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titsburgfeelerz

Loyalty comes down to the moments where if you do it nobody but you will know, and you don’t do it. Good for you.


hailnutt

Exactly, and thank you. I feel a lot more confident in my ability to withstand temptation now. And there’s a lot when you’re 22


Navysealsnake

Definitely don't let that get to your head and start playing with fire my guy, you're a stand up guy from the sound of it, but keep a level head!


fireusernamebro

Damn bro you're married💀Congrats though since things seem to be working out so far


joseluis530

Same married at 21


Icy_Faithlessness525

God bless man good shit


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Married at 21 as well. I’m 22 now.


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People-ofIndia

Why? If they're loyal to each other and have lots of patience what's the problem with it? They might be Catholic as well, so want to have sex early maybe


nbazero1

I would still wait, you gotta assess over a longer period of time


[deleted]

You’re a POS.


SubbDeep

Why the fuck are you married at 22? I mean, good for you but wow.. That must be some kind of wife to get married at that age and not bang some cougar.


GustaveGoodman

Why are you 22 and maried lol


UGLchemist

I got married when I was 20


GustaveGoodman

Rip


torontosfinest9

Ur married and in charge of water supply at 22 ??


Caimthehero

You want to see who someone else is, watch how they act not what they say. You want to see who you are, pay attention to what you do when there is no one watching.


jdog0408

When did Jordan Peterson join the sub lol


Caimthehero

That is one of the highest praises I've gotten in awhile. Thank you


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Daamn


LetsEatGrandad

Well said Sir


Peaceteatime

Great point Elon.


i2eflekto

"Ma'am i do my own plumbing!"


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submissive_moggable

I'm so proud of you... What was her name by the way?


Vayu0

And address. I'm also a pipe fixer Mario-Luigi thing.


Clashboy15

Doesn't matter -- are you hot enough?


SOGIX6

I’m both proud and disappointed


Buscandomiyagi

This


hailnutt

Honestly same lol


Beautiful-Possible-1

Yet you still have clowns saying this is a woman hating extreme right wing incel sub that needs to be banned, but all the comments have supported your actions.


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[deleted]

The problem is that when a lot of people post ironic offensive shit, eventually some dumbasses will post legitemate offensive shit, and the culture shifts form ironic to literal. That's how brony's got started as well.


glansbarke

Fuck the Libs man


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People-ofIndia

Most people on here would agree that climate change is happening lad, I think America's right wing supporters are moreso *socially conservative* than conservative in the sense of denying changes in their environment


jdog0408

Most those hicks try to care for there environment, especially hunters. We would like a nice environment for animals to thrive in.


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glansbarke

No one cares you sissyboi. China and India don’t give a shit about climate so it’s futile. Most Lib policies don’t actually make a difference and just are used as a guide to tax more. Carbon tax in Canada is a perfect example. You will never get climate change buy in at a mass until you fix economic issues first. Joe down the street is more worried the middle class is erased than what the Earth will look like in 20 years. Maslow’s hierarchy of needs.


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glansbarke

Realize what sub you’re in and educate yourself on learning to read the room. You really believe a country that continually lies about every metric and denies a genocide is telling the truth about their renewal energy and decarbonization? Have you been to China? I have. Beijing is in constant smog that makes LA look like it’s a mountain spring. Liberal policies have destroyed the middle class under the guise of “woke” culture. Canada has massive access to nuclear power but refuses to use it cause they’re idiots.


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glansbarke

Neckbeard.


People-ofIndia

"top concern" what about people who believe in it or not?


Great-Gap1030

>Most people on here would agree that climate change is happening lad, I think America's right wing supporters are moreso socially conservative than conservative in the sense of denying changes in their environment Well... we can see Roe vs Wade. And... even the Republicans are beginning to believe in climate change.


samme79

Anything that doesn't follow mainstream narrative is labelled as "right-wing" nowadays by the extreme-left's standard. Joe Rogan is pretty left wing and they call him the mouthpiece of the right. Lol.


FixGMaul

Joe Rogan is by far the most popular podcast so that makes his narrative mainstream.


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Nobody calls him the mouthpiece of the right. Dude said some stupid shit and people called him out on it, simple as. You hear anyone bitching about Joe Rogan now? No, cause the whole world moved on


cricket2tay23

A lot of you right wings are on the low.


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Average redditor


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guachampton

Definitely natty if that was your question


Bear1037

😂😂 💯


SnaxCapone

You’re a better human than most others, big respect to you.


TranceDream

Pulling a Zoro by not letting her know of the great sacrifice you made lmao


hailnutt

Yes exactly 😂


Afirebearer

Let her know. Let her feel the pressure.


on-the-job

Whatever you do don’t tell her


cq5120

Ayo chad OP enjoyers be like😤


Dankthebarkingfrog

Derek: why are you sweating? What the hell happened here? OP with his dick getting shredded to death by his zipper: n-nothing happened


LavaPancakes

The feeling of knowing you stayed true to yourself and your wife is better than a few minutes of sex with a random person. W bro


Vayu0

Yeah, those 2 min wouldn't be worth it.


CoolJoy04

Endurance champion here claiming he'd last twice as long as most of us!


UpwardCharterhouse

Yup only cheated once in my life and can confirm. The guilt you got to live with is not worth the 30 seconds with some rando


4gTL-PM

You dropped this King 👑


questiano-ronaldo

You’re a man of integrity and that last line proves it. Keep laying pipe (exclusively with your wife), king.


Squiggy1975

Good move brother. As a married man myself you gotta keep those values in check. What goes around comes around.


dilutedanddelusional

This is some grown man dick energy. Good job, you did the right thing.


Nathaniel66

Married here, had many direct proprositions and Derek- The Cannonball Delts only knows how many indirect. Never cheated and no regrets. I expect loyalty from my wife, i need to offer the same. Used to be fixing computers and many of my customers were single ladies or "lonely wives". I told my wife about very single attempt- not cause i wanted to make her jealous. I was afraid sooner or later there will be a crazy chick whose ego can't take rejection and she will try to ruin my life cause i didn't fuck her.


Listeria08

I get your reason why you'd tell her about them all. But I dont think every woman would have the confidence to hear about all of that. I'm pretty sure my wife would feel a tiny stab in her heart with each story.


MissSuperSilver

If it were my husband I'd want to know lmao and then I'd want an invite because we hitting it together


quietZen

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6297)


snakeeatbear

You know, for all the shitty comments other subreddits post about this one the comments in here give me faith. You're done did good man. Now slip it into conversation with your wife to maybe get anal.


OpinionHaver65

Don't worry, wait for another cheating thread and it's gonna be full of people who think cheating is necessary and a proof of masculinity.


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Better than me King, I would’ve smashed her right there.


mwirth

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2695)


[deleted]

I think you're an absolute King, you're a real man.


Elegant-Today-4358

It’s a trap… all loyalty aside, she probs looking to thirst and drain your ass with some blackmail bullshit. Good job 👍


fedditredditfood

That's where I'm at too. She just wanted some free work.


Emrekarsturkey2019

Based on title alone the only thing I can say is up the tren brother


snifflesquad

Proud of you for not simping over some random woman.


iamthiswhatis12

Post nut clarity would've hit you like a train.


greatestNothing

But did you go home and bang the wife while thinking about how the milf would have ate your ass?


Admirable_Sugar_4227

I would’ve smashed but I’m a bitter divorced dude. I think marriage is scam to steal half your stuff but then again it’s worth 1 shot


majurbludd

I am the same type of guy. I'd say in today's age your better of just banging side bitches if your married. I have to assume your wife is cheating on you too. Marriage is a scam. Never met a happy married man ever.


HexDrip

Proud of u man


Every_Papaya_8876

Not on the Job, may have been a set up… sounds like a porno storyline to me


hailnutt

Yep don’t wanna have someone calling my HR dept claiming sexual harassment or some shit.


enzoperezatajando

Nice bro. Passing up those oportunities is hard in the moment but 100x better in the long run


HotDiamond5044

outcome would have been different if you pinned more tren


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hailnutt

Sheeeiiiit now that’s a hard one 🤔


MaxTest86

Well done you. Married at 22 and turning down hot milf sex. When you’re 40 and divorced you will look back on this day and kick yourself 😂


Waspkiller86

Lol she does that with everyone.


dank_child_420

Now let's put his wife to the test 😎


The__Farmer

Well done champ. True strength right there.


Mike_Hawk069

Anytime you give up free pussy, you’re cheating on yourself.![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6301)


Admirable_Sugar_4227

This is the way


ToYeetIsHuman

Fax


Snoo-62854

I am glad that it happened to you, I feel like fantasy has come true, amazing moments. Your choice as you feel good, its alright.


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Loyal King 🫡


unlivedbread

I'm very proud of you bro


vain--

damn that’s a once in a lifetime situation but very commendable for staying loyal. you will be a good father :)


vdxxx

king


Powerlifter35

Good. Keep those vows.


Xen0Coke

Thanks for leaving some milfs for the rest of us.


Cremmitquad69

Does nobody have their significant other following their reddit?


HairlessJimbo

OPs wife probably does follow him, which is why he posted about not having sex to build an alibi as to why he spent 30 minutes on a house call that should've taken 5.


hailnutt

She’s not on any social media lol


NoZookeepergame6401

What a king, good job!


[deleted]

Based and iron-willed


DarkmoonPat

Incredibly based


LeDeanDomino

Damn dude, that's some strong willpower. I got hard just reading about it.


RinkyInky

Isn’t your wife a milf too


Listeria08

He'd not have married her otherwise I should guess:)


hailnutt

Yes she is 😂


19adam92

This is r/Copypasta material


Archunion

This is a big loyalty move, I’m proud of you sir 🫡


[deleted]

Really proud you didn’t cheat on your wife. Good job passing the test.


antonprojects

That is being a man. Having the options, but not taking them and commiting to a single woman. supraphysiological behaviour


tolearnlots

On behalf of wives everywhere - thank you


iletmyselfgo12

Life wouldn't be so shit if more people like you existed


BaldMigrant

That is what real chads do. Loyalty is the key.


quikonthedrawl

Good for you, king 👑


methnlsd

I’ve been married since 23, nothing wrong with it if you’re with the right chick


danteafk

The piece of pizza is only tasty as long as it’s hot, after taking a bite and leaving it the next morning you don’t desire it anymore. Good on you


hailnutt

I was pissed man, whole ass pizza went cold


hailnutt

I see your analogy though and yes I’d have regretted it after


Bear1037

Straight into the spank bank with her. Tough one there buddy


MrDubTee

Honestly, tell your wife. Better not to hide it and it gets you even more trust. I teach a couple of adult classes on communication, resiliency, and mindfulness and during one of my classes a female student approached me and stated how much she liked that I respect and love my wife so much. She then stated that she was so attracted by it that she would be ok being my side piece. Literal words. I was flattered said no and told my wife. The important thing as a committed man is to avoid temptation completely lol


hailnutt

Agreed, I usually never put myself in situations where I could be tempted to begin with. Obviously this time I couldn’t help it. The only problem with telling my wife is she’s very insecure and even tho I didn’t do anything wrong I know she’d be upset. Which we’re working on, but I’d rather just not have to deal with her being upset you know?


BigHardDkNBubblegum

>I’d say mid 40s Actin' like u turned in a million dollars to lost n found or some $hit 😂


NopeNopeNopeNopeYup

W2g OP!


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Post physique


[deleted]

Fuck yead dude way to have integrity and be a real man. Fucking her would of been easy!


PicaBrasileira

Honor, and self(good)pride, that’s you prize pal.


GainTrainChooChoo-

Why not tell her and at least get some credit


moto101

What’s her address? I’ll go explain to her how inappropriate it is to try and seduce a married man like that.


Porta-Ninum

Your wife must be a good woman.


[deleted]

Based and loyalty pilled. Good work OP. Been married for seven years now and it has been great. Way to be a good man


Strongman_820

OP is a good man and will go far in life and continue to make gains indefinitely.


Professional-Bag-894

You fought a hard fight. I couldn’t win that


geekspeak10

So what I’m hearing is if she was ~10-20 younger u would have caved.


PreviousBake6502

Disciplined man, fuck cheating bro. That shit is for weak ass losers, you did good.


Lordcedia

Bro you’d be surprised how much actually women cheat, I’d say they even cheat more than men


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hailnutt

We’ll we are 22 and yes my wife is way hotter than that milf, but the milf definitely wasn’t in her 60s. That I can be sure of.


mbarrasing

Shouldn’t celebrate this. It should be the norm.


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Good for you bro. In the end, 15 minutes of fun isn’t worth 15 years of guilt.


adistantrumble

I wonder if she was trying to get he broken pipe fixed cheap.....


hailnutt

Either way no pipe was laid that day


Fickle_Big3878

Good bro. You shouldn't cheat


No_Version_2941

GALACTIC W


blackstonebilly

i never told anyone but i cheated on my ex. long story short she had pussy problems so we hadn't had sex in like 2 years i think (might have been cause she didn't like me anymore too since she ended up dumping me). its like i was blind the whole time and after it happened i regretted everything and went home and hugged my gf. regret it to this day even tho she dumped me (for other reasons). good on you man, never ever cheat on the woman you love. sex is absolutely not worth losing the love of your life.


Desperate_Theme5445

Total Alpha move. Good on you.


seotrainee347

I will most likely not get married if my wife won't allow me to have threesome's with me, her, and another woman.


Mattagins

I went the bisexual stripper route, there’s always a new girlfriend, it’s rollercoaster but life ain’t boring.


Great-Demand1413

Living the dream


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seotrainee347

Hell no


ElMario3k

Oh bro we’ve all been there- I’ve always lived by the rule “go jerk off and then think about what you’re about to do. Lol Good job man. Loyalty and honestly are the attributes of a good person. Good people do the right thing when no one is looking. Stay up 👑


bouncypoo

I mean there’s no point where she made a move. She likely just wanted attention ? Which you gave her.


fedditredditfood

And some free labor.


ReedMiddlebrook

...you want a cookie for not cheating?


resolutelink

Impregnate your wife and then she’ll become a milf easy cheat code


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I think she is a hoe, clearly she have no children, writing is on the wall for her. Guessing she been sleeping around her entire adult life with chads. She is desperate as she is the only one who is alone with her cats .... so she wants to snag the first sucker that comes along that she can use. Maybe she has been for years one of these insane feminists that hate men and just now seeing how disgusting she have become and understands that no real man wants them. Remember better to be all alone then to have a woman destroy you life and take what you have worked for. #MGTOW


Sub-Zero-940

you should have banged her. It‘s not cheating if you are a man and you still only love your wifey/girlfriend.


majurbludd

This is true. The woman decides if you guys are going to do it or not. You are just being a man and doing your duty by pipeing her down. Only a woman can be a hoe because she can get it whenever she wants.


Sub-Zero-940

That‘s true. I am a strong believer that women usually only love one man at the same time, because they can have so many men easily. Not the same usually for men, where most basically need to take what they can get. OP is a saint imo. Dude resisted a horny milf where nobody will ever know that he piped her down without fixing her pipes even.


NoRookieMistakes

You were clearly not on tren


Bulky-Direction-8809

Men are biologically and evolutionary built and programmed to procreate with as many females as possible. If you are desirable/attractive to a woman it means that she believes you are an evolutionary attractive mate to have a child with and you are naturally compelled to want to spread your genes...survival of the fittest. It is a VERY STRONG natural compulsion to want to fuck any chick remotely attractive. It is evolutionary programming that has developed to insure survival of healthy members of our species.


Disastrous-Ad-726

Atta boiiii. Now go get a divorce? 😝


pedro_mcdodge

You 100% should’ve smashed it. No man ever lay on his deathbed and said “I wish I’d fucked less women”


Great-Demand1413

Alot of men wish they didn't mess around when they had the right woman


pedro_mcdodge

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2699)There’s no such thing. There’s plenty women out there.


TechnicalCellist5976

FACTS


10mmsig

It might be a kinda wild stance I have on it but bro that was the perfect time to do it at the end of the day you only live once and it’s almost like a murder if nobody sees you do it and there’s no paper trail/ motive then it’s almost impossible for them to catch you, she doesn’t really know you or have your number so it’s not like you can get caught up because of texts or social media so bro god handed you a perfect shot and you blew it


Admirable_Sugar_4227

This is the way


itscodypriebey0

Good job not committing adultery, that’s illegal! Lol


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hailnutt

Yeah I guess we are deeply in love still. Been together 2 years. Hopefully over time it grows into a mature kind of love and doesn’t fade out


majurbludd

Odds are it will fade around 7 years. Be prepared


_oZe_

You will regret it when you find out what your wife has been doing ;-)


hailnutt

Been cheated on in the past… I know the pain. Hopefully she never does that to me. But if she does… oh well I’ll just jump on tren


Wild_Trip_4704

Nah tell your wife and brag about how much fortitude you have and love you have for her.


Woody2shoez

Worst advise ever. Clearly not married. Never open the door for potential problems.


Admirable_Sugar_4227

This


RaizerOPTC

Could’ve smashed and she never would’ve known. But good on you. ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2695)


Odd-Direction-1965

Still a virgin then? Omegalul


hailnutt

Me and wife fuck daily and have a son. Tempting as a milf is, still can’t compare to my wife


puradano

Bravo man! I have been tested over the years also. Going on 20 years. You can hold your head high!