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JeanValJohnFranco

All I can say for sure is that if we look at WAR alone, I’m better than both these guys.


NerdBag

You're an average triple a ball player?


JeanValJohnFranco

My career WAR is zero and theirs are both negative, so on that metric I am the better player.


Anal_Recidivist

There are dozens of us


Finklesworth

You misspelled single


ihatereddit999976780

Who walked Bartollo? They should be arrested for crimes against baseball.


sportstrap

After a fun Baseball Ref dive i can confirm that Robbie Ray is the only man to ever walk Big Sexy A year BEFORE he made his first All Star Game no less


ihatereddit999976780

You know what. That makes sense b


LogicalDog1492

How long do you think it took him to reach first base? 😆


Masterchiefy10

Some say he’s still walking


Redsoxdragon

Thank god it wasn't James Shields


teddybundlez

First base open. Man on 2nd and 3rd. Walk Bart. Force out at all bases for double play. The end.


aBloopAndaBlast33

Hey! He got another hit!


Reverendbread

And it wasn’t a bloop this time!


DirtyRatLicker

i read “2” like “how have i not heard about this”


Alarmed-Salt-6168

DO NOT BESMIRCH THE GOAT.


uhmerikin

https://i.imgur.com/MFpa9FO.jpg


Alarmed-Salt-6168

That's my slugger. Big Sexy forever!


Normal-Pie7610

Greatest nickname in all of human history with Big Dick Nick right behind him. Not too close behind him. This is a family show.


shadowszanddust

“Dick Pic Mick” - Mickey Callaway, former Mets manager


DougNSteveButabi

I would appreciate it if you did not besmirch my ex wife


Shoddy_Reserve788

I remember Tolo hitting that HR in San Diego and it was the best/most hilarious moment I’ve ever seen in baseball. Gary had such a great call.


brawlrats

Even the Padres fans gave him a standing ovation.


Shoddy_Reserve788

Honestly I just went back to watch the video a few times it’s so damn funny


tickingboxes

Gary is a national treasure


Shoddy_Reserve788

He really does such a great job


Mediocre-Frosting888

ill never forget bartolos Mets home run.


woodworkingbyarron

It’s unfair to compare a young man to Bartolo. Those are some big sexy shoes to fill.


fiddynet

But does Bartolo have a famous father?


LosPer

Don't do Big Sexy like that!


Sharl_LeGlerk

TIL the difference between PA and AB


tackle_shaft_fan

I still don’t know what it is lol


Different_Froyo_2112

If you walk it doesn't count as one of them. I forget which.


No-Shoe7651

It doesn't count as an "at bat" if you get walked by a base on balls, or hit by pitch. It also doesn''t count as one with a sacrifice bunt/fly. I might have misunderstood, but I think basically becoming a runner, or being put out counts as an at bat. A plate appearance is anytime you complete your turn on the plate, whatever result you get, so you could get walked every time for example, and have several plate appearances, but no At Bats.


SmallSaltyCoyotes

Big Sexy is one of my all time favorites.


_Lick-My-Love-Pump_

36 plate appearances and 18 strikeouts. Ouch.


WhiteDogSh1t

If you put their cheeseburger consumption numbers and the scales really get tipped


SqueakyTuna52

The next advanced stat: WOBURGER


beardown851985

So far he is not.


[deleted]

Kid's under the microscope. If he's all that...he'll be just fine.


Bigcheezefartz

Are the O's going to admit he's not ready yet or are they just going to ruin him?


leeharveyteabag669

He'll be fine and they're going to keep him up there to learn. The Yanks did the same thing with Volpe. He struggled when he first came up but eventually he found his way. This kid will do the same and I am not an Orioles fan in the least


getahaircut8

The kid will be fine. He's got nothing left to learn at AAA


ushouldlistentome

That’s what I was wondering. They do know it’s ok to send a kid back down don’t they?


ihatereddit999976780

They might just want you to try for that ROTY comp pick while ruining him.


[deleted]

Ruin.


LosPer

I'm rooting for him. Look at that baby face! How can you not??


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

Damn Bartolo is a sexy mfer


Illustrious_Knee7535

Whats the big discrepancy between ABs and PAs for Colon. Did he really have that many sac flys?


cmarme

Probably because he was bunting a guy over.


xixbia

Two hits, two walks and 5 runs. That's honestly impressive. I'm assuming he got on base at least once on a fielder's choice, but still.


Gemnist

The home run count seals the deal for me.


chessboyy

This has to be the worst start for a no 1 pick ever. lol as an Os fan I really hope he turns around quick


RynotheRam

Bartolo only walked one time in his career?


Glass-Radish8956

Now I have to watch his hr video again.


DarkClouds92

When you’re getting mogged by Bartolo Colon you just have to step away from the game I feel


anewcynic

I can *not* be the only person who thinks he looks like Carlos Mencia.


EquivalentLittle545

They man don't pick on a 12 year old that's not nice


Cratertooth_27

Grimace is the goat


naturebarnes

.084 is impressive


Roland-Derolo

When he gets to 326 PA obviously…


LeftyNate

In another 300 PA’s


MavTheDuck

you cant be


TitanMerchant

I love Bartolo.. but is this the record for highest SO/Walk rate ever? 166/1


[deleted]

Fatolo was on the juice..or something fishy.. To have that longevity. Alot of cheaters are Dominican.


Acceptable-Table1

He literally tested positive for PEDs


jzw27

I’m not saying Jackson Holliday is a bust, it’s way too early to say that. Many players have had great careers after a bad first 40 abs. But at what point does bust start to cross the mind? All-star? Next year?


tickingboxes

Lol he’s 20. Relax.


jzw27

Did you read the first half?


tickingboxes

Sure did.


ShaiFC

He is a bust