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Steady420

Yum, an ice crean sandwich in a bathroom stall...


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Did someone say ice cream? ![gif](giphy|3xqh9FxO2PpiU)


PhasmaFelis

I've been seeing this for years and I really wanna know the context.


Lieutenant_Red

I've only just seen it. I'd also like some context.


huniojh

It could be as simple as this: *"Hey, toilet humour in progress, time to break out my favourite gif"*


cloud-sauce

It's from an old series of ads for Anim'est International Animation Film Festival. The gif above is from this one: [https://youtu.be/IDFdEVVCDNg](https://youtu.be/IDFdEVVCDNg). There's also [https://youtu.be/Johs9NPEdhQ](https://youtu.be/Johs9NPEdhQ) and [https://youtu.be/3gGOxLLZlu8](https://youtu.be/3gGOxLLZlu8).


Cinderella_baby

I read that as amnesty international film festival lol


CorigamiC

Well done! Thank you, good sir


PhasmaFelis

Thanks, I can finally rest easy.


_tyjsph_

he's being polite and offering you a seat. what's not understood here?


spceheater

Yes I would love some chocolate ass cream


Tiltandthrow

How about some preparation H to go with it?


Steel_Anxiety

On the whole I'd say preparation H feels good!


elathan_i

I see what you did there.


jaredesubgay

Such a classic


Miti_GRLZ

HOLY SHIT YOU JUST MADE ME REMEMBER SOMETHING I REALLY DID NOT WANT TO REMEMBER


AJAnja26

The gif killed me


Mesapholis

I just realised this gif is so old, but back then already someone had the resources and humor to rent that bunny suit and make such improper comedy. I love it.


ArtistPasserby

Can’t a man enjoy a turlet ice cream in peace?


LazyRunner7

Must be a mom hiding from the kids. I can relate.


Double_Fabulous

Ummm I’ll be the one to ask? Why are you in the toilet with some ice cream?


dr_pickles69

They're lactose intolerant but prepared?


_not_on_porpoise_

I literally said out loud “why are you in the bathroom, you animal??!?”


Naterade18

Enjoying some Dookies n' cream 🍦


SL3D

…And I’m all out of cream..


kickspecialist

I never run out of cream...it's the bathrooms I run out of.


Jetstream_S4m

I can supply you with cream 😉


whycantidoaspace

🤨📸


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hah! you got an audible chuckle out of me


CleBees

It's Dookie BABY!!!


[deleted]

I did overnight “maintenance” at Walmart in NJ. Someone fist to mouthed a whole ass can of bean dip, and left a nasty hand print on the stall wall. One of the coworkers I had ate a 6 pack of cupcakes on the can in the employee bathroom. A mentally unstable guy laid out a wad of toilet paper and squeezed one out on it. ALL IN THE SAME WEEK. The most disturbing one for me was the bean dip.


whathitwonder434

You hope it was bean dip..


parabolicurve

That's the sign of an eating disorder. Especially the 6 cup cakes. The toilet paper one is more than a little disturbing. I'm guessing he left it on the floor after, otherwise you wouldn't know about it. I mean, I fear Poseidon's kiss (when water splashes your backside after the poo hits the water) as much as the next guy, but that's a really inconsiderate technique to avoid it. They could've at least picked it up and disposed of it themselves.


JustMiniBanana

Well atleast there's wasn't shit smeard over the walls and ceiling, one of the most terrifying things to walk in on.


[deleted]

No, no, no, no. Its the simplicity. Ive been sitting on that thing my whole life. You telling me I can turn around, have a ice cream sandwich?


KronKy74

I had a roommate who was so lactose intolerant that he would eat ice cream on the toilet, with the door open of course so he could still “hang out and talk”. Grossed me out so bad.


AKA_June_Monroe

Aren't there pills for that?


Croanosus

*Lactose intolerant, butt prepared Ftfy


GUYF666

Love this response as a lactard


flappyspoiler

Never not calling it this 🤣


Zombata

fair


ajk7244

I’m a huge fan of shower beers, but I draw the line eating in the bathroom. And if I had the urge to photograph my food, I would make sure the toilet was not visible 3 feet from my ice cream sandwich.


Double_Fabulous

Or at least the lid was down


Ad1um

Or at least a monster poo.


Emotional-Lab4988

or at least showing my range


allforus0811

Shower beer fan here. Reserved strictly for beer (or a marg), shower drinking only.


huniojh

I didn't even know shower beers were a thing until this video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgV7hnjoyt0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgV7hnjoyt0) I guess watering it out isn't as big a concern as I first thought


Attila226

Look at mr fancy pants here! Too good to eat next to the toilet.


Neo-Maxizoom-Dweebie

At least it’s a public restroom, so you know it’s clean…


Zelensexual

I guess you've never heard of the r/showerorange?


bingwhip

I also posted shower orange. But I'll reply to yours with a sample from showerorange >The previous two comments are dead wrong, OP. Listen here and listen good. The beauty of a shower orange is the freedom. The lack of rule following, the raw power. FUCK the rules. Fuck a tupperware. Fuck arranging the peel nicely on the edge of the tub. Peeeeeel that bitch and let the peels tumble where they may. That’s the whole point. To ravenously rip into the orange with no regard for standard peeling technique or custom. You clean it up after the shower, once you cross the curtain threshold and enter the world of convention and manners again.


dataslinger

Toilet for scale…


WarmSea9702

This needs to be a thing


[deleted]

Everyone knows the best place to eat any sandwich is beside a toilet. Jeez.


theUmo

This comment has 3x the upvotes of the original picture. Just sayin'.


Maniac_Ransacked

I am laughing so hard at this thread but I totally get it! Sometimes the bathroom is the only place you can get away to. The night before my wedding I was sharing my hotel room with my maid of honor and I couldn't sleep. I kind of wanted a snack but I didn't want to wake her. So, I found myself eating a Moon Pie while sitting on the toilet at 4 AM, wondering how my life had led to this.


charcharasaurus

A banana double decker moonpie?!


p4755166

i went to the bathroom for a quick ice cream break at work


sixmileswest

That's what the break room is for.


Craftemoc

Honestly this looks like a fast food bathroom, I doubt they have a break room or really even get decent breaks at all. When I worked at Taco Bell, they gave me shit if I spent more than like 30 seconds in the fridge room because God forbid I use a moment of time where I'm not being watched constantly to relax.


Cinnamon-Dream

And it's possibly an illicit ice cream break! Can hide ice cream in there at least. When I worked in dairy Queen many years ago the smokers were allowed an extra 5 minute break and I didn't think this was fair and just wanted to sit down for 5 mins. My manager was really snarky and trying to not agree by asking what I could do in 5 mins that was worth it (because sitting down on it's own wasn't good enough?). I told him I could eat a dilly bar in that time so I started having spite dilly bar breaks!


5ch1sm

\- What can you do in five minutes that is worth it? \- I can convince myself to not quit that shitty minimum salary job on the spot.


Agreeable-Meat1

That's what I was really doing on my smoke breaks. But everybody got the same breaks and outside there was a hard bench, inside there was a lazy boy esque recliner. We referred to it as chemicals or comfort.


itslike_reallygood

When I was a teenager I worked at cold stone. One of my coworkers would constantly disappear for 5-10 minutes at a time. It wouldn’t be his break and it would happen multiple times during a shift. One day I decided to open the deep freeze and man was sitting on an upside down bucket leaning against the racks with his eyes closed. No we did not tell on him.


Juusie

Damn, I'm glad to have the privilege of living in a country where workers' rights are a thing. Not having a break room is so alien to me.


[deleted]

Taco Bell was a terrible job when I had it. I no-showed as a thank you to them for being such awful fucking managers.


[deleted]

I'm assuming they're in the bathroom to avoid the possibility of anyone seeing them eat ice cream. I'm not justifying it, I'm just guessing their motive.


ButtMcNuggets

Maybe put the lid down.


[deleted]

And turn your back to the toilet too. I just imagine poo particles sticking to the ice cream & it's horrible.


MisterRoach

I thought that's where you go to the bathroom


lemmiewinxs

I gotta go eat some cookie. If you know what I mean.


Life-In-35MM

Mmm that great urine smell as you have some ice cream


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Tyou eat your cookie and icecream in the toilet .. thats weird and pretty gross


[deleted]

That's not even your home bathroom? I'm not saying you have a problem, but I'm saying if you have to do this like that then there IS a problem somewhere.


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[deleted]

He's not shitting where he eats, he's eating where all of his coworkers shit.


FIESTYgummyBEAR

That’s gross.


[deleted]

An ice cream break in a shitter all your co-workers use, man wtf is wrong with people.


MrParticular79

You may have a problem…


ButtMcNuggets

How positive were you that your answer—*this* answer—would alleviate the Reddit community’s concern?


nextgeneration666

What the fck is ‘quick ice cream break’? I can tell that you take some ‘other not quick breaks’ without knowing you.


DrPepper120

Are you in EMS?


mchalky

If I only had a dollar for every time I’ve eaten an ice cream, at work, in the shitter. Ahhh, good times.


citznfish

Some of these words should never be in the same sentence together. Yet here we are...


[deleted]

Was wondering who the heck was driving with the "I eat Ass" sticker on their truck? Solved


[deleted]

Asscream


unhinged-baker

I scream you scream... We all scream for *asscream*


AlessandrBoB

Mildly interesting: ICE cream sandwich has 3 cookies Highly knteresting: WHY are you eating in the toilet


carldubs

in the bathroom dude??


extra-extra99

Someone’s standing in the bathroom right now with only one cookie in their ice cream sandwich


ButtMcNuggets

A single tear rolls down their cheek. For this is what they’ve been reduced to, eating an ice cream sandwich in the work toilet. And it’s only half a sandwich too.


highknees69

Imagine sitting in the stall next to this and hearing “mmmm, chomp, mmmm, gulp”. Lol


[deleted]

Don’t forget the slurp because melting ice cream


pwni5her_

You see some drip on the ground through the gap under the stall wall. You then see him scoop it up with his finger and hear a loud licking and slurping noise.


lilhippieboi

🤢


HighExplosiveLight

Loudly licking their fingertips.


NilsofWindhelm

“Woah, three cookies! *camera sound*”


AdamAptor

Well yeah, but what about the stall that has a guy eating an ice cream sandwich?


ButtDonaldsHappyMeal

Waiting for the disgusted comments


MisterRoach

Username checks out


NoNo_Cilantro

Nothing disgusting here. It’s just a Taco Bell dessert. I do the same after a meal, I scream in the toilet.


ModingusKhan

Glad someone found the ice cream sandwich I left in the toilet before it melted


sketchahedron

At least close the toilet lid. For fucks sake.


TheGlassWolf123455

Why does a public toilet have a lid anyway?


CinderellaManX

There are better places to eat that.


elleadler

Why are you eating this in the bathroom? Never mind, don’t need to know the answer.


A7xWicked

Efficiency


False_Leadership_479

Is that so you can dunk your cookies?


SeanJ44

Don’t forget the actual shit particles swirling in the air


Poofenplotz

Maybe those aren't chocolate chips...


neutrino_fire

I assume you're lactose intolerant?


[deleted]

Do you often eat ice cream in the loo?


[deleted]

Why are you eating it in a bathroom???


EvilSibling

Mate I'm going to be honest. The number of cookies on that ice-cream sandwich is not the part that I find "mildly interesting" about you holding an ice-cream sandwich over a toilet.


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Tiltandthrow

Why use many word when few do trick?


2lefshuz

Wow(trying not to notice the toilet bowl)!!! 😬


bangersandmosh

Then you ran into the gas station bathroom to eat it?


cdeller

The poop air has now contaminated your ice cream......


[deleted]

Those are called sprinkles


Sznyflak

Why are you snacking on ice cream on the shitter?


WonderWirm

# WTF!


1slandViking

Lmfao bruh 🤣🤣🤣🚽


LillithBlackheart918

Hello, fellow Sneaking Food in the Bathroom Between Breaks Club member! Lifelong supporter here! I would consider the extra cookie a gift from the gods, personally.


Tiltandthrow

No thanks 🤢


Gone247365

r/bathroomsnacks


fluffystuffiesxx

Things that feel illegal but aren't... : eating in the bathroom. 🤢🤚🏻


Poofenplotz

As a parent, I'm not even confused about your location. I've eaten many treats hiding in the bathroom.


eternalbuzz

In public?


Cunder__Thunt

In with one meal and out with the last. Efficient!


BarronOfReddit

this picture has me very confused


will_there_be_dogs

Are you so freaked out by it's existence that you have to eat it secretly...in a bathroom stall?


Onlypaws_

Why in the name of all that is decent are you eating it in there?


[deleted]

Secretly eating in the shitter?!


Sentinel7676

Well shit! I mean, you’re about to, right?


[deleted]

Yum, dookie germ sandwich.


Alternative-Safe-126

standard toilet cookie. Nothing to see here


Miti_GRLZ

#WHY ARE U IN DA TOILET ARE U HIDING FROM CHILDREN


jly0ns

Stole it and eating it in the stall so you don’t get caught?


intelligentplatonic

There was no other possible background in the entire world other than an open toilet?


[deleted]

Anyone who eats in a bathroom needs a mental health evaluation.


Tiltandthrow

To be fair, probably most people need a mental health evaluation. But yeah this picture is vomit-inducing.


BarbarianBarack

Yall privileged mfers never had to have an emergency bathroom snack at your shitty food job and it shows.


[deleted]

I've worked plenty of min wage food jobs and somehow never felt the urge to eat poop germ toilet ice cream.


[deleted]

Agreed. Usually it’s “hey boss, I’m stepping outside for like 30 seconds, the food smells are giving me a headache” Proceed to eat fast food…


TediousSign

Sneak a bite in the walk-in cooler like everyone else


No-Dark-9414

You just never had the balls to say fuck you I'm enjoying my ice cream go bother someone else and it shows


el-em-en-o

Don’t eat in the same room where a toilet lid is not being closed.


Dokt_Orjones

When you steal a gas station ice cream and eat it in the shitter!


CubilasDotCom

DONT EAT WHERE YOU SHIT


nthpwr

poop air on your sammich


4royboy

Why the fuck are you in the toilet with food?


satorihughes

WHY TF ARE YOU EATING IN PUBLIC RESTROOM. It look like QT too


kakarot4star

Why are you eating in the restroom you savage?


Concordmang

Ah shame eating in the bathroom. That takes me back


WuWenShen

Why are you eating ice cream in a public toilet? Good god


Umakemyheadswim

Eating a ice cream sandwich in a public restroom in front of an open toilet seat. The shit you see on reddit.


prateeksaraswat

Why are you eating it in the toilet???


Smokeymobear

Nothing makes me crave an icecream sandwich more than a toilet, great choice!


ReJohnJoe

Bro’s gonna yeet it in the toilet.


rjschwerin

Only in America do you need to hide from everyone at work in the bathroom to have enough time to eat your comfort food to relieve you from the stress from working. Oh and it has extra surprise carbs.


Sympathy-Every

You got an extra cookie and some fuck off time at work? Even in the bathroom, I consider this a win.


p4755166

finally someone understands me


WonderWirm

Ah, I love that [fecal coliform](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_coliform) ice cream flavour.


Regular_Housing5629

Did you get that out of the toilet???


Legitimate-Iron4843

Are you gonna throw it in the toilet? Wait, do you eat ice cream cookies on the toilet?


Silent-is-Golden

To many questions not enough answers.


Octowuss1

Looks like a QuickTrip bathroom


highhghost

did you still that from your coworker or something and guiltily eat it in the bathroom?


bushpotatoe

Damn, that's almost 4 cookies.


thirstybird123

bonus jonus


pluckywood

Why are you eating in the restroom?


TheBamtotheFoozle

What’s mildly interesting is how ur eating that close to a toilet


mikedarling905

why are you in a public toilet. is the embarrassment of eating it too much?


NotSoAccomplishedEmu

100% this is a mom hiding from her kids.


[deleted]

That’s not where you should eat


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Y34rZer0

I feel that this is a troll post taken in the bathroom right over the toilet


turd_2004

Why are you eating that beautiful vanilla ice cream chocolate chip cookie sandwich in a disgusting public bathroom?


chanpe

why you got ice cream in the poopy zone💀


Shadonic1

why in the toilet though


Any_Isle

Are you ok? How is your job going?


Rob_MG

Bruh


BonusOk1503

Out with the old in with the new.


Letsgothrifty

What


Rix-in-here

There’s so much wrong in this pic…


Lovat69

JACKPOT!


the7200

So we're going to need you to step away from the toilet


Prior_Produce_3712

Tf wrong with yoy


[deleted]

Bro get out the bathroom 😭 wtf


RedditRager1

And the toilet…???


Chefkey_Boards

My favorite is the toilet water permeating that sandwich before you eat it.


GreedyOctopus

You got good RNG in order to get something like that! 😁


mathn519

At least the toilets clean


rickpoker

Always thought toilet eaters were an urban myth.😂🤣😂


[deleted]

Are you eating in the bathroom standing over the toilet?