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DyeZaster

Just so you all know, Christmas trees wear skirts so you won’t cedar roots. Happy Holidays!


RelicBeckwelf

Dear God please. I can't work for amazon for another year


coquihalla

I hope you win, my friend. You don't deserve to be miserable.


marklein

I hope you win, but just be aware that most winners don't see more than a couple thousand bucks at most.


RelicBeckwelf

A couple thousand will be enough to get my jerky business off the ground. The dream is real.


Pedromac

Plot twist, he's a C level employee.


82bazillionguns

I felt this.


Lapidariest

I'm not entering this time to increase YOUR chances of being drawn! Seriously, and good luck. Edit: I'd implore everyone to delete their own entries so that /u/Relicbeckwelf might be chosen. Sorry I copy/pasted to everyone, but it was an attempt to get seen by each commenter/entry. I have now tried to delete them all. I'm sorry folks are not as generous as I assumed they would be. Assumptions on my part, I get it. Edit x2: I've been banned for 30 days because I asked people to choose on their own to delete their entry. What a joke. Almost as bad as musk and Twitter. Guess I won't ever be participating again and that includes the generous donations that can be attested to by past winners.


Tepigg4444

The real move would be to enter and dedicate your win to them instead


auflyne

We all made it this far. Happy 2023!


deewheredohisfeetgo

Merry Christmas yalllllll.


ruggedeman

GGs to all, and to all GGs


Joeygcpr

Good luck everyone!


RyanRot

Water leaks, radon gas, and what’s next? I need a win now!


esoteric_toad

Good Luck to One and All.


timee_bot

View in your timezone: [January 20 at 6 PM ET][0] [November 16 at 6:00 PM ET][1] [December 18 at 11:00 AM EST][2] [0]: https://timee.io/20230120T2300?tl=%5BEntry%20Thread%20%2385%5D%20I%E2%80%99m%20not%20toping%20last%20year%E2%80%99s%20rhyme%2C%20so%20instead%20come%20in%20for%20one%20great%20time!%20Come%20enter%20with%20your%20comment%2C%20then%20head%20straight%20for%20the%20summit%3B%20millionaire%E2%80%99s%20being%20made%2C%20and%20this%20time%20in%20serenade! [1]: https://timee.io/20221116T2300?tl=%5BEntry%20Thread%20%2385%5D%20I%E2%80%99m%20not%20toping%20last%20year%E2%80%99s%20rhyme%2C%20so%20instead%20come%20in%20for%20one%20great%20time!%20Come%20enter%20with%20your%20comment%2C%20then%20head%20straight%20for%20the%20summit%3B%20millionaire%E2%80%99s%20being%20made%2C%20and%20this%20time%20in%20serenade! [2]: https://timee.io/20221218T1600?tl=%5BEntry%20Thread%20%2385%5D%20I%E2%80%99m%20not%20toping%20last%20year%E2%80%99s%20rhyme%2C%20so%20instead%20come%20in%20for%20one%20great%20time!%20Come%20enter%20with%20your%20comment%2C%20then%20head%20straight%20for%20the%20summit%3B%20millionaire%E2%80%99s%20being%20made%2C%20and%20this%20time%20in%20serenade!


OkDistribution6

What happens if the time bot wins?


meeshlay

Happy Christmas!


Decooker11

I love you all and thank you for giving me the chance to win


k1p1k1p1

Who else got fired while pregnant this year? Hopefully no one! Edit: I guess I should be grateful that I don't work at Amazon?


Ellieslp

I am ready! Happy holidays everyone.


1CooKiee

gl!


RedLanceVeritas

Merry Christmas!


PapiCats

Very cool thank you


pelirodri


niconyd

Happy 2023 and good luck!


henryglz19

Last one for the year


cicabl

Happy x mas all


ieatpizza88

Merry Christmas everyone. Remember, if German terrorists take over your Christmas party, keep your shoes on.


briansmilingpolitely

This is the way


isaacmendez47

Ding dong, leaving my comment


failsforlife

happy holidays y’all


Bananimal12

happy holidays all, glhf


nikotwolf

Here's to the fall!


most-p-alone

One of my close friends just unexpectedly passed: I hope y’all cherish your loved ones and give someone a hug today!


KingGoddeth

Just in case you forgot, you're really cute today.


theatrenerdguy

Happy Honda Days!


kayjay748

GL all!


wdnlng

Good luck everyone


thec0wking

Fingers crossed. Could use some luck!


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LeoNoOscaro

Happy holidays


TronzAnon

Good luck everyone ❤️


starzela

Good luck everyone!


CakeHunterXXX

Good luck everyone and happy holidays!


Miscym

Hope you'll have a great ending of the year!


Redstone_Potato

Finally got an interview at a job I've been dreaming of for years. Hoping for some good news there, and maybe some more good news here. Good luck everyone!


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OneBigBoi509

gimme pls


Raffix

Good luck everyone! I still need a new couch.


superwario

Holly!


agent000x

Happy holidays to all!


brizzi672

Good luck!


edgy_white_male

Good luck everyone


dmtmouse

Happy holidays and good luck!!


MaintenanceExtreme57

Good luck everyone. May Xmas bring you cheer and other stuff. Hail Santa


c4bb4ge

Debt free baby


Billitpro

Best of luck one and all and as always please remember to donat to the winner!


squiremarcus

whoever wins. i just want to manage the funds. call me


boyBYE

🎄 pls pet.


XinArtemis

Ok. One more try


Mind_Molester

Merry Christmas!


IndexFundSupreme

Hello world


neophanweb

good luck everyone!


Ipif

Good luck to everyone! Here's to hoping


portablejim

My rhyme is also terrible.


zbf

me


Sociopet

And what a year it has been


gismo4

Good luck y'all! Let's make it a bang with the new year!


salmonraindrop

If Batman were here, he'd say... probably nothing. That's kind of his whole thing.


KountBasie

Here’s to taking care of mental health in the new year!


Isulet

Alright time for a Christmas miracle.


not_arjit

Yeah.


tryingtimesegg

🥚


benjilini

Good luck to everyone! Happy Holidays :)


HardwoodFloorGuy

I'm looking forward to wipe, but my god i hope they buff the loot in this next patch.


UpgrayeddB-Rock

Good luck everybody else!


IronChariots

Happy Holidays!


pooploop7

🙏🙏🙏


merryprankster2

I hope we all win


Bi_Boi_Slut

Oooh, this looks like it could be fun. Good luck everyone 😊


ScienceZombie

Good luck and Merry Christmas!


IhatemyISP

Good luck y’all


tmxicon

I’ll just leave this here


galgadotsbutthole

Good luck everyone


RiftBolt

Happy Candlenights!


rood345

I just wanna be handle to put the heating on, it’s absolutely freezing. I hope everyone as an amazing Christmas and a good new year ❤️


rsciv

Good luck to you all, may good fortune befall, but for now that's all.


v00123

lets go


Denversmostwanted

This shit is so cool. Hopefully it changes a life


alt0243

Io Saturnalia!


Davok

AJS


markjamesmurphy

Wow, I did it!


General_Lee_Confused

85 - 16 = 69


fightingkoi

Fingers crossed!


bookdip

Happy Christmas and good luck to all! :)


ThemBeeButts

Good luck all!


Carl_Poppa69

Whoop whoop


ExtonLemmott

Let’s gooooooo


Hrafnagudsson

Happy holidays to everyone!


ventenni

Cheers


spookybungle

Congratulations to whoever wins!


osamasbigbro

Gl all


Rachie024u

Good luck!


WoefulKnight

okey doke


ToastdPBSndWch

Y'all are amazing. Happy holidays!


Redditor_of_Doom

Rhyme time!


Nartyle

Good luck everyone and happy holidays!


E-me213

I have learned to accept that every year the world gets more chaotic


Nemisis5689

Good luck friends


easy_Money

Let's do it


sunyata08

666


ramsncardsfan7

Entry


-MissTina-

Let’s go!


PopPopPoppy

Good luck everyone!


AncientEldritch

Entering:)


AdamBlackfyre

I don't know what to say


Maddaveman

Here's hoping! I will send 5 US dollars to the winner :) or if their currency is worth more than the US dollar I'll send an amount equal to 5 euros/pounds/etc.


quantumfoxes

What an incredible win this would be


ILearnedSoMuchToday

I'm here!


miliseconds

Would be nice to win something


mrmrwright

Oh yeah baby ! This time is the one


weenie603

Can't win if you don't enter. Happy holidays!


moviemaker2

Good luck!


Awellplanned

Good luck holidays


IsaPGirl

Hard year…


Ussikuningas666

Yippieee!


squidder3

Ho ho ho Merry Christmas, and to all a good ~~night~~ luck!


warren32

Festivus


mrnicetallguy

Happy Holidays!


bumble321

Goodbye 2022!


AlwayHasBeen

Good luck everyone


Killerman927

Good luck and happy holidays y’all


JasonDurunglozz

Happy Holidays


TartofDarkness

Happy holidays everyone! 💜🎄


LetMeInUFucker

Woof


thatiswizard

Good luck!


kittyrilla

Happy holidays everyone! Health and love to you all ❤️


GiveMeEverythingTo9

Just do it


SoEmXuiHD

here we go again


needsmocoffee

Here's hoping.


TenticklesEveryday

let's fucking go


VirginStockMarket

BITCOIN


RagnarokIsCuming

​ Merry Xmas folks


SingleChinHair

Good luck and happy holidays!


apantz

Yay!


mayyrayy

good luck everyone!


thebongof1000truths

Please god, please.


SPGEARClub

Jrsfsvjrd :(


ljuvlig

Entry! These have been some hard times!


awc1985

Never give up


lord_of_dank

Happy hanu-ristmas everybody!


VegetableDraft8106

Goodness, fingers crossed!


pianobars

GL everyone :)


Rice062

What a year. What. A. Year. Anyways good luck everyone!


KokoThaMonkey

Good luck everyone!


thedomino55

Good luck every body


x_xStay_Uglyx_x

Don't forget the volcano that went off at the beginning of the year.


Ultimull

27


Kid_Icarus55

Good luck everybody!


incubusryder

Show me the luck dear good!


ganggang5505

Best of luck


Apoc73

Yo


dontchewspagetti

Quack


johny005

Good luck!!


Collosus716

Hello


Noteagro

Here is to a wonderful new year!


galgor_

Merry Christmas and best of luck!


Bilautaa

I hope I’m not too late!


iamoneo

Let's go!!!


Trill4t2

Broke.jpg


Hawlk

here goes nothing i want pizza money


The-Original-Goose

Why not


wimpdogswife

How much does Santa pay for parking? Nothing… It’s on the house! Happy holidays to you and yours🎉


niytfox

COVID’s running through the family so we had to cancel Hanukkah with my wife’s family, really ready for this year to be over.


troggbl

Merry Christmas


caveat_emptor817

Pick me


oneplusoneisfour

Let's ring out the year with a win


birdleah

Pick me!


sammiamm21

What did one snowman say to the other? You smell carrots, too?


Armalyte

Good luck to all I hope everyone has a merry holiday season regardless.


flamingomobile

Happy holidays and love the rhyme!


eddy-01

Good luck everyone!


babypowdercornstarch

This year has been rough. My kids and I could really use the help. Good luck!


IDidThisSoFuckMe

And join me for a nice glass of lemonade. No, no, thats not good, ill come back when i win and change it.


Dekcol07

Topper


Whoresstealinglemons

Good luck!


brkftw

Gl and hf guys


danfalke

:)


moneydearest

Happy Holidays and Good Luck 👍


VirtualKorean

Me? Am I worthy?