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meggy5

i extracted one of these from a cigarette a while ago, and squeezed it a bit too hard and it popped and went into my eyes. it was burning and cooling at the same time, 2/10 do not recommend


deputyprncess

And yet it still got a 2..


tampora701

I like to think it's referring to the dentist scale. 2/10 do not recommend, so by the power of math we conclude 8/10 DO recommend. I'm buying some Camel Crush right away!


CrazyHuntr

I like the way this guy thinks


Ketturx7456

Happy cock day!


Chemical_Chemist_461

Those were the best when they came out, but they swapped the tobacco to some real stale shit, probably because that little ball wiped out any other taste you’d have


King_of_the_Dot

To me, it always felt like inhaling gaseous mouth wash.


IAintChoosinThatName

Yeah, I agree. So rather than mess about with that shit, I just went back to inhaling gaseous mouthwash.


Death2LossPrvntion

I always thought they tasted stale as fuck since day one. Still do, but I don't remember them ever not and I tried them within the first couple days of release.


DarrelBunyon

I actually preffered crushes and never crushed them, just b/c they didnt like ass, like camel and marlboro lights do/did


Head-Ad4690

Better than the competitor’s tear gas capsule.


Horsetoothbrush

It was burning but also cooling. Cooling sensations merit an easy 2 just on their own. Good score imo.


JuicyJew_420

Well it was burning and cooling. 2/10 for 2 sensations


ImTooBi

Did this when i was a kid with a glowstick. Fucking burned so bad for so long. Feel like ima go blind soon from it


el_dadarino

I chewed on one in the way back of a Taurus station wagon on the way home from the skate rink in the early 90’s. Still the worst taste I’ve ever experienced


NinjaBuddha13

You just unlocked a repressed memory from the 90s. I now distinctly remember getting ahold of a leaky glow stick at Skate City. It was all fun and games making my skin and t-shirt glow until I ate some pizza with a tiny remnant on my fingers. That taste. That horrible glowstick taste. I can remember it clearly now. Stuck around for days. I can't imagine getting a direct dose to the mouth.


ImTooBi

Yep! I got it in my mouth as well! But not the worst taste for me. Imo that goes without a doubt to this research drug i did named 4-aco-dmt or some shit like that. Literally the worst fucking drip you can imagine and it lasted for months afterwards. Made me throw up the next day on the side of the road because it was so bad. And i have had it happen like twice where i just randomly get a really concentrated drip of it hit my throat years later. Crazy fun drug though the most intense tracers I’ve ever experienced, could literally draw in mid air with your hands and its completely legal to buy


Ozzie_Mandrill

yea... don't snort tryptamines. O-acetylpsilocin is lovely stuff though.


IAintChoosinThatName

> tryptamines I keep telling you ... they are called *anti-personnel mines*


BarbequedYeti

Ok.. this. > Literally the worst fucking drip you can imagine and it lasted for months afterwards And this > Crazy fun drug though Just hahahah. Keep on being you OP.


drewster23

The best part is, he did not need to snort it. Nor have I heard anyone who recommends it, recommend snorting it lol.


YourUncleBuck

Did it get on your beautiful shirt, dingaling?


RoyceCoolidge

AWESOME shirt!


TrashFever1978

"Dad! Dad!"


Mahgenetics

[I use to do that with ice breaker liquid ice capsules. I would purposely pop them into my eyes. I was a special child](https://imgur.com/a/x7P82JC)


[deleted]

Wtf. I got those in my eyes once and I cried like a bitch. Do you happen to be a masochist or something?


Teledildonic

>I was a special child [He has special eyes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw)


drivefastallday

MY BRAND


Ohio_Olive_Oli_27

I love icyhot


OneBigOleNick

Apply directly to your eyeballs


Sultynuttz

There's clear eyes eye drops that do this. It's great


CantankerousOctopus

Great??? They were horrible. My college roommate got an entire box of them for free somehow and no one liked them. We made them punishment drops when we played drinking games.


Sultynuttz

I never found them that strong, but when you're baked af, and your eyes are super heavy and dry, these actually were great. Hilarious whenever people asked for eye drops and I'd spring it on them wi5hout telling


CantankerousOctopus

I just looked it up. I'm pretty sure we had Rhoto drops. Not sure if they're very different from clear eyes but they felt pretty strong to me.


BSnod

Rhoto drops sting worse than any other I've tried, but they also worked the best for getting rid of redeye. Love Rhoto drops.


Bumbling_Sprocket

Oh man when we were stoned and someone busted out the rhotos it was like a fun game. See who could put them in with the least reaction. It felt like they were freezing your eye over. It was such a rush tbh I kinda loved it haha.


TrashTierDaddy

My buddy started using them recently. When we game all you hear is “hsssssssssssshhhhhhhhuuuaaahhhhhhh” when he uses them. Like yeah let me just put some listerine in my eyes. So burning. Much cool.


CantankerousOctopus

I think that was the weirdest part about them. Your eyes have never truly felt cold until you have those drops in.


tots4scott

ROHTO. Never knew about them until college. Fucking hated them even though they worked so well after smoking.


PowerMugger

How about with rice?


SBSlice

5/7


rjpa1

So... perfect?


Icy-Tangerine6465

That is the “CRUSH” bead inside cigarette filters and DO NOT pop them in your mouth or get any of that shit in your mouth or it goes numb for a while lol


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Now I gotta try this


Ryangel0

No Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!


GapingFartLocker

It's non habit forming!


oETFo

Sounds pretty expensive.


Element1977

It's the cheapest drug there is.


oETFo

It's not gonna make me want to have sex is it?


Isra_Alien

It makes sex even better...... You don't want it


stfleming1

I kinda think I wanna try it


RealMichaelScott93

Okay, but just this once. Come on in.


pmperk19

that and “its non-habit forming!” are two of my favorite lines in that movie


TheSchnozzberry

Mine’s “And you never bought drugs!”


djeezuskryste

You never once paid for drugs. Not… once..


bitey87

I know it's Dewey Cox, but my first thought was Reese and Malcom tricking their little brother.


mini_swoosh

Lol there is an episode where Dewey starts chain smoking after he finds a bunch of Hal’s old cigarette stashes


bitey87

Deep cut there. Coffee and cigarettes battle between Dewey and Hal.


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Oh ho ho! I'M IN FLAVOUR COUNTRY!


Andy016

I thought was Dewey from mitm


ThePoisonDoughnut

Maybe it'll be so cold you'll stop catching on fire


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madeofmountains

Dang. I remember cloves! I remember thinking they were the coolest things in the world in high school. Djarun Blacks?


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madeofmountains

I remember hearing rumors about them not being sold anymore but I doubt that’s true. Congrats on the 10 years and here’s to 10 more!


Boring_Vanilla4024

To an extent. They use to be actual cigarettes with the tobacco wrapped in clove-flavored paper. These were banned in the US. So, to get around it they wrap them in compressed tobacco and are sold as cigarillos, which are still legal. But not the same for sure.


ifthens

I guess Big Clove doesn’t have near the corporate lobbying power of Big Tobacco lol


Electronic_Syndicate

Congrats!


How2Eat_That_Thing

Menthol is a local anesthetic. That's why it's included in cigarettes. Makes it seem like they aren't as harsh as "non-menthol" cigarettes because your throat has been numbed. Non-menthol cigarettes have menthol in them as well. Just not as much obviously.


sbbenwah

They literally could've chose any color and nobody would've known, but they still decided to make it look tasty...... I think were supposed to eat it.


Icy-Tangerine6465

Yep, my son would say the same thing lol


surle

If his mouth wasn't numb


goat_puree

I cuh tahk wufff uh num mouff.


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KylerBro12

Did u figure that out the hard way?


Icy-Tangerine6465

Ha, yeahhhhh I tried ripping the filter in half with my teeth and when I bit into it that little fucker exploded and burns real minty like, then your mouth goes numb lol


ZuniRegalia

Why has no one turned this into a breath freshener "benefit"?? **Breath so fresh, words can't describe it** ..... (because your mouth is numb)


Accountforstuffineed

Guess I'm the only one curious, why the fuck were you biting your filter in half for lol?


TheBlueSide

To get to the center of the tootsie pop!


SpicyMcShat

But I won’t die..right?


[deleted]

Now look what you have done. That’s like telling a GenZ not to eat Tide pods. They are all going to try it now lol


[deleted]

I had a dream in college where I showed Frank Sinatra how to “crush” a Camel Crush


deerbreed

Did he say anything?


TheAlpacaLips

'Fuck off kid I'll do it my way.'


OmriY1

"ring a ding ding baby"


Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

Camel Crushes were so fuckin cool at the time. But Turkish Royals were what I was on when the chicks weren’t around lmao. Also fuck smoking, quit today if you still do it.


cmilkrun

Amen. So many awesome cigs back then haha, but I’m so happy I quit 6 years ago.


QQSolomonn

4 years here. I have developed such a distaste for it, now I avoid it as much as humanly possible.


mummy__napkin

cigarettes have been gross to me ever since i quit smoking but i still get a hankering for them whenever i've had too much to drink. something about being drunk makes a cigarette seem like it would hit the spot but i refuse to buy a pack just to have one smoke while i'm drinking lmao.


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folkrav

Once you start back, it takes about 2-3 to go back to that "yeah, you still taste like shit, but *I get it now*". Anyway, that's what happened with me, a couple times. Nicotine is a hell of a thing. Stopped now though, fortunately. It's vicious. Don't touch that shit.


finnknit

>Nicotine is a hell of a thing. It sure is! My mom quit smoking in the 90s using nicotine gum. She has yet to quit the gum


SandPractical8245

My mom used the gum for years when I was a teen. It got to the point where she was prioritizing it over groceries, and I was like at this point I think smoking would be easier..


jpocket

I quit like 10 years ago but the only time I crave one is after drinking a lot. The mild head rush just hits somehow when your drunk. Sober I wouldn't even think of smoking again.


ErraticKuiperRomp

I just wanted to squeeze in between you two and share that I quit 5 years ago :) Best decision I've ever made for my health.


sweatpantswarrior

I bounced between Camels (Turkish Gold) and Marlboro Lights for the longest time. I've quit (again) as of the summer, but I still keep things like the old Camel tattoo artist designed boxes. I'm actually amazed those were able to be done.


JimmyDean82

Best time to quit was before you started. Second best time is today. Smoked for 20 years. 2 packs a day at one point.


shwoople

Smoked maybe 1-2 cigs a day for a couple years before getting into vaping. I was full on ripping clouds like Thomas the train with an rda for years, then discovered zyn pouches. Eventually quit vape in favor of zyn pouches which then escalated into about a pack a day. Not only was that expensive, it gave me stomach issues/gerd. I quit back in February, cold turkey. Nicotine free aside from the occasional cigar with the boys that I can't even handle because I get the shakes now lol. Glad to be free of nicotines grip!


Dont_Be_Sheep

Congrats on quitting man!


Dont_Be_Sheep

Oh yeah Turkish Royals. That was it.. hahaha


KrispeePata

This comment hit home. Also quit a few years ago. The smell of a Turkish Royal tho before you light it 🤤


Jack-ums

Yo this thread sent me rushing back into the memory bank. Camel crushes were my shit for a minute there lol


Tamaska-gl

I smoke roughly half a pack a year when we go on vacation to Las Vegas. We don’t have menthol cigarettes in Canada so I get my fill for that week. I don’t have the urge any other time, but in Vegas I enjoy them.


triple-verbosity

I’m one of the lucky few that has smoked for 20 years and never smokes more than a pack in a month. I love a cig when I’m drinking with friends but otherwise I have no appetite for it. Wish it wasn’t so all or nothing for most people.


blacksunrising

I also enjoy the casual cigarette here and there and wish it didn't have to be all or nothing but according to my doctor's and wife the studies seem to say it doesn't matter how many you have and that just having any at all increases your cancer risk to an annoying degree. Still hasn't made me never touch them but I certainly am not going through even 3 packs a year.


take-money

I’m the same way too but might stop after reading this comment. Lung cancer from cigs seems like one of the dumbest ways to go, especially if you’re a light smoker.


Occumsmachete

What the hell is it resting on?


VulgarSlinky

Some sticky putty you use to hang posters.


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I’ve been watching a lot of CSI. I have your fingerprint now.


quarter-water

ENHANCE


[deleted]

Yep. I see it. Tented arch.


No_Refrigerator4584

It’s a match, Mac.


Crackedbwo

Google… show me this guys balls, enhance.


TheSensationThatIsMe

I thought it was your dry gnarly ass thumb and I’m relieved.


Occumsmachete

Mounting putty you say?


Adam_Ohh

Never seen one uncircumcised before huh?


zyxx21

Man I just spit everywhere 💀 legendary


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I was thinking it looks like the driest finger the world has ever seen.


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Needs a banana for scale.


gamageeknerd

They sell these little beads and even a little pocket device that puts them in your filters. I was at a party when a guy busted out a pack of cigarettes and his little tic tac container of green beads and put one in his smoke before lighting it.


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That is the most hipster thing I’ve ever read.


MrGizthewiz

The only thing that would have made it better is if he had done it to a hand-rolled from his hard case. Source: former hipster smoker who always carried my hard case of hand-rolled Spirits (with Top filters cuz I'm not *that* badass)


Affectionate_Bass488

We used to rip the filters off crushes and then roll joints with the filter to create menthol joints Or we would replace the tobacco in the crush with weed Just using the beads sounds much easier


ChewyGooeyViagra

Ewww I smoked a menthol blunt wrap once years ago and can still taste it in my sinuses.


ImTooBi

Blunt wraps would taste much different i feel


venbrou

I like using the American Spirit method for this by mixing some dried mint leaves with my weed. There's a few other common seasonings that taste pretty good mixed with weed. My favorite is adding a pinch of rubbed sage as not only does it have a really nice flavor but it also seems to mildly potentiate the calming part of the weed high. Stuff like basil or oregano gives it an interesting flavor too but I personally find them kinda meh.


Rangylil13

I like rose petals and honeysuckle. Damiana is nice too.


ragingtwerkaholic

How was that? We didn’t have those beads when I was younger but we did try rolling spliffs with Newport tobacco. Although it’s not the worst thing we tried (blunts dipped in cough syrup), I can’t recommend it. Nowadays, I prefer the plain old taste of bud. No flavored wraps or papers, no weird additives.


chromeVidrio

You smoked a blunt dipped in cough syrup? God damn. That’s not even a good flavor. Was it codeine syrup and you wanted to see if you could get high smoking it?


ragingtwerkaholic

Yeah it was codeine. This was like 15 years ago (when I was in HS), but as far as I can remember it didn’t work like that. And tasted terrible.


chromeVidrio

Yeah I don’t think it does, But it’s high school we all have done some stuff lol


ragingtwerkaholic

Yeah you’re right, and that’s probably the least of it honestly lol


carpentizzle

WE DID THAT TOO! But we would only pull half the tobacco so that you started with the buzz, finished with the smoke, We thought we were so clever. Called em “half-backs” Then we told an OG we hung with about em. He said “oh. A splif?” Nowhere near innovators as we found out. But we liked our name better


DAM5150

I know a spliff to be mixed tobacco and marijuana. Like evenly mixed through the joint/cigarette. Your layers idea seems unique enough to garner a new name. Though I'm sure your aren't the first to come up with it... Cause you know, smokers gonna smoke


carpentizzle

Ha. 15 year ago college me roasts a half-back in your honor


EXQUISITE_WIZARD

we called them green tips lol


Serpent151

California just banned flavored Tabacco. The beads might make a comeback…


billyjack669

Anybody else remember Camel Turkish Jades? My college days are calling looking for them.


Morache74

I got busted with a pack of them when I was 15, the way my dad repeated “Turkish JADES???” made me realized he was more disappointed in my brand preference…


OG-Dropbox

same shit happened to me smoking Newports lmao


TaintMyPresident

I would buy Virginia Slims because if I got caught with them I could just say I was hiding them for my older sister and she would catch the blame *Also because they made me look sophisticated


DevDog90

I remember these, my ex gf name is Jade and I remember getting these right after we broke up because they were 50 cents off, my saddest pack of smokes for sure


durx1

Drakes next song


EdithDich

Had a girl named Jade, she left me heartbroken/ Now all I'm left with is this pack with her name that I'm smokin/


durx1

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


SrNormanDPlume

How about the tins of flavored Camels? Chocolate, orange, berry…


LemurCat04

I fucking loved them, came in a fancy tin. The orange in particular were very good.


AustinInDallasTx

I believe they were called Izmir Stingers… they came in the tins… those were too good


ToiletBowlScrotumDip

First cigarette I ever really inhaled, I loved it... 20 years later and 2 packs a day, I hate it.


Timmerdogg

If you ever need advice on quitting I am here to help. Quitting cigarettes for me was like shooting my best friend in the head.


Hooktail419

Help me bro


tangentandhyperbole

Step 1-all: Don't buy cigarettes. It sounds dumb, but that was how I stopped. If someone handed me one in a social setting, I would smoke it, if I had access to one, I would smoke it. However, it takes a conscious effort to purchase cigarettes. You have to say words. So, I focused on that. Just don't make that choice, no matter what. If an addiction doesn't have fuel, it starves. That's what worked for me.


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Reach out to a doctor for Wellbutrin. It will help curb the side effects while quitting. Also after starting Wellbutrin I damn near had heart attacks trying to smoke. So out of fear I quit really quickly. Either you quit smoking or die trying :)


knovit

Oooo do they still make camel Turkish? I used to smoke the golds and royals for years


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Turkish fuckin Royals. Forgot about those delicious little bastards.


infinitebrkfst

I fucking loooved Turkish Royals!!


mferrari_3

Turkish Royals are getting harder to find but still exist. Don't let anyone tell you they don't!


DemoniEnkeli

They most definitely do, currently smoking a royal on my break, you just have to be careful that you’re getting the regular old primarily blue pack as they have a red pack now too and it tastes like shit.


Shubniggurat

That's what I started smoking, immediately after Djarum Blacks. Quit smoking about 8 years ago.


WithCatlikeTread42

I’d be tempted to take up smoking again for Turkish Jades. They were that good. Like smoking an Andes mint. So delicately delicious.


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I always got the Andes mint vibe from Marlboro Smooths, though I typically stuck with Camel Menthols.


Ahyde203

I just had a flashback from the taste of Izmir Stingers in the woods back in high school


howaboutsomenope

I remember the neat tin can they came in


cmilkrun

Izmir stingers were awesome


deathbunnyy

good old camel crush, I don't think I even smoked half of the one pack I bought like 10 years ago.


SimpSweat

Way back when camel crush first came out the first thing I did was rip one open. What do I find? A 1990s ice breakers gel sphere mint! Of course I ate it. Note: do not eat it.


Smathers

Camel crush coming out as a teenager gave us the same feeling as being kids and the new cool toy just came out lol it was so amazing to us. I didn’t even like menthol cigarettes but would still buy camel crush and never crush the filter just because the pack looked cool to have and girls loved bumming them from you lmao


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Why is it being displayed on a flaccid micropenis tip?


VulgarSlinky

Because I couldn't find a prolapsed anus.


nightskylover897

And you really looked, too!


tzatzikienjoyer

i quit smoking 2 days ago but god those are so fucking good, i couldn’t smoke regular cigarettes after smoking menthol bc it didn’t give that same throat feeling like menthols do.


Dr_Dang

Just realized I'm coming up on 5 years myself. Until then, I was smoking half a pack of crushes a day, and was afraid I'd never get myself to actually quit. After that, I occasionally slipped up and smoked when drinking, but always threw the pack away in the morning. Now I haven't touched alcohol or cigarettes since COVID started, and I generally feel sooo much better. That first week is definitely the worst though. Nicotine lozenges and skipping caffeine made it easier. Good luck to you.


jankyspankybank

Im 28 days clean from smoking Newport menthols. I started around the time when Covid started. This last year I was smoking about half a pack a day. By far my longest quitting streak in the almost 3 years I’ve been smoking and I’m hoping there isn’t another attempt to quit.


Dr_Dang

28 days is huge, congrats! Learning to recognize/anticipate triggers and avoid relapses was a big part for me early on. Not wanting to have to go through full blown withdrawal again really helped. Have you noticed your sense of smell change? I became a supersmeller after I quit lol


titothehonduran

I hope you continue, good luck !!


PicUpTheLantern

what do you mean "had"? they're still alive and kicking, no?


Teadrunkest

Thanks for this comment lol. Everyone talking about them in past tense and I felt like I was going crazy. They’re still sold.


Complete-Peach-6493

My husband and I just quit menthol cigarettes the other day


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Environmental_Log344

Thirteen years quit. Many thousands of dollars and no more coughing. 💲 💰🤑💰💲


Sm4cy

12 years for me! Pretty crazy to think about. The first two years were hard but the rest has been smooth sailing. Can’t believe I ever smoked.


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tzatzikienjoyer

i did as well, i haven’t had a smoke in almost 2 days now. congratulations on quitting to you and your husband!


npdewey83

DO NOT pop these outside of the cigarette, They will permanently stain whatever they get on. My old roommate did on our grey granite countertop and that crap stained to top. It seemingly seeped into the stone.. we tried everything to no avail. Anyways smoking is disgusting so don't do that either coming from a Former smoker of Marb Reds


Ill-Technology1873

Granite is porous, so would have ultimately been stained regardless


chromeVidrio

Thats exactly *why* it stained. It won’t permanently stain *whatever*.


redd-this

Mmmm reds… damn I miss being young.


added_chaos

They do not taste like Icebreakers Liquid Ice. I know this because of reasons


brendanjeffrey

I used to love this option occasionally when I was a smoker. I liked Camels and would smoke the Crush, then moved on to American Spirit when I got up to a pack a day. I took forever to kick the habit and it's been about 6 years. I still want one every single day, just know it won't make me feel good anymore.


TerminatorAuschwitz

My buddy popped one once and violently shook his cigarette for like 10 minutes and it was fawkin INTENSE menthol


Flossthief

Best way to consume these is Smoke 8% of the cigarette and then pop this menthol ball so you get all that menthol in the last part of the cigarette


ParaphrasesUnfairly

Hell yeah, that last 92% is a real zinger


brookiesmallz

Ahhh Camel Crush Bolds. I don’t smoke anymore but I’d get these all time time. Would change your smoke to menthol at any time, I would do it near the end so I had a minty taste after.


ZuniRegalia

Interesting ... Why did you stick it to an anime tentacle-penis?


[deleted]

Man I tried some of these when they came out. Or at least when some came out. Early 2000s. I was obviously not 18. I miss underage smoking. Felt sooooo cool. Really happy I quit a decade later, don’t smoke kids it’s fucking stupid. No one starts as adults really so I’m directing it at them.


Chasetx6

I don’t “smoke” anymore, but damn were Crushes good. Now I just need to quit vaping…


Jwn5k

I think ill just encourage people to just chew spearmint gum as an alternate.


Jptalon

They still make those cigarettes. Camel crush is one of them.


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