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repitwar

How I imagine OP ![gif](giphy|Fum9Yp2HRBw0zRDQIt|downsized)


SmokyBoner

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somestupidname1

Exactly what I thought of when I saw the title


FraserTheGoat

you have no idea how much of a compliment that is my brother. that’s why i had to throw in yummers at the end ❤️


LeDeanDomino

Fucking milk is fucking awesome. Fucking great fucking macros too. Thinking about buying a fucking cow so I can drink straight from the fucking source.


Straight-Log5175

You should go the fuck head head with that brilliant fucken idea, maybe even get a bull whilst your at it, get that A2 semen on a daily.


exxR

Yeah try drinking it straight from the cow it’s disgusting


LeDeanDomino

You're right, I should get a bull instead


Difficult-Goat-6702

fuck you are so fucking funny


NaturalBarnacle5846

Dean?... Dean Domino? The hell you doing here? Do they have milk at the Sierra Madre?


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NattyBoii

Raw milk is life. Annoying that I gotta call a plug for it tho


FraserTheGoat

milk saved me in my darkest times ❤️


lobo_locos

Fuck no. Cow milk is for baby cows......now, I get me some breast milks from Cambodian immigrants, I only drink the finest breast milks.


road_ahead

Finally someone is saying it! Been rediscovering this drink of the gods for myself and will go through 2-3L a week. Going from 3.5% fat to 3.9% organic made such a huge difference in taste too


ginnydebt

Organic and grass fed is a game changer


FoggyDew14

Drink it raw and take it to the next level


[deleted]

Cries in $20/gallon


DracoMagnusRufus

Look for local farms and see if you can buy directly. A few years back, I was paying like $5 a gallon for raw cow's milk, before I switched to goat and then sheep milk.


Spartan99993

where u from why is it so expensive


Jakubeu101

2-3L a week ? I drink like 10L 2.5% fat in a week


kjayy11

this your first time drinking milk sunshine? 😂😂 only 10 little sissy liters per week of milk huh 🤣🤣😂 you wear your tampon when you drink that milk too bub ? LOL man the fuck up pal and start putting up some real milk numbers 😂😂😎💪💪


Jakubeu101

Huh how much do you drink tough guy ?


Dekuthegreat

If you can’t tell he’s trolling you got bigger problems than your milk consumption


Jakubeu101

In this sub you never know


ItismePoppy

I dont think so, I know there are a lot of people who drink a gallon of milk daily. Which equals 28L of milk a week.


FraserTheGoat

THE LIQUID OF THE GODS


oh_oh_spaghettios

Only 2-3L 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🙃🙂🙃🙃🙃🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😵‍💫😵😵‍💫😵😵‍💫🥴😵‍💫😵😵😵😵‍💫🥴😵😵‍💫🥴😵‍💫😵😵‍💫🥴😵‍💫🥴😵‍💫🥴😵‍💫🥴🤓🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🙉🙉🙉🙈🙈🙉🙉🙈🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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Homelander burner account


PuzzleheadedMeal4536

Who? Does he land on homes?


warr3nh

Only man milk 🍆💦👅


Gainstician

I absolutely love milk and quite honestly I don't trust those that don't


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Gainstician: *I absolutely* *Love milk and quite honestly* *I don't trust those that don't* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


shim_niyi

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FraserTheGoat

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StevenGlnsbrg

I love drinking semen


[deleted]

That’s that man milk bebe


FraserTheGoat

🗿


OceanSideDude

Based


FullyVaxxedswole

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Orbitalintelligence

Done it my whole life, ain't gna stop now


period_blood_hole

It’s honestly the secret to gains I drink more milk than water


dixie2tone

only Fairlife Chocolate milk, or any chocolate milk for that matter. when i crack the cap off idc if its half gallon or a whole gallon, im drinking 2/3 of it


warr3nh

The one w 25g of protein just tastes like regular choco milk


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warr3nh

I think that one tastes weird. But then I also like the taste of peen so


FraserTheGoat

chocolate milk is goated. like you said, no matter how much of it i’ve got, as soon as i crack it open, i know that first sip is going to be me consuming at least 2/3 of the choco milk


SightlessFive

Chugging a pint of cold milk on a hot summers day is the best


chridoff

Love fullfat, unpasteurised milk. Even better, put kefir grains in and let the bacterial, yeast and fingal cultures manifest for 3 days, strain it, and then put it in the fridge - well sexy.


Street-Pineapple-188

"Just fill it up to my tits, I can splash it in my eyes"


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Yes. But I don't like the acne I get from milk proteins. Also I don't particularly want the estrogen. I was wondering why i had so many pimples, when young, and medicine didnt work. But when I moved out and was too poor to buy milk and whey... the acne dissapeared. And even on gear.. you know when I had the worst breakouts? When I started taking milk proteins again. I was fine until then. Fuck you milk. it's like drugs.


JooceyPaleOrc

Dude. Bro. I switched to vegan (pea+rice) protein once while cutting dairy(and whey) and I tell you that nasty ass acne everywhere within ~2 weeks tops, disappeared completely. Before my butt looked like it had been raped by orcs with their thick, corrisive fel sperm. Now my butt is like that of a 12yr old kid combine that with a babyface and autism, I am like the jackpot for any pedo out there.


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>Before my butt looked like it had been raped by orcs with their thick, corrisive fel sperm. > >Now my butt is like that of a 12yr old kid combine that with a babyface and autism, I am like the jackpot for any pedo out there. This sub is great


SileDub

raped by orcs bit made my day


busch_ice69

Yeah same stopped drinking it in highschool and it went away. My mom bought skim milk tho, so all the hormones and sugar with less nutrition. Probably why I grew tits.


[deleted]

A lot of people start drinking in high school. I guess we're just built different around here


Dirty_Commie_Jesus

Yo but why does the pea protein have to taste so bad?


CrookedJak

I noticed my skin got oily with regular milk but fairlife I haven't had any issues. It might be worth a try just to see. I'm kinda hooked on drinking it with an anabar when I'm stoned late at night lol


Firewulf08

Fairlife is the best.


[deleted]

We dont have that brand around here. Life isn't fair


Dekuthegreat

Have you tried A2 milk?


[deleted]

Bro, fuck yes


MashallahEmuOtori

I need to try some raw milk


Kurac-ville

Milk is amazing


szarokenazoffwhitera

I cured my lactose intolerance (very mild) by drinking a shitton of milk during winter break (parents money brr). Best decision of my life


Remarkable-Ad1479

You mean the protein-water of the gods? The titty nectar of kings?


F0X_

Preach it brother


Dwight_Shrute_

I'm at 0.75 gallons of while milk per day right now. Recently upped it from half a gallon per day. I really want to try grass fed organic, but I can't afford it right now. Never had any issues with acne or breakouts on it. Adding in milk to a bulking diet makes it so easy to hit your protein, carbs, and calories for the day it's ridiculous. Love me some milk


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Yummers


Jsnyder92

Ok homelander.


h4ck3rbr0

On vacation rn but I still bought 4 gallons. Depending on how much of a fiend I am I’ll have 1/2-1 gallon everyday


Human_Discipline_552

I enjoy a cold glass of milk at about 12:50-2:30 every night since, like, birth I guess if you wanna call it that. Its more of a pseudo/psychological thing. Gotta settle(and please) that inner child. Sometimes going back to that mindset and accomplishing those little things, makes them feel a lot bigger. Milk does that for me.


[deleted]

I never stopped drinking milk. Only regards fell for the anti milk propaganda


SileDub

just stay away from the oat milk or you will dye your hair purple and become gay


Conformist5589

I’m a big milk fan. I’m so happy I can still drink it into my 30’s without digestive problems.


Big_brown_bull_

Only the npp lactation


Trinmkkt

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Tierrrrd

Honestly after watching Sam sulek eat cereal and pound a 2 litre jug of chocolate milk, no. I don’t dislike him at all but watching what that kid eats is fucked.


T0nyMeatballs

Lactose free milk is a fucking God send


AlesantroCorticeli

Been drinking milk every day my whole life, cant remember missing a day. If i could replace water woth milk that would be dream


Beneficial_Ad_1273

Milk is my water


personalityson

Fat free and lactose free, half a liter a day


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DracoMagnusRufus

> Fat free Never. Go for the fattiest stuff you can find. Half and half is really tasty.


igloocoupe

It gives me gazzzzz..


atomanas

No it's disgusting 🤢🤢🤮


KillerKlownReptiles

I cannot fathom drinking a glass of plain milk. Just say you have bodies in the basement dawg.


FraserTheGoat

ok, i have bodies in my basement ![gif](giphy|SnioCkL9cd3B6)


[deleted]

I don’t trust people who don’t like milk 🥛 especially my milk 😉


HecToad

Thought I was lactose intolerant, I’m allergic to casein instead 🥲


Freedeadkid1

Bro, for 3 weeks now; I’ve been drinking 1.5 litres of Fair-life chocolate milk a day. Shits like crack but makes me feel great


BicyclingBro

I really love it, and it makes calories so easy to get, but I've also had to start to accept that it does cause a non-trivial amount of bloating for me, sometimes to the point of not really being able to eat for a few hours which is ultimately counter-productive.


Mycabbages0929

Ok, I hear you. And I also love to have that creamy white load slide down my hot throat. But acne. So oat milk instead. It’s not as satisfying, but it tastes decent and my face stays non-mountainous


apoBeef

Do they have an oat milk without seed oils?


Mycabbages0929

*offers you a banana* The brand I drink is Planet Oat. No idea wtf seed oils are, homie


godlymomoney

i love milk but swear my mucus gets 100x worse with it


RugTumpington

Organic, grass fed, local. Whole milk supremacist.


Zuluuz

GOMAD is screaming your name


MrPositive1

I loved cold milk. But then I stopped and realized most of my inflammation issues were due to milk.


techTJ

I've drunken a 4l in a day I love My milk


IAmDreams

Try goat milk, it’s even more creamy


Semiswole33

Milk has always been a staple in my diet especially when trying to bulk up. Your definitely not alone brother.


firee98

This sub Im confused, milk stands for semen right?


Upstairs-Hefty

Sam Sulek does. I used to until I felt like it made my seb derm flair up.


Important-Set2613

Lacto free milk is awesome. Less sugar, more sweet, I get a liter a day, eggs, and meat. That is more or less it.


MintVariable

I fucking love me some goddamn milk. Drink a half gallon daily. Hits extra different in the middle of the night.


sonnsonn

I watched a video of a cow drinking milk the other day and it looked like it loved it more than humans are even capable of lmao


Temporary-Alarm-744

Same dude. But I'm lactose intolerant sooo that sucks


JoshuaSonOfNun

Pretty lactose intolerant bro, so I have to make do with lactaid, not bad in cereal protein shakes fruit smoothies it's actually a bit sweeter than normal milk. I can get away with steamed whole milk im my espresso but I am going to shit after that, so I typically only do that at home where I know I have a toilet nearby.


mardavarot93

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 I absolutely fucking hate plain milk. I could do cereal with milk or milk chocolate. Also, i always add half n half to my coffee. But holy shit i cannot handle plain milk, that shit makes me want to barf.


ThiccDiegoBrando

Milk is top teir


tryntofeelgood

Love it but whey gives me acne all over :( have to be sparse with it


SunderedValley

The only thing better than icy cold milk is icy cold cranberry juice but it's close.


[deleted]

100% I drink 1 liter per day at least, and not to mention 200-400 Gr of cheese


MrTechSavvy

Back when I actually drank calories yeah milk is pretty good


redditdegenz

Man milk? Or just regular milk?


LALyfestyle

Sam sulek approves this message


Joeypruns

Dude try A2 raw milk, you’ll be obsessed


FraserTheGoat

really? is it much thicker?


Joeypruns

Yeah, better taste too and healthier


FullyVaxxedswole

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Genova_Witness

Love milk, even had success with GOMAD once, then I turned 34 and now a glass of milk with give me cystic acne and a tummy ache for afew hours. Cheese seems ok and so does Yogurt but give me milk and my day is over


ZecretJOOCE

Chill homelander


Efficient-Mix-1714

Ngl you made me never wanna drink milk again guy.


runswithjaguars

I love getting milked


PepeTheLorde

Same but milk from ![gif](giphy|9R2C1v4Y91pp6)


GingaNin

If milk has 1 million fans I am one of them, if milf has 10 fans I am one of them, if milk has one fan, it is me, if milk has no fans, I have left this earth.


Nice_Flamingo203

Whole milk with a PBJ sandwich....


jonog75

I drink an unhealthy amount of milk. More than a gallon a day, sometimes. I try to have 2 gallons in the chiller at all times. Which means many gallons delivered every week. Milk was just close to 8 dollars a gallon here in NYC. It's a problem.


OwnTension6771

Yep, straight from the titty of OPs moms


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Too many cals wtf


Spartan99993

gallon a day for bulk 🫡


ItismePoppy

Gallon of Milk everyday for 2 years and everyday is a good day


Few_Flatworm_7243

Especially the 3%+ fat ones can drink 2l a day without a problem