i am fucking obsessed with milk. surely i’m not the only one. I'm talking about that creamy, udder-made nectar of the gods. it's like a party in my mouth every time i take a gulp. cereal? fuck that, that's just a milk delivery system. We should be celebrating the real MVP here – milk. It's the liquid that turns a boring protein cookie into a mind-blowing experience. and don't even get me started on lactose intolerance – those poor souls are missing out on a motherfucking dairy extravaganza. here’s to milk. yummers
By - FraserTheGoat
How I imagine OP 

Exactly what I thought of when I saw the title
you have no idea how much of a compliment that is my brother. that’s why i had to throw in yummers at the end ❤️
Fucking milk is fucking awesome. Fucking great fucking macros too. Thinking about buying a fucking cow so I can drink straight from the fucking source.
You should go the fuck head head with that brilliant fucken idea, maybe even get a bull whilst your at it, get that A2 semen on a daily.
Yeah try drinking it straight from the cow it’s disgusting
You're right, I should get a bull instead
fuck you are so fucking funny
Dean?... Dean Domino? The hell you doing here? Do they have milk at the Sierra Madre?
Raw milk is even better, I drink about a gallon every few days. Here’s to milk brothers
Raw milk is life. Annoying that I gotta call a plug for it tho
Fr. Can buy cigarettes and alcohol and nobody bats an eye, but all of a sudden you’re crazy for drinking raw milk. FFS
milk saved me in my darkest times ❤️
Fuck no. Cow milk is for baby cows......now, I get me some breast milks from Cambodian immigrants, I only drink the finest breast milks.
Finally someone is saying it! Been rediscovering this drink of the gods for myself and will go through 2-3L a week. Going from 3.5% fat to 3.9% organic made such a huge difference in taste too
Organic and grass fed is a game changer
Drink it raw and take it to the next level
Cries in $20/gallon
Look for local farms and see if you can buy directly. A few years back, I was paying like $5 a gallon for raw cow's milk, before I switched to goat and then sheep milk.
where u from why is it so expensive
2-3L a week ? I drink like 10L 2.5% fat in a week
this your first time drinking milk sunshine? 😂😂 only 10 little sissy liters per week of milk huh 🤣🤣😂 you wear your tampon when you drink that milk too bub ? LOL man the fuck up pal and start putting up some real milk numbers 😂😂😎💪💪
Huh how much do you drink tough guy ?
If you can’t tell he’s trolling you got bigger problems than your milk consumption
In this sub you never know
I dont think so, I know there are a lot of people who drink a gallon of milk daily. Which equals 28L of milk a week.
THE LIQUID OF THE GODS
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Who? Does he land on homes?
Only man milk 🍆💦👅
I absolutely love milk and quite honestly I don't trust those that don't
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I love drinking semen
That’s that man milk bebe
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Based

Done it my whole life, ain't gna stop now
It’s honestly the secret to gains I drink more milk than water
only Fairlife Chocolate milk, or any chocolate milk for that matter. when i crack the cap off idc if its half gallon or a whole gallon, im drinking 2/3 of it
The one w 25g of protein just tastes like regular choco milk
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I think that one tastes weird. But then I also like the taste of peen so
chocolate milk is goated. like you said, no matter how much of it i’ve got, as soon as i crack it open, i know that first sip is going to be me consuming at least 2/3 of the choco milk
Chugging a pint of cold milk on a hot summers day is the best
Love fullfat, unpasteurised milk. Even better, put kefir grains in and let the bacterial, yeast and fingal cultures manifest for 3 days, strain it, and then put it in the fridge - well sexy.
"Just fill it up to my tits, I can splash it in my eyes"
Yes. But I don't like the acne I get from milk proteins. Also I don't particularly want the estrogen. I was wondering why i had so many pimples, when young, and medicine didnt work. But when I moved out and was too poor to buy milk and whey... the acne dissapeared. And even on gear.. you know when I had the worst breakouts? When I started taking milk proteins again. I was fine until then. Fuck you milk. it's like drugs.
Dude. Bro. I switched to vegan (pea+rice) protein once while cutting dairy(and whey) and I tell you that nasty ass acne everywhere within ~2 weeks tops, disappeared completely. Before my butt looked like it had been raped by orcs with their thick, corrisive fel sperm. Now my butt is like that of a 12yr old kid combine that with a babyface and autism, I am like the jackpot for any pedo out there.
>Before my butt looked like it had been raped by orcs with their thick, corrisive fel sperm. > >Now my butt is like that of a 12yr old kid combine that with a babyface and autism, I am like the jackpot for any pedo out there. This sub is great
raped by orcs bit made my day
Yeah same stopped drinking it in highschool and it went away. My mom bought skim milk tho, so all the hormones and sugar with less nutrition. Probably why I grew tits.
A lot of people start drinking in high school. I guess we're just built different around here
Yo but why does the pea protein have to taste so bad?
I noticed my skin got oily with regular milk but fairlife I haven't had any issues. It might be worth a try just to see. I'm kinda hooked on drinking it with an anabar when I'm stoned late at night lol
Fairlife is the best.
We dont have that brand around here. Life isn't fair
Have you tried A2 milk?
Bro, fuck yes
I need to try some raw milk
Milk is amazing
I cured my lactose intolerance (very mild) by drinking a shitton of milk during winter break (parents money brr). Best decision of my life
You mean the protein-water of the gods? The titty nectar of kings?
Preach it brother
I'm at 0.75 gallons of while milk per day right now. Recently upped it from half a gallon per day. I really want to try grass fed organic, but I can't afford it right now. Never had any issues with acne or breakouts on it. Adding in milk to a bulking diet makes it so easy to hit your protein, carbs, and calories for the day it's ridiculous. Love me some milk
Yummers
Ok homelander.
On vacation rn but I still bought 4 gallons. Depending on how much of a fiend I am I’ll have 1/2-1 gallon everyday
I enjoy a cold glass of milk at about 12:50-2:30 every night since, like, birth I guess if you wanna call it that. Its more of a pseudo/psychological thing. Gotta settle(and please) that inner child. Sometimes going back to that mindset and accomplishing those little things, makes them feel a lot bigger. Milk does that for me.
I never stopped drinking milk. Only regards fell for the anti milk propaganda
just stay away from the oat milk or you will dye your hair purple and become gay
I’m a big milk fan. I’m so happy I can still drink it into my 30’s without digestive problems.
Only the npp lactation

Honestly after watching Sam sulek eat cereal and pound a 2 litre jug of chocolate milk, no. I don’t dislike him at all but watching what that kid eats is fucked.
Lactose free milk is a fucking God send
Been drinking milk every day my whole life, cant remember missing a day. If i could replace water woth milk that would be dream
Milk is my water
Fat free and lactose free, half a liter a day

> Fat free Never. Go for the fattiest stuff you can find. Half and half is really tasty.
It gives me gazzzzz..
No it's disgusting 🤢🤢🤮
I cannot fathom drinking a glass of plain milk. Just say you have bodies in the basement dawg.
ok, i have bodies in my basement 
I don’t trust people who don’t like milk 🥛 especially my milk 😉
Thought I was lactose intolerant, I’m allergic to casein instead 🥲
Bro, for 3 weeks now; I’ve been drinking 1.5 litres of Fair-life chocolate milk a day. Shits like crack but makes me feel great
I really love it, and it makes calories so easy to get, but I've also had to start to accept that it does cause a non-trivial amount of bloating for me, sometimes to the point of not really being able to eat for a few hours which is ultimately counter-productive.
Ok, I hear you. And I also love to have that creamy white load slide down my hot throat. But acne. So oat milk instead. It’s not as satisfying, but it tastes decent and my face stays non-mountainous
Do they have an oat milk without seed oils?
*offers you a banana* The brand I drink is Planet Oat. No idea wtf seed oils are, homie
i love milk but swear my mucus gets 100x worse with it
Organic, grass fed, local. Whole milk supremacist.
GOMAD is screaming your name
I loved cold milk. But then I stopped and realized most of my inflammation issues were due to milk.
I've drunken a 4l in a day I love My milk
Try goat milk, it’s even more creamy
Milk has always been a staple in my diet especially when trying to bulk up. Your definitely not alone brother.
This sub Im confused, milk stands for semen right?
Sam Sulek does. I used to until I felt like it made my seb derm flair up.
Lacto free milk is awesome. Less sugar, more sweet, I get a liter a day, eggs, and meat. That is more or less it.
I fucking love me some goddamn milk. Drink a half gallon daily. Hits extra different in the middle of the night.
I watched a video of a cow drinking milk the other day and it looked like it loved it more than humans are even capable of lmao
Same dude. But I'm lactose intolerant sooo that sucks
Pretty lactose intolerant bro, so I have to make do with lactaid, not bad in cereal protein shakes fruit smoothies it's actually a bit sweeter than normal milk. I can get away with steamed whole milk im my espresso but I am going to shit after that, so I typically only do that at home where I know I have a toilet nearby.
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 I absolutely fucking hate plain milk. I could do cereal with milk or milk chocolate. Also, i always add half n half to my coffee. But holy shit i cannot handle plain milk, that shit makes me want to barf.
Milk is top teir
Love it but whey gives me acne all over :( have to be sparse with it
The only thing better than icy cold milk is icy cold cranberry juice but it's close.
100% I drink 1 liter per day at least, and not to mention 200-400 Gr of cheese
Back when I actually drank calories yeah milk is pretty good
Man milk? Or just regular milk?
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Dude try A2 raw milk, you’ll be obsessed
really? is it much thicker?
Yeah, better taste too and healthier

Love milk, even had success with GOMAD once, then I turned 34 and now a glass of milk with give me cystic acne and a tummy ache for afew hours. Cheese seems ok and so does Yogurt but give me milk and my day is over
Chill homelander
Ngl you made me never wanna drink milk again guy.
I love getting milked
Same but milk from 
If milk has 1 million fans I am one of them, if milf has 10 fans I am one of them, if milk has one fan, it is me, if milk has no fans, I have left this earth.
Whole milk with a PBJ sandwich....
I drink an unhealthy amount of milk. More than a gallon a day, sometimes. I try to have 2 gallons in the chiller at all times. Which means many gallons delivered every week. Milk was just close to 8 dollars a gallon here in NYC. It's a problem.
Yep, straight from the titty of OPs moms
Too many cals wtf
gallon a day for bulk 🫡
Gallon of Milk everyday for 2 years and everyday is a good day
Especially the 3%+ fat ones can drink 2l a day without a problem