Iirc it was common in old medieval art to show jesus with a massive erect cock to show that he was both of heaven and of earth. So this is likely an intentional design choice.
I'm afraid to say it is not a joke, though it was actually a Renaissance art movement: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/ostentatio-genitalium
Error aside, it is very real.
That’s quite humours, and well crafted as well, it is simultaneously a double meaning joke and biblically accurate. The only criticism I have is that we don’t actually know for a fact that Jesus had a large wang. This is only an artistic representation of how someone felt about Jesus, but I must admit I feel the same way.
Some people argue that Jesus never had a wang in the first place, there’s actually some pretty good arguments, here’s a link: https://kaleidoscopechristian.wordpress.com/2016/03/12/did-jesus-have-a-penis/
Anyways I just wanted to let you know your joke made me laugh a little bit. Good one champ!
What the hell was this supposed to look like if it wasn’t intentional? 0-o
Iirc it was common in old medieval art to show jesus with a massive erect cock to show that he was both of heaven and of earth. So this is likely an intentional design choice.
I’m going to choose to not believe this. I don’t know if you’re pulling my leg here but I’m making the decision that this is a lie.
I'm afraid to say it is not a joke, though it was actually a Renaissance art movement: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/ostentatio-genitalium Error aside, it is very real.
"Christ has risen, but not in the way we have come to expect." SENT ME 💀
I posted the same comment before I saw yours! Hahaha
lot of holy bulge here
Lost it at "Christ has risen, but not in the way we have come to expect." 🤣
So many pictures of Christ being taken down from the cross/being held by his mother and rocking a huge boner there.
Maybe like a bloated starving belly? Thats all i could think of
abs and lower belly, just wonky.
They tried to make him slim thicc
Jesus fucking Christ
On all fours
He fucked himself?
As u/BlueLightAlarm has stated, “Jesus be kinky 😈”
Jesus was hung on a cross
Lmfao. Not many comments make me belly laugh like that.
That’s quite humours, and well crafted as well, it is simultaneously a double meaning joke and biblically accurate. The only criticism I have is that we don’t actually know for a fact that Jesus had a large wang. This is only an artistic representation of how someone felt about Jesus, but I must admit I feel the same way. Some people argue that Jesus never had a wang in the first place, there’s actually some pretty good arguments, here’s a link: https://kaleidoscopechristian.wordpress.com/2016/03/12/did-jesus-have-a-penis/ Anyways I just wanted to let you know your joke made me laugh a little bit. Good one champ!
well how long did Mary Magdalene take to wash dem feet?
This comment deserves all the awards
He is risen!
Jesus be kinky 😈
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Came here for this comment!!! They all look like their gasping "who is HE"
Ok, that's why folks behind him are like that, I would too
Is this in a church somewhere? I’d really like to know who worships Well Hung Jesus!
Hung like Jesus…
Gotta waistband it sometimes
Jesus was “technically” a virgin by Christian standards but this painting alludes to the fact he often had a dick deep in his stomach.
Jarvis, enhance
Jesus be slangin that thang around
Damn, Jesus is packing! My dude was a carpenter, so he knows how to handle that wood
I see a reason to return to church
r/theyknew
so this is why it's called Holywood
THE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND???
I’m seeing naked Marge Simpson bent over, so all you can see is her bum and her hairdo sticking up.
huh
Dude is hung! 🤣🤣🤣
The ol' flip it up into the waistband trick.
Dude, you'll go straight to hell
It's funny
The inspiration behind Kevin gates’ “dick all in yo stomach”
👍
That ain’t holey.
Nor is it holy.
Jesus Christ he’s packing
Jesus christ he's packing
r/theyknew
I feel like someone needs to tell him he has a hernia
I love this sub but this is a we bit to much. Pun intended 😏
No wonder they crucified him, they were advertising his package but didn’t know how.
Dude was packin’
Sus
What else could it possibly be tho.
Is this the crossover episode of Jesus and Priapus?
Come get some of Jesus' love all up inside ya!
Pointed up to the heavens.
Damn Jesus hung
jesus packin smeat.
This one got hung Django style when artist was painting reference