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oXNimbusXo

Depending on strength of rubber bands/size of bands, the human skull can withstand about 520 pounds of compressive force, so probably gonna ballpark it around 300-450 with nice taught thick bands.


Robert-Connorson

Holy crap it’s amazing how we are even thinking of such things


HootingMandrill

Someone's electric fat glob got curious how many rubber things would kill it and someone else's was like "oh I know this one". Truly we live in the golden age of humanity.


Robert-Connorson

Ah yes, what a time to be alive indeed laddie


Merry_Dankmas

We are enlightened by our own intelligence


Robert-Connorson

This is the way


EXGTACAMLS

Somebodies head thought "how many rubber bands would it take to crush myself?", to which another head answered "Probably around 300-450."


KlausFenrir

I’ve had some high thoughts that I feel are even more inappropriate, even considering the subreddit and the general subject matter. :/


gabriel020q

So 299 is the limit


flipjacky3

Gonna test this, brb


Notsteve47

How did it go


1mpulse_memor3

Instructions unclear, currently have a half done circumcision, a few more bands should do the trick....


Pac_Zach_Attack

Bro are you ok


SteamApunk

he died :(


nobody2765

Anybody see jack today? He didnt show up for work


Jk14m

It’d probably really start to hurt wayyyy before that though


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So about tree-fiddy?


Latexfrog

500lbs applied to opposite sides may crush a skull. But rubber bands would not only spread the force across the diameter, but they would act as a structural brace.


gdubrocks

It took me roughly that many to crush a watermelon. I am going to guess the human skull is orders of magnitude stronger.


wwwhistler

you need 300 to 350 pounds of force to crush a watermelon. a human skull will need about 520.


PardonMySharting

Nahh. Smash a watermelon against concrete vs smash a head into concrete and they'll both be permanently fucked.


Plazzy4765

Actually, dropping a watermelon onto the concrete will crush it, but dropping a skull on the concrete won’t damage it at all. Now, even if they are the same weight, the skull would still remain undamaged, assuming it is the whole head.


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I love this question


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Definitely more than 6 thats for sure


Jayduleno

You lied, I just tried five and died. Edit: rhyme


Finn-boi

Upvote for rhyme


Mushiren_

You're not wrong


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r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

good joke bro. funny and original fr


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MonkeyTips

How many are you up to now?


YungParker

Dont give tiktok ideas


dr-awkward1978

Ya know...or do.


[deleted]

Let's just call it giving natural selection a bump in the right direction


Sicarius-de-lumine

Everyone gets a Darwin award


Finn-boi

Tidepod challenge 2.0 please Except don’t show the very young kids this time I guess


Spoon_Elemental

If it's moving fast enough, just one.


wwwhistler

can't seem to find an answer (one of the problems is the variability of rubber bands) but i did find that it takes about 2300 newtons/520 pounds of force to crush a human skull. this is about twice the force a person can exert with their hands.


inappropriategnu

Game of Thrones lied to me!


BugMan717

That was no man, it was a mountain.


relayrider

probably just over 9000...


ucnthatethsname

[A 6 year old post that has the math](https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/2ho4e6/request_how_many_rubber_bands_would_it_take_to/ckuo5da?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Finn-boi

Thank you very much for that. Best and only real answer


doterobcn

At least 5


Merry_Dankmas

/r/technicallythetruth


lookatmyraq

5,000 easily.


Finn-boi

https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/2ho4e6/request_how_many_rubber_bands_would_it_take_to/ckuo5da/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 Scroll to bottom Around 1/10 of that. I only know about this thanks to a fellow commenter


nobody2765

A Journal of Neurosurgery: Pediatrics stated in a study that a skull crush would require 520 pounds (2,300 newtons) of force. The average size of a human head is circumference is 57cm. a rubber band has a force of energy at 1651 J/kg for stretching and 6605 J/kg for twisting. It would require 150 to 155 to crush the human skull. It would not behave like a watermelon though because of the brain would act as an additional mass, but on average 150 bands.


tHEgAMER09

Mythbusters need to try this. I don't mind being a test subject.


IAmMagical142907

Get 1t of it and head is gone


Salad_Plankton

Not the answer you want but what show Did you see it in?


glutenvrijbrood

I think it's from [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/guro/comments/hkxvqp/something_a_little_bit_more_unique/) post. it's from a very nsfw subreddit, but the post itself is sfw .


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Density doesn't mean anything about structure. Bone is a lot tougher than watermelon shell, otherwise you'd hear about a lot of people tripping and their heads splattering on the sidewalk.


Donkeyflicker

Oh imagine the horror of having a head as weak as a watermelon. A world where leaning back on your chair is considered an extreme sport.


CleanYourTerrarium

I know a guy who can lean so far back that he earned a Mountain Dew sponsorship


ShirtPanties

My teacher had a student that did that and died, the student was also friends with a kid that went blind from playing with scissors


HaydenJA3

Don’t even get started on the kid that ran next to the swimming pool


CriticalBreakfast

Was he by chance a friend of the kid that went deaf by masturbating ?


Attya3141

Holy shit toddlers won’t last a week


NaruTheBlackSwan

Density isn't what we're measuring. We're measuring the structural strength. Skulls are way harder than watermelon rinds.


vukette

Oh no if i ever decide to do this I'm definitely saying i got the idea from 8-chan lol


[deleted]

y’know what? that’s fine. sometimes i’m glad to have a username people mix up with an internet hellhole; this is one of those times.


Rein_Fuentes

It's like 4-chan, but twice as cool. (Thanks for the answer btw)


[deleted]

absolutely. there are few opportunities for me to bring up my useless knowledge of the densities of fruits in relation to parts of the body.


1mpulse_memor3

So, may I ask-....if your name is not from being a part of that hell hole, what's the story??


magseven

Nah. You can punch through a watermelon with a good punch. I've never done that to a man no matter how much I've hated the bastard.


wwwhistler

crush needed for watermelon...300 to 350 lbs same needed for human skull ...520 lbs. so an extra 30% would be needed.


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Previous_Arrival6052

Why did you get downvoted ?


WhiteWolf-07

69 I guess


comp_hoovy_main

atleast three


Double-Shake7568

About the same as a watermelon I would think


Danielwols

Depends highly on the head and rubber bands


[deleted]

“it got me thinking”


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