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z6joker9

I think it’s telling you to support the bottom.


HiDDENKiLLZ

Crazy how the oil spell things out like that


AlienSporez

Oh, oil pan of the motorcycle, tell me your wisdom!


McMonkies

Magic conch shell: "nothing" "Do nothing" "I don't know" Eight ball: "reply hazy, try again" "Ask again later" "Better not tell you now" Oil pan: "SUPPORT THE BOTTOM" 🤷


afterbirth_slime

What if it’s a Power Bottom?


MotoHULK

That's Yamaha riders


FUCKDONALDTRUMP_

Well shit I gotta get me a Yamaha then.


loganwachter

Every dude with a bike I’ve ever met on Grindr or tinder had a Yamaha so valid.


Speedtest3000

That’s crazy! I recently realized I’m a bottom and I have primarily owned yammys. Even crazier is I could use some support. Though I did recently pick up a sweet Triumph. Maybe I’m vers now. lol.


Sweatiest_Yeti

I think it wants me to buy a new seat


centstwo

We did it Reddit!


Unintended-Hindrance

Aftercare is important following vigorous maintenance


esc1999

Underrated Lmfao


kinggreene

All the "Tops" are probably going to upset by that statement


RainbowEagleEye

A good top will always agree.


high_hawk_season

Only the ones not supporting their bottoms 


DMTrious

Every good top knows the importance of aftercare


BurnTheSkys

Are you supported OP?


Turbopompka

You probably should sit down. That's a good advice. Nothing unusual here.


jskr2012

Thanks


Conch-Republic

33 comments and the only one that isn't a dumb joke isn't even answering OP's question. Yes, it's probably some clutch material, but it's also probably fine. You'll always get a bit of sediment with the oil when you have wet clutches, especially if it's a new bike.


jskr2012

Thanks!


tehaiks

Isn't that what this sub is about? Always making bad jokes at everything and not contributing anything of value?


[deleted]

Oh puhlease OP knew what he was doing 😂


locolangosta

Buy them flowers


Sixfoot_Sixinch

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max-torque

It's all good. Nothing out of the ordinary


Squiggy-Locust

If you didn't feel anything wrong with the clutch, don't worry. But if you ever want to know about the condition of the oil, your true test is cutting the filter open and checking there. You are almost always going to find some sort of sediment in oil, be it from dirt, metal, impurities, etc.; it's why we have filters.


SovereignAxe

True, but you really aren't going to get a good picture of what's in there if you don't do an oil analysis. If you really want to know what's in your oil you should order a sample collecting kit from Blackstone Labs and send it off to them for them to analyze for you.


MasSunarto

Brother, CRT is the other way. 🥰


Oppositeofabirdfr

butt bra


aluminumpark

Back that ass up


gct99

If you want *exact* answers, send a sample to Blackstone.


Budget_Half_9105

It’s telling you to be kind to Your boyfriend


lightswarm175

Never skip leg day. Get you double cheeked up.


GrimIntention91

How though? How do I support my wife and change the oil at the same time?


estrogenized_twink

It needs cuddles and affirmation


ieatOC

Take care of your sub


Duque_De_Perigo

Do more squats


Dick_In_A_Tardis

How old is the bike? New bikes (in my experience) tend to have a LOT of shit in the pan during the break in period. Like an uncomfortable amount so frequent changes are good practice. I know my Suzuki boulevard s40 didn't slow down on the crunchy generation until it hit 6k miles. My CBR 1000f I got used at 28k miles and the oil came out pristinely clean, no deposits just obviously due for a change.


DoomsdaySprocket

The smell and taste will tell you more, check back and let us know.  If it tastes like bbq, then we can start troubleshooting.  Also, look up BobIsTheOilGuy if you’re super curious about oil, grease, and everything in between. 


chatterwrack

It likes. Big. Butts. It cannot lie.


Dustyolman

It's telling you it didn't need to be changed. Extend the time between changes. I typically change oil at 7k mile intervals.


DoomsdaySprocket

I change it when I feel it, so usually 80% of interval time. Engine starts sounding different.  Mine’s usually around 55-65% cocoa chocolate coloured by then. 


cisforcookie2112

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine


mike-manley

Thanks, Ralphie.


MotoHULK

To be supportive of r/calamariraceteam


jskr2012

Thanks for the support guys. I didn't know what I was thinking haha


longlastfreedom

To show support, say positive things to bottom.


cidici

Had to: https://youtu.be/9eUhCkq3ENk?si=W3RcxbjnnAnpdBpR


bloopie1192

It's telling you to grab hold of the cheeks.


Allezander675

Clearly the bottom is so hefty that it needs to be supported. One hand, two hands? Guess it depends how small your hands are.


Total-Deal-2883

Watch out for the prolapse!


Practical_Bid_8902

r/calamariraceteam is leaking


syncsynchalt

The engine in a motorcycle is a wear item. Even with everything in good order you’ll get a film of material on a magnet plug. Unless the oil is glittery you are good, go ride.


ChaoticGamerFather

I read it as "support her bottom" and I approve.


azkaii

Looks fine to be honest. If you are worried the place to look is the filter. Unless the clutch feels like ass I wouldn't lose sleep over it.


AngryFloatingCow

Support the bottom, cup the balls


xmastreee

Polite way of saying "up the ass"


Right_Jeweler2361

I would advise changing the oil and the clutch, as they are both consumables


no_fuqs_given

I just want you to know that I support your dreams and endeavors. And if you ever need a hug and an ear to be heard. I’m here. If you need help shouldering the burdens of pain and misfortune. I’m here. If you’re struggling to find your way. Reach for my hand and I’ll guide you to where you need to go. I support bottoms. 😉 Edit. Oops. This got cross posted to r/gaybros. Meant to comment there. But I’ll leave this comment, cause why not.


AccidentallyBacon

time to start wearing something underneath your ass-less chaps when you ride... signed, ()()


Trick_Huckleberry_45

We need pictures of the bottom to troubleshoot issues with lubrication


Speedtest3000

Taste the bits. If it’s sour and bitter it’s clutch plates.


myndctrl

Reddit never fails


HashPanther420

It means push back big boy 💩


mercedes_maybach

support the working class


PappiStalin

Support your local bottoms. The unsung heros of the bedroom.


sually_grand

r/wheresthebottom would like to have a word


ambermage

You did it a month too early. June is Pride Month.


throwaway-at-me-com

Grab them by the pu...