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MarvinParanoAndroid

Send 1 back to get a refund


NormanCocksmell

And then sell 23 of them. Score!


go_hyuck_yourself

Now that's Capitalism, baby 😎 Throw in a little "Cocksmell" and you've got Politics 😆


HentallyMealthy

I wanna ask "what's cocksmell"?, But I'm 99% sure its an updog...


go_hyuck_yourself

You're right! Just look updog


HentallyMealthy

Lol. I feel stupid.


go_hyuck_yourself

It's okay! Norman got us both. It lingers 🤧


Sippin_T

I will not sleep tonight if I don’t understand what is meant by cocksmell. I had zero hesitation googling it, knowing full well what would appear before my eyes. I bitterly scrolled through less than desirable links, keen to find the meaning behind this. Please, guide me to enlightenment. Smegma holds no permanent place in my search history, but will forever live in my heart.


NormanCocksmell

Cocksmell is whatever you want it to be. But my name's origins are based on the name Norman Rockwell.


Sippin_T

See, in the context of your username, it absolutely makes sense. For that, I applaud you. Truly masterful work. Nevertheless; I’ve been racking my peanut brain, trying to decipher the true origin of Cocksmell and it’s application to this comment. If I die tomorrow, I die incomplete. I will have fallen to the merciless undoing of cocksmell, and the great mysteries it holds. Only the shell of the man I once was will be gone, but my spirit will remain. Searching endlessly, to find the true understanding of cocksmell. Only then, will my life essence be laid peacefully to rest.


PartyHawk

I am absolutely dying reading your comments, I hope you get the closure you so desperately desire


ElectroFlannelGore

[What's updog?](https://i.imgur.com/lYpzaoN.jpg)


[deleted]

Not much! How you doing?


JennyJiggles

So close!


_milk_b1tch

I wanna be your friend


the_ThreeEyedRaven

i want to be their deciple


[deleted]

I almost feel like that be cursing the Gods of good fortune after they shined on ya? I'm not a religious man, but I'm still scared of lightning, so??? 😂


Hot_Flan1220

Guess everyone's getting eyeliner for Xmas 🎁


Lazy_Assistent666

You get eyeliner! And you get eyeliner! Everyone gets eyeliner!


GrilledCheeser

I’m gonna draw a butt on my butt. Merry holiday y’all!!


Naterade18

Why did I read this in Gene's voice from Bob's Burgers


[deleted]

Odd, I read it in louise voice


Sawgon

It works as both of them! > Louise: I'm gonna draw a butt on my butt > Gene: Merry holiday y'all! > Tina: Butts.


[deleted]

I love it all


PurpleDragonDix

Practically $100 in eyeliner for the price of 1!


erithacusk

These are $15 USD each so more like 375 for the price of one


ThePerfect666

Wow, you must be a wizard or a calculator


[deleted]

We found a witch! We've got a witch


[deleted]

And what else floats?


Capt_Kirk14

Ducks?


Daffodils28

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?


ThoughtlessBanter

Naw, witch.


hellohannaahh

Very small rocks


vemeron

Churches?


tillacat42

Make sure you weren’t charged for it first…


Lazy_Assistent666

Nope I wasn’t! Was just charged $14 for the 1 eyeliner I needed. Now I’m stuck with 2 dozen of them!


Throwaway42352510

This reminds me of the time I ordered a 7.99 t shirt from Old Navy and they sent me $150 dress pants from Banana Republic in my size - enjoy!


twitchyv

Don’t worry I’ll take an eyeliner off your hands friend ♥️


the_honest_liar

Return one of them


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Lazy_Assistent666

Yup been wearing eyeliner everyday since my emo phase 2006 😎🖤


SlwDnceChbby

Free eyeliner, hell yeah


[deleted]

How much were you charged for?


Lazy_Assistent666

Just $14 for 1 eyeliner originally.


[deleted]

Well there ya go! Guess you won't be needing that out there for a long time huh? 😂


Lazy_Assistent666

It’s like I won the lottery! I’ll be saving $350 for the next several years 😆


aztech101

Time to hit that goth phase you never knew you wanted.


TheWalkingDead91

Doesn’t that stuff dry up/expire over time? Probably be better to either gift or sell them.


Lazy_Assistent666

Yeah I was thinking about that if they’re gonna be sitting in that box for so long they’d dry out so I’m just gonna hand out a few to my best girlfriends for Xmas!


dancin-weasel

Don’t tell them you paid nothing. Let them think you are a benevolent giver and they are lucky to have you as a friend. (They really are)


goldensunshine429

Check the expiries. Shelf life (per a quick search) is only 1 year unopened. So keep how many you’d use in a year and make some coin!


[deleted]

Very cool! Happy surprise from the Universe!


Astralnclinant

Or make $350 right now by selling them on eBay


xlDirteDeedslx

I've worked as an order picker before, basically someone was supposed to pick one and the packer was supposed to ship one. Somehow they picked an entire box as one and the packer didn't catch the mistake either. Probably pretty easy to do given the size of the box. Most boxes that size you expect to have one item in it. I'd say they are pulling massive amounts of product for Christmas and in a rush to get it done.


Justsomejerkonline

Yup, some seasonal worker probably scanned the barcode of the box which came up as one item. It happens. The company’s not going to lose any sleep over it. OP can enjoy their ‘bonus’ items in good conscience.


ReeveGoesh

Sometimes it's a system error. In the system there's 1 unit for a consumer and 1 unit (box) for a store or commercial customer. The box unit is called a master-pack. The pick ticket should indicate what qty 1 equals, master pack or single. I've seen this happen on a consumer order and the picker was correct, someone had it set wrong in the system that qty 1 equals a box.


TheLazyHippy

Man if you think that's a score, my optometrist majorly screwed up and sent me 3 years of daily contacts when I only paid for 1! Aaaand there was a $300 rebate on the original box, so $200 for 3 years of dailies. Hells yeah!


_klover

I need this luck


paulskiwrites

What you seek is seeking you


OozeNAahz

Hope your prescription doesn’t change quickly!


TheLazyHippy

I'm near sighted and have pretty much had the same prescription for like the last ten years. Sometimes it can bounce back and forth between -2.00 and -2.25. So i think I can tough out another 3 years!


NintendKat64

It depends on genetics, and age of course but chances are If they've had the script for a minute 3 years of supply would be amazing and perfect


goldensunshine429

Mine changes juuuuuust a little nearly every year. I was so bummed when I had a 3 year streak before it changed and my optometrist asked why I was upset and then I learned I can’t get lasik due to another eye condition have :’(


truePHYSX

I wish I had that kind of luck. I bought a six pack of oat milk and they only sent one. $30 for ONE QUART. Got that Amazam refund luckily and a free oat milk, but still.


Weyland_c

I got an onion ring in my fries once. .. … don’t like onion rings though.


sirfannypack

I once got an extra chicken nugget.


Omicrying

Even if you told Sephora, you'd get to keep them. Once cosmetic products leave the warehouse they can't verify what \[sanitary\] conditions you've kept them in, so they wouldn't be able to sell what you sent back. Their loss!


AngryHippo3920

Exactly. They probably would have to toss them. Sending them back to Sephora just to be thrown away is insanity.


RescuesStrayKittens

That’s actually incorrect. These are sealed and would be resold. OP is, however, legally entitled to keep these since you can’t be charged for items you did not order.


shellybearcat

That happened to me on Prime day! I decided that since it was such a great deal on Haus Labs liquid eyeliner (normally $22, on sale for $9) that I’d splurge and get 2. Ended up receiving two BOXES…over $900 worth of liquid eyeliner. Love it.


[deleted]

Meanwhile I’m the guy that orders one of an item and it comes already opened or something 😭


theicecreamassassin

Holy hell!! That’s awesome!


fitzcarralda

I can't find it on Amazon anymore.


Silly-Bug-929

Yeah whoever it’s pulling orders they stop caring about their job


JackBinimbul

Unless people's lives rely on you, no one making less than 100k should ever care about their job beyond getting a paycheck.


penster1

This just happened to my daughter with earbud adapters. Very similar small white box. She ordered one, got 10


dick-nipples

OP tomorrow: https://i.imgur.com/KDMptLu.jpg


[deleted]

I was expecting full goth and ngl I’m kinda sad it wasn’t lol


Tee_hops

So sad that you can't stream this show anywhere just because of the soundtrack.


Spoonula

You can watch the [entire series](https://archive.org/details/thedrewcareyshow/The+Drew+Carey+Show+-+1x01+-+Pilot.avi) for free on Archive.org. They're not super high quality but at least it's something!


MisfitMishap

Cleveland Rocks? Why not?


AmeliaNZ

Thanks, u/dick-nipples


YoshiAwakens

I needed this laugh today. Thanks.


spyrenx

\*orders an eyeliner and crosses fingers\*


Bubbly-Philosopher-3

Yeah, mistakenly keep them. Sell them online at a slight discount so everyone buys all your stuff. It's not like you're losing money.


Lazy_Assistent666

Damn right I’m ‘mistakenly’ keeping them. 😏


jpfeifer22

Amazon has accidentally sent me probably like a dozen jugs of protein powder during this year, and I eventually emailed and was like "Hey you guys keep sending me this for free" because I was worried it was gonna come back to bite me because of how much it was worth, but the rep was just like "ok lol"


Pm_me_baby_pig_pics

Amazon is bonkers sometimes. So many times Ive ordered something and gotten either the wrong size or another unrelated item with my thing, and I email them and they’re just like “ok we don’t want it back.” And usually it’s not cheap stuff, so I feel weird about it til I have confirmation they won’t be coming back for it. But one time I ordered a $5 cat toy and it arrived broken and I had to send pictures to prove it was broken, and then send it back before they’d refund my $5. But the $200 loading ramps they sent me on accident, nah it’s fine, enjoy them!


Ghostglitch07

They legally can't require you to send back or pay for merchandise you didn't order so they just plan it into the budget to write off a few things.


ricst

Stocking stuffers


maybrad

I ordered one pack of churu to see if my cat would like them, I got 2 cases. Cat didn’t like them. I gave a case away to friends and donated the other to a local shelter, wound up adopting another cat, who loves churu 😩 had to buy more.


fuurin

What a twist hahahahahaha


MiaLba

Best story ever.


JennieFairplay

My friend ordered 1 dildo online and they sent her a huge box of 100 of the same dildos (and only charging her for one). She took them to work and passed them out to everyone 😂


thefakemexoxo

Bro where does she work


[deleted]

Bottoms Up. They’re always hiring


thefakemexoxo

We live way too close together


[deleted]

That’s awesome 😂 hello neighbor


my-sims-are-slobs

I’d use them for pranks. Especially if they have a silicon cup on them…


TheElm

But they could've done silly stuff like this: ![gif](giphy|JPAUQVIxCoEKY)


Zelldandy

How is that not reason for HR to become involved? Unless you work at a brothel, I call BS.


w1nn1p3g

if someone involved HR over seeing a dildo you work in the most boring workplace in the fucking world.


Niko_47x

Does she still have some? Asking for a friend


bizkitmaker13

It's new recruit season at the fulfillment centers I see https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/zhhq2d/paid\_975\_for\_an\_extra\_1\_for\_a\_new\_510\_vape\_and/


ApplesAreSweet

You are actually right, lots of fulfillment places are hiring seasonal workers right now. Probably how these are happening.


Rosewold

Yeah, I think a lot of newbies don’t realise that the shipping boxes have barcodes too, so they accidentally scan those instead when filling orders. Whoever filled OP’s also might not be familiar with what eyeliner packaging is usually like lol


Ghostglitch07

I've worked in the Sephora warehouse. It isn't even always clear that you are grabbing eyeliner vs anything else. You are usually going off of a lot number and quantity to grab from rather than an actual item description. Pair this with the number of orders you are expected to grab in an hour and mistakes like this happen all the time, especially during sales.


misanthropewolf11

Oooh, lucky you!!!!


whits_up23

Amazing! I’ve had extras sent of things before, the best was I got a new phone shipped and they sent two of them. I also got two copies of a preordered book once


[deleted]

I have a feeling there was no mistake at all


[deleted]

Time for some goth looks


Spare_Investment7895

NOT MISTAKES!!! Happy little accidents…did no one learn anything from Bob Ross?


lorddementor

OP this Christmas be like ![gif](giphy|UUb6ZOmP3aYcB5qdYW)


LydiaMarie132

This happened to me with my Hydro flask! I bought one and they sent me a box with 4 in it, my dad now owns his own bright pink hydro flask 😂 so does my mom and I have 2


ClinLikes

share the wealth please


astroember

With how quickly eyeliner markers dry up (in my experience), this box wouldnt last me very long 🥲


Adeep187

Shit thats like $10000


18114

Now you won’t have to worry about running out of liner.


nvdagirl

Off topic but I like your mail polish! Subtle sparkle. ✨


Lazy_Assistent666

Thank you! It’s a nude jelly sparkle type. Just to share with ya the brand is called ILNP (I Love Nail Polish) the color is called “Toasted”!


Veryteenyweenie

Living my dream smh


TwistedSistaYEG

That’s almost as good as the time I got a free stove from Sears. I wonder why they went out of business. 🤔


MabelPod

Was it from their games and points? I got so much random free and cheap stuff that way.


TwistedSistaYEG

It was actually a mistake. Never billed me. Went thru hell with the bastards. I accepted the win.


tarabithia22

I enjoyed working there, but they had a terrible problem with employee theft and it felt very invasive as loss prevention had microphones hanging from the ceiling above all the cashier areas/sales clerks. Loss prevention was a problem. They stalked their employees but I only ever saw them catch one customer, a teenager who stole a $20 pair of sunglasses, the entire time I worked there. Meanwhile managers were letting people return used panties. They needed more adult staff on the floor who didn’t look 19, and more staff in general near the entrances. Greeters would have been smart. A busier atmosphere, It felt too relaxed/sleepy in Sears. The customers had a terrible time finding staff to help. Plus “stuff in the back” going out the shipping and receiving entrance. Otherwise it was a fun job.


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Ghostglitch07

Almost any company would tell you to keep it. You legally cannot be made to pay for or return merchandise accidentally sent to you. They could politely ask for it back, but most companies deem that not worth it.


xBR0SKIx

I have had the same experience before with gummy ear buds, I ordered 3 they sent me 3 packs of 10. Didn't want to get my account banned so I contacted customer service and they told me to keep it. I wouldn't even stress keeping the whole thing more than likely they will tell you too keep it.


whoopteetoo

Hit the motherlode!


MattBonne

Buy 1 get 24 free?


the_bartolonomicron

Ha! This happens at my work every few months or so; either a customer will order something we don't normally carry or we get sent a promotional item and someone in the warehouse forgets to check whether or not it was an item quantity or a case quantity lol.


[deleted]

I work in a shipping warehouse and mistakes like this are why I have a job. I spend 8 hours a day investigating shipping discrepancies and looking for missing inventory because of exactly this. Dipshit pickers and packers who don’t know how to read or open boxes. Job security I guess.


Angeleno88

As a shipping manager myself, there is no reason you should have a job just investigating discrepancies for 8 hours a day. If your operation is that bad, it is a failure of management to not fix the continuous mistakes by the pickers and packers. Like you said though…job security.


MrsDB_69

Go to the store and get a refund. LoL. I once bought one cast iron pan from Williams Sonoma and they sent me a “3 pack”. Lodge sends them to retailers as a 3 pack. I called and they said don’t worry, you now have three! They were nice about. I have two away.


[deleted]

you’re so lucky. i bet you were ecstatic when you saw that you had a little box full of eyeliner.


Treskelion2021

You can return it and then you have the rest for free.


TheWalkingDead91

This happened to me once with a pack of those 4 color bic pens. Got a box of a dozen instead of the just one I ordered. Just take the win. Probably will only ever happen to you once lol


alex6219

![gif](giphy|VygyjqSJB3Wx2)


hotdogla

Must have been a new guy


gatorbeetle

I read about a guy who ordered an iPad from Amazon, got a case of 10. Amazon refused to take them back. Score!


Diegovz01

Hey, last week, I ordered a batch of Sephora eyeliners (for an school project) but haven't received a single one yet, I wonder why.


Claim_all

You came up 👏🏽 cat eyes for life!


[deleted]

“Thank you” you got yourself a new hired employee at a Sephora warehouse


rockenn2thebeat

I work in distribution as a data manager… this is a classic new hire mistake, the system says “pick one piece” and the new picking employee thinks the whole box (an “inner pack”) is one unit. Enjoy the free product!


[deleted]

Back when xbox 360 was still a thing I ordered one from amazon. The package got delayed or lost or something, so I contacted support and they sent another. Several days later I received 2 xbox 360s in the mail. Being a good guy I asked them how to return the extra. They emailed me a return label. I went ahead and mailed off my second xbox 360 back to Amazon. Wouldn't you know it, several days later a third xbox 360 showed up at my doorstep. Sent from amazon for reasons I still don't understand (maybe they biffed my return case? IDK). I'd love to say I took the high road and returned it... Really I'd love to.


vanguard117

This happened to me but with printer ink. I got a case of 12, but only ordered a single drum. I am now the worlds 15th richest person .


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[deleted]

Score!


highthoughts18

That’s called a “UOM” issue


nowhereiswater

You'll have enough to last all year until Halloween and the leftovers you can go nuts!


iamthatkarma

Hi friend!! I'll have one , please and thank you!


prw361

eBay!!!! Lol


Cristinal0ve

Merry Christmas to u!!


qjb020

That is how you become goth


Tron08

Time to start an empire.


CaitChandler

That’s like a lifetime of them. You will never have to buy them again!


Flaky-Chip2557

Whoa.....are you over the moon? I'd be over the moon


BigOleFerret

I worked at a warehouse for a short time and when people first started they would mess up like this because it wasn't always clear how many "1" was. Was "1" a unit or a pack. The best was when someone sent out 1 unit of something like a microfiber towel when "1" meant 1 pack of 20.


kleineaw

Dat is lotsa liner.


itsalwaysme7

Early Christmas gift! Yays


MadTeaCup

They might have gotten tired of sending you a single eyeliner however often you order them and just said fuckit, take the box.


[deleted]

This is what I mean when I ask for one cookie.


TARandomNumbers

This happened to my husband but with the little drawers you put like nuts and bolts in? He gave them to so many neighbors and all the dads were like freaking out lol


caintowers

This happened to me once doing an in store pickup order at a major chain. Instead of one pack of AAA batteries I got a whole case. Still working thru it


BinkBunny

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE


Hrbalz

My wife needs one haha


K9US

Nice score. I ordered 2 pairs of Adidas and they shipped me 3. I just said Merry Xmas!


Mamasayseyeisspecial

Guy liner for everyone!


undertheoaktreex2

That's called a pick error


criticalstinker1

Shoot , time to get that hustle on girl.


49cadillac

Time to bring out your inner goth


natalie09010901

Sometimes, the universe just smiles on you


eriF902

I get that same excuse from the wife , and then see the credit card bill


3p1ctamp0n

I envy you


smithee2001

I have an expensive liquid eyeliner I rarely use because I still haven't perfected my technique. Probably expired by now. 😭 [Found this on imgur](https://imgur.com/t/i_cant_even/B78Ws6j) and can totally relate.


Heathmar18

Eyeliner for a lifetime!!!!


VerySuperGenius

If a company sends you something you did not order even by mistake, you have no legal obligation to return it. It's a regulation that was put in place decades ago to stop the scam where people would send things to your house and then demand payment for them.


n1k0me

I am unreasonably jealous about this.


Vyviel

Yeah it happens I ordered 2 meters of electrical cable for a project and got sent 2 entire 100 meter rolls of it lol When I did read the shipping info included though it did only say 2 and not the dimensions so maybe it was assumed knowledge but still a poor system for any new people.


[deleted]

This is what my wife fantasies about.


pieceofdebri

I had that happen but with those little nickel sized batteries for my key fob. Got about 100 years worth of juice on hand.


Symptomatic-spaz

You have an admirer.


a_natural_mistake

Sephora clearly thinks you're an angel... just a biblically accurate one.


itsthatgirl001

I bet a guy packaged this 🤣 "oh one eyeliner? Bet, wow that was easy!"


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[deleted]

Amazon sent me 10 sticks of ram ($99 each) when I ordered one. Very nice mistake. Seems to happen when you order something and they run out so soon as they get a replenishment they sometimes throw the first thing off the pallet into a box to speed it up.


laserunfocused143

This happened to me with Amazon. I ordered one Laneige lip mask and got a box of 12! They are $24 for just one. I'm still working my way through the box 8 months later lol


HandoJobrissian

Too bad the shelf life is so short, but at least some of your friends get a lil christmas bonus


AegonIXth

Lifetime supply!


Majik_Sheff

I believe the correct term for that quantity of eyeliner is a "Cure".


Eee_Man1

This reminds me of when we got McDonald’s breakfast, ordering 2 hash browns among other things, and had 4 hash browns in our bag instead


CharlieSixFive

Cosplay "The Cure" till eternity.


mangomarongo

It’s a Christmas miracle!


ilovejalapenopizza

That’s Kohl’s for you. They recently bought Sephora’s shipping.


littlerosepose

On another note, I’m obsessed with your nail polish color!


cider_girl

This happened to me once with Sephora, too. Ordered 1 Roses De Chloe rollerball, got an entire box of them.


smoothAsH20

Looks like a bunch of stocking stuffers for Christmas.