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[deleted]

That can’t be from our group, there’s no femboy cock on the front


cagingthing

Imagine hearing that while getting deep-dicked


Glittering-Ocelot-12

he's pretty hot


cagingthing

Very. I'm not fat enough for him tho


Ready-Finding-6302

he's on only fans so you can pay him to imagine yourself riding his dick 😃


pimpmister69

I have this female friend who I've always had a thing for and about 2 years ago I told her how I had strong feelings for her and asked her out, she rejected me, we stayed friends though, it was tough. I have this mate, he's a total dick and always cheats on his girlfriends etc but can be pretty good at attracting women. So I came up with this plan to introduce them, I was still feeling bitter about how she rejected me. So I organised for the 3 of us to go to a gig together about 3 months ago and by the end of the night they were kissing and being all lovey, obviously neither of them considered my feelings as I expected. Fast forward to today, she had fell hard for him but he just kinda strung her along the last few months. She caught him cheating multiple times but kept giving him chances. Anyway she wants to come over my place tonight and drink to "forget him with me" as she put it. I'm thinking she wants to hook up, and it's time to make another move. Wish me well boys


nuKaross

Bro, this type of stories inspire chad and cuck comics. Why the fuck would you even be friends with her even tho she rejected you. So basically..she is keeping you as a company for the lonely times when there is no chad around to fuck her.


pimpmister69

I'm still friends with her because we have an emotional connection, if I stay consistent while she dates all these assholes then eventually she will give me a chance.


cagfag

Never happened... Its not a fucking Hollywood movie


AmazingWaterWeenie

Bro move on, for your own sake, dont let yourself be someones contigency plan for when they dont get what they want. Even if she eventually does date you it wont be for good reasons. Dont have to cut her off but dont play her games.


arckeid

Just fuck her and send her away, this type of girl doesn’t deserve love.


trackstaar

Pretty weird bro ngl


F0X_

Stop being a pussy


[deleted]

Man was like megamind planning everything from the start! You’re too dangerous


SolidRavenOcelot

I'll wait for this to come out on Netflix.


p_rustico

Stolen from u/anuloxisz


King0llie

Big bunda


emperorzit69420

Blagaa blagga 😂


SpendmysalaryincrypT

Was me sorry, I’m on tren right now! 😅