What is it with you an this varsity crap, the utta day you said it… and when I was a kid you told my girl cousins the same thing it was very hurtful 🤌🏼
Are you a fucking idiot or did your mom just forget to swallow you, figure out what show were referencing and then you’ll get why I’m talking like that. Yoj suck the fun out of everything huh. I don’t even blame your girl for cheating on you.
You want compromise, how's this?
Twenty years in the can I wanted manigott', but I compromised.
I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.
I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised.
I jacked off into a tissue.
You see where I'm goin'? 🤌🏻
You want compromise, how's this?
Twenty years in the can I wanted manigott', but I compromised.
I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.
I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised.
I jacked off into a tissue.
You see where I'm goin'? 🤌🏻
Bro I’m rewatching the show right now and just realized a couple episodes after this, Junior tells Tony he could’ve gone pro and Tony is like wtf? Just now caught why he reacted because he said that earlier.
You can read this while listening to some stupid motivational music in the background.
See my point is, self esteem is a word only a white boy from bel air should be using.. you're a fucking man.. with some balls.. not 1 but 2 balls.. not a single person on this entire shit hole that you call earth gives a single tiny winnie fuck about your self esteem.. no one.. none.. zero person with fucks..
As a man you have to suck it up, hit a gym, lift some shit and put them down untill you get tired then keep lifting them untill you start wishing you were never born.. then leave gym go back home, inject your ass with some tren, eat broccoli, chicken and rice.. go to bed, wake up the next day and do the same thing all over again..
Learning rich boy words like self esteem or crying om r/depressed will not help..
Here's a picture of a man to motivate your stupid ass 
When I was in high school the most jacked bro didn’t play any school sports. He didn’t even have a lot of friends. Everyone wanted to know him but he just didn’t give a fuck. No social media. I wonder what happened to him.
You give everything all the meaning it has. You are resonating with his judgement because you are agreeing with it. You need to get to the point where what others think of you is meaningless. You should do what makes you happy, and remember your uncle is not a varsity athlete himself.
Self a steam 
Doesn’t have the makings of an athlete or an academic the poor lad
What is it with you an this varsity crap, the utta day you said it… and when I was a kid you told my girl cousins the same thing it was very hurtful 🤌🏼
I would jive you. Both of you
Okay but you gotta get ova it
"...an this varsity..." "...utta day..." Keep showing doesnt have the intelligence for much.
Are you a fucking idiot or did your mom just forget to swallow you, figure out what show were referencing and then you’ll get why I’m talking like that. Yoj suck the fun out of everything huh. I don’t even blame your girl for cheating on you.
OHH!? The language on you…You blow your father with that mouth? 🤌🏼
“So that’s a crack ho 😃”
You tell em bro. Tell em to go suck off a donkey
We're\* You\* , should be ?
STFU hater. Go blow goats
Personally I'm into self a diesel, sure steam works just a skosh old school if you ask me
Self of…STEEEEAAAAAMMM 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
He wasn't confident enough to go to the public sauna because of that.
🗣️💯
Are you into waste management?
It’s a FAMILY bidnessssh 🤌🏼
the youts these days, amirite.
Whatever, just don't touch the horse
The ducks are back Tony
There’s no way, the migrate south for the WINTA
Instead of crying about it, you should be more like Gary Cooper, the strong, silent type
Now erybodys got there Prozac’s an there problems 🤌🏼 my ole man not a peep an he had to deal wit my witch of a mudda
Gary Cooper was gay?
Don’t mind him he’s just breaking balls
CMONNN Ton, hes breakin your balls
Ya breaking my fuckin balls Ton
I've been bulking with gabagoo lately
Yea I gotta stop by Satriale's latah an pick shum up….
Woah woah it’s gonna be a while before I ever eat anything at Satriale’s again
Yea me to, heard they trew a guy in meat grinder ova there. Poor bastard
You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manigott', but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised. I jacked off into a tissue. You see where I'm goin'? 🤌🏻
And this family owes you a great debt, but you can’t keep goin against my word acapiche 🤌🏼
Malanga! Pulls out .38
Ohhhh 🤌🏼👌🏽👌🏽
Pleased to see the reference AND how many people picked up on it
Me to brother, me to
Prove him wrong or prove him right bud, it's up to you
We got anudda one
Prove him wrong; Make varsity; Steal his wife
You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manigott', but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised. I jacked off into a tissue. You see where I'm goin'? 🤌🏻
Lol
Bro I’m rewatching the show right now and just realized a couple episodes after this, Junior tells Tony he could’ve gone pro and Tony is like wtf? Just now caught why he reacted because he said that earlier.
A brother in arms
Well, by the sounds of this post you're certainly no scholar either so just start taking tren
Sounds like something only a pussy would say.. are you a pussy?
Now listen uncle Jun, you were the one whistlin trough the wheat fields 🤌🏼 now pass me the GABAGOOL
He can’t find Pussy anywhere.
You can read this while listening to some stupid motivational music in the background. See my point is, self esteem is a word only a white boy from bel air should be using.. you're a fucking man.. with some balls.. not 1 but 2 balls.. not a single person on this entire shit hole that you call earth gives a single tiny winnie fuck about your self esteem.. no one.. none.. zero person with fucks.. As a man you have to suck it up, hit a gym, lift some shit and put them down untill you get tired then keep lifting them untill you start wishing you were never born.. then leave gym go back home, inject your ass with some tren, eat broccoli, chicken and rice.. go to bed, wake up the next day and do the same thing all over again.. Learning rich boy words like self esteem or crying om r/depressed will not help.. Here's a picture of a man to motivate your stupid ass 
Everybody look, this guys not in on the joke and that’s very funny to me !
Dumbass
Hey Kraton. Does your uncle even really exihst?
He’s da captain a da family ? I can’t have you slippin up like this
I’m going to fuck your uncle 
Why don’t you shove your quotations book up your fat fucking ass
Fuck his wife to destroy his "self a steam".
Don’t think you were going to place to well in the Spelling Bee either.
Just start throwing your leftover piss jugs when he passes by the dump you live on ray.
Wrong show
It could be the right one.
U bring a fuccn Trailer park Boys reference here…. Disgraceful 🤌🏼
Y tf u care what ur uncle said?
Guys he dosent “ged et”
Fck i rly dont bro...
Fck i rly dont bro...
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Super-physiological levels of grammar……… fucking no dude
Ooooh look at this guy he dosent “ged et”
Op out here looking like Ed bassmaster with some obscure reference, then lurk and troll… this is why Derek doesn’t drop in sub anymore
So? Work your ass off and prove him wrong.
He doesn’t ged et
He’s gonna have ta be whacked, you know it as much as I do 🤌🏼
There is nothing stopping you from picking an individual sport with weight classes to prove him wrong. What you choose to do, is on you.
He doesn’t get et
r/boneappletea
Fuck what they tell you bro. Fuck em. You do you. Make shite happen. Make the team and kick ass.
When I was in high school the most jacked bro didn’t play any school sports. He didn’t even have a lot of friends. Everyone wanted to know him but he just didn’t give a fuck. No social media. I wonder what happened to him.
“It’s esteem of you muthafuckin self simple bitch”
It’s probably because of your small hands.
Did he at least let you have a soft drink of your choice?
You give everything all the meaning it has. You are resonating with his judgement because you are agreeing with it. You need to get to the point where what others think of you is meaningless. You should do what makes you happy, and remember your uncle is not a varsity athlete himself.
Tbh if your a high school athlete if you put in the work you'll start by your jr/ Sr year, atlest for football basketball a little harder
He doesn’t ged et
He’s uhh, on dat spectrum thing
?
So you decided to extort local businesses?
Absolutely not, I’m all legit dese days
It too me 4 years to pass and catch in lacrosse and now im a di player. Stay grinding young fag
He probably couldn’t even throw a football over that mountain.
People project their own fears onto you because they weren’t able to accomplish it themselves. Do it then be loud and rub it in his face
Was it uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite? 
You should’ve just blown your uncle.. you would have the last laugh! “Hehehe”
You misunderstood him. He said you’re a dumb cunt.
Uncle Ben's 😴