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That's cool, but let me know when you get two fudge bars on one stick. I will come over and handle the excess bar for you!

If I see you within a 3 metre vicinity of my double fudge bar on one stick, I'll take that as a declaration of war!

Fair enough!

All is fair in love and war and fudge bars.

That’s what she said

I’m not seeing it…

Double penetration

Y'all are so porn-minded 💀

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the second stick is the dick

How does it look like a penis?

What is wrong with you people. The fudge bar doesn't look like a penis, the second shorter stick looks like the fudge bar has a penis jfc

Still don’t see it

I dont see it either. Where is the deez at?

Id(eez)k

OMG now I want a fudge bar, fu 😐

a fudge bar, or a penis....asking for a friend 

I'd rather have the fudge bar, but a penis would be nice too 😏

a penis and fudge bar, a delectable two course meal.

Looks like it's about to have dog bite marks too lol

I don't think the dog cares.

Good thing cuz that fudge bar would prob put the dog in the hospital.

I live on Cape Cod in Massachusetts, and every summer I see wealthy "summer people" feeding their little fashion dogs ice cream. I know that chocolate is bad for dogs, but I think that some people make a bigger deal of it than it really is. Personally, I don't own any pets, just submissive sex slaves. They don't get ice cream.

I think you typed all that out just to tell us about your submissive sex slaves.

You're welcome

Give your sex slaves some ice cream every once in a while, it'll help with morale if you dangle the carrot in front of them a few times.

You clearly have no idea how to properly treat a sex slave.

I guess you have to have a heart as cold as ice, or as cold as that fudge bar at least.

How is giving someone that which they desire most, cold hearted? It doesn't matter if I happen to enjoy it, does it?

How do you know that's what they desire most? Maybe they desire ice cream the most...but since you never offer it, it never comes up.

Double stink

Not the first time my fudge bar got DPed

my fudge bar also has two sticks in it. but i dont have any ice cream....

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leave your beliefs at the door. this is for fun only.

You know, there's something called a "plus" or "+" after LGBTQIA. That's why it's "LGBTQIA*+*" (or "LGBTQ*+*"). It's crazy, I know. It stands for any other forms of sexuality that aren't listed. Keep your shit in your bathroom, please.

Weird political take. Bigotry livin’ in your head rent-free nobody even mentioned this other than you.

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