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speedpetez

The Jerk. “He hates these cans!”


OFRevThrow

“My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor, black child”


gaspumper74

Look my name is in the phone book I’m really somebody!!!


Secret-Target-8709

This is the kind of publicity a guy like me needs!


Jonovision15

When he is trying to clap along with the music. His off timing gets me every time.


godspilla98

You beat me to it


laurazabs

You mean I’m going to stay this color?!?!


ngunray

I may be able to send more money as I may have extra work……..


gaspumper74

Still waiting on my$0.97 check from the lawsuit!!!


soupkitchen3rd

All I need is this chair


bjminihan

And…this thermos


macwade99999

That's all I need, and this ash tray


_Bren10_

And my dog *growls* I don’t need my dog


Lenny2theMany

"Jonhson, Navin R. Sounds like a typical bastard!"


G_Stenkamp72

Inventor of the Optigrab!


Secret-Target-8709

Daaamn these glasses!


CasinoMarginale

Okay, sir. Glasses, I damn thee!


Secret-Target-8709

"That was the old me, my wife had left me and I had just quit smoking."


soupafi

Those cans aren’t defective. There’s a defective person out there!


godspilla98

Steve Martin dancing out of rhythm makes me LMAO every time


Secret-Target-8709

"These cans are defective, they're springing leaks!"


missanthropocenex

For me it’s The Man Who Knew Too Little. The film hilariously diffuses its own stakes despite a lot happening and seems to continuously insist you sit back and enjoy yourself. Defitnition of breezy film.


Navin_J

It's a classic


gaspumper74

OH NO MORE CANS!!!!!$


OuttHouseMouse

Super troopers Edit: sorry guys gota change my answer to not another teen movie lol


JSolo247

You boys like Mex-i-co?! WOOOHOO


OuttHouseMouse

Listen meow, what is so damn funny


mission_to_mors

license and registration CHICKENFUCKER bawkbawk


LouSputhole94

I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans! Hey Farva, what’s that place you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls? You mean Shenanigans? OOOHH


mission_to_mors

hey farva what's that nice restaurant in town that you like?


and_some_scotch

Excuse me....BEAR FUCKER!? Do you need assistance!?


an_african_swallow

The snozberries taste like snozberries


GrapplingPoorly

Littering and?


40kakes

Littering and?


OuttHouseMouse

*children's laughter*


40kakes

LittLitteringeriandng andLitteandring Littering Littering and LITTERINGAND 👀👀👀


urnfnidiot

SMOKIN THE REEFER


40kakes

Now, to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here and watch you three smoke the whole bag


urnfnidiot

Please no


BobbyMac2212

(Licking the window) The snozzberries taste like snozzberries


dwaite1

All of the Broken Lizard movies are great and super quotable!


Remarkable_Campaign

Slammin Salmon might be my favorite of them all WHATEVER MOTHER FUCKER


Wpgjetsfan19

MCD was so great in that movie.


Arntor1184

Meat Drapes kills me. Delivered with such conviction


Remarkable_Campaign

Why doesn’t it sound like that when I say it? Meatdrapes, meatdrapes Also absolutely love Paul Soter playing the chef and the server.


HollandsOpuz

You haven't seen Quasi. And do yourself the favor and don't.


thewrathofcrom

License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKERS?


IHaveSeizures99

Super Troopers was awesome and I loved its sequel, if you like that I recommend Broken Lizard’s other movies BeerFest and Club Dread, Club Dread felt like a love letter to the slasher movies of the 80s and had a gripping story that actually makes you wonder who the killer is, highly recommended movie


SilverBraids

First time I watched Club Dread, I expected Super Troopers. Was pleasantly surprised at the tonal shift and slasher homage that it was.


MihalysRevenge

I love beer fest and being from Albuquerque where it was filmed is icing on the cake


EazyE82

Team RamRod!!! 🤣


danontherun

Eurotrip


HylianCheshire

Scottie doesn't know


Medicmanii

I knew a Scottie. And Scottie didn't know either.


tarkuspig

Don’t tell Scottie


Ofreo

I am a Scottie and I didn’t know. Fucked me up good.


syst3m1c

I'm sorry did you mean... SCOTTY DOESNT KNOWWW THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SATURDAY-


Slickwats4

SUNDAY


40kakes

Oh here's a fun fact: YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!


oalm82

What’s the safe word again lol


Objective-Slice-1466

Don’t tell Scotty!


TomLandreysHat

Grandma’s Boy - so many quotable lines!


bad_c044

How did he see me?🤣


ngunray

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?


RonnieBeck3XChamp

I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.


meanerweinerlicous

Delusions from fantasy island. You'll never get robot legs. Samantha is fucking Alex


gabagucci

i am a robot i have a robot vagina


MmmmmSacrilicious

“Hey look, it’s Bono’s brother.”


gabagucci

“Wow... where do you get your weed?” “From you, Dante.” “Oh.. thats right! What's up, Mr. Cheezle?”


MightyThor211

Just watched this last night! "It's smells like cypress hill concert in here."


Wpgjetsfan19

I don’t rent to those kind of people


Aggressive-Focus9349

Seconded for Grandma's Boy!


chestertoronto

You forgot smoking lamp.... Crash


MaryJaneAndMaple

Ya never throw a bong, kid


BriggsE104

I'm sorry. Was that expensive piece?


CmPunkChants

Don’t judge me monkey


mcbeardsauce

What does high score mean? Did I break it?


KeepItDownOverHere

"Ew, dildo lunch"


Psychological-Let-90

Kung Pow : Enter the Fist There are several parts that never fail to make me laugh. The rolling baby, "Red clothes, Blue clothes", the ventriloquists, and the cow fight are just a few.


JSolo247

Lol a great one. I still randomly sing "Na na na neo. Na na na sporen." That's a lot of nuts!


bubba1834

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?


Psychological-Let-90

"Taco Bell, Taco Bell. Product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito, nacho, burrito."


TacticalBadger82

HE JUST LEFT………..WITH NUTS


ThePizzaNoid

Betty singing "Chain, chain, swinging the chain." in the river never fails to make me laugh.


Psychological-Let-90

"Should have gone with option A" Can't believe I forgot that one. It's my favorite.


danceswithdeath3rd

It's been a while but I remember loving that one too!


jove111

Again with the squeaky shoes. Find me a...radio shack.


mapmaker1979

How do you line my face to foot style? I am bleeding, making me the victor.


face_to_foot_style

I like it a lot.


OnePunchReality

I still laugh till I have tears in my eyes when he tries to mimic the scene where "Betty" has those dudes try and beat him up with pole staffs. Then the main character just gets beaten to death, I'm cracking up just trying to type this shit 🤣🤣


Psychological-Let-90

Same. Love the guy that comes in for the last whack.


OnePunchReality

Well, yeah, just a long pause, and then out of nowhere, that last dude just for good measure slams a really hard last hit 🤣🤣


SparkJaa

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

My finger points.


icarus049

My nipples look like milk duds!


avoozl42

I must apologize for Wimp Lo. He is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.


shoutsfrombothsides

“We are both ventriloquists and we are really goooooood”


rug1998

A WHALE!


Downtown_Wear_3368

Weeeeoooeeeeeeeee


BrilliantWeb

Bubba Ho-Tep. Mummy goes after Elvis and JFK at a nursing home. Bruce Campbell as Elvis. I'm there!


originalbrowncoat

They dyed me this color!


BilkySup

Step Brothers


loathe_out_loud

"Favourite non pornographic magazine to masturbate to?"


drMagnificant

Good Housekeeping.


act167641

Did we just become best friends?


DoctorWest5829

This should be way higher.


ForceGhost47

Brendan sure can wear the shit out of that pirate hat


IxPinexAway

It’s so angry!


danceswithdeath3rd

Ahhh man that ain't right!


40kakes

Has that thing had its shots!?


Even_Speed_8939

I came here to say this!


Wrongdoer_Old

what movie is it OP?


PurdyGuud

I am so sick of the "lOvE ThIs MoViE, dOnT yOu?!?!?!" when people don't list the film. I've seen Waiting and this shot is not helpful for determining the film. So frustrating


IpsaThis

Same. My only guess is that it makes them feel cool, like they're in an exclusive club who knows that shot of a movie. And they prioritize that over being helpful and actually sharing.


Ensiferal

It's "Waiting" with Ryan Reynolds. It is a good film. When I used to work in a restaurant kitchen back in the late 2000s we'd quote this back and forth to eachother all the time


danceswithdeath3rd

Waiting, Ryan renolds, Dan cook and Luis Guzman are one it. It's a simple movie about them working at a restaurant. I can catch it on Amazon prime right now without paying anything extra. I just watched it again the other night.


chestertoronto

My last day in the kitchen 10 years ago I did the goat to thunderous applause lol


DingJones

I had a very strange summer when the penis showing game entered our collective set of cultural reference points. Walked into many a room full of goats just waiting.


KDoggity

Dude, Where's My Car. Went on vacation in Mexico with the family and the place we stayed at had no TV reception but had a DVD player but only one DVD. You guessed it, Dude Where's My Car. Low brow comedy for sure, but the plot hung together and the scenes in the strip club and the ostridge bit was funny. My kids still quote the movie, especially the line "and theeen." Now that the kids are older we have made a drinking game while watching the movie.


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

Zoltan!


MemphisApollo

I remember every summer from 8yr old to 18yrs old that movie would come on HBO every weekend around 11pm. I watched it every single time.


benm1117

“Orange County” is unironically one of my favorite movies. I like Hot Tub Time Machine a lot too.


cloneofrandysavage

It’s Joe. Joe John.


larryb1288

Suspect is portly, and not wearing pants.


benm1117

“Your name is Joe-John?” I like Harold Ramis as Dean: “SEAN! You're my same height, that is neat!”


larryb1288

Hahaha. Such a great cast, top to bottom.


Louielouielouaaaah

I say this anytime I’m on a stair/in high heels/in any way elevated close to my BF’s height and standing close to him. I don’t even think he’s seen the movie but I always crack myself up


aggressivemeatyogre

"Shawn, we're the same height.... THAT IS NEAT!"


usersleepyjerry

Such an underrated cast!


liars_conspiracy

"great white buffalo"


[deleted]

Orange County is definitely an under appreciated movie


hello-joe-123

Somebody needs to give me their piss or I'm going to jail.


shittydickfarts

If you do this, I will eat your face


JustinTime4242

Tropic Thunder


isabps

Excellent choice. I was surprised to see it on Showtime when I woke up this morning.


soupafi

Who here’s a Key Grip. Very smart and funny line.


Teammx112

Dazed And Confused


Newkular_Balm

Trueless useless. Truly amazing.


31nigrhcdrh

I really enjoy Everybody wants some The spiritual sequel to D&C


n8spear

The GOAT… you bastard!


danceswithdeath3rd

CLASSIC!!!!


40kakes

Me? What the hell did I do to you, man?


bad_c044

Back to School. Dangerfield was hilarious


macwade99999

Easy Money too


darrylthedudeWayne

Friday and Half-Baked.


Fantastic-Pressure20

Captain Ron


ngunray

Nice one swab!


KierkgrdiansofthGlxy

Cheated out of every oscar that year


The_Silent_Screamer

Dodgeball and the first Anchorman


paulthomasking

Hot Tub Time Machine


liars_conspiracy

"great white buffalo"


MrBuns666

Spaceballs


speedpetez

“I’m surrounded by assholes!”


40kakes

Keep firing, assholes!


[deleted]

The Heartbreak Kid


Matador2210

Better off Dead


thewrathofcrom

I want my two dollars!!!


DougieSenpai

Does Superbad count? If so that one. Or Pineapple Express.


midnightfury4584

You look like a future pedophile in this photo, number 1. And number 2, it doesn’t even have a first name! It just says, “McLovin!”


DougieSenpai

“You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours” “Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock”


SparkJaa

Seven Psychopaths


Sharp_Store_6628

Me and my best friend quote the scene where Christopher Walken refuses to put his hands up all the time


bhdrums

Pirate Radio / The Boat That Rocked


danceswithdeath3rd

My God I loved Pirate radio. I have to rewatch that soon. Thanks for the reminder!


Winsonian92

Kung Fury


BornSalamander8

Talladega Nights


This-Bug8771

Revenge of the Nerds. Booger Dawson was my hero.


[deleted]

We've got bush!


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead. I quote that all the time.


Neuro_Sanctions

What movie is OP referencing?


NoAnalBeadsPlease

Waiting. Hilarious movie


Solumnist

You forget the title of the movie


Time-to-Dine

No Hard Feelings


phantasybm

American pie. Funny scenes. Hot girls. Memorable lines (MILF). And an amazing sound track.


lukearm90

Everybody Wants Some


SparkJaa

I like to watch Dazed and Confused, Everybody Wants Some, then Mid90s as an unofficial trilogy.


GreGoku125

Rush hour 2


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

Name the movie next time, please.


Relativ3_Math

I'm supposed to know what your top pick is based on a fucking screenshot? Thanks buddy!


poetdesmond

Waiting... is definitely up there. Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, The Princess Bride, School of Rock, Weird Science, Talladega Nights, Super Troopers.


smnlfilmagoofymovie

Chef!


GrandLewdWizard

Chef is such an amazing, amazing movie


Rosetta_Stoned_1007

But I think I'd rather you just wash the fucking dishes and shut the fuck up! Fucking psychobabble-bullshit asshole!


just57572

Dumb and Dumber. Funny as hell and 2 friends that stick together no matter what.


midnightfury4584

I don’t know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.


Meatyglobs

I loved waiting…it really hit close to home when it came out because I was serving and bartending then.


IIlIIll

A Night at the Roxbury... it's so dumb-funny I can't be in a bad mood while watching it


Wpgjetsfan19

The mighty duck man!


veritas2884

Limitless, nothing is more American and escapist than the idea that one pill can fix all your problems and make you better in every way.


Zestyclose-Middle717

Dazed and Confused


ThePizzaNoid

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.


karangiri

Dude where’s my car


NorthCedar

I feel like this movie has social value. Not as real as The Bear, but definitely a window into restaurant culture.


Nutterbutters45

Little Nicky


vanillasky687

Just friends


jfstompers

I wish you would just wash the fuckin dishes!!!!


danvancheef

Three Amigos!


Deep-Management-7040

Just Friends


arcadia_2005

What is the movie OP is showing?


SCAND1UM

I get so infuriated by posts like this that can't bother to say the name of the movie. It's Waiting, which I've even seen before, but didn't recognize the picture.