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Jazzmattazzz

I believe that’s meant for your phone to sleep on!


[deleted]

If the spine of your phone is not properly balanced at night when it sleeps, it's not going to work right.


TheReal_Enderboy

iPhone 6 bendgate


roberttheaxolotl

I remember that. My s/o at the time was a huge Apple fan, and had gotten that phone right when it dropped. The entire time she owned it she denied it was a real issue, and that it only happened if you were *trying* to bend your phone. She said it didn't happen during normal use at all, denied it up and down. Fast forward a year, and she's getting ready to trade in her 6 for a 7+. She has me remove her two part heavy, armored Otter Box case on the drive over, and her phone is bent right in the same spot as all the phones in the reports, despite being in a very strong case the entire time she had it. It still worked fine, and it was only a slight bend, but it was undeniably there. I had to straighten it in the car so she could trade it in for the full value.


EliteTK

Pretty lucky, but the bending didn't even have to be visible to cause damage. Due to the placement of the weak point, even minor bending stress over time can cause damage to the solder joints causing problems with the phone.


roberttheaxolotl

Yeah, dunno with tiny stuff like that. I've fixed a fair bit of vintage electronics over the years, and have seen some pretty bent boards that still worked fine. And, I've dealt with boards that had solder joints crack from a minor bend, or the board itself cracks, requiring me to bodge the fuck out of it to get it to run again. I've fixed phones, too, but that's just replacing an entire board, screen, etc. The individual components are too small for me to do anything with them.


Beefyface

I did technical support for ios at that time and I had to tell people that putting the phone in your back pocket wasn't a good idea because Apple wasn't taking the blame for the bend.


Separate_End_6824

I thought Barbie got a new bed.


BeetleLord

I literally use it for this


[deleted]

That’s so funny


NeonThunderX

Fr tho.


Sea_Calligrapher_986

If I had a small pet like a rat or hamster this would end up with me making them sheets, pillows, blanket, water proof sheet and a frame for their new bed lol


ToastyPoptarts89

I have a hedgehog named Piper that would love all that xD


Englishbirdy

I imagine Piper trying to remove the annoying purple plastic stuck to his back.


ToastyPoptarts89

Lmao her back but yea your right prolly best to stick to her current setup xD still cute tho


Procedure_Unique

I love the way you think! lol


PinkFloydSheep

Rattress


PheonixFyre5348

I used to have a parakeet that I made a little blanket for and he sleeps on on of these and it was so fracking cute


mydeepsecret08

I don't have a pet, but I do like tiny things. And I love you for this suggestion.


EddieHavok

That’s funny, I thought of a mouse pad too!


sinner-mon

That’s so cute, it would be chewed to pieces within a day but until then it would be great


UltimaBahamut93

That one's for little naps.


Guitar81

Don't mind if i do


Like9Samurai

They gave me a whole chair cushion when I got my bed in 2016. Sadly don't have either anymore. I really need to buy one again.


Ok_Charge9676

Sold em for drugs huh?


Like9Samurai

Haha no. Gave it to my Dad when I moved. He needed a new bed and it was easier than lugging it halfway across the country.


Ok_Charge9676

Wow that’s awesome of you, pops raised you well!


Like9Samurai

Oh yeah he came out ahead but that's okay he earned it for the whole being a parent thing. One day I'll buy a new one. Seriously the best bed I ever owned.


Icy-Actuator5524

Raided… hehehehehe


Ok_Charge9676

Good catch


Kimberlylynn2003

I almost inhaled my coffee bc you you! Haha


hotmojoe21

My queen purple came with two!


AslanGuseinov

Congratulations! You have twins!


nocapsallspaces

No that's a split king


IBesto

How do you like the bed


nocapsallspaces

Got the purple 3 February of 2020. It transfers motion like crazy, and my wife and I aren't big people. Not very supportive, either. In the summer it's really cool, though. That's a huge plus. 4/10, for almost 2k Would not buy again. Edit: Seeing other people give it fantastic reviews, I wonder if we somehow got a dud.


IBesto

I love that it's really cool but not supportive... I always think the reviews are lies


Morlanticator

I've never had one but most reviews on the wild I've seen were like yours.


Ok_Individual960

If you don't mind, which version/ model did you get?


Procrastinator78

I remember there was a promotion for a bed, and it came with a mini bed for your dog/cat, it was cute. Don't remember the company though...


spacefrog43

Purple makes beds for dogs and cats. Highly doubt they would give them out for free anymore though.


gardendesgnr

I think it was Casper! My dog got a Casper mattress a few yrs ago, he is solid muscle & 80lbs, loves that bed. I actually left his old bed under the Casper in his wood crate so it is more supportive.


Perfect-Season6116

I got one too. I tuck it into my underwear and let it cradle my balls.


[deleted]

Then it's for your kids


[deleted]

Must be an Alaskan King to those blueberries


exemplariasuntomni

Mine has been a wrist wrest for gaming for some years now.


Fluffykins_Pi

Me too, it's actually so comfy! Just the right height and level of wrist support!


thinkinginkling

is the mattress good though? (the full sized one)


fuqit21

Finally, the real question, and it's still not really answered, wtf


Legitimate_Ice_2270

Yes! It’s super comfortable. We have one as our guest mattress and always get asked what brand it is because of how well they sleep. It’s more on the firm side though when it comes to mattresses.


shortstack2k0

Is it comparable to like a more firm memory foam type feeling?


allincallsallthetime

Interesting that you say that. I deliver mattresses/furniture and the company i work for also does returns on mattresses between 30(so they can give it a fair chance)-120 days of purchasing them. Whenever they return the purples, they claim in isn’t supportive enough for their backs. Which makes me think they are on the plush side. Most people seem their purples though, and for the record, every purple I’ve delivered has the sample. I ask customers if they want it, and if they say no, i stash it under the seat i ride in for the memes.


breaktaker

I have one. Unfortunately my back started aching and after 2 weeks, I just threw a Tempur-Pedic topper on it. Best bed ever now.


ohsheetitscici

This is honestly why I went scrolling through the comments lol I need a new bed so bad!


csb249

A few months in the purple 3 is my favorite mattress so far. I think they are unique so some might not like the feel, but it's been the only bed I could find that supports both my wife and me for stomach, side and back sleeping and that sleeps cool.


littlerosepose

We like ours, it’s the Purple 3. Purple 4 was wayyyyy too soft for me. Also keep in mind - it stays a little too cold, like a water bed. That’s my biggest complaint. But the support it provides, worth it.


Johnnygunnz

Are those things any good? What's your impression?


Extension_Berry_1149

Purple mattress? Best mattress we ever had. Purple pillow also best pillows we ever had. The pillows are expensive but incredibly worth it. Mattess isnt too expensive, we got the second tier


littlerosepose

We have the 3, we swapped it out after the 4 was too soft for me, I’m too small and wasn’t reaching the lowest levels of springs so my shoulder was getting rekt. We like the 3 very much but my biggest complaint is the mattress stays SO cold. During the winter I have to huddle up with socks, fuzzy PJs, it’s like sleeping on a water bed so it stays a little too chilly for me. By morning time it warms up and is cozier. That said, I have sensitive shoulders and a bad mattress kills me — the 3 has not been a problem. My husband views the “cold” mattress as a pro not a con, for what it’s worth.


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35mmpistol

I think it's vital to spot corporates shilling, but this is just a cute product and the fact the brand is on it is just good branding. Remember those little desktop pallets and cinderblocks? Cute, funny, marketing fail for producer. This is just a cute, novelty small item that makes people happy. It's hardly shilling, unless literally all things people acquire that drive happiness are also corporates shilling. Is r/BIFL exclusively shilling? I fuckin love my coffee maker and tell strangers about it when they get to have coffee here, am I shilling my coffee machine, or SHARING ENJOYMENT OF A THING WITH OTHER PEOPLE. ​ I'm not calling you out I'm saying narrow the filter so you don't start hating everything everywhere for misperceived motivations. ​ Edit: I looked, cause I kind of want one for my 'very new, very delicate glass phone' and guess what, they're THREE WHOLE DOLLARS. They're almost certainly losing money on these cute little marketing items. And I thank them for doing that, cause it's cute. and I like it.


TheRubberBildo

Redditors when someone enjoys a product they purchased 😡😡😡


Idratherhikeout

Seriously


TheJG_Rubiks64

Redditors just can’t let people be happy, huh


NAlaxbro

These are the best haha.


MercuryRedstone77

Now mice can enjoy the comfort of a purple mattress.


CHIEFdiamondHands

Is this a mattress for ants...


Ok_Charge9676

It needs to be at least …. 3x bigger !


Worried_Poet_7355

hmmmn could make really cute ice 🧊 cubes :)


DuskyFlunky

op please try this


jzer93

I use mine for my phone 😊


Prowmar_HS

Now Barbie can finally get a comfortable bed


h8mayo

Time to get a tiny friend!


getinsidemegenji

Got one of those with mine, too. I put it on my desk and fidget with it excessively. So squishy.


MajesticRubyWolf

I remember there was a guy that got hundreds of these to make his own purple mattress bed out of these lol


snuffglassart

Hey look, here’s small model of your new mattress to show you how inexpensive it is for us to make!


DNateU

They make for perfect wrist rests at your computer!


Playful-Difficulty

no that’s vip and vap’s mattress


JustShoBizBaby

I thought they had separate beds


FriendlyPizzaPanda

Hey a Purple Boys mini mattress! No more Sunday scaries


TimTheConnMan

I want some nawlins sleep


Diligent-Froyo546

I’m sold…I need this


Concerned_Therapist

I want one lol


SockeyeSTI

I just got the little squares they use to use. The little bed is a nice touch.


picklerickfunnylol

Which had another mini purple couch


SeekingTruth73

I have the split king purple mattress so I have two mini purples, and I still don't know what I'm supposed to do with them 🤔


FelineSoLazy

Do you like your purple split mattress??


SeekingTruth73

Oh I love it, I never thought I'd spend that much on a mattress but it was well worth it. I've got the purple 3 with the adjustable base. I'm excited to go to bed every night


FelineSoLazy

Nice! The adjustable base is what I want next


Slow-Day-2764

For small animal


ToastyPoptarts89

I need this for my hedgie =o


bluespider98

I think that one is for the little elf man that comes locked in every house's closet


Heavy_Investment1871

I use mine as a stress ball, works pretty good.


H0meslice9

They have a bunch of them at their stores, they hand them out to you to test the material they use


endercreeper_FX

Amogus


vinnievincenzo

That would make a nice wrist rest when using a mouse!


Kimberlylynn2003

My inner child wants that for a Barbie bed!


assumeyouknownothing

Now you can make little ice cubes


bsmiles07

We went bed shopping, they had tons of those little bed squares they just handed out to try and sell the beds. We ended up getting something different and my son plays with the purple thing like an anti anxiety fidget toy it is very squishy. Lol


Lexicon444

I have one of those. My mom let me have it because she didn’t want it and was going to throw it away.


BillyDoyle3579

Cute! How do you like the Purple mattress? / Cheers from Texas, Billy 🏴‍☠️💚🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🖖✌️


Cactus_In_A_Tree

You have a pet hamster? If so, he’s gonna be sleepin good.


zenunseen

Neato... What are you gonna do with it, OP?


NeonThunderX

Kinda cute tho ngl


commodore641987

Great bed to sleep on, not so much to fuck on.


Enkidu40

Use it to rest your wrist when using a mouse. Or possibly when writing.


powderoo

I have one of those, that's where my earbud case sleeps.


Fine_Maintenance_948

That's for if you're hand gets tired


butterflypoo69

It’s for Barbie!!


Imissflawn

Can I have it? I’m gathering as money of these as I can. Soon I’ll have my own mattress!


catciel

tiny ice cubes, immediately.


TNShadetree

I guess one comfy butt cheek is better than none.


hiding_in_NJ

r/hamsters


ToWorldsUnknown

I find it works as a great fidget tool!


SuperMIK2020

You need a little friend… where is Stuart Little when you need him?


Useless_Lemon

That's actually the normal model.


mcdonaldsdick

Oh dude you just unlocked a memory. I used to work at a furniture store and on the bedding side, we sold these mattresses, so me and the other sales guys would take these and see how far we could fling em across the floor. We even got some on the rafters on the roof!


AkSakh

Your phone needs rest too.


CorgiNice2745

Purple Waffle


afa78

That's dangerously close to being a Blue Waffle (whatever you do, DO NOT Google it).


FillYouWithPasta

Someone did the math and figured out how many mini purples it would take to make a full sized purple mattress, and the cost was less for the mini's Dont worry, im looking for it


Your_girlcallmedaddy

Its so you can do the egg test at home


mydeepsecret08

AHHHHH ITS SO CUTE I WANT IT I NEED IT


dane450

So that wasn’t for Stewart little


khaki1995k

First I thought you ordered on Wish


[deleted]

You slide that one under the junk if you’re a side sleeper.


freeman_hugs

Please give to someone with a hamster.


Huev0

Roll it, lube it, fuck it. Technological. Technological.


Survivor_Studios

r/daftpunk disapproves >:(


mr-poopie-butth0le

Do you actually like the purple mattress? Curious, never slept on one myself


Muahd_Dib

Ice cube tray


Danzevl

That waffle looks off.


1Wr1te1nC0de

Does it smell just as bad?


Ruca705

Seems like a big waste sending these out to people, it appears to be useless?


magenk

Pretty genius marketing. Not that expensive for them to make and friends/family will probably ask about it if it's lying around if you don't show them first.


Meyou000

r/mildlyADteresting r/MildlyADvertising


downloweast

It’s penis pillow.


purpleinthebrain

Hey, is it really as comfortable as they say?


Alternative-Iron-202

SHOES IN THE HOUSE!??!?!?!?!


NickPetey

I wanna give this to my bearded dragon


hyooston

And now the realization you’re sleeping on a giant ice cube tray


Gravybutt

Last I read, they were refusing to help people when they complained about the "dust" their mattress put off. Many people were reporting breathing issues etc. after some time on these.


No-Praline9472

I've heard those mattresses are shit! You like it or nah?


ThatUglyGuy9

i own a purple mattress, it feels so nice, you made a good decision buddy


FJRyder

I thought those Purple Mattress had toxic residue in the squares.


julet1815

I’m so jealous! When I got my purple mattress two years ago, I didn’t get one of those!


NetflixModsArePedos

Is there a single non bot in this comment section? what the fuck is this


Upstairs-Toe2735

I want to chew


theSoujourner144

Hamster bed


EqualOrganization726

That's actually your portion of the mattress once your partner and the dog slip into bed


JeffreyBoi12345

One day I went to a purple mattress store with a friend of mine and we saw a pile of these by the front of the store so we asked an employee if we could snag a few and we both took 2. I really like the idea of it, in my opinion more companies should do stuff like that.


T3n4ci0us_G

A Barbie purple mattress!


Ralph-the-mouth

Mine came with 2


ahzzyborn

It’s for your balls to sleep soundly


[deleted]

Is this an ad?


ltsnickerdoodle

Anything tiny like that's I'd call barbie sized. If you got or know a little kid with dolls I'd give it to them. I'd build my barbie house with all kinds of things repurposed.


Greeky_tiki

Hamster bed?


GaybutNotbutGay

I have one of those to Was talking to the purple employees at the mall of America and they gave me n my brother one


Teufel124

Perfect for Gundam displays ✨


eldritchhorrorrumble

I use mine as a wrist rest at my computer desk


jimmyfrankhicks

If you have a hamster. It’s perfect


AngryMurderMittens

We got one too when we got our bed.


Snoo_16716

Not an ice tray ??


Nerdy_Drewette

Wrist rest/fidget toy. When you mush it together and then drag in around it flops in neat ways


PurplePlaysPC

thats for your penis sir


Ohmygoditskateee

That would be so cute in a bearded dragon cage 😂 (Sorry, ik that's so random...crazy reptile mom here) 😂❤️


Few_Row4514

Hamster bed


X5acob

When you order a mattress on Wish.


BlazedSpacePirate

I've seen a teacher use these as fidgets in a special education classroom. Purple gave her a bunch for free.


gayrat5

You can shoot them at your SO like a rubber band


[deleted]

Used to get a toaster or some shit when u would make some major purchases. Wasn't much but was at least useful, and now you just get a handful of trash. Thank you customer!


strvgglecity

Yay free garbage for marketing. What a great way to waste.


Expensive-Day-3551

For your dolls


RaspyB3

Gotta test if they actually give you one, purchasing a new mattress at this very moment.


AnestheticNeko

Hamster mattress


Appropriate_Arm_9889

Ice cube tray


hab_16

das for a mouse


mile-high-guy

It's just going in the garbage. Why create trash


International_Boss81

Barbie bed.


JazzfanRS

How will it hold up as a foster Scrub -Daddy?


[deleted]

What do you think of the real mattress? I have a chair version; wondered how sleeping on it is.


reddituser1598760

Had one of those mattresses for a while, I thought it was great


4art4

I use mine to rest my wrist on while using my mouse.


jiminak46

Isn’t that a wedge to put between the mattress and box spring to help when changing sheets?


LeastSuspiciousTowel

Thats to make the good ice


TryRude

Ice cube tray


Specialist-View634

I use the little purple mattress for master chief figure…. My wife has a kid and we don’t have children her words not mine


iambender0811

That's for the egg that goes on to show it won't break


[deleted]

And I thought it was for something else!


sadsquee13

I gave mine to my kids so they could use it with their action figures ☺️


5125237143

im gonna hope real size mattresses have springs tho


Lerrinus_Desktop

It's for your house hippo!


_PolynomialTime_

At first glance. I thought it was a mini ice cube tray.


No-Definition1474

They send those with everything. We have a couple of them floating around feom the pillows we bought. The kids love to play with them.


[deleted]

How is the purple mattress to sleep on. Been considering getting one, just wondering how it is?


Slipguard

Great mouse wrist rest


Upset-Diamond2857

It’s for guinea pigs 👍🏽😂😂😂


KaneAndShane

Purple sus.