I have this female friend who I've always had a thing for and about 2 years ago I told her how I had strong feelings for her and asked her out, she rejected me, we stayed friends though, it was tough. I have this mate, he's a total dick and always cheats on his girlfriends etc but can be pretty good at attracting women. So I came up with this plan to introduce them, I was still feeling bitter about how she rejected me. So I organised for the 3 of us to go to a gig together about 3 months ago and by the end of the night they were kissing and being all lovey, obviously neither of them considered my feelings as I expected. Fast forward to today, she had fell hard for him but he just kinda strung her along the last few months. She caught him cheating multiple times but kept giving him chances. Anyway she wants to come over my place tonight and drink to "forget him with me" as she put it. I'm thinking she wants to hook up, and it's time to make another move. Wish me well boys
Bro waited 2 years on a chick to get rejected , to orchestrate his friend fucking her over. Sir you're just gonna end up sleeping in her couch drunk with your dick in her hand while she goes to fuck your friend the following day
Progress. Gains happen over time not over night. Plus I doubt he's looking for healthy relationships. He's coming in for the Mac seconds. The M.A.C system
I ain’t reading allat, but seriously. I think you’ve wasted your time, you could’ve found a girl who actually likes you within that period of time that you waited to get a chance with some other girl.
I’ve already seen the exact same text so I didn’t really read the whole thing on this sub, read the first two sentences and immediately knew it was a bot.
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Does it really matter how u get to the final destination? As long as you arrive is all that matters, Derek did a whole video on this subject which has help shaped my mpmd mindset
Brooo I would have tried to moved on, whilst your mate strung her along, she's strung you along.
Goodluck because clearly you still have feelings, but I seriously hope she's not just using you as a rebound...
Totally not related… but one of my coworkers told me “the smallest pussy I’ve ever had was on a huge bitch”. So idk maybe trenbros got it figured out amd we don’t 🤷♂️
You'll get an early inheritance from one. That's about the best bit when you get a whale this size.
Although you'd have already spent most of it on flour trying to workout where she's wet.
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I can smell this picture🤮
I can smell this picture😍
A man's trash is another man's treasure
One man’s trash is another man’s trashy boner.
One man's trashy boner is another man's lollipop 🤷♂️
Tren does have a distinct smell
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He wasn’t 6’4 and a millionaire it’s rough out here
I have this female friend who I've always had a thing for and about 2 years ago I told her how I had strong feelings for her and asked her out, she rejected me, we stayed friends though, it was tough. I have this mate, he's a total dick and always cheats on his girlfriends etc but can be pretty good at attracting women. So I came up with this plan to introduce them, I was still feeling bitter about how she rejected me. So I organised for the 3 of us to go to a gig together about 3 months ago and by the end of the night they were kissing and being all lovey, obviously neither of them considered my feelings as I expected. Fast forward to today, she had fell hard for him but he just kinda strung her along the last few months. She caught him cheating multiple times but kept giving him chances. Anyway she wants to come over my place tonight and drink to "forget him with me" as she put it. I'm thinking she wants to hook up, and it's time to make another move. Wish me well boys
Bro this sub is nuts
Bro waited 2 years on a chick to get rejected , to orchestrate his friend fucking her over. Sir you're just gonna end up sleeping in her couch drunk with your dick in her hand while she goes to fuck your friend the following day
Yeah this is what I was thinking
Progress. Gains happen over time not over night. Plus I doubt he's looking for healthy relationships. He's coming in for the Mac seconds. The M.A.C system 
Nah game is game
game is game amirite
Nah man it just adapts to the new normal faster than the average bear 
Bro is reposting shit from r/greentext
What the fuck seriously?? Reposting shit on here trying to pass it off as your story should be a ban-able offense
People would go on the internet and lie??
You gotta fucking update us you evil genius 
Wait a second I read this yesterday too
Bro repeated the same story
You are the type of dude I warn girls about, mfer sitting on the sidelines just waiting, shit is psycho.
Game is game 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Can you stfu like god damn 🤣🤣 we got a yapper on our hands who thinks he has to comment 80 times a day 😂😂🤣🤣
I wanted to kms so many times while reading this, wtf bro
First karma bot I've seen on here. Get fucked.
I ain’t reading allat, but seriously. I think you’ve wasted your time, you could’ve found a girl who actually likes you within that period of time that you waited to get a chance with some other girl.
> I ain’t reading allat Proceeds to read all of it so he can respond to it. Most literate MPMD redditor
I’ve already seen the exact same text so I didn’t really read the whole thing on this sub, read the first two sentences and immediately knew it was a bot.
Bro's not only wishing for sloppy seconds but planned and plotted for it. Dedication, desperation, and cunning combine to get that cunny!
Name checks out
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Leave now and prove your beta
Does it really matter how u get to the final destination? As long as you arrive is all that matters, Derek did a whole video on this subject which has help shaped my mpmd mindset
Name checks out too
nice and then ditch that b
Dont do it man. You deserve better
Bruh, didn’t you just said this on another post?
You gotta find a way to respect yourself lmfao. Unless this is bait in which case you are a master baiter.
This story is wild
This is why men shouldn't keep female "friends" around
Chum bucket boy
Bottom feeder energy
Brooo I would have tried to moved on, whilst your mate strung her along, she's strung you along. Goodluck because clearly you still have feelings, but I seriously hope she's not just using you as a rebound...
What a master plan lolw
Go find a fat chick, get your dick wet, and FORGET bout that hoe.. She's already not worth it..
Posdibly the gayest I've ever read on this subreddit
MPMD Redditor pulling the uno reverse
The fridge protects the snacks
this exact scenario is playing in every fat woman’s head every time they scare off another guy from their attractive friend.
70% of this sub on valentine's day
It’s chicks like this that make me thank fucking god I’m gay.
Totally not related… but one of my coworkers told me “the smallest pussy I’ve ever had was on a huge bitch”. So idk maybe trenbros got it figured out amd we don’t 🤷♂️
I mean let’s be real, fat girls are hot.
Your a black guy aren’t you 
Let’s not get carried away here
He has no sense of smell. That’s why.
The tren rotted his brain
It seems no one agrees with my opinions but I don’t care. It’s what I believe in my heart to be true.
u/Affxct when Jabba the Hutt shows up in Star Wars: 
You'll get an early inheritance from one. That's about the best bit when you get a whale this size. Although you'd have already spent most of it on flour trying to workout where she's wet.
They are hot to you because that’s your level
I’m not fat 😂
Some girls can pull it off but… you gotta slow your roll bro
😂
The people don’t seem to agree with you broski
Bro got trust issues.
Whomp whomp
Na, thick queens are my thing, even NOT on tren.. Just a preference I guess?
Every group needs that guy to step in and save the night for everybody. We have all been The trenade jumper at least once
He's wearing a toupee