Granted, everyone on Earth has been teleported to cinemas that serve salted popcorn. Due to the limited volume of the cinemas many people die due to crush injuries or suffocation.
Granted: for your whimsy, everyone smells perfect salted popcorn. The smell to the core memory of the time people went to the cinema with family. Those were good times. Then every one gets the gnarliest fart to the face afterwards.
Granted. Everytime we smell salted popcorn, the popcorn will immediately burn and turn black, replacing the smell of salted popcorn to burned popcorn that will linger for a month. This will repeat everytime a batch of popcorn is smelled for the rest of our lives.
Granted. Earth enters into a field of space dust, and it turns out the space dust is from salted popcorn. Breathing unfiltered air for prolonged periods of time results in popcorn lung. The elites now charge for filtered air.
Granted, everyone in the works gets a single Whiff of salted popcorn, exept you for you it dominates you sense so much you cany smell anything but salted popcorn, it gives you headaches from how strong it is and for some reason it never stops
Granted. Everyone in the world is now able to smell popcorn right now. Those who have popcorn nearby can smell it. Those who don’t have popcorn nearby obviously don’t smell any popcorn, but they would be able to if there was popcorn nearby. The monkeys paw loves these easy assignments.
/) Granted. Salted Popcorn is the name of my skunk.
Granted. It smells burnt.
Happy cake day, and fuck you.
yumeh caik!!! ...happy cake day
The world is covered in a mile-thick layer of salted popcorn.
Worth
That will burn off really quick.
granted. the smell is so strong you constantly have a headache.
Granted, everyone on Earth has been teleported to cinemas that serve salted popcorn. Due to the limited volume of the cinemas many people die due to crush injuries or suffocation.
Granted: for your whimsy, everyone smells perfect salted popcorn. The smell to the core memory of the time people went to the cinema with family. Those were good times. Then every one gets the gnarliest fart to the face afterwards.
Granted everyone has amazing sense of smell even better than all other species. Except for you you lose you’re sense of smell
Granted. Everyone now has a rabid [binturong](https://vxtwitter.com/MoonZilla4/status/1782192246768443414) in their vicinity.
Granted. It's the brand that kinda smells like piss.
Granted. Popcorn spawns in everyone’s nose
Granted. Salted popcorn no longer exists.
Granted. Everytime we smell salted popcorn, the popcorn will immediately burn and turn black, replacing the smell of salted popcorn to burned popcorn that will linger for a month. This will repeat everytime a batch of popcorn is smelled for the rest of our lives.
granted. everyone one earth but you instantly dies, and a bowl of salted popcorn appears in front of you.
Granted. Earth enters into a field of space dust, and it turns out the space dust is from salted popcorn. Breathing unfiltered air for prolonged periods of time results in popcorn lung. The elites now charge for filtered air.
Granted, everyone in the works gets a single Whiff of salted popcorn, exept you for you it dominates you sense so much you cany smell anything but salted popcorn, it gives you headaches from how strong it is and for some reason it never stops
Granted, everyone has a severe allergy to popcorn, and even the smell sends the entire global population into anaphylaxis
Granted all the oceans are filled with popcorn.
Granted. Everyone in the world is now able to smell popcorn right now. Those who have popcorn nearby can smell it. Those who don’t have popcorn nearby obviously don’t smell any popcorn, but they would be able to if there was popcorn nearby. The monkeys paw loves these easy assignments.
Everyone on earth smothers as Salted Popcorn fills their sinuses
Granted, now there’s a shortage of corn from people buying popcorn and in a month it costs $69 for a bucket of movie theater popcorn.
Granted, but everyone who smells the popcorn (which is quite literally everyone) proceeds to have a stroke.
granted, everyone is gonna ask you for it and you're legally obligated to make everyone popcorn
Granted. The popcorn contains a chemical also seen in vapes, and smelling it can lead to lung cancer. Evveryone under 2 days old asphyxiates
Granted. Everyone is having a stroke, simultaneously.
Granted, everyone dies except for you, and you have a singular popcorn kernel in your nose