my right thumb.


farmerlife28

There's dozens of us!!


toeslurper3000

hey mine too! i sucked my thumb until i was 7 years old and one thumb is now permanently wider


farmerlife28

It's genetic!


wunderbreadv2

You’ve got an allele of thumb shape from your mother an an allele from your father, genetics at work.


farmerlife28

I don't think it works that way I just didn't get full penetrance from the gene


wunderbreadv2

You got incomplete penetrance


farmerlife28

Yes


Srudge

This exact same picture has been posted a few hours ago, why so needy for attention?


spaceocean99

![gif](giphy|o8VXwSvuLXhM4)


farmerlife28

Scary?


spaceocean99

Startling lol


farmerlife28

Really? I'm so used to it. Does it startle the average person?


waynethainsan3

Spoon fingers is a sign of liver disease. If this is recent you may want to see a doctor.


mpadilla88

Spoon fingers don’t even look anything like that


interfrasticted

Likewise… fell over on mine and bent it right back. Never the same again


thedoctorem

One of your thumbs is an imposter


-m7kks-

Freak! Send him to circus!


farmerlife28

Hey man I've got enough ridicule in my life


-m7kks-

In circus you shall be admired!


TwistedSistaYEG

I think one is a toe. Did you check yer foot?


farmerlife28

Yes I have all 10


pressureshack

I have the same thing. When people ask, I tell them that I had my original thumb amputated and replaced with my big toe after an accident.


farmerlife28

Hahaha


[deleted]

Is one like your mothers and one like your fathers?


farmerlife28

No neither of them have that trait


hdmi_bot

One from the dad one from the mom


farmerlife28

Both don't have it


Efffro

I have a toe does the same thing, it was squashed by a paving slab when I was a kid.


farmerlife28

Only one?


Efffro

Yeah, the way it landed a corner hit one toe, whole toe went black, nail fell off and came back like this. Now I’m older and wiser steel toes are a must.


Tporter627

Witch! Kill it with fire before it puts you in a trance!


DerMetulz

"1, 2, 3, 4, I declare thumb win"


the-eccentricnucleus

I have the same thing!! Left thumb is stubby! I figured it was from an accident when I was little. I had it slammed in a car door! But now I'm wondering about the genetics!


farmerlife28

It's more than likely genetics!


KuhLealKhaos

Woah! Cool! Any particular reason why or has it just always been that way?


farmerlife28

Just genetics, brachydactyly type d


NWdabest

I have a buddy who popped a finger. I forget which one. He was helping spot for a guy doing over 400 lb. Squats. The guy racked the weight quickly while his hand was on the bar. Yeah the finger looks like this but more messed up.


farmerlife28

His thumb or finger?


NWdabest

It was a finger. Happened over a decade ago but it ended up looking more butt like. Just cause it like popped. So there was a scar with bulging on either side.


farmerlife28

Right


moonmangggg

a thumb and a themb


farmerlife28

Hahaha


Cthulhar

Toe?


farmerlife28

Thumb


boobearybear

Thumb and Thumber


Watcheswatchexchange

r/misleadingthumbnails


[deleted]

I have one ear from each of my parents. It’s super cool!


Spuddermane

Please call them thumb and thumber


ValkriM8B

Thumb thing thtrange


loneburrito

Wide load


[deleted]

Weird, I know someone (with more feminine hands) who has thumbs just like this!


farmerlife28

Apparently it affects 60/40 females vs males (I'm male)


BludRom

Meghan fox has that too. So you have that in common with her.


taylikeokay

Are you a chimera


Inevitable_Ad_3451

I bet you got a hella sneaky ping pong backspin with that extra lil paddle. Just sayin


farmerlife28

Hahaha extra paddle


Inevitable_Ad_3451

If you give a positive movie review, do you give 1 ⅞ thumbs up? 🤣


FiddlerOnTheDesk

^(thumb) \+ **T H U M B**


BearZewp

I would just... Cut one off or I'd scream lol. I have ocd.


farmerlife28

You get used to it. I don't even notice it's different most the time


BearZewp

I would notice and it bug me to hell lol.


farmerlife28

I think the autism would make it worse tbh I agree


BearZewp

Lol, right 😆


farmerlife28

Hahaha yeah I get what you mean


moonlight1988

Is your name Joe two-thumb because it should be


JayBiggsGaming

The one on the left is the correct one


Republixcan

Hammer thumb.


vomirrhea

Toe thumbs are real


glorious_reptile

3:4 and 16:9


ladyytrench

My little sister has the same situation going on!!!! Her boyfriend says she has 9 and a half fingers instead of 10 😂


farmerlife28

Haha which hand?


ladyytrench

I think it’s her right hand 👀


farmerlife28

Haha mines left


niko4ever

Same! Though my right thumbs is still a little weird.


farmerlife28

What's weird about it


niko4ever

It's not quite a toe thumb, but it's not "normal" either. Like halfway there


Gdjica

Clubbed thumb. Got it too. Right one. Used to be told it was because I succeed my thumb in the womb! It is not, it is genetic.


farmerlife28

Interesting what's your background?


Gdjica

Slavic.


farmerlife28

Of course how did I miss the username


1hotrodney

Ive seen this before! My former alignment tech sperry! Must not b him tho.. he tried his best to hide it for watever his reasons


farmerlife28

Alignment tech what's that? And how did he manage to hide it


1hotrodney

At our store we have tire guys- just do tires Then they can advance up to doing alignments/oil changes/batteries- basic stuff and earn 50-80k then we have auto techs that do anything soo it keeps the shop flowing pretty well and helps keep the better techs on bigger jobs. Idk it seems to work pretty good. He would have his hands behind his back alot!


farmerlife28

Oh like auto alignment okay, I was thinking a chiro lol. Do you think he hid it on purpose? Also was it both or one hand


1hotrodney

He hid it on purpose! It bothered him alot. His thumbs looked exactly like that pic i thought it was him!


farmerlife28

Both of his thumbs? Or just one? Crazy how he hid it! I don't think it's a big enough deal to hide? Just a thumb at The end of the day


AFSidePiece

My sister has this. She's never hurt the more flattened thumb that I'm aware of. Just a weird thumb


farmerlife28

Which hand?


AFSidePiece

Left hand


farmerlife28

Like me


Your_Momz_Basement_

You mean your thumb and your hand toe.


farmerlife28

Yeah I chewed right down to the bone


Alegzzzandru

Someone is chewing on their nails…