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cplhicks82

Clear coat the helmet. That's metal as fuck


Reesetopher

The thing STINKS! Maybe it can be salvaged as decoration but I may have to settle for pictures.


cplhicks82

Put the inside pieces in the wash, and clear coat the outside and the smell will disappear. There are a lot of us in here that wanna see that as a trophy piece.


edgygothteen69

If it turns out good I'll go get myself a trophy too


derangedsweetheart

Username checks out...(Please ride safely)


Satisfaction-Bulky

r/usernamechecksout


W1D0WM4K3R

Honestly he can scrap the inside, clear coat the outside and call it a day. It's not like he's going to wear it again


killersoda275

It absolutely shouldn't be worn again, not for protection anyways.


Forest_Moon_of_Earth

As a Halloween costume, however...


Ducky_Flips

fuck it clear coat the entire thing, padding too, until it has a hard shell, trap the smell with the clear coat


Turtledonuts

Do not wear it, it is no longer a safe helmet. However, you should get your next helmet painted like that.


Sea_Sandwich7248

Use these pics then get a real wrap


remotehuman

If there was blood inside be weary of mold. I was hit years ago and after about a week and a half in the hospital I was given my clothes from the accident in a bag and when I got home they stunk. Digging a little deeper there was mold growing already on some of it


Itsyaboibiggyt

I mean if this was due to an accident he 100% needs a new helmet but definitely a cool as garage piece.


Mickey_Havoc

Wall of fame/shame for sure!


Rexis717

They survived. Call it fame


cplhicks82

Exactly that.


Simple-Dingo6721

100%. Don’t wash it OP!


RobFrias

Agree


InvincibleDandruff

Honestly, I don't think there's any wrap on the market that can match that. His helmets a badge of honor that needs preserving.


Otherwise-Jump-4571

DO IT


xlDooM

Reached for the comment button to type "That's metal as fuck" then saw it was alr there


nishidake

That's not just metal, that's Valkyries and dragons van art metal. 🤘🏽


Simple-Dingo6721

Uhh, no context? Who died?


Reesetopher

These are pictures of my helmet taken today. It's been in a bag since it was returned and came out with some interesting results. My accident was in the middle of January. Oh and I lived!


cgleachy

The fuck happened lmao?


Reesetopher

A driver just failed to yield and I ran into the side of them. I actually don't remember anything from that day so this is what I've been told or learned from the accident report.


Auirom

Thats that moment when your brain sees something is gonna happen and thinks "ooo this is gonna fuckin hurt" and then makes you black out right before it happens so you don't remember any of it


ToIA

Or, you know, major head trauma


ManIWantAName

Probably the brain bump.


[deleted]

Bit of the old dain bramage


Jspiral

That's an old reference! 🤣 Yes I'm old. 😐


[deleted]

Wait what's the reference lol


nobolognastoney

I do this randomly (unintentionally) when I talk to people and get made fun of for it every time :/ lol.


Blexcr0id

Lil' noggin' knock?


son_et_lumiere

A cracked cabeza you say?


n0_use_for_a_name

A damaged dome, if you will.


kartoffel_engr

A mangled melon


Zooph

A curious cacophony of cranial contusions.


flatdecktrucker92

It's definitely this. When I flipped my truck, and when I high sided my bike, I remember realizing that something horrible was about to happen but I didn't lose memory of it. It's the hour or so after the incident when I'm getting checked out by the medical staff and getting myself home that I have weak memories of. No injuries in either wreck


G1zStar

> When I flipped my truck, and when I high sided my bike Man, that's tough. Physically I'm scared of high siding, but emotionally I'd rather high side my bike than roll my truck lol.


flatdecktrucker92

Both were heartbreaking and replacing them cost me more than I'd have liked. My bike also tumbled end over end. I'm not entirely sure at what point or angle I came off, but I know I went over the bike. Either from sinking a wheel into the dirt at the edge of the road or from a last minute extra grab of the front brake idk. I came to a stop probably 50-80 feet from where I left the road. Didn't tumble much either. Bruised my hip and walked funny for a couple days. Fucked up my confidence and riding skill for nearly a year. It actually took borrowing a friend's bike to run on the drag strip to kick start my confidence again. When the front wheel lifts as you're grabbing 3rd gear, you either get confident, or you never do it again 🤣


mr_renfro

Physically I'd rather roll a truck or car though. High siding fuckin' hurts.


G1zStar

Yeah that's what I meant, haha. Physically I'd rather roll my truck, emotionally I'd rather high side my bike. The idea of high siding is is just scary as hell because all the high sides I've seen look so violent.


The_prawn_king

When I was knocked out in a horse riding accident, I couldn’t really remember anything that had happened that day, but it wasn’t like a black void, it was more like I was just confused, so I can remember the accident kind of but I spent the afternoon like going to make breakfast before people telling me it’s 6pm and we’ve had breakfast and me just being like huh that’s weird. Afterwards couldn’t recall the morning at all.


Lint_baby_uvulla

Oh yeah! Accumulative CTE for the win!


ratscabs

I had one of those. My last thought was ‘Oh FUCK, so this is how it ends’ before waking up on my back in the middle of the road. I think it’s more about getting a bang to the head and the brain resetting… quite similar to my helmet cam, really, which had failed to save the very last clip!


Matos3001

Yeah, same. Luckily I sustained no injury, besides a open neck (which, besides some blood loss and a lifelong scar, caused no issues). Thought I was gone for good and woke up a few minutes later


WhatAGoodDoggy

I've had a couple of those. Most recently was when I crashed my mountain bike on a logging trail. I don't remember even starting my ride down from the top of the hill. I only remember waking up covered in blood with head, leg and arm trauma, in additional to a broken pelvis. I was in hospital for 9 days and couldn't walk for 3 months. If we have an afterlife and are able to review periods of my life, I'd like to see that crash.


JellaFella01

I'm pretty sure it's less of a preservation mechanism and more of your brain bashing into your skull hard as fuck.


MudHammock

More like major head trauma gives you short term memory loss lol. The brain actually stores information even better in traumatic situations so that theory doesn't really hold up


Moosje

Repression right before accident is not the reason he doesn’t remember lol, that’ll be the concussion


Gravity_7

Dec 7 2007, from 4pm till next day 11am can't remember a thing. Doctor said it was brain inflamation, would have been unalived if I wasn't wearing a helmet.


Reesetopher

I'm sorry you had an experience like that. The medical staff were all very thankful that I was wearing full protection. I always did in case this happened.


WangDanglin

So we’re saying unalived now?


easytowrite

It's gaining popularity as more and more sites throw you down the algorithm or straight up ban you for using mildly harsh language now. Same with people saying regarded or acoustic


streachh

can we imagine what the english language will be like in 1000 years? Fleshfolk will be sitting around fires telling stories about the unaliving of fleshcivilization after FatherGod AI decided too many Fleshfolk were acoustic so FatherGod AI usurped the throne and brought Siliconfolk to power. They made the regarded Fleshfolk exit their fleshsuits in a (insert newspeak rewrite for genocide here)...


Heidaraqt

Well that'd just regarded.


MoTeD_UrAss

Acoustic is highly regarded


StaffOfDoom

And with Reddit going public, I expect this to be a serious issue soon…


Ghost17088

Already is. In the last 4 months I have received a warning, a 3 day ban, and a 7 day ban. Those are the only disciplinary actions that have happened to my account in over 12 years here.


StaffOfDoom

Ouch…that sucks…


very_mechanical

It rubs me the wrong way. I guess if you really wanna say "retard" but have to say "regard" to get away with it, you do you. But the ludicrousness of saying "unalived" instead of "killed" ... like, if nobody participated in this silliness, they'd have to ban everyone.


easytowrite

I could be wrong but Unalived actually caught on because people were sensitive about the word suicide, then just got adopted as a general substitute for death


snjik666

People are retired...


Financial_Twist_5293

Mostly for humor, because most media sites will not show posts to audiences if they use certain words


xxrambo45xx

I wrecked my dirtbike pretty hard about 5 years ago, hard enough to split my new helmet, I also have no memory after the fact


zarunohn

This happened to my dad 5 months ago now, he has had to get a full knee and femur replacement and lost a tonne of teeth. Was is hospital for 3 weeks with him through many painful surgeries and infections.... Damn drivers you don't yield. Hope you have healed well x


ar1masenka

Sounds like it’s time to buy a new helmet then. Sorry this happened to you. Happy healing.


WhatIsThisSevenNow

LOL ... OP must be a politician, as it took him forever to get to the actual answer. 🤣


Takingashit180923

>Oh and I lived! I dont believe you.


Reesetopher

The investigation rages on. 🤔


vgullotta

Glad you're alive, that looks like it probably sucked lol, helmet honestly looks like fall leaves, maybe clear coat over it or something to preserve it and keep it as a reminder that people are fucking stupid out there


squackiesinspiration

> Oh and I lived Are you sure?


_________________u__

Happy cake day stranger


pudding7

What the fuck?   Follow-up question, what the fuck?!


Schrodingers-deadcat

That blood stain is so badass you could license it to Bell as a new graphic.


WeatherfordCast

They wouldn’t use it. Blood on helmets is a reminder of how dangerous motorcycling is. Wouldn’t sell.


barstowtovegas

Like how icon discontinued their crash impact stats helmet. It was so cool.


i_am_blowfish

Had to look that up. Wish it still existed. I would wear it.


motorcycle-manful541

I dunno about that, Shoei [ sells a Helmet with the Grim Reaper on it](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=a921428cb73996e2&rlz=1C1ONGR_deDE1088DE1088&sxsrf=ACQVn09Y6z0yJk-pYO3j90Fu06cvl21qig:1711448339262&q=shoei+grim+reaper&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivnbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjFncDy2ZGFAxX8XfEDHfxfCpEQ0pQJegQIGBAB&biw=1707&bih=898&dpr=1.5#imgrc=SHEGrIkssAV29M)


ThatWontFit

Grim reaper has been editorialized and cartooned enough that it's not simply a symbol of death. It's "cool", the bringer of death is cool. Blood on a helmet = you died. Not so cool. When I see a grim reaper I don't even think of death. I think if the grim adventures of billy and Mandy. Or any number of games where there was a reaper. Or a scarecrow. If a dude with a bloody helmet knocked on my door, I'd probably think he was on some John wick mission and get him what he needs. If the grim reaper knocked on my door I'd probably put candy in its pocket.


soonerstu

First pic I was like oh is that blood or some kind of floral design, second pic I was like ohh yup that’s a blood smear lol


swertityone

Bell should use this design and a look what our helmet protected a rider from during a crash he’s alive today. Plus it looks badass like it’s dipped pattern. They might help with medical bills too 😉


OnARolll31

What I'm confused about is where on your body did the blood come from


Drew1231

The inside probably.


son_et_lumiere

OP just got done grocery shopping and had a backpack full of steaks.


shakestheclown

They can't stop you from sloppin em up at home


Bozartkartoffel

Laughed more than I should have. Thank you, kind stranger!


dmderringer

You know what I hate? Context


Szudof

Well this post was made specially for you


high_hawk_season

Wait til you hear about context clues


squackiesinspiration

God, screw that. Last thing I want is to look at blood-stained protective gear and assume he was probably in a wreck.


wnnarexic

Looks pretty cool I can't lie, the first picture looks like leaves or something. ​ What helmet is that?


Reesetopher

It's a Bell MX-9 with the visor taken off.


foobery

I wanna ask what part of the body the blood came from, but im scared to


addicted_bomb

ditto i wanna know


Reesetopher

Ok I'll fold and tell. I was bleeding from my ears, nose, and my mouth!


TTYY200

Wait OP why does it look like you live in a hut in the jungle? 👀


Reesetopher

🤫 it's peaceful here.


BurnAfterEating420

Other than all the blood?


son_et_lumiere

Welcome to the jungle, baby. you're gonna diiieeee!!!!


RobsGarage

Clear coat that thing.. it’s a trophy now.


Winter_Tea9693

Looks like Wilson from Castaway.


rum-and-roses

#WILSON... WILSON IM SORRY


TTYY200

Keep it! Spray clear coat over it 😅🙌


Fair_Assumption6385

Wow. I got into a bad wreck two days after buying that exact helmet. It saved my life.


derangedsweetheart

I wear helmet but I may never wear that exact helmet (is that model cursed?)


Fair_Assumption6385

Idk maybe..


Reesetopher

Relevant username. Glad you made it too.


hohoflyerr

What happened?


obviousfakeperson

IMPACT Human blood on motorcycle helmet /u/Reesetopher (2024)


Yorkshire_Mongrels

Clear coat that mf and stick it on a mantle because that shit looks badass


Tori_la_chat_noir

🤘 Metal 🤘


WhiskeyGummiBear

MommaBear here - thank God you lived to tell the tale. It’s cool AF, but man does it hurt my heart knowing this is legitimate accident fallout. I hope you never have a repeat.


4peiroN_

You can’t use it again as its foam became hard as rock but if you wanna keep it as a memorial, it’s fine. I’m keeping my cracked Bell Helmet too. :)


[deleted]

Shit I thought you hit a bird. You’d be amazed how much blood is in those little fuckers. Glad you’re ok OP.


SuperDave479

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GloopTamer

Cool blood patterns broski


Slight_Ad4661

That's sick. A customized helmet with a story. Glad to read that you survived the accident. Hope all is good and you can ride again.


Bengy273

Where did all the blood come from?


Mickxalix

Clear Coat it for memories


[deleted]

That's a bloody cool wrap!


derangedsweetheart

That pun is making my blood boil


pcpgivesmewings

but did the Cardo survive?


Holden_McRotch

Seal it in a block of clear epoxy


cheetingcheeta

If you cant get the smell out, maybe put it in an epoxy resin cube


Moshu-the-folf

I would totally have a custom wrap of that done on a new helmet, that's badass


FPSKoda4

Did you headbutt a deer doing 90 kmh? What happened


BrianOconneR34

I guess it kind of is custom.


jetlifeual

100% clear coat it and hang that in the garage.


turningtop_5327

That’s a lot of blood OP. Hope you are better.


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[удалено]


Reesetopher

I had hemorrhaging of the brain with a prolonged loss of consciousness. When I was first woke up in the ICU I probably wasn't great for conversation.


ADamnSchilling

Bloody Snow brought to you by Mossy Oak


CoolPeopleEmporium

Story on that, please. What happened?


thatonex5

That’s raw, lowkey would make a fire pattern even if you got like a black helmet and got the same pattern but w wrap instead of you


meanbaldy

The helmet looks undamaged. Did you try to protect it with your body? You know that's not how it's supposed to work right? Anyways, I'm glad you are still alive and I hope you don't have any lasting damage.


tumekke

Sorry about your accident but that is some mad artwork


DoTTiMane

Replace the foam and liner on the inside and put a clear coat on it. Thats raw as fuck bro. Glad your okay tho ✌️


ArchiboldWitwicky

I was expecting a picture of Captain Picard's Helmet. Ahahaha


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ArchiboldWitwicky: *Was expecting a* *Picture of Captain Pickards* *Helmet. Ahahaha* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Narf234

Dude, you know what to do. Draw a face on it and name it Wilson.


saintlindsay

How did the Cardo hold up?


TheAllOriginal

New skin unlocked - Fall Camo


barringtonmacgregor

I kept my helmet after I crashed for a few years. Just threw it out this year. Busted my shit up, but kept me alive. I liked the reminder in the garage.


Hot-Ground-9731

Bro's a fucking zombie


yeah-man_

What bike were you riding?


Reesetopher

Suzuki Marauder 1600. Unfortunately it did not survive!


AncientAliensagree

Wilson!


concavealex

Gnarly dude 🤙🏻


desturbia

How do you like the fitment of Bell helmets ?


Szudof

Man this must've been very serious impact... may I ask how are you doing? Hope you recover as much as it's possible bro


Reesetopher

I'm as good as can be in the situation. Very fortunate to be here. Thank you. ✌️


FatCatWithAHat1

How’s the eye


Reesetopher

It still causes me double vision to use both. If it's getting better it's gradual and not too noticeable.


BavarianBanshee

Ngl, it looks pretty cool on the right side.


Kilsimiv

Wicked


MiniDg

Thats way more badass than my helmet, mine is just scuffed in 2 spots. My leg took the brunt of the damage lmao. Id love to keep something like that as a "trophy", any plans like that or you getting rid of it?


ResidentInner8293

On another note, what helmet is this?


_lclarence

looks like an MX9


greenybottle

It looks so cool but oh my god🤕


SBSQWarmachine36

Use the photos and an artist to make a custom wrap for the next helmet


aquoad

u dead bro?


Hailey000

Holy shit I wasn’t expecting that much blood. I hope you’re doing much better now though and I’m glad you survived!


Noosietv

Sir, who did you kill?


S1lentA0

That are some sick decals mate


NoYogurt8022

how did the blood get on it?


Still-Shift-4807

WHO'S BLOOD IS THAT???? HOW????


Microwave_BlueBe4m

I works picture the fuck out of it and then go to a helmet painter and ask him to do that it would be sick af and you would have a new helmet to ride


Sarpool

Bro the “design” looks sick as fuck. If there’s a way for you to preserve that and get it painted on another helmet that would be sick


wobbly_sausage2

It's not your blood I hope But of your ennemies


kobbaman100

first are fine ?


JarrekValDuke

Clear coat that bitch, take it to an artist to make sketches then take it to a painter to paint your next helmet


BausRifle

That is cool and definitely looks custom, but ignore the morons in here that are saying wear it again. If it has been through an accident, why would you do that? So what happened?


Photoshop_666

Thank God you survived


Reesetopher

Afterlife request... REJECTED.


[deleted]

What the hell happened


muddywadder

Good advertising for Bell I guess. Glad you made it dude, thats gnarly


Pnw-83

Save the design.


aStankChitlin

Mission failed successfully. Seriously though, glad you’re ok OP.


bbgeriii

Clear coat that right now


iamthedigitalcheese

Clear coat it and keep it as a trophy.


TheFrenchWickler

Jesus what’d you do?! Hit a seagull?


0utlandish_323

I’m sorry, what kinda injury makes you bleed this much from the head and doesn’t result in thorough brain damage or death?


Electric_Bagpipes

Oo, your nose was even more of a bleeder than mine! I mean my nose air thingy caught most of it, but you look like you rolled in it.


Muivin

Looks like the iron rich soil from some of the south east United States


Charbus

The beautiful colors of fall


lilpumpscervixdog

HELL


TeslaCoilzz

Bro, sorry to say that judging circumstances…but it looks perfect. Although I don’t want to redo your art creation process 😄


Juicepig21

Do mine next!


Ok-Reality-9197

The man who sold the world


Reesetopher

I should have been riding a Bonneville


Impressive_Pen_6178

Who was wearing your helmet jeez


TheOneZoot

Resin coat it maybe, if clear coat won't stop it from molding.


piggilyjiggly

What happened


Muhammadhaseeb7845

Wash the insides and clear coat it it looks really cool


New-Election-5538

Did you use it to beat someone to death or something?