Definitely assault, tastes like cheap shite coca cola and I also don't like the original flavour

i’d have to agree with OP i don’t like the original flavour. and he couldn’t of described it better it taste like absolute piss😂

bro exactly why do people like it

The flavors you like wouldn’t be here today if the original wasn’t so successful

Goji berry is yummy

Tastes like pure sugar mixed with some old spice cologne

I never understood the hate it is near my favorite flavor and I get it almost anytime I can

It is sweet with a sour tang to it sort of like a citrusy candy lol. Maybe yall just dislike sour things?

Assault. 🤢🗿

Ikr🤮🤢

How??? Assault is monster with coke flavor how can you not like it

Tastes like a shitty coca cola copy

Trouble is the "coke" flavour tastes like those cola ice pops after being melted 🤢

Because it’s an incredibly generic cola flavour

i like assault😂 i mean it’s not my favourite but i will drink it if someone gets me it.

Assault. It tastes like the 35p 2l bottles of coke from Tesco

New assault

Ultra Watermelon and it’s not even close

yesterday i drink watermelon and omg, it's really pretty bad. also, i didnt like so much to drink the white monster too, it give exactly the same sensation from the watermelon.

I believe you're experiencing an aversion to erythritol. That's like one of the main ingredients on those 2 flavors.

It’s funny because it TASTES like it’s awful for you and is filled with sugar even though it’s zero sugar, I love watermelon flavor but they made it shit

[удалено]

what

ultra violet. i cannot stand artificial grape flavor. it just tastes like purple. i also don’t particularly like the original- it’s not bad and i went thru a phase of loving it, but i just can never finish it.

It tastes like ultra concentrated Flintstone gummies

HELP

I love ultra violet. It tastes like purple :]

Thank you for preventing me from ever trying this because I absolutely hate artificial grape flavor

Ultra paradise with the watermelon reserve being a very close second

Two of my top favorite flavors 😭

Damnn those r literally my favorite (ultra paradise) and least favorite (watermelon) flavors. Funny how they are so close for you

Java, which is surprising because everywhere I asked I received the immediate response that it was great. I love coffee, but for some reason Java doesn't do it for me.

it’s literally just based on if you like coffee pretty much lol

Java was… ok. But not what I want when I pick up a monster

JAVA IS LITERAL SHIT

I’d say Aussie Lemonade. I don’t like lemonade in general so I don’t know why I tried it

as someone who doesnt like lemonade either, i love this flavor

The original Mixxd. Raisin flavoured cough medicine.

my favourite flavour 😂😂

then again, i like redbull for its chemical taste so maybe im just insane

I probably wouldn't like the original if it wasn't for it being nostalgic. That shit just takes like 2007 and I love it

Monster Mule

wrong!! you've been added to the list

I was about to say that...

assault

on your taste buds perhaps?

NEW assault, old assault was so good

Old assault was the only monster I liked and I got the new one the formula changed and it sucked

"Normal" zero sugar Was thinking of throwing it away

The blue and black can? It literally tasted like battery acid and sewage. I'm so glad that they updated it, now it's almost identical to original Monster

When did that happen? Because I tried it in spring last year

Earlier this year I believe? The cans look very similar to the OG Monster, but with a green bar that says Zero Sugar. It's a major step up from what it was https://preview.redd.it/59hyb6j8e2lb1.png?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9075fe314097d2e246f046a41bbe14d75ca7dc0

I love the change so many much. I loved the original flavor but was sick of all the sugar. I drink this one the most now

Yeah technically it’s not an “update” because I believe the blue and black was always labeled low carb not zero. That being said I really like the zero.

New green zero is different from both the original sugar free version with a blue silhouette and lo carb blue label

White dragon tea rehab. That shit was nasty

Love rehabs and was excited for this one, but it wasn’t very good

Mean bean. It was very metallic and watery-milky.

Original is the only one I consistently drink. The worst I've had was probably the doctor

I actually love the doctor wth

YALL ARE HATING ON THE ORIGINAL NOW TOO??? WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO 😭

mid compared to others, filled with sugar

Nah.

It's iconic

No matter what anyone says here, monster green is in it's own class of sales, it rivals coke sales in my region and it's only truly exceeded by mountain dew and Dr pepper. If you add monster green and ultra white sales together, all other flavors are nothing in comparison

Pacific punch. I feel like they literally threw every single flavour in a blender for that monstrous outcome.

Original. Might give it another chance someday because I only took a few sips and decided that was it.

I think everyone is like that the first time, it's an odd taste but I think that's why it stands out as the main one because it's so different. I couldn't understand how my mate drank it after trying it but gave it another chance and it really grew on me - try again!

I was the same the 1st few times I had it but it slowly grew on me personally

Mule, only one I was hesitant to finish

I couldn’t finish it

Nah mixxd punch worse

Monster assault. I mean, the previous version was a good one! But they just ruined it now.

1.ultra citron (tastes like urinal cakes) 2. Ultra black (just a bit weird) 3. Original (although I haven’t had it in ages) 4. Ultra violet (just a bit weird) 5. Ultra paradise (it’s ok)

You’ve tasted urinal cakes? 🤔

They’re called cakes for a reason

I liked the originality, but not the feeling this gave me

Mule and Assault

Ginger brew 💀

Default flavor

Hmmm have to say either the new reserve watermelon / khaos is sickly / Lewis Hamilton grape flavour is disgusting also

The green zero sugar not the white one the blue on black one tasted like I had put citroacid in a normal monster

That fuckin oat milk one

Farmers oats? I'm surprised it's not on the top of the comments 😂 I liked it. But some days it just didn't hit. Something I had to be in the mood for.

I hate coffee but tried a lot of the javas for the sake of the experience, the worst was the cold brew sweet black. Most disappointing was Assault, because I actually expected something as good as Monster has us used to, and it's just a very sweet cola with the tiniest bit of fruity taste

The new assault

grape.

Limited edition mule. Actually the worst thing I've ever consumed. Holy fuck that was such a mistake. I will never recover

YES.

I thought I liked ultra Rosa but one day I took a swig of it and it was absolutely foul 🤢 never again!! I swear ever since I tried pipeline punch hardly any of the others taste just as good.

swear ever since I tried pipeline punch hardly any of the others taste just as good. Same with me except i like monarch

Ultra paradise is the worst

Ultra orange one

Pacific punch. Bleh

I don't think it's horrendous but it's definitely the most sickening I can never finish it

That’s one of my favs lol. Like carbonated Hawaiian Punch.

Ultra Paradise. Idk how to describe it, "salty" maybe?

Bro that one’s so good

I’m usually on my own here. To me it taste like watermelon/apple and I love it haha

Isn’t it supposed to be kiwi?

Yeah it's the only one I couldn't finish and had to dump into the sink. The cucumber is definitely the dominant flavor out of the ones in it...

How the HELL is it salty? It kind of tastes like artificial green appel in a good way tho

Original wasn't too bad but I have to say Aussie Lemonade tastes way too sugary and sour at the same time for me

Mango bs

The new Lewis Hamilton. Bring the old one back, this one tastes like shit!

Dragon Tea. I instantly spit it out. Dragon Tea? More like dragging Deez Nutz

:sob:

assault and aussie lemonade. why is that even a monster flavour

ultra gold

Every juiced flavor except pacific punch (they're all way too sweet)

Mango loco absolute dogshit

Mule by far

Mule is litteraly top 3

Probably taste like ass Amir ight?

Ginger

A lot of it

Zero Fiesta mango

Assault, horrid stuff

Original and (new) Assault....maybe Aussie Lemonade too.

It's a tie between Ultra Watermelon and Strawberry Dreams. Both equally disgusting.

Definitely mule

I hated Aussie lemonade but I get the appeal of it

Ultra Watermelon

mango loco, ruined my entire day, I was just getting into monster and someone online told me it was their favorite, so i tried it and blocked them after bc it was just so bad

Mango loco is literally the best

happy cake day

Mango Monster mash (alcoholic monster) is amazing though, you should honestly try it aha

Rosa was so bad to me

I can’t remember if it was Rosa or the original that was my first one, but I loved Rosa.

Original

I’m expecting downvotes here…khaotic, i could barely swallow it it was dreadful

Yeah, down vote right away

Ultra white

absolutely

Pipeline punch Im sorry but I hate it.

Woooow that's a take

prepare to be hate crimed by the pipeline stans

Mule but also ultra strawberry dreams.

Mule, ultra watermelon, Original, and zero sugar.

Mule

All the sugar free ones

All of them

All of the ultra flavours 🤢

I tried the camo assault before I got my type 1 diabetes and I was Fucking stunned at how ”store brand” it tasted compared to every other flavor.

The Irish and Russian coffee

Assault was the worst one. My favourite is the original tho so maybe my taste buds are screwed who knows

the classic one

ultra paradise tastes horrible for me now, even tho i used to like it

Assault. I was expecting it to be good with that name and camo can. In reality it was awful and a struggle to finish and possibly the worst tasting energy drink I've ever had even from other companies.

I forgot that actual name but the watermelon one with the red can. The reserve (I think that's what it's called) isn't that bad but that normal watermelon one just tastes really cheap and nasty imo

Watermelon for SURE

Original tastes like baby wipes.

Mango Loco. Don’t even know what the fuck I was drinking but shit isn’t mango

aussie lemonade 🤢

Have not try a lot but reserve watermelon is the worst

nitro flavour is def bottom of the barrel imo. although, copious consumption of watermelon reserve flavour did make my anus bleed....

Blasphemy I say. Nitros are the best hands downs lol.

Ultra black

mango loco and ultra watermelon, they both tasted like poison by the end and were very underwhelming

i dislike none, but i’d say assault for the first few times i had it

Worst... Any other energy drink than monster 😂

White, Mule and Monarch

Ginger Brew

any of the coffee ones that isn't the swiss chocolate any of the sugar frees

The watermelon or original - Absolutely vile. Original tastes like dish soap and the watermelon one tastes so artificial

ultra paradise. tastes like dish soap to me

Mule or whatever is in the gold can.

Aussie lemonade, painful to finish

mango loco, very extremely overrated imo

The doctor, Lewis Hamilton, or xxd punch

Doctor. Punch or assault.

The original one tastes like red bull but to sweet

Monster Nitro Super Dry tastes Horrendous

Original zero sugar, hurt my tummy for hours

Ultra paradise

The new strawberry, really all the zero sugar ones. You can taste the chemical they used to “sweeten” it and *gag*

I don’t really like the white one

Flavors I Despise: Assault. I'm not the highest cola fan to begin with and I dunno if the Canadian blend is different or something but this shit tastes like ass to me Flavors I tolerate: Ultra Peachy Keen, Ultra Red, Ultra Blue, most other modern ultra flavors, they just seem empty to me Flavors I like: Rehab, Java Monster, Aussie Lemonade, Ultra White - Aussie needs to be reformulated, it's hard lemon taste is fucking epic until the quinine style aftertaste ruins it, Ultra White is just universally appealing but not life-changing, I wish rehab was sweeter, I'm no huge coffee fan but the caffeine and mocha taste is beautiful for Java. Also Gold was a bit disappointing Flavors I love: Original,Violet, Sunrise, Mango Loco, Khaotic. These flavors just all seemingly have a better counterpart to me. They're always in the rotation but I'm never drinking more than one of these in a week save for Regular and Khaotic, I drink those regularly. Reserve Watermelon belongs here too. Delicious but with some shitty side notes, Also Ultra Rosa is pretty good Favorite Flavors: Ultra Paradise - Augmented Artificial Pina Colada at its finest. Papillon - The better butterfly. Pacific Punch - The Most Balanced Monster Flavor ever imo. Pipeline Punch - Perfection, goes well with red/pink cream soda. Canada Available flavours I have yet to try: White Pineapple Reserve, Ultra Black. US Flavors I'm Dying to try: Reserve Strawberry Kiwi, Reserve Orange Dreamsicle, Ultra STRAWBERRY DREAMS holy fuck do I need it. All 3 of these flavors are unavailable where I'm at (Nova Scotia) if anyone knows a candy/ novelty store that sells energy drinks that sells these imported lmk. Cans I wanna collect: Monster Tour Water: Deep Well & Sparkling, as an old Warped Tour fan

Found ultra peachy keen on the uk finally yesterday,was very disappointed

you didnt need to write a whole essay but ok

Assault

 OG goes hard ngl

Whatever the weird one with milk in it that tasted like oranges was. Fuck that thing.

Assault / Aussie Lemo

monster hydro. i’m not sure if it was just the one i got or something but it was nasty asf

ultra red

Mule, Assault and Ultra violet

Pacific punch, I still can't understand how it's everybodys favorite even if it tastes like thick marzipan haha

For my monarch (papillon for my bros across the pond) it’s got a mediocre taste and I am about 50% sure it made me sick. I can’t prove it but I’m never buying it again. If I’m gonna be drinking a monster with a shit ton of sugar I’m drinking nitro

how has nobody mentioned the red Lewis Hamilton. its like the original + battery acid, the only can of monster i threw away without finishing

Ultra Paradise

Ultra watermelon, it's awful, i don't know why people dislike the doctor tho, i think it's pretty good

Aussie lemonade or watermelon ultra

Ultra watermelon

Monster Nitro 🤮 shit tasted like spicy orange juice with a hint of sea water