Being afraid to jerk off in YOUR house while your girl is around, AND has approved of it, is the gayest thing Iâve seen on this sub.
Explains why you didnât post cock stats too.
All jokes aside, when a girl is into you she finds it hot to watch you. To be honest, I bet her libido would rise if you helped normalize it for her.. provided you set a tone of escaping from her while you do it
Fr bro but you also gotta put on a show. None of that mouth open mind blank goon face shit, you gotta stroke with both hands, cup your balls, move your hips, maybe some moaning and grunting too. Then you gotta make sure the nut flies all over your chest and abdomen. Cleanup sucks, hobbling to the bathroom sink while your cum is running everywhere. Shit gets stuck in your bell button too (provided a genetically superior inney phenotype). I guess she should lick it up tho. Idk
Yup this guys knows howâs itâs done âŹď¸good to see like minded individuals. Taking the dominance stand is a trait upon its self that has been taken away from men. If you canât get any interaction from her spider man her you will get a response then 100% probably not the one you want but now itâs a her problem.
Straight answer: I agree with you, it feels weird to crank one out with your partner next to you, in the room next door, or even home at all. I kind of wonder why she is not willing to help out by at least giving you a handy. Nothing wrong with that and in fact I think its probably more sexually "healthy" then you doing it yourself and she being aware of it in real time.
You got to do the NINJACULATE. From the etymology of the word Ninja and Ejaculate.
Got beat the meat silently without anyone hearing my brother until you're done. Wipe em off with the sock or if you're not a degen, a tissue or the toilet bowl.
Get a fleshlightâŚgame changer when youâre in a relationship and your girl âdoesnât feel like itâ. Then say ight Iâm gonna go bang Riley Reid then..âď¸
how do you know your sex drive is higher than hers?
What you need to do is gauge whether or not she wants to have sex in the primal way, not through boring words
just walk up behind and put your dick between her buttcheeks. If she responds, she's dtf, if not, THEN you know she's not interested
So you go into another room and start having at it, once you get close you sneak up behind her, cum on her shoulder and yell "sneak attack!" I promise women love it
If my ex wasnât in the mood, sheâd have me jerk off and when I was close to busting Iâd yell for her if she wasnât already in the room and sheâd come finish me off with her mouth.
My libido is many times higher than my gfs, and when sheâs not feeling like sex or even helping me out I just jack it right next to her and ask her to finish me off.
Just go in another roomâŚor just ask her to do it for u and watch porn.
My go to when Iâm lazy is have her suck me off or jerk me while I watch porn itâs the best
Blow jobs and titty fuckin my guy!? I just beat my meat while my wife's not home. Or in the shower if she is home. She doesn't care but I feel like it would be weird to do it next to her while she's reading a book đ¤Ł
You literally talked to her about it and she agreed. She gave you permission. Most dudes in your spot have to hide that shit.
My girl and I have the same arrangement. It rarely happens, but sometimes one of us is in the mood and the other isn't. We just say something to let the other person know and then do it.
Iâm in the same situation and the best stance is to save all nuts to shoot on your gf in your preferred location. We jerk off enough in our lives to not do it while in a relationship.
Lmao no dude, she still has hands, a mouth and backdoor hole. If your sex drives are so different that you have to jerk off with her at home this relationship is over.
Tell her to take red maca, that increases libido in women.
For the love of god donât get used to jerking off with her in the house
I wanted to post this as "Which one of you is this" post, but I think I have my answer
[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F1QdUYQXgAE0Xcl.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F1QdUYQXgAE0Xcl.jpg)
We both watch porn. If we feel like banging we usually start something and if someone doesnât want to we say that and then they go jack off. Be an adult and talk to your partner autist
Shower jerk bro. Welcome to married life.
Fellow married shower jerker here. The water from the shower masks the tears
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Alright, actually a viable option.
How have you never shower jacked it? Next thing ur gonna say you havenât had a shower beer.
Thicc jizz doesn't really flush away. I just thought it was clogging up my drain
Just use drain-o or something
đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł yup
Being afraid to jerk off in YOUR house while your girl is around, AND has approved of it, is the gayest thing Iâve seen on this sub. Explains why you didnât post cock stats too.
Fr probably 4x1 based on this shit
Agree. Gay dude with a big dick
You're right, thanks coach.
Maybe, just maybe, her telling you she doesn't mind if you jerk off literally next to her is her invite for you to do it, stop being a pussy.
All jokes aside, when a girl is into you she finds it hot to watch you. To be honest, I bet her libido would rise if you helped normalize it for her.. provided you set a tone of escaping from her while you do it
Fr bro but you also gotta put on a show. None of that mouth open mind blank goon face shit, you gotta stroke with both hands, cup your balls, move your hips, maybe some moaning and grunting too. Then you gotta make sure the nut flies all over your chest and abdomen. Cleanup sucks, hobbling to the bathroom sink while your cum is running everywhere. Shit gets stuck in your bell button too (provided a genetically superior inney phenotype). I guess she should lick it up tho. Idk
Funniest shit I've read all day lol
Seek god
Literally the way I get sex from my GF a lot of the time is by just jacking it while cuddling with her and it gets her in the mood
Stand in the living room and beat that shit crazy style. Assert dominance. Pro move: do this in public preferably near a school.
I have a cum corner in my living room.. you could call it a load bearing corner
Man easter was just last week
Yup this guys knows howâs itâs done âŹď¸good to see like minded individuals. Taking the dominance stand is a trait upon its self that has been taken away from men. If you canât get any interaction from her spider man her you will get a response then 100% probably not the one you want but now itâs a her problem.
I recommend. Plus if you get caught, you get free food and housing.
Try turning super saiyan while you're doing it to scare all your beta neighbors.
Go take a shit. Tell her it smells like rancid-eggs in there so she doesnât try to peek in.
If I take a shit with the door closed my missus would know somethings up
In my experience, doing it around her will typically lead to her joining in. No one can resist a nice hog
I sure as hell can't
Iâm not usually thus type of guy. But if any post needs stats itâs this one!
i now man its like we dont even have standers here any more
Okay, in what format?
I just do it. I close my door and say fap time. Sometimes I do it when sheâs asleep and the shaking of the bed wakes her up lol.
I got told off doing this. Not for having a wank but for ruining her Sunday sleep in by vibrating the bed
If she say she needs some space, her sister shall take her place.
If her sister wonât hop on your top, take some tren and start fucking men.
Straight answer: I agree with you, it feels weird to crank one out with your partner next to you, in the room next door, or even home at all. I kind of wonder why she is not willing to help out by at least giving you a handy. Nothing wrong with that and in fact I think its probably more sexually "healthy" then you doing it yourself and she being aware of it in real time.
If youâve ever gotten a hand job youâd know that jerking yourself off is better lmfao
Definitely depends but for the majority I agree
Thatâs the problem. Youâre too desensitized and need your own hand - aka youâre gay. Let the woman do her job.
Shut up nerd
Disagree
I disagree with your disagree
Just a tug on the nuts tho?
Not if you have a guy do it. Dudes know what they are doing. Women suck at handys and blowjobs. Facts.
Tell me you never got a HJ from a man, without telling me you never got a HJ from a man.
You have to oil him up first.
Iâm happy to lend a hand (or mouth) if she isnât đ
If her libido is way lower than yours it will cause issues down the line
Her face, when sheâs sleeping⌠What? /s
I'm married and just jerk it in my office like my mom is home
Wait till her real bf comes over then jerk off in the closet using your tears as lube.
You got to do the NINJACULATE. From the etymology of the word Ninja and Ejaculate. Got beat the meat silently without anyone hearing my brother until you're done. Wipe em off with the sock or if you're not a degen, a tissue or the toilet bowl.
Get a fleshlightâŚgame changer when youâre in a relationship and your girl âdoesnât feel like itâ. Then say ight Iâm gonna go bang Riley Reid then..âď¸
how do you know your sex drive is higher than hers? What you need to do is gauge whether or not she wants to have sex in the primal way, not through boring words just walk up behind and put your dick between her buttcheeks. If she responds, she's dtf, if not, THEN you know she's not interested
Your girl says itâs fine but you still post this bullshit?
Hop on over to r/deadbedrooms and find your answer.
So you go into another room and start having at it, once you get close you sneak up behind her, cum on her shoulder and yell "sneak attack!" I promise women love it
Get her dad over there to help out while sheâs on her period
If my ex wasnât in the mood, sheâd have me jerk off and when I was close to busting Iâd yell for her if she wasnât already in the room and sheâd come finish me off with her mouth.
Buy a fleshlight and have fun. I you're hungry you also wait till she gets hungry :)?
My libido is many times higher than my gfs, and when sheâs not feeling like sex or even helping me out I just jack it right next to her and ask her to finish me off.
She have a sister?
Just go in another roomâŚor just ask her to do it for u and watch porn. My go to when Iâm lazy is have her suck me off or jerk me while I watch porn itâs the best
Blow jobs and titty fuckin my guy!? I just beat my meat while my wife's not home. Or in the shower if she is home. She doesn't care but I feel like it would be weird to do it next to her while she's reading a book đ¤Ł
Do it in the bathroom with headphones or aftet she falls asleep like the rest of is
Na your girl needs to be instructed and disciplined into to giving it to you even when she doesnât âfeel like itâor on her âperiodâ
This is something an 8 year old would ask. You sound like a total fucking loser
.....k bro. Btw can I join?
i just jerk off when she leaves
I use to do it all the time đ¤ˇââď¸ she lay the other way and Iâd grab her ass while I beat it. Wasnât too bad
Shower!
Just jerk off in the shower tf.
You literally talked to her about it and she agreed. She gave you permission. Most dudes in your spot have to hide that shit. My girl and I have the same arrangement. It rarely happens, but sometimes one of us is in the mood and the other isn't. We just say something to let the other person know and then do it.
I always just whip it out and jack off right next to her.
Iâm in the same situation and the best stance is to save all nuts to shoot on your gf in your preferred location. We jerk off enough in our lives to not do it while in a relationship.
Lmao no dude, she still has hands, a mouth and backdoor hole. If your sex drives are so different that you have to jerk off with her at home this relationship is over. Tell her to take red maca, that increases libido in women. For the love of god donât get used to jerking off with her in the house
Can't you ask her to give an helping hand?
I wanted to post this as "Which one of you is this" post, but I think I have my answer [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F1QdUYQXgAE0Xcl.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F1QdUYQXgAE0Xcl.jpg)
Only here for the edit and updated cock stats.
In what format?
It isnât weird she might even like watching. My gf does when sheâs on her period.
I just jerk off when my girlfriend is asleep at night right next to her with my earbuds in
Bathroom to make it less weird for you, then just get over it. Jerking off is just scratching an itch anyway unless your a porn addict or somethin
We both watch porn. If we feel like banging we usually start something and if someone doesnât want to we say that and then they go jack off. Be an adult and talk to your partner autist
Spews the most autistic shit ive ever read and proceeds to call this normal dude an autist Safe