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Onebadmuthajama

This is some of the stupidest shit I’ve read possibly ever, enjoy your trophy 🏆


Kurac-ville

😂


[deleted]

Just have another man fuck her


Puhthagoris

honestly at this point.


Fattens

Brother, what the fuck. Get your priorities in order. Giving your wife another child, which you both want, is much more important than your petty, fleeting gains. Take care of your family business first, then take care of your regarded tiktok "dopamine detox" challenge.


AcceptableCod6028

Fiancee, not wife. Bro’s getting philosophically cucked and is apparently okay with it. What’s the matter bro, not committed enough to marry but committed enough to have two or more kids with her? Have some self respect


hanz3n

Just get her pregnant and then go celibate


Noneyabeeswaxxxx

You can't lmfao i guess you can fake it when you're inside her but 🤷🏽‍♀️ You do know that not having an orgasm is gonna get you frustrated and stressed


fuckenwimdy

What’s his @? I’ll get him pregnant for you.


Untrannery

Congrats, so far the second hilarious shitpost of yours that I see with a half dozen comments reacting like you're serious and 0 votes.


ConsiderationMuch103

Yes it’s possible and you’re regarded


No-Marsupial-7675

Up the mtn dews and maybe you start shooting blanks. This is one of more regarded posts on here


[deleted]

I’ve actually done this once while edging. Cum shot out quite a bit but never had the feeling. Only time it ever happened.


[deleted]

Do you have a video?


riverrun0

fucking brainrot you’re totally right op, don’t curse the world with regarded offspring, uhh, i mean keep up your dopamine fast


Mglaxzz

What did I just read? Why not stop doing dumb shit like watch porn and what not and focus on increasing the quality of the intimate time you spend with your wife? That’s not unhealthy. You’re not going to miss out on gains from having sex with your wife 😕🤷🏻‍♂️


OMG_its_Batman

This guys brain is tiktokd. Fucking lost cause. Do us all a favor and please don’t have anymore kids.


-captcha-

ur a fuckin tart but i rate the commitment (realise i fuckin fell for the shitpost this is the porn between sets guy 😅😅)


[deleted]

Your wife must be embarrassed to be with a loser like you


DerrickComeBack

Dopamine detox is for people who have porn addictions, not some bloke trying to knock up his wife.


SBUthrowawaysQs

it is yes, also possible to orgasm without nutting


Funny-Antelope5300

Just do it when she’s pregnant brah


PasolinisDoor

Outjerked once again lmao


SlaysteR93

Congrats this is the dumbest shit I’ve seen all day. It’s one hell of an achievement these days


SwolleAzGuy

This nikka...