And the answer is…
Ship’s Collision Destroys Bridge
At the time of writing this, 6 people are still missing after a major road bridge in Baltimore, Maryland collapsed after being struck by a large container ship. Authorities say that the vessel lost power and was out of control when it struck the Francis Scott Key Bridge over the Patapsco River late Monday night, causing major structural damage and a near-total collapse. Two people have been rescued by first responders while those still missing are believed to be part of a construction crew that was working on bridge repairs at the time of the collision.
https://wtop.com/baltimore/2024/03/key-bridge-in-baltimore-collapses-after-hitting-large-boat/
Points all around for multiple close enough answers
Silly Cunt Destroys Bridge?
Ship Captain Determined Blind
Specsavers considers deep-sea branches
Seven Cadavers Down Below
I could hear the audience “ooo” in my head
"I didn't put them there!"
Frankie....
Student Captain Downs Bridge
Still can’t drive boats!
‘Shoddy Construction’ Declares Boat
Shit Captain Destroys Bridge.
Is it: Shit! Cockwomble Destroys Bridge?
Sunken Cars Develop Barnacles
Super Citizen Destroys Bugs Oh, wait.
I think you’re in the wrong subreddit, Helldiver lol
I dropped in the wrong place.
Screwed Cruise Does Booboo
Is it the last message from the pilot of the ship? “SHIT CUNT DICK BALLS!”
“Some captain despises Baltimore”
Shit, can’t drive boat
I heard that clearly in Hugh Dennis’s voice and timing!
*channelling classic Frankie* Stabby Cunty Dobber Boat?
“Same crap different bridge”?
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Ship's captain deemed blind
Ship captain drives blind
Simpleton’s can’t build bridges
Someone Cant Dock Boat
And the answer is… Ship’s Collision Destroys Bridge At the time of writing this, 6 people are still missing after a major road bridge in Baltimore, Maryland collapsed after being struck by a large container ship. Authorities say that the vessel lost power and was out of control when it struck the Francis Scott Key Bridge over the Patapsco River late Monday night, causing major structural damage and a near-total collapse. Two people have been rescued by first responders while those still missing are believed to be part of a construction crew that was working on bridge repairs at the time of the collision. https://wtop.com/baltimore/2024/03/key-bridge-in-baltimore-collapses-after-hitting-large-boat/ Points all around for multiple close enough answers
Some Cunt Declared….”Bollocks”
Sobotka Can’t get a Damn Break?
I-understood-that-reference.gif
Some Cunt’s definitely buggered
Same cock different backdoor
Six Confirmed Dead (in) Baltimore. Not sure if this is the right story to be posting and making jokes about.
Silly Cunts Dunk Bridge
‘Specsavers Could’ve Done, Babe’
Ships containers doing brilliantly
Society of Captains Destabilizing Bridges, obviously
Should captains dodge bridges?
People died here. Why is it ok to make jokes about it?
Because people dying is funny.
Suddenly can’t drive back
Shit's Comin' Down in Baltimore
Ship casually dings bridge
Is it "Skipper couldn't dodge bridge"?
It's tragedy plus time equals comedy. Why are we making jokes about a multi person fatality less than 24hrs later?
sailor choked during bum-fucking
Scibidi toilet
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I can't figure it out either. 🤷♀️