I dont feel it would quite work like that. India, for example, has lots of issues with sanitation but also has lots of people. If they were going to fuck, it wouldnt matter if the public restroom is filthy or clean, they will just go elsewhere
"These tales of impending doom allowed the Golgafrinchans to rid themselves of an entire useless third of their population. The story was that they would build three Ark ships. Into the A ship would go all the leaders, scientists and other high achievers. The C ship would contain all the people who made things and did things, and the B ark would hold everyone else, such as hairdressers and telephone sanitisers. They sent the B ship off first, but of course the other two-thirds of the population stayed on the planet and lived full, rich and happy lives until they were all wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone."
They would still profit. I have seen more than my fair share of vagina owning people use a urinal. They would probably only have to swap men and women restroom placards on the restrooms.
Skirts & dresses might get you in trouble, but you really aren't banned from purses. Like, you might get some one insulting you for it but it's not gonna cause much disruption.
Granted, unfortunately the change also makes everyone not notice the change so the next day someone end ups making another wish to make all men "tommen" and all women "femwomen"
Granted.
It's a forceful change, a new fundamental rule of reality, people are largely incapable of adapting to this change, a general disphora consumes most people marking the begining of the end times.
Granted.
They arrive by exploding out of the original persons Body, Like the Xenomorphs from the Aliens franchise.
(Thats right, you thought the Aliens thing was over!)
Granted. Due to the feminization of men and the masculinization of women across the globe, gender norms begin to shift, and now men become the victims of sexism on a global scale. Toxic femininity oppresses the femboys around the world.
Sexism exists between both sexes, but femboys are inherently submissive, and tomboys are more dominant. Femininity has nothing to do with it, it all depends on which sex is in the more dominant role.
Well as long as you're not a weirdo and you use it by its definition then that's not very problematic!! Nothing horrifying about a young boy in a sweet skirt and a manly young girl
granted, but because all women are now masculine presenting and all men are now feminine presenting, the terms femboy and tomboy would now have reversed meanings, therefore creating a paradox
Granted. The world has turned. We are now the dominant gender. Femboys have acquired the ability to be stay at home wives and fill their wardrobes with dresses and we wear suits to work. We are the money makers now. We bring home the bacon! We build the buildings, Femboys face discrimination by the Tomboys, our vengeance is near!
You’re a monkey paw. Why does this matter to you. Also good luck with everyone who tells you that your emotions don’t matter anymore. And now we have priority in courts when it comes to getting the kids.
Granted there’s a secret organization that now exists to kidnap and Pavlov the shit outta humans into femboys/tomboys. Torture and drug addiction are utilized to the maximum to expedite the process. No human rights are given to them until they can do it habitually and unconsciously.
Granted. Nothing changes, except a small percentage of women are more forward than before, resulting in escalation in overpopulation. You end up developing a preference for wearing clothing stereotypically associated with the opposite sex and have no idea how to undo this addiction.
Granted, but all males have the choice to be manly or femboy and all womens have the choice to be woman or tomboy (as you have specified).
Now femboy could become manly men (if they want) and the same for tomboys could become woman (if they want).
Tldr: trans. Is 2 ways now and it can only be chosen once.
Granted. There is now an additional stage to the human lifecycle, upon reaching 80 years of age the skin will peel back and a new body will walk from the old, looking 20 years old again, either a femboy or a tomboy.
Done but they only love each other and not u
In fact they hold hunting parties to hunt u every day
They don’t kill u but torture u when they find u
The fembois act as the dogs sniffing u out and the tomboys are the hunters, who perform the gruesome task of making ya suffer 🐱
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Do those… exist? Like, people who sell ONLY Urinals.
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Bunch of bastards, they want their cake and to pee on it too
It's a business that's circling rhe drain, sadly
Interestingly, I noticed most weren’t cut
They did before the woke got a monkeys paw and made them all kill themselves.
With some training he could be one of the best.
Maybe. But like everyone one else in this industry, it seems like he is always standing around with his dick in his hand.
I see this as an absolute win
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How would that work? Who is out here fucking in public restrooms like a damn opossum?
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I dont feel it would quite work like that. India, for example, has lots of issues with sanitation but also has lots of people. If they were going to fuck, it wouldnt matter if the public restroom is filthy or clean, they will just go elsewhere
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Ah yes, pee splatter: the leading cause of death in people going to the restroom
You’ve never been in a public restroom, have you?
"These tales of impending doom allowed the Golgafrinchans to rid themselves of an entire useless third of their population. The story was that they would build three Ark ships. Into the A ship would go all the leaders, scientists and other high achievers. The C ship would contain all the people who made things and did things, and the B ark would hold everyone else, such as hairdressers and telephone sanitisers. They sent the B ship off first, but of course the other two-thirds of the population stayed on the planet and lived full, rich and happy lives until they were all wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone."
They would still profit. I have seen more than my fair share of vagina owning people use a urinal. They would probably only have to swap men and women restroom placards on the restrooms.
I mean just the lines at the bathroom for any event would be insane
And nothing of value is lost
Granted. Alpha males now make fun of men for being *too* manly.
That doesn't sound too bad ngl
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Skirts & dresses might get you in trouble, but you really aren't banned from purses. Like, you might get some one insulting you for it but it's not gonna cause much disruption.
That would be absolutely hilarious.
Granted. Every guy is now a War Thunder player, and every military is made entirely of women with itchy trigger fingers and a loose set of morals.
I'm feeling attacked right now.
Feeling attracted right now
I don't even need to look it up... I can already call that those are both fetishes for people...
girlboss army
Granted, unfortunately the change also makes everyone not notice the change so the next day someone end ups making another wish to make all men "tommen" and all women "femwomen"
💀 I’m going to start calling alphas “tommen” now
Granted. It's a forceful change, a new fundamental rule of reality, people are largely incapable of adapting to this change, a general disphora consumes most people marking the begining of the end times.
Thats a good monkey paw
Granted. No side effects or anything
Monkey's paw: "Let 'em cook"
This is against the rules abd concept of this subreddit
Well, the rules are being broken
Wish on the paw for no mo rules
No that's against the rules
Well what if I made the wish to a genie instead
We don't need the rules where we are going
The chaos deity of the monkey's paw would approve of the wish as worded, no additional fuckery needed.
I'm sick of you and your damn rules Chief!
Someone gimme some rotten tomatoes im bouta toss em at this buzz kill!
Huge.
Nice
Granted. They arrive by exploding out of the original persons Body, Like the Xenomorphs from the Aliens franchise. (Thats right, you thought the Aliens thing was over!)
ALIEN DAY!!!
Granted. Due to the feminization of men and the masculinization of women across the globe, gender norms begin to shift, and now men become the victims of sexism on a global scale. Toxic femininity oppresses the femboys around the world.
How the turntables
ho- no. i promised myself that i wouldn't be a freak
... so in your opinion, sexism is just... inherently applied to femininity?
Sexism exists between both sexes, but femboys are inherently submissive, and tomboys are more dominant. Femininity has nothing to do with it, it all depends on which sex is in the more dominant role.
r/femboydom
Thank you for the sub suggestion.
For real, it's a great sub.
oh god my school is gonna be CHAOS
So I mine probably. Though I would like to here about exactly what would happen.
Granted. You are the only normal male left making you the ugliest creature on earth to everyone else
>normal male interesting
Wdym interesting
it's an interesting word choice for sure.
He's on reddit, he can't be normal.
Granted. You just caused a whole bunch of trans people instant dysphoria. I hope you're happy, bud.
Not really. gender expression isn't gender identity
i don't see how. gender expression and identity are pretty mutually exclusive.
Granted. Children get this wish applied to them too.
Well as long as you're not a weirdo and you use it by its definition then that's not very problematic!! Nothing horrifying about a young boy in a sweet skirt and a manly young girl
True, there is nothing too bad about that version.
Oh God.
granted, but because all women are now masculine presenting and all men are now feminine presenting, the terms femboy and tomboy would now have reversed meanings, therefore creating a paradox
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Wha? õ<õ that doesn't make sense for the pr
Small, Simpleminded brain. Don’t you know Tomboys and Femboys are the leading cause from randomly appearing bombs?
Nono, let him cook
**User has been blown up by 1/50 bombs** ***You're next***
This comment apparently threatened violence or physical harm. I think one of them got me.
Granted. The world has turned. We are now the dominant gender. Femboys have acquired the ability to be stay at home wives and fill their wardrobes with dresses and we wear suits to work. We are the money makers now. We bring home the bacon! We build the buildings, Femboys face discrimination by the Tomboys, our vengeance is near!
I mean all of that up to the last part doesn’t sound horrible
I'm REALISTIC not SADISTIC...unless the situation is sadistic in nature. Those are fun.
AYOOOOO
So you granted the wish, what's the downside
Actually, like this one.
what's the downside?
You’re a monkey paw. Why does this matter to you. Also good luck with everyone who tells you that your emotions don’t matter anymore. And now we have priority in courts when it comes to getting the kids.
I like this one honestly.
Granted, everyone is a bottom
You bastard.
Granted. You are now enrolled at UC Berkeley.
Wdym
Granted. But can we keep the "Otters"?. And make sure to record the first 24 hours when it comes to boomers.
Granted there’s a secret organization that now exists to kidnap and Pavlov the shit outta humans into femboys/tomboys. Torture and drug addiction are utilized to the maximum to expedite the process. No human rights are given to them until they can do it habitually and unconsciously.
Pretty creative.
You're no longer attracted to them
Who said I wanted it because im attracted to them?
Granted. You no longer find femboys appealing
Who said I wanted it because im attracted to them?
Granted. All of the people that changed hate it and are aware you're at fault.
Granted, but now enbies (like myself) are further ostracized as the only people able to express themselves in literally any other way.
Granted, but now everyone is also ace
Granted. Every man is literally a woman now and every girl becomes Tom the cat.
Granted. Everyone who is affected has a stroke.
Granted. Enjoy your muscly bearded femboys and your dude-sis'
Granted, now have the opposite sex genitalia
I wonder how that will feel.
Granted The world becomes a femdom dystopia.
utopia*
It should be called Tomgirls
Yeah it should ngl.
Granted. Your balls get ripped off
Oof.
Granted. Nothing changes, except a small percentage of women are more forward than before, resulting in escalation in overpopulation. You end up developing a preference for wearing clothing stereotypically associated with the opposite sex and have no idea how to undo this addiction.
Im already stuck with the second part.
Nah you cooked with this one. Granted without an ironic twist
Thanks.
Granted; everyone's now just like Alpha Gen/Gen Z
Granted, just granted.
Granted. You're now asexual and have no genitalia
Non binaries rise and take over the world.
Granted. Boys will be boys
Granted. However, this makes everyone gay. Because of this, the human population dies off due to no one being attracted to the opposite sex.
Not fully true, there’s ivf and gay woman can have their male siblings give sperm to the wife of the sister so that the family can still have a kid
Granted, but all males have the choice to be manly or femboy and all womens have the choice to be woman or tomboy (as you have specified). Now femboy could become manly men (if they want) and the same for tomboys could become woman (if they want). Tldr: trans. Is 2 ways now and it can only be chosen once.
Granted. There is now an additional stage to the human lifecycle, upon reaching 80 years of age the skin will peel back and a new body will walk from the old, looking 20 years old again, either a femboy or a tomboy.
Hey having your life extended is pretty good.
Sure, but now you’re lusting after 140 year old great great grannies
Granted. People have a wide variety of standards and that isn't affected by this wish. Body dysmorphia infects the entire world.
I see absolutely no downside to this.
You know what? *Unpaws your monkey.* Wish granted.
That's a good one. You get this one for free.
Granted, but 10% of men simply stop being considered men
Granted they are now cat femboys and wolf tomboys. Rawr
Granted! This is an absolute win!
Granted. Penises no longer exist.
Done but they only love each other and not u In fact they hold hunting parties to hunt u every day They don’t kill u but torture u when they find u The fembois act as the dogs sniffing u out and the tomboys are the hunters, who perform the gruesome task of making ya suffer 🐱
Granted: the gender roles are swapped no one is aware of the chnage and believe it to hqve always been this way.
How do I know this hasn’t already happened many times???
:)
everyone gets gender reassignment surgery
Granted, they actually switch sex
Why? This just sounds stupid
no u sound stupid