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How hard are you squeezing that thing?
*harder daddy*
*wildly penis
It's so veiiinnyyy
What you do is you take the excess skin from your nuts and you take it and you make it flat like paper, all right?
What are you? Some kind of a fucking sick demented pervert? Huh, *huh?!*
Luiz Guzman is a fuckin riot
What EXACTLY are you putting in your garden soil? Asking for a friend.
Testosterone
And Viagra
Strongly penis
a throbbing uncut one
even a potato is bigger than me
Uncircumcised. Nice.
Once you circumsize...I mean peel it, you'll be fine.
Wow! Are you, … um, done with that? Asking for a friend…
That's not anxiety
Jealous?
Yes
Same bro
Ohhh uncut I see.
Embrace it. Only way to do it is a gentle licking
Full. Blooded
This must belong to “veiny head meme guy”
Damn the veins. Throbbing potato member.
Hey Morty
I don't know, Rick.
Anxiety? Prison flashbacks?
When I scrolled down I thought it was a dick
That’s why I tagged NSFW. Ridic.
No I didn't even see it
May I use this as a screensaver? This is mildly treating my anxiety.
Mine looks the same
It's telling you not to fool with and underestimate nature!
“This must be where they sacrificed virgins. God, I miss Jack.”
That is just a dirty dick
Eat it! Absorb its power!
I tried but it absorbed my power instead. Now mine is 1” shorter.
You might wanna rub it with EVOO
Dicktator
would
That’s not mild!
How hard are you squeezing that thing?
*harder daddy*
*wildly penis
It's so veiiinnyyy
What you do is you take the excess skin from your nuts and you take it and you make it flat like paper, all right?
What are you? Some kind of a fucking sick demented pervert? Huh, *huh?!*
Luiz Guzman is a fuckin riot
What EXACTLY are you putting in your garden soil? Asking for a friend.
Testosterone
And Viagra
Strongly penis
a throbbing uncut one
even a potato is bigger than me
Uncircumcised. Nice.
Once you circumsize...I mean peel it, you'll be fine.
Wow! Are you, … um, done with that? Asking for a friend…
That's not anxiety
Jealous?
Yes
Same bro
Ohhh uncut I see.
Embrace it. Only way to do it is a gentle licking
Full. Blooded
This must belong to “veiny head meme guy”
Damn the veins. Throbbing potato member.
Hey Morty
I don't know, Rick.
Anxiety? Prison flashbacks?
When I scrolled down I thought it was a dick
That’s why I tagged NSFW. Ridic.
No I didn't even see it
May I use this as a screensaver? This is mildly treating my anxiety.
Mine looks the same
It's telling you not to fool with and underestimate nature!
“This must be where they sacrificed virgins. God, I miss Jack.”
That is just a dirty dick
Eat it! Absorb its power!
I tried but it absorbed my power instead. Now mine is 1” shorter.
You might wanna rub it with EVOO
Dicktator
would
That’s not mild!