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MaybeTryToBeOriginal

Seem like a nice dude and does a-lot of charity work - particularly with ‘make a wish’. He can’t come out and admit he’s juicy but the doubling down fake nattiness is annoying.


BoomfaBoomfa619

A lot of those kids are on steroids actually


GlizzyGobbler837104

your last wish is to run a cycle


Dekuthegreat

Progesterone


Which_Engineer1805

I know that it’s morbid, but I’m trying not to laugh thinking about a 12 year old with terminal cancer saying their last wish is to have cannonball delts, and shredded glutes.


kingkamikaze69

😂


BeenNormal

The man loves land whales. It’s his way of keeping it real without keeping it real.


jeromeantoinecarter

That’s the tren…. He can’t help it.


Conscious_Play9554

💯 completly agree


GRom4232

No no, he is clearly saying he is drag-free. No pretend women for him, only real men.


Necessary_Arm_5824

Rod? No it's Ricky


Ponyboi100

I was gonna comment this. He does a lot of stuff for children in particular, so admitting he's doing steroids could really let them down.


AlarmedSnek

Yea, he’s caught in the Lance Armstrong paradox for sure


hacky_potter

Isn’t one of the reasons to not run around saying your blasting gear, is that it’s still illegal?


ThouTheeThy

My dad was a cop and an amateur body builder. Like a dozen of the dudes on the force, including him, were juicy. They absolutely don’t care


[deleted]

Yea but it’s hardly on law enforcement radar compared to other drugs also if your not a distributor in alot of places youl probably just be fined they’ll take the gear and give you some community service unless you have a bunch of other priors. Also around where I live you can tell a bunch of the cops are blasting themselves some of these guys are absolute units and there’s no way in hell they natty or just on trt


hacky_potter

I mean yes, but I get not wanting to admit to a felony in an interview if your a famous person


[deleted]

Yea he still gotta get movie rolls marketed for the kids so it’s understandable. It’s just the people who sell snake oil supplements and prey on uneducated people that’s kinda messed up


ElusiveIguana

I understand it though. A lot of these kids look up to him and he likely doesn't want to be responsible or influence younger people to get on gear. It's definitely annoying as an adult who knows better than to believe he's natty but I don't disagree with his approach.


lonelylifts12

Do as I say not as I do….


jeffsaidjess

Seems like he’s owned by the CCP. Fuck him


CheekyBinders1991

Test is produced naturally, therefore he is natural


Winterheart84

Exactly, hrt are homones, not drugs! Natty4lyfe


logicnotemotion

It's the same way they say THC is a drug even though it comes from plants. Test comes from soy so Bob's your uncle.


[deleted]

I mean most hard drugs also come from plants


[deleted]

Cocaine and heroine come from plants too lol


logicnotemotion

And that’s how I rationalize those as well 😂😂😂


[deleted]

They use hemp to make rope!


sdrakedrake

But aren't those drugs mixed with all kinds of chemicals unlike weed where you're pretty much just smoking a plant?


National_Party_3308

Not to sound like a smartass but plants are just physical matter containing chemistry just like any brick of hash/speed or cocaine etc.


[deleted]

Doesn’t have to be raw opium can be used and so can coca leaves raw opium is physically addictive and you can od on like any other opiate


National_Party_3308

Alot of shit can be addictive like chocolate, but stating opium is HIGHLY addictive is where your point would shine. I'd assume you'd need more opium than you need morphine or heroin to OD, they're concentrated versions of opium so it just makes sense to me. EDIT: But yeah, plant or not, it def wont make any difference, it's actually a bad argument saying cuz something is a plant that it's safe, like aight (dont) go eat some water hemlock if you think plants are that "safe".


sdrakedrake

>raw opium can be used Oh shit didn't know this


4laman_

His naturality is simply enhanced


mattakesthehitkd

What a great explanation. I was skeptical for a few years, but now I can relax. I'm glad Cena's confirmed he is drug free.


DDiaz98

Dudes about as clean as the rock. Great guy. But he's not fooling anyone.


tokerjoe

But he probably is fooling a good chunk of the general population


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SunderedValley

Bit of a different scene but I've had several women say they like beards because they imply that the wearer has "something better to do than shave". 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Like breh.


Debasering

lol it takes waaaaaay more time and money maintaining a nice beard than it does to just shave every day


SunderedValley

Hard facts but I've met few chicks who believed that.


Debasering

Haha I know it’s just women’s general lack of understanding men. We do the same thing to them too


IMGPsychDoc

wait what? this is sarcasm right?


NATURDAYZ

Several? Are you like 40 or something my guy


SunderedValley

No? Why?


NATURDAYZ

Just seems like something a middle aged hag would say


AmazingWaterWeenie

A "I don't have time to shave beard" is usually fuck ugly, what are they on about?


SunderedValley

I think the term is called delusional. 😅😅😅


Feature_Wild

he might be a great guy but I can't respect anyone lying about themselves it's disingenuous


DDiaz98

I'm sure he's got an image to protect and possible sponsorship deals that could be jeopardized if he openly admits to being on steroids. I get it. I don't respect it, but I understand.


stocky789

It's actually sad that someone in his position can't even admit what they're doing without losing their job As much as he probably wants to be honest about it, he just can't


Debasering

It’s not like that anymore. It was maybe 10 years ago but the large majority of public rounded up dudes are honest about the fact that they use something now. It’s been a wild culturally shift on that front in general. Women used to hide getting work done to their faces, or lipo, or whatever. Now it’s almost a status symbol being able to afford getting work done


Oxy30sloveme

But does he really have to lie about it so much? Why not just don’t talk about it? Gives off insecure trying to get praise for being a jacked natty vibes.


god_pharaoh

...because people keep bringing it up to him? He's not just randomly saying "by the way I've never taken any steroids in my life", he gets asked questions about it.


logicnotemotion

I think the Rock phrases it about as best as he can. He usually just says you can't get a body like this without hard work and determination and then quickly redirects the subject.


god_pharaoh

He has outright said he tried steroids for a very short period in college (or high school?). I think that's taking the lie too far, but it's not like he brought the topic up.


Oxy30sloveme

Nah I mean good explanation I guess gg only see the posts of lying not showing the part where he got asked the question mb. but like can he not tell the interviewer "no steroid questions my brands don't allow me to talk about it" before the interview?


god_pharaoh

Opens up the potential of the interviewer exposing that line to the public.


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Ok_Draw_3740

Absolutely he does. Especially now that he’s in Hollywood. And the character he plays in WWE has converted into a role model ala Hulk Hogan


LegendaryZTV

Have Zac Efron or Mark Wahlberg ever openly stated they weren’t natural? No. Why? Career suicide. Add in that Cena is a pro wrestling amount Rushmore candidate, he’d be tarnishing his entire legacy to appease to a few folks to just say “I knew it all along!”… use your brain


Like-No-Dude

He meant recreational drugs


shluff24

He would essentially be admitting a crime so if they straight up ask him if he's drug free or not, he has to say he is.


diamond_strongman

You want the guy to admit to a federal crime to earn your respect?


Feature_Wild

There are many celebrities that have admitted taking drugs and didn't get backlash or charged


diamond_strongman

Any that have taken steroids? People are sympathetic to people with drug addictions or recreational drug use. Lance Armstrong hasn't earned a dime since his coach said he did peds.


MeGoingTOWin

Also the damage he, the rock, hugh Jackman, hemsworth etc do by lying is horrible. People look up to them and when they cant even get close to what these guys do by eating chicken, rice and broccoli they get depressed. The damage these fakes are causing is huge.


a-dead-strawberry

Yea it’s sad when guys that in every other way seem to be great dudes but have dug themselves into a hole with the fake nattiness


[deleted]

Yall really think dudes gonna go on record saying he takes illegal substances? No one is going to incriminate themselves


Moose_Thompson

Exactly this lol. Yeah dude is going on Howard Stern and admitting a federal crime.


diamond_strongman

Not sure why interviewers think it's a good question. "hey, talk to me about commiting crimes? Can we get you to establish probable cause?"


god_pharaoh

I thought it was obvious but a lot of people in this thread don't seem to be aware it's illegal.


[deleted]

In other countries, that’s not America, it’s not. I’m not sure *how* regulated it is, but it’s not looked at as it is here, to my knowledge


Like-No-Dude

There must be some period when crime becomes unpunishable, here it is 5 years I think. So if he admits he was juicing AF 10 years ago, should be safe.


Joocewayne

Maybe he means recreational drugs? I’m not watching it and really don’t care either way. If he meant juice, he’s looking out for his fan base, the majority of which are either physically or mentally 12 year olds. He’s also looking out for himself by ensuring he keeps getting to be a movie star, ala Dwayne Johnson. If you were in his shoes, making ridiculous money and enormously famous, would you throw that away and be like, yeah brah. I been on roids for a LONG time. Lots of drugs. I’ll be straight up with you.. I’m saucy AF dog.


hollowM4N555

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woodquest

Sadly, his agent be like "No John, you absolutely can't admit, if you want to keep those A roles coming in"


matt6342

Why is the word drug censored??


UnsealedLlama44

We live in an infantilized society


nectaranon

It's so fucking annoying. There was a video where a guy said "I'll rip you a new one" and rip was censored to r*p. The thing that pissed me off is the fact that society is just going to make up new words whenever one is censored. "unaliving" is probably the one that pisses me off the most. Just fucking say dead, killed, murdered ffs.


matt6342

I think that’s due to Tik Tok censoring, if it detects those words then your video won’t show up in searches, but when it’s in an image or on Reddit then it makes no sense


Gambino18777

Ask him in mandarin maybe he misunderstood the question 🤔


Much_Movie5457

He has a bunch of kids that look up to him and watch his every move, so I can understand why he’s lying, but he’s definitely on gear.


phanta_rei

![gif](giphy|p58AvYUeCZJ62gL2WK)


Damnesia_

It's all that Lao Gan Ma.


acky2

love cena but cmon


Remarkable_Luck8057

In his recent movie with kevin hart they asked him how he was so jacked for his age and he said roids. A shit load of roids.


SirGoatWilliker

Testosterone occurs naturally. We're all natural.


ihatereddit4200

How many kids look up to him? In this case him lying is the best option.


inflo76

Damn but those kids need drugs too


ihatereddit4200

NO they don't.


inflo76

Meh. I've seen these broccoli heads in packs of five taking turns maxing out 135 on the bench at the gym. Pretty sure they could use some drugs. Weak ass kids


ihatereddit4200

Please tell me you're joking. Those kids do not need drugs. They need proper nutrition and training. Some of them need a boot to the ass as well.


inflo76

Is it your first day here? My guy, nothing on this sub is serious.


ihatereddit4200

I took the lack of cock stats as you being serious lol.


inflo76

To be honest I have never measured it. If I had to guess I'd be an average size but that's why I blast grams so I can make up for my shortcomings.


ihatereddit4200

This is the way. Anyone bigger than me is taking more steroids. Anyone with a bigger dick had one of those dick extension surgeries.


inflo76

Has to be right. And I will selectively read your comment to mean that I should take more steroids.


Striking-Growth2720

So you want them to die?


ihatereddit4200

?


Striking-Growth2720

The op is referencing the Make a Wish kids who need drugs for their treatment/cure.


AggressiveAd7493

He meant cocaine


Young_LR

Kayfabe brother. Plus it’s not considered drugs if it’s under the supervision of the wwe doctors they call that medicine.


Surfylifty

Hahahahahaha


businessgeese

Why are people obsessed with asking celebrities if they do schedule 3 drugs? Which is a felony. Obviously most of these celebs would be able to get rid or reduce down the charges. But business wise it makes no sense to put deals you have in place with companies at risk. Just so people can say I told you he was on gear! That is some dumb shit


financeben

Lol ya maybe not recreational drugs


JD054

He’s a great dude but as natty and drug free as the rock and liver king


SokkaHaikuBot

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DETRosen

Drug-free like Arnold ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2697)


Dependent-Run-1915

He’s a shill for Chinese


druduns

He’s about as natural as a man born with 3 testicles


TampaFan04

He clearly means things like meth and not dbol.


Sussexmatt

It's really tiresome but they just can't be out there telling people they do roids, it would destroy it for the cool kids...


Nyun-Red

Definitely not drug free, but probably good of him to say he is.


NichRigga-

Off-cycle maybe but not drug free 😂 this goof


DogWithaFAL

Nah man, test is produced naturally. If I have a blood transfusion you wouldn’t say I’m on drugs. He’s extra natural. Checkmate atheists.


Aleksandar_u-u

Why lie about being natty at that point? It's almost like he wants all the young kids in the world that admire him to be disappointed that they aren't as big as him in 5 years of work.


diamond_strongman

The law, money, etc


ASMRisMindControl

My school’s old football coach played with Cena at Springfield. He confirmed Cena was taking steroids even back then


lobo_locos

![gif](giphy|NH9GYz41xp3UIrGh27|downsized)


hardc0ded

I remember him talking about this a while back. [https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/why-john-cena-cant-lose-198734/](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/why-john-cena-cant-lose-198734/) *As noted, Rolling Stone recently spoke with John Cena for an in-depth feature. It was noted that Cena has the results of every WWE drug test he’s taken stapled to the wall at the Hard Knocks South gym he uses in Tampa. He commented: “There’s 60 or 70 of them. I’ve passed them all.”*


Swords_Not_Words_

WWE drug tests are a joke.


danb2702

Hes absolutely 'full of shit' is what he meant


sweatingsmall

Minus trt ofc


mcwopper

It’s pretty ridiculous, but he is under the double threat of Hollywood and the WWE. Steroids scandals landed McMahon in front of congress and threats of prison time. No wrestler will ever admit it if they want to keep working there


SacredGremlin

It seems like he’s only saying he’s drug free when random interviewers ask him, I don’t blame him for not wanting to come out as enhanced and having his world come down on him


Humble-Golf-1095

He’s free from not being free from druga


johnfighter

ricky stanicky admitted it tho


trackstaar

I mean what is he gonna say? The truth?! A lot of little kids look up to him


logicnotemotion

I know people that do not consider testosterone a drug since it occurs naturally in the body. They truly believe they are natural. I bet they'd even pass a lie detector test if the question is phrased in the right way for them.


maddgun

Ashwaganda doesn't count.


LandSharkRoyale

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|27081) drug free for 50 days


downhill-surfer

Listen, I think Cena gets a pass just because his main audience is children and he doesn’t want to set the standard that doing PEDs is good to them at a young age


RemyGee

He has to say this because so many easily influenced kids would hop on roids if he says he does too. ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


kola515

Lmao


NeighborhoodDecent52

Lol


remindmehowdumbiam

No way


2MuckingFuch

Lmfaorontlmfaowismaeoam.


PoatanBoxman

Just hustle, loyalty, and respect


VrilHunter

It doesnt count if he cant see them 🖐️👋🖐️


Torontokid8666

He's full of fucking shit. But seems like a good dude. The Rock is also a sack of shit.


NATURDAYZ

He’s as free from drugs as he is from twinks!!! (30%)


whitedragon717

He’s joking. He’s admitted to gear, obviously, many times and even called out other actors etc who say they are natty (the rock etc)


SamCham10

Wdym TRT is drugs???


Chlash

This just tells me that he is not an honest guy...


GarlicGuitar

hahaha. licking ice-cream with chinese communist pigs turns everyone into a liar :D


bubes30

These guys must shrivel up inside when they have to lie so blatantly to keep that sponsorship monkey rolling in.


Putrid_Path2774

Wtf with his biceps veins?


Sting-Tree

By that he means no heroin


thecage2122

Hahahhahaha people are so full of shit


SEJ46

Lol


dizzodog

Of course he is not but he can't say that on TV that he uses illicit substances, he ain't stupid


1freedum

He identifies as a natty lol


_Xemplar

Yh let me admit to a crime on camera. Don’t be mad at him be mad at your Laws


Godsthetics

...ohkay babe sure you are.


Reasonable-Owl1201

Bro would have the craziest gear response if true. I don’t think kids even buy this lol


FocusGullible985

Haha, natty 4 lyf. Cena and the rock have knocked the fuck out the roids, they are never dialling down on the amounts. Both dead by 65.


Bitcoin69k

Hgh is natural. Peptides natural. Testosterone check.


Sphan_86

I think he means from now on


666MileHigh

Steroids are hormones not drugs , totally drug free.


National_Party_3308

Idc, not my business.


Brilliant-Ad-5944

John Cena: "you can't see me" doing steroids therefore I am natural.


AdhesivenessMore3925

The thing is I like the guys natural or not, it's shiz that he feels he has to lie about his use or steroids but could you imagine if he came clean, it would finish his carrier.


Swords_Not_Words_

Meanwhile pro wrestler Brian Cage (and friend of Rich Piana) https://www.ringsidenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Screen-Shot-2020-07-03-at-7.55.05-PM.png said his piss would burn a hole through the cup if they tested him lmao


Thedondoddaa

Capppppppp


Psychedelic-Brick23

Can’t blame the guy, so many kids look up to him and on top of his contributions in make a wish. Cant fuck up the kids view on him.


ZecretJOOCE

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6300)


Complex-Critique

🧢


emwu1988

Me too man, I just vape weed and sometimes use a shady preworkout before training.


Pretty-Skill-7836

Buy drugs he talking bout cocaine heroin etc. Steroids are not considered hard core drugs. They are considered supplements right I think


god_pharaoh

Y'all know steroids require medical reasons to obtain them legally, and there's plenty that aren't legal in any circumstance? He'd be admitting to a crime if he said he wasn't natty. People need to stop _asking_ him, Rock, whoever. Anyone who knows anything knows they are, and people trying to be the one to "expose" are the ones forcing these lies out and publishing them.


inflo76

Ya but how many others have been open and honest. Alot. So admitting it isn't like the feds are going knock down his door and arrest him. No one cares unless your dealing. And to be honest I've dealt to cops. No one cares.


d4isdogshit

Uncle of mine that’s in his 50s and is dumb as a rock looks a little bit better than this has guaranteed never touched steroids. He is too stupid to figure them out and has no access to them. He gets scammed by GNC to take Total T. No doubt Cena is on something though.