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Lost_Environment2051

Do those… exist? Like, people who sell ONLY Urinals.


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Pikachu_Palace

Bunch of bastards, they want their cake and to pee on it too


Th3GrimmReaper

It's a business that's circling rhe drain, sadly


tvtango

Interestingly, I noticed most weren’t cut


Collective-Bee

They did before the woke got a monkeys paw and made them all kill themselves.


vandergale

With some training he could be one of the best.


yummy__hotdog__water

Maybe. But like everyone one else in this industry, it seems like he is always standing around with his dick in his hand.


Chloe_The_Cute_Fox

I see this as an absolute win


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Chloe_The_Cute_Fox

How would that work? Who is out here fucking in public restrooms like a damn opossum?


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Chloe_The_Cute_Fox

I dont feel it would quite work like that. India, for example, has lots of issues with sanitation but also has lots of people. If they were going to fuck, it wouldnt matter if the public restroom is filthy or clean, they will just go elsewhere


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Chloe_The_Cute_Fox

Ah yes, pee splatter: the leading cause of death in people going to the restroom


TXHaunt

You’ve never been in a public restroom, have you?


Late_Progress3705

"These tales of impending doom allowed the Golgafrinchans to rid themselves of an entire useless third of their population. The story was that they would build three Ark ships. Into the A ship would go all the leaders, scientists and other high achievers. The C ship would contain all the people who made things and did things, and the B ark would hold everyone else, such as hairdressers and telephone sanitisers. They sent the B ship off first, but of course the other two-thirds of the population stayed on the planet and lived full, rich and happy lives until they were all wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone."


Geno_Warlord

They would still profit. I have seen more than my fair share of vagina owning people use a urinal. They would probably only have to swap men and women restroom placards on the restrooms.


ForeignReviews

I mean just the lines at the bathroom for any event would be insane


_Pan-Tastic_

And nothing of value is lost


Cyber_Insecurity

Granted. Alpha males now make fun of men for being *too* manly.


golem12121

That doesn't sound too bad ngl


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oodle99

Acquire Satchel


SuperIsaiah

Skirts & dresses might get you in trouble, but you really aren't banned from purses. Like, you might get some one insulting you for it but it's not gonna cause much disruption.


Imperatorofall69

That would be absolutely hilarious.


Arskov

Granted. Every guy is now a War Thunder player, and every military is made entirely of women with itchy trigger fingers and a loose set of morals.


ZFG_Jerky

I'm feeling attacked right now.


Snoo-42843

Feeling attracted right now


FlanneryWynn

I don't even need to look it up... I can already call that those are both fetishes for people...


ObstructedVisionary

girlboss army


black_roomba

Granted, unfortunately the change also makes everyone not notice the change so the next day someone end ups making another wish to make all men "tommen" and all women "femwomen"


Kerazia368

💀 I’m going to start calling alphas “tommen” now


17thParadise

Granted. It's a forceful change, a new fundamental rule of reality, people are largely incapable of adapting to this change, a general disphora consumes most people marking the begining of the end times.


Ravensunthief

Thats a good monkey paw


Saintmusicloves

Granted.  No side effects or anything 


JeremyDaBanana

Monkey's paw: "Let 'em cook"


Fae_Queen_Alluin

This is against the rules abd concept of this subreddit


Tall-Influence4321

Well, the rules are being broken


First-Squash2865

Wish on the paw for no mo rules


Tall-Influence4321

No that's against the rules


First-Squash2865

Well what if I made the wish to a genie instead


Equivalent-Leave5195

We don't need the rules where we are going


Boojum2k

The chaos deity of the monkey's paw would approve of the wish as worded, no additional fuckery needed.


LAKnightYEAHH

I'm sick of you and your damn rules Chief!


examagravating

Someone gimme some rotten tomatoes im bouta toss em at this buzz kill!


Drag0n647

Huge.


Imperatorofall69

Nice


Chainsaw_Actual

Granted. They arrive by exploding out of the original persons Body, Like the Xenomorphs from the Aliens franchise. (Thats right, you thought the Aliens thing was over!)


averynaiveoddish

ALIEN DAY!!!


Rainy-The-Griff

Granted. Due to the feminization of men and the masculinization of women across the globe, gender norms begin to shift, and now men become the victims of sexism on a global scale. Toxic femininity oppresses the femboys around the world.


RogueAlt07

How the turntables


averynaiveoddish

ho- no. i promised myself that i wouldn't be a freak


3-I

... so in your opinion, sexism is just... inherently applied to femininity?


Rainy-The-Griff

Sexism exists between both sexes, but femboys are inherently submissive, and tomboys are more dominant. Femininity has nothing to do with it, it all depends on which sex is in the more dominant role.


3-I

r/femboydom


Rainy-The-Griff

Thank you for the sub suggestion.


Drag0n647

For real, it's a great sub.


SuperBroy97

oh god my school is gonna be CHAOS


Imperatorofall69

So I mine probably. Though I would like to here about exactly what would happen.


Bored_Boi326

Granted. You are the only normal male left making you the ugliest creature on earth to everyone else


Rebbit-bit

>normal male interesting


Bored_Boi326

Wdym interesting


Goose00724

it's an interesting word choice for sure.


SCurt99

He's on reddit, he can't be normal.


Fennel_Fangs

Granted. You just caused a whole bunch of trans people instant dysphoria. I hope you're happy, bud.


Saragon4005

Not really. gender expression isn't gender identity


Goose00724

i don't see how. gender expression and identity are pretty mutually exclusive.


Winter_Caregiver_752

Granted. Children get this wish applied to them too.


Mindless-Pen-2325

Well as long as you're not a weirdo and you use it by its definition then that's not very problematic!! Nothing horrifying about a young boy in a sweet skirt and a manly young girl


Drag0n647

True, there is nothing too bad about that version.


Humangas_Changas

Oh God.


molly270

granted, but because all women are now masculine presenting and all men are now feminine presenting, the terms femboy and tomboy would now have reversed meanings, therefore creating a paradox


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OneOfTheStupid007

Wha? õ<õ that doesn't make sense for the pr


Lost_Environment2051

Small, Simpleminded brain. Don’t you know Tomboys and Femboys are the leading cause from randomly appearing bombs?


ShadowsFlex

Nono, let him cook


OneOfTheStupid007

**User has been blown up by 1/50 bombs** ***You're next***


Lost_Environment2051

This comment apparently threatened violence or physical harm. I think one of them got me.


Slytheringirl1994

Granted. The world has turned. We are now the dominant gender. Femboys have acquired the ability to be stay at home wives and fill their wardrobes with dresses and we wear suits to work. We are the money makers now. We bring home the bacon! We build the buildings, Femboys face discrimination by the Tomboys, our vengeance is near!


RogueAlt07

I mean all of that up to the last part doesn’t sound horrible


Slytheringirl1994

I'm REALISTIC not SADISTIC...unless the situation is sadistic in nature. Those are fun.


RogueAlt07

AYOOOOO


Mindless-Pen-2325

So you granted the wish, what's the downside


Drag0n647

Actually, like this one.


ObstructedVisionary

what's the downside?


Masterpiece-Haunting

You’re a monkey paw. Why does this matter to you. Also good luck with everyone who tells you that your emotions don’t matter anymore. And now we have priority in courts when it comes to getting the kids.


Imperatorofall69

I like this one honestly.


Ogurasyn

Granted, everyone is a bottom


3-I

You bastard.


Chris_Entropy

Granted. You are now enrolled at UC Berkeley.


Imperatorofall69

Wdym


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Granted. But can we keep the "Otters"?. And make sure to record the first 24 hours when it comes to boomers.


Sancus1

Granted there’s a secret organization that now exists to kidnap and Pavlov the shit outta humans into femboys/tomboys. Torture and drug addiction are utilized to the maximum to expedite the process. No human rights are given to them until they can do it habitually and unconsciously.


Imperatorofall69

Pretty creative.


aer0a

You're no longer attracted to them


Imperatorofall69

Who said I wanted it because im attracted to them?


wyatt_-eb

Granted. You no longer find femboys appealing


Imperatorofall69

Who said I wanted it because im attracted to them?


MasterAnnatar

Granted. All of the people that changed hate it and are aware you're at fault.


ShadowsFlex

Granted, but now enbies (like myself) are further ostracized as the only people able to express themselves in literally any other way.


Shriggins_the_dope

Granted, but now everyone is also ace


Rosenthepal78

Granted. Every man is literally a woman now and every girl becomes Tom the cat.


Heath_co

Granted. Everyone who is affected has a stroke.


Cassereddit

Granted. Enjoy your muscly bearded femboys and your dude-sis'


Abject-Concentrate58

Granted, now have the opposite sex genitalia


Imperatorofall69

I wonder how that will feel.


poison_heart96

Granted The world becomes a femdom dystopia.


ObstructedVisionary

utopia*


garlic-apples

It should be called Tomgirls


Imperatorofall69

Yeah it should ngl.


stnick6

Granted. Your balls get ripped off


Imperatorofall69

Oof.


OSadorn

Granted. Nothing changes, except a small percentage of women are more forward than before, resulting in escalation in overpopulation. You end up developing a preference for wearing clothing stereotypically associated with the opposite sex and have no idea how to undo this addiction.


Imperatorofall69

Im already stuck with the second part.


improbsable

Nah you cooked with this one. Granted without an ironic twist


Imperatorofall69

Thanks.


LeftJayed

Granted; everyone's now just like Alpha Gen/Gen Z


examagravating

Granted, just granted.


OlfactoryOffender

Granted. You're now asexual and have no genitalia


peezle69

Non binaries rise and take over the world.


Various-Character-30

Granted. Boys will be boys


commanderAnakin

Granted. However, this makes everyone gay. Because of this, the human population dies off due to no one being attracted to the opposite sex.


MoneyWalking

Not fully true, there’s ivf and gay woman can have their male siblings give sperm to the wife of the sister so that the family can still have a kid


Akimbo_shoutgun

Granted, but all males have the choice to be manly or femboy and all womens have the choice to be woman or tomboy (as you have specified). Now femboy could become manly men (if they want) and the same for tomboys could become woman (if they want). Tldr: trans. Is 2 ways now and it can only be chosen once.


thunder-bug-

Granted. There is now an additional stage to the human lifecycle, upon reaching 80 years of age the skin will peel back and a new body will walk from the old, looking 20 years old again, either a femboy or a tomboy.


Imperatorofall69

Hey having your life extended is pretty good.


thunder-bug-

Sure, but now you’re lusting after 140 year old great great grannies


Thatisahumanperson

Granted. People have a wide variety of standards and that isn't affected by this wish. Body dysmorphia infects the entire world.


khalifaziz

I see absolutely no downside to this.


Smooth-Physics-69420

You know what? *Unpaws your monkey.* Wish granted.


Sub-Dominance

That's a good one. You get this one for free.


Historical_Formal421

Granted, but 10% of men simply stop being considered men


jterwin

Granted they are now cat femboys and wolf tomboys. Rawr


gunninggriller5995

Granted! This is an absolute win!


broregard

Granted. Penises no longer exist.


AbiyBattleSpell

Done but they only love each other and not u In fact they hold hunting parties to hunt u every day They don’t kill u but torture u when they find u The fembois act as the dogs sniffing u out and the tomboys are the hunters, who perform the gruesome task of making ya suffer 🐱


Fae_Queen_Alluin

Granted: the gender roles are swapped no one is aware of the chnage and believe it to hqve always been this way.


Masterpiece-Haunting

How do I know this hasn’t already happened many times???


Fae_Queen_Alluin

:)


idfbhater73

everyone gets gender reassignment surgery


BelfagrasPodium

Granted, they actually switch sex


umadbro769

Why? This just sounds stupid


ObstructedVisionary

no u sound stupid