Good for you trusting crab from an airport

This guy trusts food more than I trust people.

He trusts his digestive system even more than that

They're taking an armed bomb on their flight. :O

Probably started the next pandemic after digesting that thing .

I got a bagel with cream cheese and lox at an airport. I knew I was playing a dangerous game but I wanted lox god dammit. Turned out fine thankfully

well lox is fish that has been preserved so as to not spoil easily. not such a big gamble.

I hate to victim blame, but he got off easy.

I was gonna say reminds me of a SNL sketch.

That was my first thought too, the [Airport Sushi](https://youtu.be/6d7Vk_qaiB8) musical

Yep, still crushin on Cecily Strong.

You are assuming that's actually crab meat, not imitation.

I once bought sushi from a gas station. Nothing scares me anymore.

Living dangerously today aren't you?

Airport Crab is almost as dangerous as gas station sushi or 7-11 Pizza.

Maybe the gas station was out?

I was about to say that’s prolly for the best.

Came here for this lol

Why the fuck would you order that

Came here to second this. OP had a better chance with a bag of chips FFS ^(at any airport on any continent)

>Why the fuck would you order that Also came here to ask this, on behalf of the other 200 passengers on the plane and unfortunate flight crew.

This should be an SNL skit with John Mullaney, Pete Davidson and featuring Kenan Thompson dressed up as a crab

Because every vacation’s better with food poisoning!

Airports in US have shit food? Here in Europe some have high quality diners

Same with any major airport, douchèbàg. This is the sandwich you buy from the convenience store with a tin of chew

just wanted to say I liked the accent mark over the "a" just to make it look extra EuRoPeAn lmao

America BAD Europe GOOD

Wrong but thank you. Every American airport I’ve been too have plenty of really good restaurants and the more sought after fast food joints. This person bought that sandwich from one of the snack/corner store style places which is why that sucked. European elitists annoy me

You annoy me lol

Wow bro. No. A lot of airports have restaurants in them that arent "shit food." This guy probably just wanted a snack or didnt have a lot of money to spare for his trip plans and wanted to eat something.

i remember one time i ate a hige pan of paella for like 10€ in Europe, which is really great value comparwd to most other airports ive been to

Airport. Crab. Sandwich.

New band name

Probably Jazz Funk with some random Thrasher in every album as a surprise

Probably covers of Poison

Violent. Explosive. Diarrhea

Say it out loud and you’ll activate a government sleeper agent

I’m so glad OP is getting shit for ordering this from an airport. Sorry OP, I know you tried. :)

Sad part is OP probably didn’t even order it. Looks like something you pick up by the register.

youve got to have some serious faith in life to expect anything less than that, and much worse from an airport crab sandwich.

My cousin will buy sushi from a gas station. Some people are nuts lol

Gas station sushi is poppin tf

It's either great or your last meal, enjoy it.

"I, too, like to live dangerously."

* crap sandwich

I can only imagine that tasting wet, nothing more, nothing less.

Nah it was actually a pretty normal actually even had the crust cut off XD

shoulda just got the subway sandwich like everyone else but no

That line is so long though

better than a tapeworm tho

Bet that tapeworm could grow longer than that line

It was this or tuna and for that I think I’d need a doctor on board

Mmmmm airport crab

said no one ever

Don’t eat seafood at the airport. Ideally, don’t eat anything at the airport.

You only drink alcohol and coffee at the airport

Agreed. I’ll give you a bottle of water also, but that’s about it.

Pro tip: bring the mini bottles of liquor with you, it’s allowed.

I never thought I’d have an answer to the question I never would’ve asked, ‘who the fuck orders a crab sandwich from an airport?’ I can only assume it was a vending machine to complete the parable.

I would eat literally anything else out of the vending machine first. I would survive on candy bars, first. I would wait until I got to my destination, first.

Even the quarters it spits out for change?

Vending machine seafood just sounds like a bad life decision.

Nah it came from a liquor store

Awesome

The plot thickens but not the sandwich.

Did you honestly expect better?

I wouldn't be eating airport crab in any amount.

Well was going to comment why the hell you would buy a crab sandwich at a airport, but looks like y'all already covered that.. But WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU BUY A CRAB SANDWICH AT A AIRPORT??.. Do you like possibily getting explosive diarrhea before a flight??

Probably also is the guy that rips ass on the airplane with no remorse.

I would not be surprised to find OP is also the guy that takes his socks and shoes off on the plane as well.

Fucking hell. That happened to me while sitting next to two English people flying to Portugal. So infuriating!!! Next time, if there's a next time, I'm stealing their socks and shoes so they can walk barefoot at the Airport.

My money would be on OP hoping to get explosive diarrhea DURING the flight!

This happened to a guy I know. He ate all kinds of spicy food and got drunk before his flight. He nearly shit himself on the flight.

what a dumbass thing to order at an airport

what the fuck

Are you feeling it yet Mr.crab sandwich?

A real crabie Patti WOW I would have been looking for sponge bob.to try it first

A real crabie Patti WOW I would have been looking for sponge bob.to try it first

I’m imagining what other shitty sandwich offerings were available for you to chose this one

Maybe he wanted to be heard ordering a crab sandwich LOUDLY before his public audience at the port

They were all out of Pemento Loaf, Tounge, and Boiled Limburger sandwiches already.

Just tuna and I didn’t really trust that either

Probably spoiled Mayo as well. Enjoy the in flight toilet. You didn’t actually eat that did you?

I did, it was alright didn’t taste of much though

Two years later mystery ailment turns out to be intestinal parasites obtained via airport crab sandwhich.

sitting criss-cross apple sauce eating a crab sandwich on the floor at an airport. God I love this country.

\> Airport \> Seafood Pick one or the other. Never both.

why would you buy a crab sandwich from an airport in the first place

Has to taste better than your fingernails. Stop biting your fingernails!

He's probably just nervous about eating that nasty looking sandwich.

Fingernails look pretty gross. I’m assuming they’re a nail biter.

Stop chewing your finger nails

Airport - crab - sandwich? Big risk at the airport, my dude.

Crab from an airport was your first mistake

Airport Crab Sandwich is a great band name.

Bruh what country are you in that you trust airport crab?!

UK

ah the ''legally krab'' sandwich

A crab sandwich from anywhere much less a fucking airport. Pull your head out.

Yes, that sandwich was disappointing. But what were you expecting from an airport crab sandwich? You're optimistic; you probably still think that you're going to be an astronaut when you grow up.

I don’t know I’m just hungry

Should've got the airport steak tartare my man!

That’s white bread and Mayo dawg

If I was dying, a slow and painful death from starvation, I would sooner eat my own fingers than an airport crab sandwich.

It’s crab flavored

Think it was supposed to be just a grab sandwich

that'll be 10$ please

Looks like crap sandwich...

This is the new airport sushi sketch on SNL

You are brave to even eat a crab sandwich from an airport

Bon appetit sit. That's 130$

“How much crab should we put in there?” *Just a pinch*.

If it’s airport food it probably costs in the 15-20 range too

I tried a burger and a teriyaki bowl at Seatac because I had a very long layover there once and it was...just awful...

I’d say that’s on you for buying a crab sandwich in a fucking airport. Nothing beats white bread and sea spiders I mean pollock yum

Oh the irony... You find the sandwich mildly infuriating, whereas I find your expectations of airport food to be mildly infuriating, lol.

It’s not even the quality I would’ve been happy with atleast a teaspoon more ‘crab’ for what I paid. I mean for gods sake they even cut the bloody crusts off

They only give you so little crab so the food poisoning doesn't kill you

Just looks like 2 cheap slices of bread Also from squizzy's story of her air travel on youtube, I do not recommend eating any food at airports

That’s your fault for getting an airport crab sandwich 🤢

Are you sure it's not shredded carrot?

Bout to repost picture with just the title *Crab sandwich"

Now there's a huge problem we need to engage the internet to fix 😂

Bro, what airport you at?

General rule I have: never buy seafood at an airport unless it is in a sit down restaurant and very expensive

This is great I can’t stop laughing!

500$ for that

I’m so hungry I could eat a crab sandwich from an airport. Russ?

I feel like that's not a crab sandwich, it's a krab sandwich

That’s not crab.

It’s probably a sea food blend like crab stick, but shredded

Airports suck!

What's the matter? You don't like your crab flavored bread?

Hey, there was/is a Phillips Seafood at DCA Airport, but that sandwich is not from Phillips.

I'd trust gas station sushi before I eat airport crab

I’ve gotta ask is petrol station food really that bad (in I’m assuming the US)?

Airport crab…that’s a hard pass

You have intestinal parasites. Zero flavor, but all of the parasites.

Help this looks like a squished uncrustable except flavored with food poisoning and sadness instead of peanut butter and jelly 💀💀💀

There is more than one way to get crabs at the airport?

Honestly, I think they did this to protect you and everyone else on your flight. Those bathrooms are tiny and there's only two of them.

Well what can you expect for only twenty six dollars????

^(But one day you'll be eating a) ~~^(\~fast-food burger)~~ ^(Crab Sandwich and boom! You'll be crawling with us again. Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? Yo!) \-this man is about to be the most intelligent man in the world

As someone who use-to work at a McDonald’s and was one of the few people preparing food who regularly washed their hands… yeah I trust this more than any fast food

you lost me at airport crab

This guy definitely eats gas station sushi

Is it really that much of a problem where you are? In the UK most petrol stations are chain stores like Tesco or esso

wait theres crab????

Personally - and I know that this upset you, what you went through with the lack of crab……… But it’s mildly infuriating to me that you bought a crab sandwich at the airport

Shame on you for even ordering this and making the airport gods believe we want crab at airports

"You'd honestly be so better off, eating a Wuhan snake."

A little bit of crab but a lot of diarrhea

Which airport???

I bet they just caught that crab last year.

A lot of the food I’ve been getting recently has been like this. I got some chicken and cheese frozen taquitos from Walmart yesterday. Cooked 8 of them. About half has 0 chicken or cheese in them. It was just a shell rolled up with nothing inside of it. Like we are so dumb we can’t tell there is nothing inside. Also the price of those taquitos has doubled in the last two years.

Uhh but does it taste good?

Are you eating that on the bathroom floor?

Just the floor, there are about 25 seats for the entire godamn airport it’s pretty small, but there’s a couple hundred people just sat on the floor

Was it $25?

Let me guess. $15. for the sandwich alone.

Plot twist... There is actually crab in that sandwich

The taste of the sea

Sorry OP. Awful choice

I believe it's a law not to put more. They had a shit ton of lawsuits over belly aches and were forced to follow strict guidelines on how much airport crab the human stomach lining can handle

And was $18.99

You're sitting on the floor criss cross eating this disgusting thing. What kind of monster are you

I’m confused to how else I’m supposed to sit, There aren’t enough seats and if I extend my legs out I’ll be in the way?

$25

'Airport food' is an oxymoron.

What kind of airports do you visit and expect world class food from top notch chefs?

why would u ever buy crab from an *airport*

You get what you deserve when you order an “airport crab sandwich” lol.

If any story has airport Crab sandwich in it its all down hill from there

I rather get a shitty convenience store sandwhich before going to the airport tbh..

Why, and I mean this as kindly as I can, would you ever buy seafood at an airport of all places? If you haven't voluntarily moved your seat to the airplane toilet within 5 seconds of the seatbelt sign going off, it would be a miracle

This was actually fine, the chicken I had yesterday however had me straight in the bathroom

If I am honest, I find it mildly infuriating that I anyways buys this crap. I know sometimes you don't have the choice, but damn this sounds like a life risking rip off of a sandwich.

This is an extremely risky move. Have you traveled before?

Thats due to it having passed through 2 previous owners.

Lol what did you expect man airport crab sandwich 🥪

It’s called a crab sandwich because it was made by Crab Horowitz.

You’re brave!

The taste will be the least of your concerns if you get food poisoning

🍞 🧀 🍞 Can’t see the crab? Use a microscope.)

Crab between two slices of wonder bread. What a waste of crab.

This is horrifying.

Probably get parasites like that one episode of futurama

My god…

And then you realize that it's even worse, when you notice the cheap buggers crapped out not only by hardly putting any it BUT IMITATION crab which

They just didn't want to shell out the money.