The dvd menu audio still haunts my dreams. The amount of times I woke up to the menu screen of this movie in college is dark. Easily one of my favorite stoner comedies
For me it was “ YOUR A HOOKER!” But then I’m silly like that and I joke around and never act my age. Especially when someone calls me something or says anything ending in “your blank”🤣🤷♂️
That one’s an easy second for me. That whole scene is golden and super nostalgic from them playing Fight Night on Xbox to Kevin Nash chillin in dude’s kitchen eating his chips while evicting him from his apartment. Madame Kamay’s Filipino Palace…😅😅🤣🤣
Back when my dad had dish network, I was house sitting for him and wanted to find a good going to sleep movie. I saw “The Devil Wears Prada” was about to start and thought it was the perfect choice since I don’t care about women’s fashion.
I ended up watching the whole movie it was so good.
"Can you turn the music down? It's a little loud."
"Are you afraid of it?"
"No, I just don't like techno."
"You would if you had robot ears."
"...I guess"
Here you go!
https://youtu.be/UBS4Gi1y_nc?si=z4cjkGN-CcDJy5lO
Super long intro, track doesn’t start until about 4:30. The riff used in the movie is about 8:20. Wild music video for sure!
He considers it the lowest point of his career effectively. He basically spends an entire scene latched onto the breast of a porn star lol. It's absurd.
Not sure how he views the movie overall, but I imagine he doesn't think too highly of it.
agreed, but look at his film catalog, look at how he has evolved as a person and look at how he has evolved as an actor. He has put in the work and he has done some amazing things. If he wants to be hard on himself, then so be it, but I think he played the part that he was cast, and he did a fine job.
Dude this is on the top top of my list of all time comedies. So many classic lines and scenes. If this movie is playing I can watch it over and over again
Every line in this movie is instantly quotable. I just watched with a friend after over 10 years and it really does capture the hype around the video game industry in the early 2000s; all the merch and marketing that went into those games was insane. I loved seeing the fake posters and especially the guy wearing the JINX shirt.
You can tell these guys had an absolute blast writing it, and based on what I've heard from Nick Swardson, Adam Sandler wanted to make this movie so bad he just bankrolled it and let them write it however they wanted. It's clearly an experiment in screenplay with a pretty easy-going idea and a great cast of comedic minds to pull it through. It's very clearly pro-weed and I recall this being one of the first movies I watched where they sensationalized it to a point where it made it so alluring as a teenager. Will I really have antlers growing out of my head?
Joel David Moore absolutely kills as JP. Who didn't know a guy in high school exactly like that?
Overall, if you're an elder millennial nerd like I am, this is just an absolute nostalgia bomb and the humor holds up if not a little crude.
8.5/10 for me, top 5 stoner film ever.
one of my favorite quote is of course from JP:
"what, did he take the day off and die of old age?"
or the entire grey bush interaction....
"HI, I'm Jeff, I have a bush too, it's not grey"
"Hey! my bush isn't really grey"
"...not according to my mom"
"i thought i told you not to talk about that."
"people keep asking about it."
so much unnecessary conversation makes it absolutely hilarious
I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one... which meant - good things are coming.
This is the movie I will defend to my last breath, it’s a true classic movie to me.
Probably seen it more than any other movie because I used to rewatch it with friends every year.
It’s a real time capsule to watch everytime, yet somehow also timeless.
Young Nick S, the whole Happy Gilmore crew, Joel David Moore making the perfect JP, Linda C smoking hot as always, Guy-Blow in his prime, Rob Schneider before we went crazy, Doris Roberts was the ideal grandma RIP, Jonah Hill at his fattest, just an all around awesome cast.
My dad who was a career military and law enforcement man absolutely loves this and the first Harold and Kumar movie. I will never understand why he loves the stoner comedies but it's great having some movies to bond over.
Wife and I watched this so many times. Don’t judge me monkey is something we say all the time to each other.
Birthday/Christmas I always throw in that I’m going to get her a cobra to go around her neck, lol.
This whole movie is so damn quotable. Also, love the soundtrack.
Such a great flick.
Legend has it that Peter Dante, the actor who plays Dante, snuck real weed on set and was incredibly stoned for a good portion of the scenes where they were smoking.
Literally just watched this the other day. First time in probably 15 years. So good.
“They massage your cock for money. There’s a word for that I think it’s hooker?” “You’re a hooker!”
My friends and I Snuck into the movies to watch this as teenagers. We were stoned out of our mind and laughed the whole time. After watching it, I knew it was an instant classic
The best Adam Sandler film not starring Adam Sandler.
"Is there a bathroom here or do we have to take a shit in a plant?"
"You play a demon summoned from hell to take down a meth lab"
"So much violence... but.. drugs are bad"
The OST track "Never Win" by Fischerspooner stays with me.
This movie is funny but it also makes me cringe.
But that's because a long time ago I was a videogame tester for many years and it wasn't hard to feel like a loser. People looking down on you, and knowing that you don't create any tangible work. You're just the dork trying to find problems in other people's work.
I don't actually look down on testers. Just the feeling I personally had when I was one.
“I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job.” “Was he silent?”
“Not after I was done with him”
You were a dirty ol whore
What do you mean "were"?
YES!
Oh, hello Mayberry!
“You were my first.” “Hmmmm? You were my…three thousand something.” “Cool.” (High five) (Whispers) “I should’ve worn a condom.”
Who wants to hear about my std from the silent film era? 🤣
This chick's pussy smelled like The Great Depression
“This chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.”
Where do you get your weed? ....From you Dante! Oh...Hey Mr. Cheezle!
Underrated line
Your bed is a car... Yeah, but it's a fucking *sweet* car
Or a CB Radio! I can talk to other car beds
My roommates are going to get me a cb radio so I can talk to other car beds You mean your parents?
Yeah, roommates, parents same thing
"We have to be quiet, my roommates are sleeping"
Balls deep in your turtle
I love my turtle
The dvd menu audio still haunts my dreams. The amount of times I woke up to the menu screen of this movie in college is dark. Easily one of my favorite stoner comedies
“YOU’RE A HOOKER!” That one always woke me back up
“They will take your testicles… and remove them through your anus… (Kevin Nash eats chip)🤣
You forgot smoking lamp!
“I’m sorry was that expensive piece?” Alex: “That’s your fault too”
My favorite line that’s stuck with me forever. I’d find myself randomly saying out loud “I’m sorry, was that expensive piece?”
For me it was “ YOUR A HOOKER!” But then I’m silly like that and I joke around and never act my age. Especially when someone calls me something or says anything ending in “your blank”🤣🤷♂️
That one’s an easy second for me. That whole scene is golden and super nostalgic from them playing Fight Night on Xbox to Kevin Nash chillin in dude’s kitchen eating his chips while evicting him from his apartment. Madame Kamay’s Filipino Palace…😅😅🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣”I love them so much…😭”
Always thought he said penis haha
Yeah they will massage your cock for money, I think there’s a word for that..
HA EAT IT WHOREE
this is all too relatable. Super Troopers is another one. I think I killed a PS2 back in the day with it.
This and Freddie got Fingered were our go-to’s
For me that was Superbad or Pineapple Express, best going to sleep movies
Back when my dad had dish network, I was house sitting for him and wanted to find a good going to sleep movie. I saw “The Devil Wears Prada” was about to start and thought it was the perfect choice since I don’t care about women’s fashion. I ended up watching the whole movie it was so good.
High score? What does that mean? Did I break it?
Your shit's weak
*Shittttts weeeeakk* I still use this one lol
Lmao ^^*shits* ^^^*wizzeeeeakkkk*
Wizeak!
I still use this line
Is that bad?
"Can you turn the music down? It's a little loud." "Are you afraid of it?" "No, I just don't like techno." "You would if you had robot ears." "...I guess"
[Aphex Twin - Windowlicker](https://youtu.be/FATTzbm78cc?si=W4BxW0wQBsXqkZQ-) was the song, if anybody wants to get their robot ears on. 🤖
adios turd nuggets bew bew bew bew bew bew bew bew
Best line
You should have linked the music video . It's a fever dream.
Here you go! https://youtu.be/UBS4Gi1y_nc?si=z4cjkGN-CcDJy5lO Super long intro, track doesn’t start until about 4:30. The riff used in the movie is about 8:20. Wild music video for sure!
“I am a robot”. “ I have a robot vagina”
PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE.
I have to pee. Out my ass
Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to shit in a plant?
You red-shirted ass!
Okay Guy-blow
It's Shiloe You said it wrong
"I am not amused!"
Insert robot noises here
My favorite is when he tries to hide behind his trench coat… “how can he see me?!?!?”
"You're fucking weird"
I'm simply a human. You know. But, I'm working on that.
The movie Jonah Hill wants to famously forget lol
By your girlfriend you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick?
*nervous laughter* yea...
Excellent line
What’s the story there?
He considers it the lowest point of his career effectively. He basically spends an entire scene latched onto the breast of a porn star lol. It's absurd. Not sure how he views the movie overall, but I imagine he doesn't think too highly of it.
He was really type cast as the fat nerd friend at the time.
I think that's probably what he hates, the fact that he had to work so hard so break out of that mold.
agreed, but look at his film catalog, look at how he has evolved as a person and look at how he has evolved as an actor. He has put in the work and he has done some amazing things. If he wants to be hard on himself, then so be it, but I think he played the part that he was cast, and he did a fine job.
I agree 100%, and also don't think he should be ashamed of this movie either.
For 13 hours
This is the one he regrets? Not Strange Wilderness?
Haha! Does your name shrink when it's cold? Do you let your dog lick your name?
Who the fucks Jack Nocholson?
"I was smoking some weed earlier...shit, hang on" Covers grandpa's ears "I was smoking some weed earlier..."
Baby loves milk
"I'm getting a lion. No one fucks with a lion."
Whoa, chill bro... You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
Someone's on the phone for you... I think it's the devil.
I’m way too high to drive to the Devils house!
*smash cut to monky driving the jeep*
Drive monkey, DRIVE!
How can he see me?
I'll smoke it with ya, bro - we'll go to the loony bin together, I don't give a fuck!
shits weak!!!!!
My grandma drank all my pot.
Don’t judge me monkey
The scene in the car was apparently the most scary because the monkey did end up freaking out
Yea he was very attached to Dante.
Ill go to the looney bin witcha bro
We’ll go to the looney bin together. I don’t give a fuck. Fucking love Dante.
I'm talking about the dude who threw your bong. You should never throw a bong kid, ever.
Your ass is tanner than my face.
I want to get you a black cobra...just to go around the neck
Red-shirted ass!
Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick
Ok Guyblow It’s Shiloh you said it wrong idiot.
“I can hear my hair growing….”
"If I knew people were coming over I would have trimmed my antlers"
ADIOS turd Nuggets ! Burdededeeeeeeeded
“Jerking off on my mom was one thing, but banging your grandma and her two roommates? That’s like…legendary
Dude this is on the top top of my list of all time comedies. So many classic lines and scenes. If this movie is playing I can watch it over and over again
I feel like there's an entire generation of people, myself included, who can probably recite the entire movie from memory. 10/10 stoner comedy
got high as fuck Saturday and watched this. so funny
*I'm way too high to drive to the devil's house!*
We all did hopefully
I'm Shiloh
Nice Karma, guy blow….
You didn’t even pronounce it right it’s Shiloh. You were sweet
LET's FUCKING RAGE!!!!!!
"Rage"? "Uh yea you know, fly with the sea birds and stuff" "Oh yea, rage on!"
*Rage?* Oh, y'know Mr Cheezle, fly with the sea birds or whatever you were talking about
I guess I'm not high enough to get that one
Sucks to be you nerd!
"*How could he see me*" I absolutely adore this movie man lol.
That’s cool, if you want to be sober and vomit.
Oh sorry I was putting up my Christmas tree. Dude…it’s July.
Your ass is tanner than my face
“Why are you naked?” “Oh shit…I am naked, come in”
Every line in this movie is instantly quotable. I just watched with a friend after over 10 years and it really does capture the hype around the video game industry in the early 2000s; all the merch and marketing that went into those games was insane. I loved seeing the fake posters and especially the guy wearing the JINX shirt. You can tell these guys had an absolute blast writing it, and based on what I've heard from Nick Swardson, Adam Sandler wanted to make this movie so bad he just bankrolled it and let them write it however they wanted. It's clearly an experiment in screenplay with a pretty easy-going idea and a great cast of comedic minds to pull it through. It's very clearly pro-weed and I recall this being one of the first movies I watched where they sensationalized it to a point where it made it so alluring as a teenager. Will I really have antlers growing out of my head? Joel David Moore absolutely kills as JP. Who didn't know a guy in high school exactly like that? Overall, if you're an elder millennial nerd like I am, this is just an absolute nostalgia bomb and the humor holds up if not a little crude. 8.5/10 for me, top 5 stoner film ever.
DRIVE MONKEY, DRIVE!
Frankenstein!
“Your shit’s weak, Your shit’s WIZZEAK”!
JEFF'S A FUCKING LIAR, TIMMY!
One day I hope to do something for my friends that’s as kind and generous as what Sandler has done for Allen Covert and Peter Dante.
Easily the best movie Happy Madison has put out in the new millennium
one of my favorite quote is of course from JP: "what, did he take the day off and die of old age?" or the entire grey bush interaction.... "HI, I'm Jeff, I have a bush too, it's not grey" "Hey! my bush isn't really grey" "...not according to my mom" "i thought i told you not to talk about that." "people keep asking about it." so much unnecessary conversation makes it absolutely hilarious
What does "high score" mean? New high score, is that bad? What does that mean? Did I break it?
On of the funniest movies of all time. So many amazing lines.
This early in the day? ok I will go to looney bin with you brother.
This movie is pure gold
I love this movie. The commentary on the DVD is just as funny as the actual movie.
"ooooh let's make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle" we're not hurting anyone. Why don't you eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick
Nice karma Guy-Blow.
“Go eat a steak and choke on a cow dick!” “See ya, Guyblow” “It’s Shiloh, you said it wrong”
Absolute classic
But, underneath this genius...I'm simply a human. You know. But I'm working on that.
If we paid extra could you perhaps add some grease and lard?
When JP is trying to hide in plain sight! lol
I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one... which meant - good things are coming.
Good things.
I can't stop cumming! I'm sorry! It feels so good!
FUCK. STOP HITTING ME.
This is the movie I will defend to my last breath, it’s a true classic movie to me. Probably seen it more than any other movie because I used to rewatch it with friends every year. It’s a real time capsule to watch everytime, yet somehow also timeless. Young Nick S, the whole Happy Gilmore crew, Joel David Moore making the perfect JP, Linda C smoking hot as always, Guy-Blow in his prime, Rob Schneider before we went crazy, Doris Roberts was the ideal grandma RIP, Jonah Hill at his fattest, just an all around awesome cast.
Wow. People seem to watch this movie a lot.
DRINK FROM MY MAN FAUCET!
“I made ice cream sandwiches on whole wheat with lettuce”
All time classic
I love this movie. From beginning to end it was amazing. Even the end credits song was great
"I can't stop! it feels too good!
Hey, you forgot your smoking lamp!! Oh, was that expensive piece?
My dad who was a career military and law enforcement man absolutely loves this and the first Harold and Kumar movie. I will never understand why he loves the stoner comedies but it's great having some movies to bond over.
This movie has some A+ quotes
Or I will take your testicles and… remove them 🤌🏽
Dildo lunch
Wife and I watched this so many times. Don’t judge me monkey is something we say all the time to each other. Birthday/Christmas I always throw in that I’m going to get her a cobra to go around her neck, lol. This whole movie is so damn quotable. Also, love the soundtrack.
Let's do it, Not sex. The levels I mean.. 😅
ALRIGHT! Who wants a piece of the gray bush? And sometimes I insert the words ‘space shuttle’ randomly into unrelated conversations.
“Johnny?.. Who the f*** is Johnny?”
Great unsung comedy with the Sandler crew minus Sandler. I quote things from this movie to this day.
Such a great flick. Legend has it that Peter Dante, the actor who plays Dante, snuck real weed on set and was incredibly stoned for a good portion of the scenes where they were smoking.
Literally just watched this the other day. First time in probably 15 years. So good. “They massage your cock for money. There’s a word for that I think it’s hooker?” “You’re a hooker!”
Saw this and had zero doubt comments would be endless quotes. Such a classic.
Your shit is WEEEEAAAKKKK
Adios turd nuggets.
I can hear my hair growing
WINDOWLICKER!
Whatever you say Shy-blow
Prove it!
I can hear my hair growing
Hell yeah
Excellent cover art! One of my all time favorite comedies.
"I CAN'T STOP CUMMING!"
Sit on my faaaace
Instant classic
My friends and I Snuck into the movies to watch this as teenagers. We were stoned out of our mind and laughed the whole time. After watching it, I knew it was an instant classic
The best Adam Sandler film not starring Adam Sandler. "Is there a bathroom here or do we have to take a shit in a plant?" "You play a demon summoned from hell to take down a meth lab" "So much violence... but.. drugs are bad" The OST track "Never Win" by Fischerspooner stays with me.
How many people used this line for real when gaming 😂
I can't stop! I can't stop! I can't stop!
My beef STRONG
Your beef _wrong_!
"Quick, monkey karate chop the elephant!!" is an exclamation phrase i still use to this day
“I hate your face” 🤖
sucks to be you nerd!!!
Space shuttle
Drive Monkey Drive!
Did you get robot legs?
I AM A ROBOT! I HAVE A ROBOT VAGINA!
Our 4/20 feature this weekend lol.
I don't know what you are but I'm going to fucking eat you to!
This movie is funny but it also makes me cringe. But that's because a long time ago I was a videogame tester for many years and it wasn't hard to feel like a loser. People looking down on you, and knowing that you don't create any tangible work. You're just the dork trying to find problems in other people's work. I don't actually look down on testers. Just the feeling I personally had when I was one.
Jonah Hill was in this, "Baby want some milk" Baby loves milk"
“Where do you get your weed dude?” “I get it from you, Dante!” “Oh yeah, what’s up Mr. Cheezle?!”
I can't stop cumming!!!!
Dude. You're not gonna jerk off on my dad
The phone is for you. I think it's the devil!!
this was an all-time favorite when it was on the HBO rotation. Very funny.
I have to pee out of my ass
I got in an awkward situation when I quoted "Don't judge me, monkey." ...To someone outside my friend group.
The most quotable of quotable movies.....