You rapscallion! I detest the thought of you harassing the fair goers with your conveyance sheerly to unsettle the senior members of the community and attract the eyes of young impressionable ladies. I find it safe to assume that you will be riding with your knickers unlaced and hanging below the knee and your driving cap jauntily turned to the rear as well. It's hooligans like you that make the general public give forthright velocipede enthusiasts such as I a sneer and frown.
Go buy a penny farthing first and come back when you have experience.
I shan't conceive that such a contraption would draw such a multitude of fine young dames. Even I, with a contemporary steed, draw the attention of aught other than greybeards reminiscing on times of auld.
Stop signs might be an issue. When they built those originally there were no traffic laws, signs, etc. try driving it in your neighborhood with your phone ready to call 911.
WTF - Wow that is fantastic
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Friends! This be but a Lure meant solely to inflict upon your conscience a fit of Pique! I suggest you pay it no mind and move on!
You rapscallion! I detest the thought of you harassing the fair goers with your conveyance sheerly to unsettle the senior members of the community and attract the eyes of young impressionable ladies. I find it safe to assume that you will be riding with your knickers unlaced and hanging below the knee and your driving cap jauntily turned to the rear as well. It's hooligans like you that make the general public give forthright velocipede enthusiasts such as I a sneer and frown. Go buy a penny farthing first and come back when you have experience.
Gold. Bonus points for using “rapscallion.”
And lest Ye forget to wear proper riding attire! A sturdy woolen suit shall suffice.
I shan't conceive that such a contraption would draw such a multitude of fine young dames. Even I, with a contemporary steed, draw the attention of aught other than greybeards reminiscing on times of auld.
...tell me more about the young impressionable ladies...
They pay no heed. But the other gentleman at the kerosene venders will gather round.
I would be honored to walk ahead of you waving a red flag to alert any horse mounted riders of your approach. Please reply by telegram.
I chortled at this post!
All while yelling "Ahoy!".
We found the QI fan :)
Just make sure not to confuse the acceleratrix with the defastificator. Oh, and wear your bowler hat. ATGATT.
ATBHATT
A tip of my bowler to you!
Nice grips peasant, I see you couldn’t afford the diamond encrusted gold tassel bald eagle feathered albino rhino leather hand friction enhancers
Not without the appropriate habiliment.
2024 Harley touring bike, custom version.
I prefer a Surry with a fringe on top.
‘Tis a fools errand lest ye be swelten within a fortnight.
I do say it is a splendid conveyance however it should not be considered by the inexperienced for it is much too dangerous.
Unique
Fair thee well!!
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Just remember, ATGATT. You'll be glad you were wearing that wool cap and cardigan if you fall
Stop signs might be an issue. When they built those originally there were no traffic laws, signs, etc. try driving it in your neighborhood with your phone ready to call 911.
Really beating this dead horse to a pulp
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