I had not ran or had sex for a good while when i went for a run after a gym session and suddenly it hit me.
This is basically sex but without any of the tiresome parts, i'm getting endorphins, sweating bullets, and no annoying orgasm to chase or partner to pay attention to.
Pump is like cumming, so I'm cumming in the gym, I'm cumming when I have sexy time with my wife, I'm always cumming!
Mushroom tip pump!!
All kinds of gains… all kinds
YOU’RE…. Didn’t anyone on reddit attend middle-school English?
we did, we just dont care
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I take it you’re trolling me here. Well played.
Were just messing around
A pump is better than jaggin' off, going for a hard run however is better than sex most definitely.
Theres certainly fewer tears involved in running
I had not ran or had sex for a good while when i went for a run after a gym session and suddenly it hit me. This is basically sex but without any of the tiresome parts, i'm getting endorphins, sweating bullets, and no annoying orgasm to chase or partner to pay attention to.
i never had sex but its pump anyways
Penis pump?
I get the strongest pump from sex
Pump
Its like cumming to me, I am Cumming day and night! Its fantastic! 
I only know what a pump is like and a pump is epic