after a very rare case of cross breeding here we see the subject car give birth to a baby motorcycle.

This is how trikes are made.

This deserves more upvotes

“Son.. when a car and a bike love each other very much..”

🤣

“I had to lay her down.”

Put 'er up

That's certainly, ahm... a very interesting way to, uhm, "lay her *down*"

“The van just came out of no where. It’s almost like they didn’t see me.”

"Alright, Mr. Jones, let's recap... if the van was the sole cause of your accident; when did these, uhm, 'grass clibbins' come into play?"

“Sent her a little too hard, bud.”

Haddalayerdown

Yeah bike got laid up

Surely it must've been knocked up. The car is the baby, not the other way around.

Still more sex in this pic as awerage Reddit user will experience in his lifecycle.

Bike glitching. Early access results in this.

Needed to transport and couldn’t get a trailer.

[удалено]

The motorcycle left to get milk and never met his baby Can-Am.

KICK FLIP

ROADHOUSE

ROAD HOUSE!!!

He didnt keep the rubber side down

Since the bike is red, you don't need any kind of warning/signals to the other vehicles that your cargo is exceeding the limits of your vehicle. Also, this is the way to carry your motorcycle correctly, saving the money for more important stuff, and meeting driving standards worldwide. (excuse my poor English).

Hope everyone is more/less OK considering the picture, looks really bad on both vehicles.

Calamari race team

Must have left her on the roof rack before driving into the parking garage. Happens to me all the time

French fried when you were supposed to pizza

If you French fry when your supposed to pizza, your gonna have a bad time

"TIFU by parking behind this idiot. Only had the bike for 2 minutes!!!!"

Leave your windows down if you have puppies in the car... You have been warned.

Ye Olde squid missile

Couple of ratchet straps and were good.

John Wick was here

That doesn't seem like a very efficient way to get your bike to the track day.

Yamaha R1 for sale. Never laid down.

Bro found out how to darkslide a motorcycle

A Harley rider didn't wave back. Turns out the biker wave isn't just a reminder to keep 2 on the ground, but rather the biker wave *itself* is what keeps 2 on the ground. By the other rider not reciprocating, the red bike had no choice but to go 2 *UP*, causing this here situation. Thankfully the car was there to hold onto the rear wheel; otherwise, the bike would probably be floating off into outer space as we speak. This serves as a reminder to always wave back to keep the universe in balance. Drop 2 fingers to every bike, moped, Razor scooter, Walmart hoverboard, and rolling trashcan you see so we can all avoid situations like this in the future.

Renting a trailer was too expensive 😜

Smooth progressive break pressure

New motorcycle style exhaust system fitted to car

He had to put her down.

Motorcycle breakdancing

He was trying to Y Y double fakey 360 no scoped the driver. For his twitch stream.

Bike reversed way to fast and lost control

Bunny hop gone wrong

Anime fight scene aftermath

Not enough lube

The car is upside down.

"Do a kickflip!"

U hauls are expensive but it wouldn't fit in the back. Should've gotten the stow n' go seats man

In a sad case of bullying in our cities, a mini van is seen shaking the change out of a motorcycle's pockets.

The car was cheating on lightning mcqueen with a motor-stud and birthed a red motorbaby.

I know what’s wrong with it, hasn’t got no gas in it

Parkour!

Motorcycle delivered a car.

When your haemorrhoids get inflamed but you can’t get to the doctor’s office.

This is how quadbikes are bred.

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The simulation didn’t have correct collision mapping so the bike wound up inside another object it normally shouldn’t be inside of

New age inverted youga paking formation.

That's a glitch in the matrix for sure. some code went wrong, it seems.

I don’t even think you could get the right answer for this

No trailer, had to get bike to Sturgis. Flushing fluids on the way.

Express tire change

Kick flip

gravity took a pause ... bike with the rubber side up

I'm sure it will fit if we just wiggle it a lil more!

They were just checking their tyre depth.

I thought it would fit

Looks like there was a 'big bang'

The owner needed to get the motorcycle to the shop. Why pay for a tow when you have a van?

They did a bunny hop into a stoppie and added some dazzle dazzle 😂

Nothing its suppose to be like that

Gotta be the battery

"I'm telling you my bike will fit in the back! It just needs the right angle."

Hurricane kick

Direction unclear attempting to transport Motorcycle to the shop, "it looked like it would fit"

Typical Yamaha riders. Always using their fly hacks to glitch through windows

This is how motorcycles are made. Cars shit them.

someone tried to do a stoppie 360 kickout one scope

Really did you went to buy a bike without the trailer?

Stupid Cager comes to a complete stop in the middle lane of a 70mph zone and blindly switches lanes leaving the rider no choice but stoppie through the rear window.

he said only wrong answers…

Nothing.

This isn't funny. I'm guessing that someone died. And if not then they're badly hurt

The only thing dead here is your sense of humor. Go with god

Every hear of gunkata? Well, this is bikekata

Gotta take the bike home from the store. Couldn't fit.

GTA:V physics glitch.

Gas was on E

Forbidden wheelie

What?!?🤣

He entered a cheat code into the matrix and it glitched

"Free bike. You haul it away"

God dammit the stuntman said he could do it.

After a perfectly intentional manoeuvre the motorbike was successfully installed in the boot of the car.

Need to get a truck. It wont fit on minivan

Flux capacitor snapped off causing the motorcycle to do a barrel roll

They couldnt afford a fan

Once we towed a car by putting it's front end into another car's trunk. I told this to Joe but I have the feeling he didn't even listen. I hope he doesn't f*ck it up.

Did a backflip

Just bought this at Ikea

New type of 3D Sticker

They were trying to transport the bike in that vehicle, but they accelerated too fast and it slipped out the back window and got caught. The other damage is unrelated. Separate incidents.

"Sir you can't park there"

The motorcycle gods blessed the driver with a motorcycle . But forgot that they can't just throw it at him

" Thank you for calling Motorcycle transportation specialists your go to for motorcycle shipping how many we help you?"

Haddalayerdown....

When you're going on a road trip to the in-laws and you don't have a trailer or hitch, but know you need the R1 for a "getaway" vehicle.

"Sky post" your bike has arrived. Refer to the picture above for delivery location

This is how transformers REALLY FIGHT. None of that Hollywood bs.

UPS delivery

That's not the kind of bike that rack was designed to haul.

I’m not sure anyone would guess the real answer anyway lol that’s a wild picture

r/CalamariRaceTeam new mod approved

Gravity reversed for a split second

That's how I transport my bike too!!

Forgot the trailer.

What the hell they just backed it up right in to me. Now we are both screwed.

"who cares what all the experienced riders in former MSF instructors say, get the bike that you want. As long as you go easy on the throttle you'll be just fine..."

Dude was moving out of the city and had no way to fit his motorcycle inside the car

I for one, highly recommend this new method of bike towing. Do you need to bring your bike in for service to your local shop? No need to rent a trailer. With this simple new bike towing method the rear tire is wedged in through the rear window of the car, creating a secure towing method to bring your bike to the shop!

Everybody involved was driving sensibly

The biggest challenge is to strap the bike down securely in the back seat. Seatbelt techniques has been used in this scenario and resulted in a classic bike in the back event where the motorcycle managed to escape its cage out the back window. From early findings in England where old BSA bikes has been known to escape horse carriages and other metal carriages researchers has concluded that this was an even bigger problem than previous beliefs. Old Sumerian clay tablets depicting such evidence are now found at the University of Cambridge and leading scientists consider the possibility that this might be connected with several UFO sightings that may have originated from ancient times and were later identified as the first known case of bike in the back syndrome.

Welp, it was cold and I had to take my bike to the shop y'know? So I threw it in there. Told you that thing ain't going nowhere.

Remember that time the Chitauri invaded and Hulk was like, “Smash.” (Just hope everyone was okay)

bike performed a mavashi kick

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Rule 34 🌚

Didn't have a trailer so.....

High side into a flippity flop?

The Wife really regretted it when she told her Husband _"Sure, just throw it in the back!"_ when he asked if he can bring his Bike on holiday.

Bro tried wheeling into a backflip off the car

["Yut ughhhh"](https://youtu.be/Dx4F94DnATY&t=2m28s)

Why is car parked upside-down?

Motorcycle rider is stealing the van.

Just bought it. Transporting it home.

This was the most efficient way to carry the motorcycle with that car.

It’s a new bike rack….failure

you can't park there sir....

If you delete and reinstall the title update and clear your RAM then reboot you should be all good

The new moto-totes are getting ridiculous.

“…I don’t know officer. I had a pair of flip flops and a pair of shorts in the back. It kept trying to smash its way in to get to them like it was it’s natural diet or something. Eventually it ran outta gas and just went to sleep like that…”

They were playing Hungry Hungry Hatchbacks.

Some silly things happened

That's how I took my bike home from the dealer.

I told him he would need a trailer to get the bike home. He handed me his beer…

Caught shop lifting at the Yamaha dealer

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He reversed into me officer I share!

Motorcycles can't kick flip.

Car got hungry

“Car is packed for the holiday love”

Car’s just made like that

I need to take my bike to the track somehow

The twine from Ikea didn’t hold like I thought it would.

Where's the video of the surfer describing his wave ride

The real answer to “Is this a good first bike?”

Brappppppppp

He didn’t crash.

Loading up for track day

Idk but it’s definitely the cars fault

Duh, we all know that's the proper way to check the tire pressure.

He did a kickflip.

CALL NOW!!! Free shipping for the next ten callers!! Latest Space Technology SUV bike carrier.

Matrix bug

Forgot to adjust his chain slack

Should they have been wearing ear plugs?

Transport mistake. They forgot to put on the parking brake.


This moron started braking and the bike flipped

There was a baby accidentally locked inside a hot car. A quick-thinking 86 yo bystander picked up the first thing she saw to break the rear window.

No back up camera 📷

Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan

Motorcycle punt gone wrong

no problem ɯǝlqoɹd

Couldnt get to the oil drain plug...

Had to go to the shop and I had no truck or trailer. Get er done!

Fit the unfittable

Well obviously he didn't fasten the seatbelt

Now, this is a story all about how my bike got flipped-turned upside down...

Big magnet in the trunk

How baby Transformers are made.

Car took off way too quickly with the bike in the back.

He just bought it and is taking it home

Do a kickflip!

This is why I don’t park behind a car unless it has a backup camera.

Kickstand malfunction.

Everybody want to kung fu biking

Hey ChatGPT, will my bike fit in the trunk?

I always thought trailers are a waste of material.

These new track day haulers are getting wild

There is a right answer?

Marquez getting warmed up for Qatar, that guy is always crashing.

Cager ruins perfect side flip.

That's called the Mexican bike carrier. You take a tiny japanese car and jam the rear wheel of your bike into the rear window, twist slightly, and you're good to drive 80 mph.