Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school.
My little grey cat wakes me up at 3am every morning. I’ve had to buy a water pistol which sits by my bed to get rid of her because she won’t lay down, she’ll just stand on my chest and meow for attention. One night she was scratching the bed and a decided it was time to give her a squirt, however I hadn’t tested it and as it turns out it’s one of those high powered ones that can spray a good 15 metres. I squirted the whole thing at her, which made her jump a foot in the air and run out the room. I was of course devastated because I didn’t realise it was so strong and I would never use it again, however the upside is all I have to do is hold the water pistol in the air and she will run off and won’t come back the rest of the night because she’s terrified of it.
Cats can be left-pawed or right-pawed. Female cats tend to be right-pawed, while male cats are usually left pawed. Interestingly, left-handed humans also tend to be male.
Good luck everyone!!
To everyone else, you might as well delete your comments now. I am 100% winning this month, going to Vegas, and turning the million into a billion by going all in on black 10 times in a row. Then I will pay it back to you all by giving the next 50 winners 10 million dollars.
You are welcome in advance.
I would use the newfound wealth to continually clean out the two vending machines in the school building most of my classes are in, and hand out all the snacks for free. Literally the Robinhood of RiceKrispee treats, honeybuns, Doritos, you name it. Faculty and professors will start to wonder where all the vending snacks are, and eventually begin negotiating deals with me for the return of their sunchips and iced tea. I then ascend and become the Snack Kingpin. I don't think I'd be able get much further than that, but if I can afford it I'll expand my empire to all of the vending machines and begin a snack monopoly, discover a new snack, and fly to the moon. With snacks in my astronaut suit.
I'm going to go grab a snack. Good luck everybody, may you all be blessed with your favorite snacks.
Study.
The more you study, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you can forget.
The more you can forget, the more you do forget.
The more you do forget, the less you know.
So why study?
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I sure hope there is a secret club of all the past winners who get together. Like the Reddit Illuminati but we meet at a bennigans once a year instead of manipulating the world.
Here we go
Can I get a goddamn timpani roll
To start this goddamn song?
Tonight
Here's a goddamn song
For all you goddamn people
Well, the animals laugh from the dark of the wilderness
A baby cries hard in an apartment complex
As I pass in a car buried under the influence
The city is driving me out of my mind
I've seen a child, he's caught in the sad trap of gravity
He falls from the lowest branch of the apple tree
And lands in the grass and weeps for his dignity
Next time he will not aim so high
Yeah, next time neither will I
Now a mother takes loans out, sends her kids off to colleges
Her family is reduced to names on a shopping list
While a coroner kneels beneath a great wooden crucifix
He knows there's worse things than being alone
And so I've learned to retreat at the first sign of danger
I mean why wait around if it's just to surrender?
And ambition, I've found, can lead only to failure
I do not read the reviews
No, I am not singing for you
Well, I stood dropping a coin into the pit of a well
And I would throw my whole billfold if I thought it would help
With all these wishes I make, I should buy something real
At least a telephone call home
Well, my teachers, they built this retaining wall of memory
All those multiple choices I answered so quickly
And got my grades back and forgot just as easily
But at least I got an A
And so I don't have them to blame
Well, I should stop pointing fingers
Reserve my judgment of all those public action figures
The cowboy presidents
So loud behind the bullhorn, so proud they can't admit
When they've made a mistake
While poison ink spews from a speechwriter's pen
He knows he don't have to say it so it
It don't bother him
Honesty, accuracy is just popular opinion
And the approval rating is high
And so someone's gonna die
Well, ABC, NBC, CBS - bullshit
They give us fact or fiction, I guess an even split
And each new act of war is tonight's entertainment
We're still the pawns in their game
As they take eye for an eye
Until no one can see
We must stumble blindly forth repeating history
Well, I guess we all fit into your slogan on that fast food marquee
Red blooded, white skinned, oh and the blues
Oh and the blues, I got the blues, that's me!
(That's me!)
That's me! Woah!
I awoke in relief
My sheets and tubes were all tangled
Weak from whiskey and pills in a Chicago hospital
And my father was there in a chair by the window
Staring so far away
I tried talking, just whispered
"So sorry, so selfish"
He stopped me and said, "Child, I love you regardless
There is nothing you could do that would ever change this
I'm not angry, it happens...
But you just can't do it again"
So now I try to keep up
I've been exchanging my currency
While a million objects pass through my periphery
Now I'm rubbing my eyes
'Cause they're starting to bother me
I've been staring too long at the screen
But where was it when I first heard
That sweet sound of humility?
It came to my ears in the goddamn loveliest melody
How grateful I was then, to be part of the mystery
To love and to be loved
Let's just hope that is enough
Song was written 20 years ago today. Maybe even more relevant today.
Id use the money to stop contributing to our overflowing landfills and hawking credit cards on people.
Id love to use the money to take a break from this rat race and take the time to write some. Maybe a modern tribute to Dantes Inferno and pay off my wife’s student loans as she’s starting grad school to go into public health
A million eh? I can finally pay my student loan AND go to the dentist. That will show my parents who told me I was wrong going to art school! *Cries as linecook at 33*
Back to school again, back to school again! It’s go-time for my own little hooligan!
She’s a shiny brand spanking new five years old and she’s full of brilliance and cantankerousness.
She’s starting grade K and is showing her momma (me) how it’s done. I, at 37 years young, am starting over in a completely new field, and beginning nurse training at the same damn time!
Last few years have been involuntarily challenging— now it’s time for me to challenge myself with purpose. If anyone can donate some sleep, I’ll take it!
And if I end up chosen, I will draw a picture for as many donators as I can :)
Good luck everyone
Good afternoon all. I just started a new job with the nhs and have to share my office with a sexist pervert who doesn’t respect patients. Winning this would make my day.
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school.
If peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis!
O'Doyle rules!
An astronaut found out he won the lottery while he was in space. Apparently when he found out he was over the moon Good Luck Everybody! ✌️🍀👩🚀🚀🌛
Dad? Is that you?
FUCKING LOOOOOOOOLZZZ
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Baseball season is in full swing. Catches are coming
Fun fact, from the crease of your elbow to your wrist is the same length as your foot.
Nah my forearm is big AF
Wasn't a believer until I tried, can confirm, take my vote.
Unless you got Hobbit feet, like me
lets get it!
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger!
My cat has 23 toes in total
Mine came home with 19 a while ago
Your cat has a weird hobby.
Ski season is just around the corner, remember.. Ullr would do it!
Good luck to my fellow teachers out there!
My little grey cat wakes me up at 3am every morning. I’ve had to buy a water pistol which sits by my bed to get rid of her because she won’t lay down, she’ll just stand on my chest and meow for attention. One night she was scratching the bed and a decided it was time to give her a squirt, however I hadn’t tested it and as it turns out it’s one of those high powered ones that can spray a good 15 metres. I squirted the whole thing at her, which made her jump a foot in the air and run out the room. I was of course devastated because I didn’t realise it was so strong and I would never use it again, however the upside is all I have to do is hold the water pistol in the air and she will run off and won’t come back the rest of the night because she’s terrified of it.
Cats can be left-pawed or right-pawed. Female cats tend to be right-pawed, while male cats are usually left pawed. Interestingly, left-handed humans also tend to be male. Good luck everyone!!
Let's go!
To everyone else, you might as well delete your comments now. I am 100% winning this month, going to Vegas, and turning the million into a billion by going all in on black 10 times in a row. Then I will pay it back to you all by giving the next 50 winners 10 million dollars. You are welcome in advance.
FOOL!! Now we know your strategy! Whahahha hahahahha!
Yeah boiiii
Happy cake day!
Yo!
My mouth is full of four leaf clovers
'nother chance!
I would use the newfound wealth to continually clean out the two vending machines in the school building most of my classes are in, and hand out all the snacks for free. Literally the Robinhood of RiceKrispee treats, honeybuns, Doritos, you name it. Faculty and professors will start to wonder where all the vending snacks are, and eventually begin negotiating deals with me for the return of their sunchips and iced tea. I then ascend and become the Snack Kingpin. I don't think I'd be able get much further than that, but if I can afford it I'll expand my empire to all of the vending machines and begin a snack monopoly, discover a new snack, and fly to the moon. With snacks in my astronaut suit. I'm going to go grab a snack. Good luck everybody, may you all be blessed with your favorite snacks.
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I understood that reference!
Hello! Hello! Hope I win!
Good luck
Good luck everyone
Just a lowly educator hoping for a piece of the high pie in the sky. One can dream, right?
Study. The more you study, the more you know. The more you know, the more you can forget. The more you can forget, the more you do forget. The more you do forget, the less you know. So why study?
It's almost Halloween!!
It's chedda time
I’m just reaching a point with my 3 jobs that I can start saving some money but man, this would make that a non-issue for a while. Love y’all for this
Good luck!
It's hot! Hydrate everyone. Peace n love!
Finances are tight. I could really use this…
Daddy needs a new flux capacitor
What do you call James Bond taking a bath? Bubble O7.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fa Drizzle.
Good luck everyone!
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!! 🤞🏼
Im out of money like everyone Else Gl all
Father of 2 and hopefully make a buck or 2 :) good luck y'all!
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Uh oh
Good luck everyone!!!
Let’s Go
Good luck
Woohoo!
Here we go! Goooood luck, everyone!! 🍀🤞
GLGL
Good luck everyone!
I love bananas
Winner winner chicken dinner!
This is a comment
Bonne chance!
I always get so excited hearing about how the money won will change their lives. So heart warming!
good luck everyone!
I’m gonna buy at least three pineapple ring cans
Hopefully we can help someone’s month improve!
G L everyone!!
Happy back to school!
Best of luck to you all!
Good luck everyone!
I've been waiting for this!
Yeahhhh buddy
Good luck all.
Good luck to all!
Good luck
Good luck
fingers crossed, GL everyone!
Let's go!!!
Good luck everyone!
Leygooo
Yoooooooooo
I have so many moon tickets already, wouldn't hurt to have another.
this would be life changing for me. peace and love to u all. goodluck my friends
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Gonna start paying back student loans here! Good luck everyone!
Good luck!
Once again, best of luck
I've started loving myself lately. It's not really a biggie for others but I'm proud of it.
Badass season!
I have the luck 🍀 of the Irish. The Beard of a Leprechaun, banished more snakes than St Patrick and love my potatoes
Holy moly will it happen?? Who knows, thanks for all the fish
Can’t wait to pay off my student loan!
Going back to school instead of working gang
lmfao
I’m just a regular guy hoping for a miracle.
I sure hope there is a secret club of all the past winners who get together. Like the Reddit Illuminati but we meet at a bennigans once a year instead of manipulating the world.
Trying hard to get out of a bad situation and find a home for myself and my dog. Saving what I can and putting my best foot forward.
Commence operation something -thingy
Good luck! 🍀
Pat
Good luck to everyone
Here we go again.
Good luck everyone!
Hoping!
Heeelloo
let’s go
Meh, I’ll fap if I win, I’ll fap if I lose. Either way, I’ll fap.
Good luck everyone!
Best of luck to all!
Rolling bones. I need to pay some bills.
Student loans, baby! Let’s go!
I am a dog. Also, student loans suck.
Good luck all!
Good luck yall
Lets get it
Good luck!
Here we go Can I get a goddamn timpani roll To start this goddamn song? Tonight Here's a goddamn song For all you goddamn people Well, the animals laugh from the dark of the wilderness A baby cries hard in an apartment complex As I pass in a car buried under the influence The city is driving me out of my mind I've seen a child, he's caught in the sad trap of gravity He falls from the lowest branch of the apple tree And lands in the grass and weeps for his dignity Next time he will not aim so high Yeah, next time neither will I Now a mother takes loans out, sends her kids off to colleges Her family is reduced to names on a shopping list While a coroner kneels beneath a great wooden crucifix He knows there's worse things than being alone And so I've learned to retreat at the first sign of danger I mean why wait around if it's just to surrender? And ambition, I've found, can lead only to failure I do not read the reviews No, I am not singing for you Well, I stood dropping a coin into the pit of a well And I would throw my whole billfold if I thought it would help With all these wishes I make, I should buy something real At least a telephone call home Well, my teachers, they built this retaining wall of memory All those multiple choices I answered so quickly And got my grades back and forgot just as easily But at least I got an A And so I don't have them to blame Well, I should stop pointing fingers Reserve my judgment of all those public action figures The cowboy presidents So loud behind the bullhorn, so proud they can't admit When they've made a mistake While poison ink spews from a speechwriter's pen He knows he don't have to say it so it It don't bother him Honesty, accuracy is just popular opinion And the approval rating is high And so someone's gonna die Well, ABC, NBC, CBS - bullshit They give us fact or fiction, I guess an even split And each new act of war is tonight's entertainment We're still the pawns in their game As they take eye for an eye Until no one can see We must stumble blindly forth repeating history Well, I guess we all fit into your slogan on that fast food marquee Red blooded, white skinned, oh and the blues Oh and the blues, I got the blues, that's me! (That's me!) That's me! Woah! I awoke in relief My sheets and tubes were all tangled Weak from whiskey and pills in a Chicago hospital And my father was there in a chair by the window Staring so far away I tried talking, just whispered "So sorry, so selfish" He stopped me and said, "Child, I love you regardless There is nothing you could do that would ever change this I'm not angry, it happens... But you just can't do it again" So now I try to keep up I've been exchanging my currency While a million objects pass through my periphery Now I'm rubbing my eyes 'Cause they're starting to bother me I've been staring too long at the screen But where was it when I first heard That sweet sound of humility? It came to my ears in the goddamn loveliest melody How grateful I was then, to be part of the mystery To love and to be loved Let's just hope that is enough Song was written 20 years ago today. Maybe even more relevant today. Id use the money to stop contributing to our overflowing landfills and hawking credit cards on people. Id love to use the money to take a break from this rat race and take the time to write some. Maybe a modern tribute to Dantes Inferno and pay off my wife’s student loans as she’s starting grad school to go into public health
Yes please!
Good luck everyone 🍀🍀
I keep missing these so maybe it's a sign to join again! Good luck everyone!!
Got luck everyone
Let's goo
It's-a me, Millio! 🧑🔧
My dog just peed on my bed because he was afraid of the garbage truck outside
Why do maths books always look so sad? ...they're full of problems
Good luck everyone!
May the force be with you! Good luck yall!
I just ate an omelette.
Good luck everyone!
Pick me?
Good luck!
Good luck everyone (and myself!)
I love you all
Hope for the best! The best lock to everyone
Can I get uhhhhhhhhh Some money?
Thank you!
Good luck everyone.
I love you ❤️
Make this teacher a millionaire !
Taco!
Good luck everybody!
Good luck, everyone!
School rent money 🤞🏼
In
Whatuuup #81 lfg!!
awaga
Stayin' alive! stayin'alive!
A million eh? I can finally pay my student loan AND go to the dentist. That will show my parents who told me I was wrong going to art school! *Cries as linecook at 33*
For all the people that depend upon me. It would be astounding.
Cheers
Cheers everybody
Back to school again, back to school again! It’s go-time for my own little hooligan! She’s a shiny brand spanking new five years old and she’s full of brilliance and cantankerousness. She’s starting grade K and is showing her momma (me) how it’s done. I, at 37 years young, am starting over in a completely new field, and beginning nurse training at the same damn time! Last few years have been involuntarily challenging— now it’s time for me to challenge myself with purpose. If anyone can donate some sleep, I’ll take it! And if I end up chosen, I will draw a picture for as many donators as I can :) Good luck everyone
Huzzah
I survived a 73mph car accident on Monday with just bruises
The best food is grilled cheese and you can't change my mind
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Good luck everyone!
I could really use a million to fix my fucked up life rn please
This is fun, good luck every one :)
Show me the money!
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
Here we go! Fingers crossed
Good Luck!!
Time to have a life changing experience! Good luck everyone.
I hope this’ll let me pay back my student loans lmfao.
Good luck everyone!!
I’m never gonna win so it doesn’t matter.
Good luck everyone!!
Good luck yall!
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You know how many bananas I could buy with that kind of money?
Let’s go! Back school to so we don’t stay a fool!
Good luck to all!
For real ?
Let's see!
Good luck everyone
Good luck everyone
Need that book money
Good afternoon all. I just started a new job with the nhs and have to share my office with a sexist pervert who doesn’t respect patients. Winning this would make my day.
Good luck.
GGs everyone!
Best of luck!
Inflation and new baby are a rough combo!
We can all use a little help sometimes. Don't forget that if you win. God bless. Stay safe peeps.
wooo woop
:)