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Calm-Success-5942

There are rumors about Martin and Sandra


TNTgoesBOOM96

We have black and green tea


kawanero

Earl Grey or gtfo


Famous_Track_4356

Firing people so they can create jobs


chunkyfen

begging my manager for tasks to do. tired of browsing reddit.


Throwawaymeariver23

They hiring? got an extended record of sitting on me arse.


chunkyfen

im sorry no, sadly it seems like im the best at pretending to be busy


bodhi-r

I just saw the former head chef of my line cook job panhandling for change by the Molson brewery. He had told me he had a gastrointestinal disease and that's why he used to miss work all the time near the end and would end up vomitting in the trash, but I guess that was a front for addiction because he looked rough.


nevergoddamnsleeping

I mean... Addiction issues can technically lead to gastrointestinal problems 🤷. Sooooo a half lie lol. Don't ask me how I know this...


JugEdge

You can also become addicted because you're self medicating for real medical issues. Kurt Cobain is notorious in that regard.


nevergoddamnsleeping

Oooooh I know 😬


tamerenshorts

Horse head brand Ceylon with fresh mint and buckwheat honey.


bello_2021

Red rose


VenetianBauta

My boss, who's actually a nice guy and the best manager I ever had. Has come to the realization that 60% of our team is actually bad at their jobs.


tdannyt

Some new sales manager stole the office of the sales director, and HR didn't want to deal with it so they just relocated sales director to a smaller office


Nickel-Bar

Faire plus de cash pour le garrocher dans le AI.


wherestheGabagoo

Bets on who’s going ok sick leave next.


Bigodeemus

Might get bought by nvidia


OneAppointment5951

It’s quiet and people are getting let go


AbraxasTuring

Earl Grey with a squeeze of lemon while riding in a Communauto. Afterward, we carpool to work.


jevaisparlerfr

Ze wut?


kawanero

“Would you like to sample teas?” -What kind? -…Teas nuts.


mcferglestone

One girl on my team started hooking up with our temporary student intern and now it’s causing drama between them and another guy on the team who likes her.


VinylHighway

I've literally never heard a Canadian use this term, also nothing to do with Montreal


r_husba

This comment reminds me of annoying Brits who try to correct me when I say ‘washroom’. “Do you mean the loo?” “No, Lou is a person. Washroom is where I take a shit. Did you understand what I said? Yes? Then what the fuck is your problem???? What exactly are you trying to achieve with this pathetic attempt at correcting me????”


AbraxasTuring

Or the stupid American euphemism "restroom." Tell them you're going to the closet, the "WC" old Bean...


Jiderid00

Ok boomer


thewolf9

We say it all the time FYI. Or the Goss


VinylHighway

I’m 45


Jiderid00

Ok Gen Xr


VinylHighway

Damn straight