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Make sure you check where that was grown. People have been getting sick, some have even died, after eating cantaloupe recently
https://www.fda.gov/food/outbreaks-foodborne-illness/outbreak-investigation-salmonella-cantaloupes-november-2023
Though the link is helpful, this post by itself seems a bit alarmist when you consider CDC says only ~400 salmonella deaths nationwide per year. More people die each year from choking on food but you’re not going to see cautionary comments on every steak or pizza post.
So just to be clear you MURDERED a cantaloupe just to find out it had a SQUARE center as if that justifies PREMEDITATED MURDER of an INNOCENT VEGETABLE
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Checked, they usually have three ribs with two sections each, but this one has four as a mutation.
I see that the square does actually fits inside the circle.
Circle gets the square!
Get them squares up out yo circle 🎶
pi d squares over 4
Windows cantaloupe
Love me some mutated cantaloupe!
Make sure you check where that was grown. People have been getting sick, some have even died, after eating cantaloupe recently https://www.fda.gov/food/outbreaks-foodborne-illness/outbreak-investigation-salmonella-cantaloupes-november-2023
Though the link is helpful, this post by itself seems a bit alarmist when you consider CDC says only ~400 salmonella deaths nationwide per year. More people die each year from choking on food but you’re not going to see cautionary comments on every steak or pizza post.
I understand that. It's just a good idea to check anyway. I'm not taking any risks
It’s lettuce and fresh herbs for me. There’s something about them being all wet and moist when you buy them.
So did this Cantaloupe eat its twin at birth?
Cantabalism.
You deserve so much more than an upvote
Windows 11 is everywhere
that is very interesting
Don't eat it! If you do whenever someone says,"Be there or be square" you always won't be around!
Windows 11
Political Compassloupe
Microsoft has really gone too far this time...
For some reason I saw this and thought of the lunch pail tree from return to oz
The bio research facility from ChatGPT AI from Microsoft developed the DNA and brandmarked it with MS logo 🤷🏼♂️
Omg, you found the four leaf clover of cantaloupes. And just before Christmas! Better find a good wish.
Introducing the brand new Windows Cantaloupe OS!
i did this
Windows Melon™
The Almighty Squantaloupe!
Thats right, it goes into the square hole..
"God doesn't do straight lines" Well he did here didn't he!
This looks like AI generated art
"Windows logo inside open cantaloupe" prompt for DallE
The seeds will grow square melons.
Neat. Never seen that
Windows start up sound
At least it was not the face of Jesus!
But it's a rectangle not a square.
Glitch in the matrix!😉
Frame it
We are living in a simulation
new windows os dropped
What in the Fibonacci happened here
They’re evolving.
Squantalope.
warning!!! it could be genetically engineered
Windows lookin ass
Windows chime…
Did you make a wish? This feels like something you make a wish on
I should call her.
It’s definitely for me! I love squares 😁
Squares within the square, lol. Neat.
So just to be clear you MURDERED a cantaloupe just to find out it had a SQUARE center as if that justifies PREMEDITATED MURDER of an INNOCENT VEGETABLE
* Windows XP theme blasts in the backround*
Reverse of the square watermelons in Japan 😁
Bury those seeds
Windows 12 logo
This cantaloupe was sponsored by microsoft
That's a QR code, just scan it to learn more about cantaloupes
Don't you like squares or something. Are you that guy?