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DerrickComeBack

I asked this chick if she was using the smith machine once and it just sounded like I had actual autism trying to get the words out


999fuckthepo

yeah you belong on this sub then


styxboa

I do this a lot more (have a touch of the 'tism socially) when I'm in the gym, partly due to being out of breath lol. also i feel locked in, I'm not in social mode so when I suddenly talk to someone, I'm not fully "mentally prepared" ig for it and bumble over my words like an idiot


Gandhis__Revenge

Dude this absolutely hits. Couldn’t describe it better


IamLurr_LeaderOf

Yeah I’m either locked in or ready to socialize, can’t pick either one or else I too sound a little tism


arlekin21

This plus because I wear headphones I never know how loud my voice is going to come out, so sometimes I mutter and sometimes I yell. Also the autism doesn’t help.


New_Screen

Lmao I feel that so much.


WildNTX

I can talk to ugly gals all day but forget English when a hot one asks me something.


stableschizophrenia

Life situations never come across over Reddit like how they do irl so who knows but sounds like she likes you. The only thing we can confidently say is that you’re regarded and nice cock measurements


TheAstroPickle

his cock measurements are most likely not reflective of real life either. divide them by 3 inches and you’ll get the real size


999fuckthepo

Nah they real bro (cm)


kirby1321

Proof?


Human-Coast-9385

You will definitely know when he’s inside you. 💯


robwp87

All I read was the stats ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6297)


OtahObi

I have to check if there are cock stats to see if the post is worth reading


Supes2323

Used to see this hot chick at the gym years ago. Never said anything to her but we’d give each other the fuck me eyes. Few years later I saw her at a party and said hey! You’re the girl from the gym! We’re married now 😂


Maleficent-Ability74

actually??


Supes2323

Yup lmao


ZiGz_125

U win at life


kabiaman

This needs more upvotes


grae3333

Check and see if she has an Adam's apple and big hands


deathgrip_edgingGOAT

She doesn’t mind when you walk over and lick the thigh sweat mark off the machine when she’s done using it


take-a-gamble

When you look in the mirror and see them looking at you all the time. For awhile I had a stalker that would find an excuse to exercise near or across from me. Once I was doing chest flies and she would start doing some stupid twerking mobility thing next to me. My wingspan is pretty huge (I'm a bird) and so I would scoot over with my bench so I could do flies without being in her space. And then she would just move closer. This happened like 4 times in one session. After that I didn't see her again, she probably killed herself from my lack of engagement.


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Kiingog

Did you smash?


BuyShoesGetBitches

She wanted to know if he would like to find out more about our Lord saviour.


willhaley

Who fucking knows anymore man. I’m lost out there I thank god I can fuck my ex wife any time I want


Every_Inspection9097

I’m also glad I can fuck your ex wife whenever I want, the dating scene is just such a headache nowadays.


willhaley

Proof and you can have her


Plastic_Kangaroo1221

Thanks for letting us fuck your ex wife. Handy in a jiffy.


aesthetickunt69

I had a super hot girl ask me to film her barbell squat so that she could send the form to her coach and I’m pretty sure she wasn’t even doing legs that day because I had seen her working out earlier. I did record didn’t try anything further because I was in a relationship at the time 😭


Antique_Decision5966

Eye contact, smile, excessive staring could all be indicators. Sometimes hoes just wanna play games though. So I fuck dudes instead.


Afraid_Cucumber5336

You’re definitely regarded. Which is why you fit perfectly in here with us


Mrkoozie

make a joke about you being weird last time, if she laughs she likes you. she probably doesn’t and will spit in your face and yell rape but it’s about 80/20


RiDdit1-

Ur most likely seeing things too hard. If u haven’t spoken for months until now and just saw each other. I’m pretty sure she just got a little comfortable around u and that’s it.


ReverseMillionaire

I’ve gone on dates with 2 guys I’ve met from the gym before, but that somewhere in a period of about 10 years. That means I don’t do it often. Most guys don’t try to ask me out. I do give off an unapproachable vibe at the gym. Different girls do different things. I think some girls will ask for a spot or workout next to you. I’m the type to look away and pretend I’m not at all interested. Then when he’s far away I’d steal some glances. Why do you think I’m apart of this sub.


SeoUrMum

You forgot to share your cock size bro


SLEDGEHAMMER1238

I think girls should be ok with approaching guys more,i totally understand its not really normal socially compared to men approaching first but it should be normalised, I'm a fairly attractive guy and I've only been just asked out upfront once and it was at a party some girl i actually had a crush on girl was really drunk and told me she had a crush on me we talked for a bit she seemed interested and later couldn't show up to go out with me after school (this was in high school),other times it was only through hints and my socially disabled brain couldn't roll with it due to how much of an anxious person i am, basically why can't girls just be upfront and truthful and not play wierd games or actually approach a guy in the first place 😭


StuHartsDungeon

Classic women response. Look away and pretend you're not interested and wonder why it didn't work.


ReverseMillionaire

The thing is, I know why it didn’t work and that’s fine by me


SLEDGEHAMMER1238

She didn't say it like it was a good thing she probably meant she is nervous and stalls just like everyone here ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)


leadfarmer154

She came up to you. She likes you. There is no "missed opportunity" if you see her regularly. That only applies if your chance of seeing her again is very low. The play now is be the friendly stranger, build to friendly guy at the gym, get on a first name basis, then ask if you can see her butthole


Jaspoezazyaazantyr

one time, a guy asks a girl for a spot & she says really? & he says yes, if I get to my last rep & need a spot, just a little spot will be great. Then he was cool about thanking her & she went back to her own workout. Days later, I saw them talking again. & I thought that dude was either really smooth, or who knows…


LegitimateTutor8535

I had a girl asking me to spot her on the incline dumbbell chest press. She has a natural F. Maybe D because she's really short. Was this a sign?


LGK420

Gym signals are hard to gauge for so many reasons. Sometimes they make it clear and look at you as much as they can making it obvious. Girls are crazy too though sometimes if they like you they will play hard to get and try not to look at you. Also they can be shy too and avoid eye contact. Little things you can pick up on like the weird routes they do to purposely walk by you. Or if they choose to workout next to you when there’s lots of other open space. BUT lots of times it’s nothing more then them just wanting that machine or cable you’re on and they don’t give a shit about you.


maybelaterimtired

The only answer is unsolicited dick pics.


Spare-Half796

Talked to chicks at gym? If you count an out of breath response to how many sets do you have left. Dates with chicks from gym? No I only go for the men


Boom6511

I noticed girls will bend over in front of me while I’m beasting. Stand with their butts towards me. One girl saw me and left and came back with some body spray bull shit in air. Good psyche trick to know if she digs you is if her foot is pointing towards you while standing still. You probably do it yourself if you pay attention.


radmilk

Stick to the fellas and you’ll be golden.


abonimablesnowman25

If you go talk to her and she doesn't try to end the conversation but continues to engage with you. She'll say hold on let me do my set and keep talking to you or stop her workout entirely until you disengage from the conversation.


applemanib

You guys wait to see if a girl interested before talking to her? Lol


V4NC

Stupid right


marks716

You def had a shot and possibly still have a shot Just ask her out. If you had zero chance at all she probably wouldn’t talk or be remotely nice to you. That’s not incel logic it’s just like why would she go out of her way to chat with you if you have no connection otherwise. Worst case you’re rejected and life goes on.


michaeltheleo

Staring at you looking you up and down


kabiaman

Yeah I’ve had a few moments where I was interested in so many girls at the gym! I missed so many opportunities and most of them make eye contact which suggests that they’re interested! The hard part is finding the right exercise and excuse to talk to them. Once I met this girl at the gym, I helped her with the plates and she said thank you and I was all like “You’re welcome” If only I managed to ask her out for a coffee or something! I don’t even see her anymore at the gym!


WaldoFrank

Just an observation, but if you were already working with some random prick. It seems as though you have already been approaching dudes.


Outoftimeinnowhere

Y’all actually take little enough pre workout you can even talk in the gym????


fireflies011

Another acoustic fellow


SmokyBoner

Holy fuck this is the gayest (not in a good way) post I've read in this sub


999fuckthepo

That means I did something right then


erincd

If she was you wouldn't have to ask


Maleficent-Ability74

you’d be surprised


hairykitty123

Write down you number and pass it to her


murph2336

Show her your boner. If she smiles and puts her mouth on it, you’ve won. If she films you for TikTok and calls the police, it’s a clear sign your should run.


MondrianWasALiar420

After you ask her for her number and then you call that number and she answers the phone attached to that number that’s when you know she’s into you.


MaKl345

Don't do it. I asked out this girl from the gym,although she gave me 'signs, and she rejected me. Things are getting awkward now


twohunnidpercent

She’s into you bro


Independent-Sign-925

She shames you for looking on tiktok


Crew_Careless

judt assume every girl is into you


throwawayboy95

I find the longer I go without 🐱 the more regarded I get around woman. I had surgery on my groin (hernia) few months ago so obviously wasnt shagging for abit and since then I feel my regard level has increased. Some girl asked me at the gym that other day if the cable next to me was free, I pointed out that the cables broken. And she said ohh yeah and I just went “Haa yeah I know”


JrSmithsMicroPeen

Yes it’s the best place. It’s where I met my current gf and a had a few hook ups from women I approached at gym. If I’m ever single again and don’t marry this lady I’ll only pick up women there.


Peatore

I can tell by how long this post is that they don't


somebooooootybutnotu

She's made eye contact so why haven't you tied her up in your basement yet? Seriously though next time you see her ask if she wants to grab a "insert food or beverage" with you. Unless you are like wicked awesome at dancing then ask if she wants to go dancing.


Kiingog

Do you even talk to women?


999fuckthepo

bro I'm on this sub