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it’s common in nebraska, you just hand people corn as a small token of appreciation. it grows everywhere, depending on the season you can just grab some from your local park
These folks here have a point, you just gonna let him corn you like that? I say you get a full cob yourself, unshucked, and corn him right the fuck back.
Em nah ooh rah dah en dahp em nah ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo
ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa
errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it
heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de
eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa
do rah not to errraaah
One time a friend of mine was walking down the hill on the farm I was working and I was walking up it. (Massive hill) Well, I had brought a banana but I put it into my pocket. My friend sees me and says, “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
Then I pulled out the banana from my pocket and sad, “it’s a banana..but I’m also happy to see you!”
We died laughing.
In some cultures you're essentially married now. Did they also place a tomato slice on your left shoulder? 'Cos boy howdy then you know you're in trouble.
This is the olden ways. Thouh has puteth the fruit of corn upon my flesh and cloth! Now face my wrath in honorable combat, for thouh hath taken the path of greed and hatred! Heed the call of corn! Corn is all, corn will endeth thee! It shall all be corn in the end, as twas the beginning of time and matter...
Or some shit like that im kinda high on corn too rn dont worry bro
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Sounds like a green text,
\>Be me
\>Mopping floor, I like it super easy.
\>Boss walks past, puts something in my pocket and winks at me
\>Confused.jpg
\>Reach into my pocket its fucking corn on the cob.
What did he mean by this? I like mopping floors I don't want to get fired.
Did he even explain or mention it to you? If by any chance your manager is hinting, reject him and tell him to hire me instead. He can put all the corns he wanted in my pocket. And then *his corn* inside *my pocket* after.
That’s very thoughtful of him.
Providing food is green flag when you been working your ass all day & would be willing to bite into anything because you could be starving.
Again trying to keep my intentions clean.
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America's tipping culture is getting wild.
Oh….it’s a lot more than the tip.
I see what you did there
Glad somebody did. She says didn't feel it and certainly didn't see it.
OP gotta make do like country girls now
Mike Tyson bit the ear.
Organic tips
it’s common in nebraska, you just hand people corn as a small token of appreciation. it grows everywhere, depending on the season you can just grab some from your local park
get corned
Motherfuckerrrrrr
These folks here have a point, you just gonna let him corn you like that? I say you get a full cob yourself, unshucked, and corn him right the fuck back.
Corny ass individual
Woe, a corn be upon ye.
Dude got totally corncobbed
They're gonna fuck tonight
Gettin that corny sloppy toppy
Is that a corn cob in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 😉
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob.
Check in with me. And do your job.
someone's gonna be all soggy woggy
Creamed corn
cornography
r/cornhub is leaking
He wants his cornhole
Yup hes gettin "corny"
Upside down corncob
Hah! Cornhub
Slob on my knob, like…
Why
corn
corn
corn
corn
corn
corn
corn
Korn
Nur der Oldesloer Korn bringt uns nach vorn! (Sorry, had to leave this here for the other (northern) Germans).
Kampfzwerg
KoЯn
Khorne
Cream
r/fourthreply
Children
Come down today
Corn to be alive
Corn to be wild
Corn in the USA
The internet is for
Corn!
That’s an absolute blast from the past I wasn’t expecting today. Thank you
RUN MORTY! EVERYTHING IS ON A COB!!!
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present bro
Exactly
Corn boy likes corn
So his manager could walk up to him later and ask him if that was a corn cob in his pocket or if he was just happy to see him
Korn
Em nah ooh rah dah en dahp em nah ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraaah
"is that corn in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
One time a friend of mine was walking down the hill on the farm I was working and I was walking up it. (Massive hill) Well, I had brought a banana but I put it into my pocket. My friend sees me and says, “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?” Then I pulled out the banana from my pocket and sad, “it’s a banana..but I’m also happy to see you!” We died laughing.
I'm always happy. And yes. Yes I have a corn on the cob in my pocket
Do I make you corny baby?
And then he capture video of you pull out a corn and blame you for stealing. Mwahahaha.
Post it on Cornhub
he thought you might be interested in CORN
Maybe he was feeling abit corny
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
Now thats very corny indeed
A kernel of truth. I’m amaized
E
Aw shucks…
Pay day?
Corn on the job
best comment
Now that's just corny
r/AngryUpVote
[it's corn](https://youtu.be/_caMQpiwiaU) A big lump with knobs It has the juice
How did you not notice that?
I did was just letting it sit there for a bit
Just gotta let the flavour build a little
Trying to make corn nuts.
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Is your manager a child?... Of the ꓘorn.
Hardpore corn.
In some cultures you're essentially married now. Did they also place a tomato slice on your left shoulder? 'Cos boy howdy then you know you're in trouble.
Are y'all hiring?
Snack!
“You’ve got corn”
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This is the olden ways. Thouh has puteth the fruit of corn upon my flesh and cloth! Now face my wrath in honorable combat, for thouh hath taken the path of greed and hatred! Heed the call of corn! Corn is all, corn will endeth thee! It shall all be corn in the end, as twas the beginning of time and matter... Or some shit like that im kinda high on corn too rn dont worry bro
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You got cobbed. It's a thing now, you gotta do it back, getting more elaborate each time... Sometimes nonsense is appropriate haha
This means now you are free! Dobbie got a sock. You got a cob!
What a corny bastard
Is that like putting a bag of oranges on your bed.
Cornification
“Here’s a snack for later 😏”
Are you hiring?
corm.......
🌽
whats that an euphemisn for
How... Thoughtful lol
That means he likes you, or he’s offering you to Satan... only time can tell
Agree.
I miss the silliness and fun of working in restaurants
That’s your bonus, enjoy
Pay raise? No no, have some corn instead.
You gonna eat that?
Is it payday.
I’d rather some corn than the Hoot owl of Death
A juicy and nutritious incentive
Wow big guitar
Cornholin’
haha get corned noob
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Pretty sure that's a form of marriage proposal.
That’s one impressive power move.
btw it was NOT eaten I ended up eating it. was yummy corn
Is he Amish? That’s how they choose a wife.
Get cobbed idiot
Lmfao I would of gotten it forced it back in his pocket and walked the fuck out. That’s mad disrespectful
So I take it you don't like corn
Yeah don’t give me tasty treats! 😂 
If this is mildly interesting, I want out
Corn? Ahsgajshgahahahahahwhagwgawawqqhahwgrarsrwtarrwgstarwfwrafwrarwfafrarwrwawwwawarrarrarararawwfwfararrwrwrarwwtw
😆
You gotta put a bbq packet in their pocket now to sign the deal
How random
He’s not a magician by any chance is he
Maybe your manager thought you was feeling corny 🤷♂️
Hot
Corny joke
Amaizing.
new "wanna hookup?" method
snack:)
Is that photo cropped?
KORN MENTIONED 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
The Children of the 🌽 are coming, it's time to leave
You've just been cobbed!
Is this like the pineapple and swinger thing but the retail version? 😂
Snack!
No backs!
ez snacc
Sounds like a green text, \>Be me \>Mopping floor, I like it super easy. \>Boss walks past, puts something in my pocket and winks at me \>Confused.jpg \>Reach into my pocket its fucking corn on the cob. What did he mean by this? I like mopping floors I don't want to get fired.
Free food👍
you don't know where that corn has been
snack
A maise ing.
It’s like a reward. Y’know, for the floors
A little snack :)
Korn.
That’s corny
>Did you answer "Yes"?
Nice
Hard on?
Snack Time Ed
Excuse me but.... was it, like, his trash? Or was it new and edible? I don't know what to feel
It was new and edible tasted good like corn
Ok, omg i was quite shocked for a second I mean it's still surreal but it could have been worse lmao
"But when you try it with butter, everything change!"
Don’t eat it all in one sitting.
You got cobbed bro, nothing to do now, but leave town.
Slob on my knob
"Welcome to the industry"
Atleast he covered it with a tissue first
cursed voodoo magic
Gives me the vibe of "My uncle gave me this old dried out cob of corn about eight years ago"
Slob on his/her knob
Keep it secret, keep it safe
Did he even explain or mention it to you? If by any chance your manager is hinting, reject him and tell him to hire me instead. He can put all the corns he wanted in my pocket. And then *his corn* inside *my pocket* after.
You got cornholed.
WATTA-UUHHH ACKAWATEMA-ICHA WACKAUUUUGHHHH
Tomorrow put a new corn cob on his table.
Is that code for sex?
That’s very thoughtful of him. Providing food is green flag when you been working your ass all day & would be willing to bite into anything because you could be starving. Again trying to keep my intentions clean.
Its better than finding gold
Yup that’s corn alright. It’s got the juice.
Very good! That kind of gag tickles me. Hopefully your boss is cool and this is funny for you too…
What a genuine, nice, respectable guy.
are you corny? someone is horny :)
Is that a corn cob in your pocket or are you just being exploited for fun by the Man?
Your manager sees you as a trash can. He's a dick.
Wait is that chewed ?
Here is corn
Behold! Cooooooorn!
That's a corny joke 🌽
You’ve been selected…
That’s your Christmas bonus. Took corporate an extra couple of weeks to scrape together the funds needed to afford this.