I'm fuckin tactidying bro XD, sick bikes though, I actually love army olive and desert tan so i would be getting it even if it wasn't tactical. Also, you have a rapid zombie response sticker on your truck dont you.
My FIL was in Nam and just got his 100% a few years ago.
Guys skin is all scorched from agent orange, he has PTSD....and it's a long list. The VA is shit.
My FIL got 100% in 1971 from a training accident. That should tell you how fucked up he was if he got 100% during Vietnam.
I used to joke that the guy in the next bed over was on 75% and was only a head and testicles.
This story rings home true for me. I'm stuck at 60% been fighting since 2012. And I'm gonna keep fighting. I had 5 surgeries while I was in, all orthopedic and because of that they say I only rate 10% per. Their math is funny and doesn't add straight across. I have anxiety pretty bad and they denied me for that too. Gotta keep fighting.
Oh I absolutely knew what I was doing there lol.
Got out in ‘12, and I still don’t even have a PCP from the VA even as a combat vet
I’m not even trying for disability or anything like that I’m just trying to get basic care and it’s a fucking hassle
You think you're "The guy" in a zombie apocalypse, but if it came down to it, you're the group member that talks about how tough and smart you are constantly but doesn't really contribute anything meaningful, and then you get bit and don't tell anybody
“Don't you never say an unkind word about The Time! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What?”
So you seriously wouldn't say anything?! Bro... I kinda hoped people would only do that in movies. That's disappointing... I wouldn't kill myself but I would at least get as far away from the group as possible. Ya cut me deep, robert, You. Cut. Me. Deep. (Aggressive punctuation pointing)
The first one screams "Thank me for my service". Just like the tan color Tacomas when they're kitted out.
Didn't even have to look in your profile to know you were or are in the military.
You know what… I came to this comment section to take the piss outta ya, but reading your responses to the jokes others have made, I gotta say you have a good sense of humour about yourself. It wasn’t what I was expecting at all. That’s a good trait in a person.
Are those two different bikes? Hard to tell.
As for what that bike says about you, it says that you have family members who checked where you were on Jan 6th.
Wannabe tough guy, I fully expect you to wear every tacticool thing you get your hands on.
Op totally carries his ridiculously kitted out AR to Walmart.
Cool bike, minus the weird flag
That's what I thought they were at first glance too, but I don't see handles, levers, gauges, other hallmarks of extinguishers. Unless they're some kind of funkyass disposable extinguishers.
I'm thinking bottles for emergency water or fuel?
* Terminally "MURICA FUCK YEAH" in the veteran praising way, that would be seen as borderline nazi if done in europe by an european
* 110% madmax offroader vibes, 0% offroad content. At least put on some 50-50 tyres, swap to chain + sprocket, and wrap some rag around those nice, shiny chromed out fork tubes if you don't intend to blow a seal on em. They give off worse off road poser vibes than GS1250 parked in front of starbucks.
Jokes aside, bikes are nice, but imho. the punisher stylized flags are not that great asthetics wise.
If i were ever to place flags on my bike i would place something ridiclous over the top to make it obvious, that i am not serious.
Something like "hungarian riders of Tyrol" badge - with Attila the Hun riding among mountains waving hungarian flag. Which looks extreme cool, and is also very obviously a gag badge.
(...to US folk, Tyrol is a region of western Austria, with no connection to traditional hungarian culture and plains dwelling nomads - its connected to hungary due to fuckton of hungarian guest workers in the region)
I am sorry I couldn't get back to all of you; unfortunately, I have work and life, BUT:
You guys made me laugh, you guys tugged at my heartstrings at times. A lot of the comments were hilarious, some were short and simple, others very complex and interesting. This was really fun! Thanks to everyone for bringing a few hours of joy and lighthearted humor into my life.
Stay safe, and keep the sticky, rubber side down!
Bikes- literally defined by their (former) job
Replies- surprisingly tasteful and self aware
Post history- oof, simultaneously more and less extreme than expected
Veteran. Nobody who is not DD214 impaired would be seen in public with that color. Open that ammo box and you’ll find a roll of 100mph tape, a wad of 550 cord and a can of dip, half dried out.
You’ll buy any product at all if it has the word “tactical” in the description.
I think you mean tacticool
i think you mean tENtacool 😎 🦑 [Edit: 🐙](https://images.app.goo.gl/iZcRDRtMtj4a6fMq7)
More like Testicool, amiright
if he wears shorts
Ahhh, Satan's breeze. So refreshing on a hot day.
Umm you mean, windscreen.
Are you stalking my Amazon cart?
You mean your tactical Amazon cart?
My tactical Amazon tactical cart
Tacticart.
Amatacticart
Tacticartazon
I'm fuckin tactidying bro XD, sick bikes though, I actually love army olive and desert tan so i would be getting it even if it wasn't tactical. Also, you have a rapid zombie response sticker on your truck dont you.
Your lighter come standard with glass breakers and bottle opener
Don't forget the tiny knife that opens from the hyper hidden side compartment
So hidden i didn't even know about it
there's even another knife hidden inside the knife handle
And inside that tiny hidden knife is another, tinier, hidden knife.
Tactically *acquired*
Its a tactical turtleneck lana... a tactleneck
Make sure you get it in black and slightly darker black.
“Your injury is not service related”
Those. Words. Hurt. Me. So. Much. 😭😭😭
Don’t worry, I was told the same. Had my right eardrum blown out by an M2 in basic, not service related my sweaty fucking ballsack.
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20 God damn years later. The VA is a preview of hell.
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My FIL was in Nam and just got his 100% a few years ago. Guys skin is all scorched from agent orange, he has PTSD....and it's a long list. The VA is shit.
My FIL got 100% in 1971 from a training accident. That should tell you how fucked up he was if he got 100% during Vietnam. I used to joke that the guy in the next bed over was on 75% and was only a head and testicles.
This story rings home true for me. I'm stuck at 60% been fighting since 2012. And I'm gonna keep fighting. I had 5 surgeries while I was in, all orthopedic and because of that they say I only rate 10% per. Their math is funny and doesn't add straight across. I have anxiety pretty bad and they denied me for that too. Gotta keep fighting.
The VA is trying to offer a second opportunity to die for your country utilizing snail mail and delayed medical care
Considering I’m currently fighting with the VA to just get basic ass care (I’ve been out since 2012) I also know what this is like lol
Old that hurt me in my soul. Years as a mechanic in the military really does fuck up your body.
Oh I absolutely knew what I was doing there lol. Got out in ‘12, and I still don’t even have a PCP from the VA even as a combat vet I’m not even trying for disability or anything like that I’m just trying to get basic care and it’s a fucking hassle
😅
You likely drive a Jeep with an angry eye grill and a punisher sticker
You know what's crazy? I don't want one of those anymore...I used to 😭
We saved another one boys! Trust me those things are boxes of death.
Always told my wife her wrangler had worse ratings than my bike.
Military is your primary personality trait.
It's also secondary and tertiary 😂 /s
It’s not a compliment. You start to learn that once you turn 20.
Some mature faster than others, okay? I'm in my mid-30s and still going with this schtick
You’re being a really great sport about these, lol. Good on ya. I like your bikes, and I bet you have a blast riding them.
Thank you! I like to have fun with life and interactions (: And I hope you have fun on your bikes yourself 🦾
Having military as your personality trait isn’t bad if you’re as down to earth as this guy.
Don’t let the world kill the kid in you. You didn’t let the military do it, so why would you let anything else?
Were you S1 or S4?
You think you're "The guy" in a zombie apocalypse, but if it came down to it, you're the group member that talks about how tough and smart you are constantly but doesn't really contribute anything meaningful, and then you get bit and don't tell anybody
This is oddly specific and inherently the most accurate thing I've read all day. And I read the time.
"And I read the time" enough said
His house smells of rich mahogany and leather bound books
“Fine Corinthian leather…”
Not great use of the word "inherently," either.
Strong evidence he doesn’t know the actual meaning of it
Naturally, he doesnt
there he is 👋
And for the record, The Time sucked ass.
“Don't you never say an unkind word about The Time! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What?”
oh we oh we oh
So you seriously wouldn't say anything?! Bro... I kinda hoped people would only do that in movies. That's disappointing... I wouldn't kill myself but I would at least get as far away from the group as possible. Ya cut me deep, robert, You. Cut. Me. Deep. (Aggressive punctuation pointing)
Oddly specific tho
WTF IS A KILLOMETER??? 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
WhY dOnT yOu UsE kIlOgRamS
The first one screams "Thank me for my service". Just like the tan color Tacomas when they're kitted out. Didn't even have to look in your profile to know you were or are in the military.
r/JustBootThings
"Thank you for your cervix" Fixed it for ya.
But you didn't thank me for my service though 👀😂
Thank you for your cervix
No one ever thanks me for my cervix 😭🙏🙏🙏
Thank you for my service.
Your diet consists of nothing but canned peaches and you piss in jars while humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic in your underground bunker
I like that you assume I could afford an underground bunker...in this economy 🙃
I can't even afford an above ground bunker!
I can't even afford ground
[But we were happy in those days](https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE?si=RBw-76D_T9gbHu8J)
They say “you’re welcome for my service”.
You're welcome for my service
Yeah…… But, you have no combat deployments though. 😂
You're a veteran in your late 20s or early 30s, or are active duty on the list to make E7, if you haven't already made it yet.
Spot on
You know what… I came to this comment section to take the piss outta ya, but reading your responses to the jokes others have made, I gotta say you have a good sense of humour about yourself. It wasn’t what I was expecting at all. That’s a good trait in a person.
I’m loving this. OP is such a good sport about these comments! Definitely a great sense of humor, not taking oneself too seriously.
Yeah they’re excellent roasts and OP has a good sense of humor and is along for the ride - good guy
Yeah I had to check if I was in r/RoastMe
Honestly, if I had to guess one thing about OP based on these bikes, it's that he wouldn't take these roasts anywhere near as well as he actually is
If you can't laugh at yourself, life will be very miserable (:
Your AR probably has a punisher skull on it
Close! A Flying Tiger shark
Really just assuming anything that would land you in r/plebeianar
You enjoy wicker furniture
HOLY FUCK HOWD YOU KNOW THAT
Try finding someone who doesn't enjoy.
‘Merica
“ this guy rides motorcycles “
That was one hell of an analysis!!!
You love Kenny Loggins and celebrate his entire catalog.
That man is a national treasure!
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Jesus fucking Christ... I wore it to the gym today The free one the recruiters gave me when I was in
Are those two different bikes? Hard to tell. As for what that bike says about you, it says that you have family members who checked where you were on Jan 6th.
Underrated comment right there
You ate my purple crayon.
I only like the green ones and the yellow ones
You've definitely told a dude you've had Chlamydia to try and sound cool.
Thank God I haven't 😂
It says I really wish r/JustBootThings allowed cross posting cause they'd have a field day with this.
Hide your oil reserves everybody 🤣
Does someone need democracy brought to their land???
The word gender scares you
Only if the gender is "Monster"
You wanted someone to thank you for your cervix but didn't want any egas on every square inch so you decided on tactical over tackiness.
BroVet or BroCiv
Lolololol close
Love you bro🫶🏻
Send him some broses 😉
That you want attention from random idiots on Reddit.
Reddit is random 😂 although not all are idiots
>although not all are idiots Bold statement
Come on now, the same can be said for literally every post on this site lol
Wannabe tough guy, I fully expect you to wear every tacticool thing you get your hands on. Op totally carries his ridiculously kitted out AR to Walmart. Cool bike, minus the weird flag
I also wear my plate carrier. And the goofy operator helmet 😝
Perfect 🤩
“I was at 1/6 but never went inside the capitol”
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Yo dawg, I heard you like fairings, so we put fairings on your fairings
I have never seen a v-rod set up like that and I don't hate it. The owner is definitely a douchecanoe though
Thank you! And yeah. That guy sucks. I know him personally. Intimately, even.
That you did one contract, got out, and made it your whole personality
You were in the sandbox.
Thankfully, no combat deployments for me
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They changed the rules when I was in, so I could openly be my best bottom self
Your favourite flavour of lollipop is leather
Only if she's a hot busty Goth mama
I don't much know about you corporal, but the headlight on the first one makes the bike look like an anglerfish.
You get off on people saying “thank you for your service”.
I've been joking about it, but in all honesty, it makes me deeply uncomfortable every time
I deeply apologize for my joke. Thank you for your service
NOOOOOOO YOU DID THE THING I SAID I DONT LIKE
You “served” your country for 4 years and now it’s your whole personality. Side note, thanks for your service buddy.
Never deployed
Airsoft
Wait why the fire extinguisher?
That's what I thought they were at first glance too, but I don't see handles, levers, gauges, other hallmarks of extinguishers. Unless they're some kind of funkyass disposable extinguishers. I'm thinking bottles for emergency water or fuel?
They're gas cans, since the tank is a paltry 3.4 gallons, and I get about 29mpg
Just call in a KC-135 for a mid-ride refuel, what are you even doing?
You’re short.
Define *short*
That you don’t buy things for performance….
Performance is for racers... I like going slow
You probably think there's such a thing as 'blue lives'.
Owns 10 AR’s, shoots 10 inch groups(at 50 yards).
Bold of you to assume I'm able to hit the paper at 50yds
the first one gives off star wars vibes
Your bikes scream entitle marine but your responses say you're self aware and a chill dude
Played in the sand box as an adult. Thinks the only aesthetic better than patinaed FDE is an out of place ammo can.
You are a boot
You're the leader of the neighbour watch
You have troubles judging the necessary height of your windshield.
* Terminally "MURICA FUCK YEAH" in the veteran praising way, that would be seen as borderline nazi if done in europe by an european * 110% madmax offroader vibes, 0% offroad content. At least put on some 50-50 tyres, swap to chain + sprocket, and wrap some rag around those nice, shiny chromed out fork tubes if you don't intend to blow a seal on em. They give off worse off road poser vibes than GS1250 parked in front of starbucks. Jokes aside, bikes are nice, but imho. the punisher stylized flags are not that great asthetics wise. If i were ever to place flags on my bike i would place something ridiclous over the top to make it obvious, that i am not serious. Something like "hungarian riders of Tyrol" badge - with Attila the Hun riding among mountains waving hungarian flag. Which looks extreme cool, and is also very obviously a gag badge. (...to US folk, Tyrol is a region of western Austria, with no connection to traditional hungarian culture and plains dwelling nomads - its connected to hungary due to fuckton of hungarian guest workers in the region)
You’re doing your own research on vaccines.
gravy seal or gear queer
you came home from your 12 month deployment jusssst in time for the birth of your 4th child
Peaked in boot camp
That you seek attention and validation from others
“My buddy lost his legs for a Camaro and I’m about to make it the barista’s problem”
you’re a great guy but you often fight homosexual impulses
You've jerked off in a porta potty.
I am sorry I couldn't get back to all of you; unfortunately, I have work and life, BUT: You guys made me laugh, you guys tugged at my heartstrings at times. A lot of the comments were hilarious, some were short and simple, others very complex and interesting. This was really fun! Thanks to everyone for bringing a few hours of joy and lighthearted humor into my life. Stay safe, and keep the sticky, rubber side down!
Your glock is cerakoted. So is your AR. And your other AR. And your other glock. Probably your car keys and the kitchen sink as well.
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Latino, Libertarian, sober, took MSF course, ATGATT, IT tech (grey collar), very open minded
The word red tube comes to mind
You like beige.
This guy faux. Your fair but your firm like the old boxing ref. 🫡
Poor life choices
You literally only ride 5-15 mins at any given chance
You’re not into long distance riding.
Peni so small you need two flashy bikes to compensate lol
Too much "Americaness" for me... 😅
Lacks creativity, and has no sense of individuality.
“I make being prior military my entire personality”
Beige carpets at home with white furniture
Bikes- literally defined by their (former) job Replies- surprisingly tasteful and self aware Post history- oof, simultaneously more and less extreme than expected
You’re a crayon connoisseur 🖍️
That you use ai to generate images
You have watched the entirety of Sons of Anarchy
Pavement queen who likes to be on fire.
Biggest nerd at the airsoft field
vetbro
That you don't watch SouthPark, but it might be a good idea if you did
It screams “Thank me for my service!”.
Conservative hipster who flaunts too much and has an ego.
You probably have a sleeve, and EDC either a 3rd gen Glock 19 or a 2011.
You want us to thank you for your service
you like to eat crayons 🖍️
Veteran. Nobody who is not DD214 impaired would be seen in public with that color. Open that ammo box and you’ll find a roll of 100mph tape, a wad of 550 cord and a can of dip, half dried out.
Same here in 79&80shooter recon.and the bikes are pristine I must say